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<p><b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Action_News" title="wikipedia:Action News">Action</a> Cool 5</b> is a local television station for <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia" title="Strong Badia">Strong Badia</a>. It was first created in the email <a href="/index.php?title=local_news" title="local news">local news</a> when Dan asked <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a> if he had a news station, and he threw one together called "Strong Badia Action Cool News 5" in order to impress Dan.
</p><p>"Action Cool 5", as shown in <a href="/index.php?title=theme_song" title="theme song">theme song</a>, also broadcasts other shows besides "Strong Badia Action Cool News 5". The shows broadcasted are <i>Three is 4 Tonite</i>, shown weeknights at 7:30, 8:00, 9:30, 11:00, and 11:30, <i><a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos" title="Cheat Commandos">Cheat Commandos</a></i>, weekdays at "right now" [4:30], and <i><a href="/index.php?title=Powered_by_The_Cheat" title="Powered by The Cheat">Powered by The Cheat</a></i>. Strong Badia Action Cool News 5 presumably comes on after <i>Powered by The Cheat</i>.
</p><p>A <a href="/index.php?title=Puppet_Stuff" title="Puppet Stuff">puppet stuff</a> news broadcast was shown in <a href="/index.php?title=Action_Cool_News-oween_Report" title="Action Cool News-oween Report">Action Cool News-oween Report</a>, where Strong Bad reports that local residents are angry about the animatronic statue of the <a href="/index.php?title=Jibblies_Painting" title="Jibblies Painting">Jibblies Painting</a> that has been put up in the neighborhood.
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'''[[Action News|Action]] Cool 5''' is a local television station for [[Strong Badia]]. It was first created in the email [[local news]] when Dan asked [[Strong Bad]] if he had a news station, and he threw one together called "Strong Badia Action Cool News 5" in order to impress Dan.
<a id="Known_Programming" name="Known_Programming"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Known Programming</span></h2>
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email" title="Strong Bad Email">Strong Bad Email</a> - <b>Monday (presumably):</b> 4:25
</li><li><a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Three_is_4_Tonite" title="Three is 4 Tonite">Three is 4 Tonite</a> - <b>Weeknights:</b> 7:30, 8:00, 9:30, 11:00, 11:30
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos" title="Cheat Commandos">Cheat Commandos</a> - <b>Weekdays:</b> 4:30
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Powered_by_The_Cheat" title="Powered by The Cheat">Powered by The Cheat</a> - <b>Mondays (At least):</b> Immediately after Strong Bad Email.
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Action_Cool_5" title="Action Cool 5">Strong Badia Action Cool News 5</a> - <b>Mondays (At least):</b> Time unknown
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Hijinks" title="Halloween Hijinks">Halloween Hijinks</a> - <b>Halloween night:</b> 8:00-midnight
</li></ul>
<a id="Action_Cool_News_5" name="Action_Cool_News_5"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Action Cool News 5</span></h2>
<p>Each newscaster in "Strong Badia Action Cool News 5" is presented during the opening credits on <a href="/index.php?title=Index_Cards" title="Index Cards">index cards</a>, each held by <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat" title="The Cheat">The Cheat</a>. The cards read "Strong Bad with Top Stories", "Sportscarster Strong Mad", "Meteorologist TIRE", and "THE FRIGGIN  CHEAT", respectively. The Cheat also sings the theme song, which appears when the show opens and ends.
</p><p>The "Action Cool News" logo includes a muscular arm appearing out of the "S" in "Strong Badia". This refers to <a href="/index.php?title=Trogdor" title="Trogdor">Trogdor</a>, who has a "beefy arm" on the back of his S-shaped body. The slogan is "We're Investiga-Awesome".
</p>
<a id="Newscasters" name="Newscasters"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Newscasters</span></h3>
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a> — Main Anchor
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat" title="The Cheat">The Cheat</a> — Skycheat Traffic
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Mad" title="Strong Mad">Strong Mad</a> — Sports
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Tire" title="Tire">Tire</a> — Weather
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Jibblies_Painting" title="Jibblies Painting">Jibblies Painting</a> (possibly) — takes over for jibblified Strong Bad to sign off
</li></ul>
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<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 29px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Newscaster_strong_bad.PNG" title="Newscaster strong bad.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="87" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/6/62/Newscaster_strong_bad.PNG/120px-Newscaster_strong_bad.PNG" width="120"/></a></div></div>
<div class="gallerytext">
<center>Strong Bad with the news</center>
</div>
</div></td>
<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 27px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Newscaster_the_cheat.PNG" title="Newscaster the cheat.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="92" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/5/58/Newscaster_the_cheat.PNG/120px-Newscaster_the_cheat.PNG" width="120"/></a></div></div>
<div class="gallerytext">
<center>The Cheat with Skycheat Traffic</center>
</div>
</div></td>
<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 29px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Newscaster_strong_mad.PNG" title="Newscaster strong mad.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="87" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/34/Newscaster_strong_mad.PNG/120px-Newscaster_strong_mad.PNG" width="120"/></a></div></div>
<div class="gallerytext">
<center>Strong Mad with the sports</center>
</div>
</div></td>
<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 30px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Newscaster_tire.PNG" title="Newscaster tire.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="86" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/b/bb/Newscaster_tire.PNG/120px-Newscaster_tire.PNG" width="120"/></a></div></div>
<div class="gallerytext">
<center>Tire with the weather</center>
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<a id="Staff_Members" name="Staff_Members"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Staff Members</span></h3>
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Mad" title="Strong Mad">Strong Mad</a> — Sends The Cheat flying
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Sad" title="Strong Sad">Strong Sad</a> — Camera
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Bubs" title="Bubs">Bubs</a> — Holds a sign
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=The_Poopsmith" title="The Poopsmith">The Poopsmith</a> — Also holds a sign
</li></ul>
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<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 24px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:smthrowtehc.png" title="smthrowtehc.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="98" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/8/8f/smthrowtehc.png/120px-smthrowtehc.png" width="120"/></a></div></div>
<div class="gallerytext">
<center>Strong Mad, throwing The Cheat skyward</center>
</div>
</div></td>
<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 13px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Newscaster_bubs.PNG" title="Newscaster bubs.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="120" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/c/c4/Newscaster_bubs.PNG/120px-Newscaster_bubs.PNG" width="120"/></a></div></div>
<div class="gallerytext">
<center>Bubs, holding the "World Crisis" sign</center>
</div>
</div></td>
<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 22px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Newscaster_the_poopsmith.PNG" title="Newscaster the poopsmith.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="101" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/6/63/Newscaster_the_poopsmith.PNG/120px-Newscaster_the_poopsmith.PNG" width="120"/></a></div></div>
<div class="gallerytext">
<center>The Poopsmith, holding the "Winter Weather" sign</center>
</div>
</div></td>
</tr>
</table>
<a id="Main_Stories" name="Main_Stories"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Main Stories</span></h3>
<ul><li><b>The World In Crisis</b>
</li><li><b>Obscene Ween?</b>
</li></ul>
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="gallery">
<tr>
<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 22px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:sbcrisis.png" title="sbcrisis.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="102" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/c/cc/sbcrisis.png/120px-sbcrisis.png" width="120"/></a></div></div>
<div class="gallerytext">
<center>The world in CRISIS!<br/>...More on that later.</center>
</div>
</div></td>
<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 39px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Action_Cool_News-oween.png" title="Action Cool News-oween.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="68" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/8/8a/Action_Cool_News-oween.png/120px-Action_Cool_News-oween.png" width="120"/></a></div></div>
<div class="gallerytext">
<center>Puppet newscast</center>
</div>
</div></td>
<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 13px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Puppet_Rocoulm.png" title="Puppet Rocoulm.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="120" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/6/61/Puppet_Rocoulm.png/97px-Puppet_Rocoulm.png" width="97"/></a></div></div>
<div class="gallerytext">
<center>Signing off</center>
</div>
</div></td>
</tr>
</table>
<a id="See_Also" name="See_Also"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">See Also</span></h2>
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_11" title="Main Page 11">Main Page 11</a> — <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner" title="Homestar Runner">Homestar Runner</a> Action News
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=News_Articles" title="News Articles">News Articles</a>
</li></ul>


"Action Cool 5", as shown in [[theme song]], also broadcasts other shows besides "Strong Badia Action Cool News 5". The shows broadcasted are ''Three is 4 Tonite'', shown weeknights at 7:30, 8:00, 9:30, 11:00, and 11:30, ''[[Cheat Commandos]]'', weekdays at "right now" [4:30], and ''[[Powered by The Cheat]]''. Strong Badia Action Cool News 5 presumably comes on after ''Powered by The Cheat''.


A [[Puppet Stuff|puppet stuff]] news broadcast was shown in [[Action Cool News-oween Report]], where Strong Bad reports that local residents are angry about the animatronic statue of the [[Jibblies Painting]] that has been put up in the neighborhood.


== Known Programming ==
   
 
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* [[Strong Bad Email]] - '''Monday (presumably):''' 4:25
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* [[Three is 4 Tonite]] - '''Weeknights:''' 7:30, 8:00, 9:30, 11:00, 11:30
* [[Cheat Commandos]] - '''Weekdays:''' 4:30
* [[Powered by The Cheat]] - '''Mondays (At least):''' Immediately after Strong Bad Email.
* [[Action Cool 5|Strong Badia Action Cool News 5]] - '''Mondays (At least):''' Time unknown
* [[Halloween Hijinks]] - '''Halloween night:''' 8:00-midnight
 
== Action Cool News 5 ==
 
Each newscaster in "Strong Badia Action Cool News 5" is presented during the opening credits on [[Index Cards|index cards]], each held by [[The Cheat]]. The cards read "Strong Bad with Top Stories", "Sportscarster Strong Mad", "Meteorologist TIRE", and "THE FRIGGIN CHEAT", respectively. The Cheat also sings the theme song, which appears when the show opens and ends.
 
The "Action Cool News" logo includes a muscular arm appearing out of the "S" in "Strong Badia". This refers to [[Trogdor]], who has a "beefy arm" on the back of his S-shaped body. The slogan is "We're Investiga-Awesome".
 
=== Newscasters ===
 
* [[Strong Bad]] — Main Anchor
* [[The Cheat]] — Skycheat Traffic
* [[Strong Mad]] — Sports
* [[Tire]] — Weather
* [[Jibblies Painting]] (possibly) — takes over for jibblified Strong Bad to sign off
 
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https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/6/62/Newscaster_strong_bad.PNG/120px-Newscaster_strong_bad.PNG
 
Strong Bad with the news
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https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/5/58/Newscaster_the_cheat.PNG/120px-Newscaster_the_cheat.PNG
 
The Cheat with Skycheat Traffic
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https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/34/Newscaster_strong_mad.PNG/120px-Newscaster_strong_mad.PNG
 
Strong Mad with the sports
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https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/b/bb/Newscaster_tire.PNG/120px-Newscaster_tire.PNG
 
Tire with the weather
|}
 
=== Staff Members ===
 
* [[Strong Mad]] — Sends The Cheat flying
* [[Strong Sad]] — Camera
* [[Bubs]] — Holds a sign
* [[The Poopsmith]] — Also holds a sign
 
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|-
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https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/8/8f/smthrowtehc.png/120px-smthrowtehc.png
 
Strong Mad, throwing The Cheat skyward
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https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/c/c4/Newscaster_bubs.PNG/120px-Newscaster_bubs.PNG
 
Bubs, holding the "World Crisis" sign
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https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/6/63/Newscaster_the_poopsmith.PNG/120px-Newscaster_the_poopsmith.PNG
 
The Poopsmith, holding the "Winter Weather" sign
|}
 
=== Main Stories ===
 
* '''The World In Crisis'''
* '''Obscene Ween?'''
 
{| class="wikitable"
|-
|
https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/c/cc/sbcrisis.png/120px-sbcrisis.png
 
The world in CRISIS!<br />...More on that later.
|
https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/8/8a/Action_Cool_News-oween.png/120px-Action_Cool_News-oween.png
 
Puppet newscast
|
https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/6/61/Puppet_Rocoulm.png/97px-Puppet_Rocoulm.png
 
Signing off
|}
 
== See Also ==
 
* [[Main Page 11]] — [[Homestar Runner]] Action News
* [[News Articles]]
[[Category:Strong Badia]]


Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

Action Cool 5
Type Television network
Launched November 17, 2003
Broadcast area Strong Badia
Owned by Strong Bad

Action Cool 5 is a local television station for Strong Badia. It was first created in the email local news when Dan asked Strong Bad if he had a news station, and he threw one together called "Strong Badia Action Cool News 5" in order to impress Dan.

"Action Cool 5", as shown in theme song, also broadcasts other shows besides "Strong Badia Action Cool News 5". The shows broadcasted are Three is 4 Tonite, shown weeknights at 7:30, 8:00, 9:30, 11:00, and 11:30, Cheat Commandos, weekdays at "right now" [4:30], and Powered by The Cheat. Strong Badia Action Cool News 5 presumably comes on after Powered by The Cheat.

A puppet stuff news broadcast was shown in Action Cool News-oween Report, where Strong Bad reports that local residents are angry about the animatronic statue of the Jibblies Painting that has been put up in the neighborhood.

Known Programming

Action Cool News 5

Each newscaster in "Strong Badia Action Cool News 5" is presented during the opening credits on index cards, each held by The Cheat. The cards read "Strong Bad with Top Stories", "Sportscarster Strong Mad", "Meteorologist TIRE", and "THE FRIGGIN CHEAT", respectively. The Cheat also sings the theme song, which appears when the show opens and ends.

The "Action Cool News" logo includes a muscular arm appearing out of the "S" in "Strong Badia". This refers to Trogdor, who has a "beefy arm" on the back of his S-shaped body. The slogan is "We're Investiga-Awesome".

Newscasters

Strong Bad with the news
The Cheat with Skycheat Traffic
Strong Mad with the sports
Tire with the weather

Staff Members

Strong Mad, throwing The Cheat skyward
Bubs, holding the "World Crisis" sign
The Poopsmith, holding the "Winter Weather" sign

Main Stories

  • The World In Crisis
  • Obscene Ween?
The world in CRISIS!
...More on that later.
Puppet newscast
Signing off

See Also

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