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This is a list of all the @StrongBadActual Tweets from May 2019.

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May

Text / Transcript		Date / Link
OnlineBubs was the name of his old ISP! It used to be called BuBBS but no one knew how to say that out loud. This Tweet is a reply to @BrandonCOdom, who couldn't tell if peasants are sacred or excited for Online Bubs when playing the "Peasant Yell" sound for Trogdor!! The Board Game.		30 May 2019 🔗
Did I ever show you guys this sound board? Click around, it's got all sortsa crap on there. Random buttons, quotes, music, sound effects, and the whole Rulebook EP. trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/soundboard/		29 May 2019 🔗
Oh I still got some. A bunch even. But the secret is that I dole it out in little bits so you don't notice it's happening like a drippy bathtub that fills up and overflows down the stairs and into your foyer during book club. This Tweet is a reply to @heychrischin, asking if Strong Bad still had some.		29 May 2019 🔗
Um, knowledge of a for-real moon covered in volcanoes is not nerdy. It's called research for future album covers, first person shooters, and um... lunchmeat. This Tweet is a reply to @zyborgmon, saying that Strong Sad's nerdiness was beginning to rub off.		27 May 2019 🔗
	That's right The Moon!! This Tweet is a reply to @captain____derp, who posted a picture of The Moon with a space ship stuck in its eye from a classic film.	27 May 2019 🔗
You set me up!! YOU SET ME UP!! This Tweet is a reply to @chalkzhone, who posted a picture of a Homestar Runner figurine standing on the Jail square on a Monopoly board.		27 May 2019 🔗
	I'm sad that my soft-serve flip is erupting plumes of sulfur dioxide 150 miles into space due to the crunch of Jovian gravity. This Tweet quotes @AntikytheraClio, who compared the appearance of the moon Io with an active volcano to Strong Sad.	27 May 2019 🔗
Sure! This Tweet is a reply to @BenjyMLewis, worrying that Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People was being delisted on GOG.com along with all the other Telltale titles, and would not be available to purchase in the future.		27 May 2019 🔗
	Why a boss ds-1 with 'Supra' written on it so it sounds like a DOD supra distortion pedal of course!! This Tweet is a reply to @talkingwithpapa, asking what kind of distortion sloshy uses.	26 May 2019 🔗
	I'm less concerned with you being on-model than I am with us all being devoured by this hideous conqueror tardigrade you got goin up here. This Tweet is a reply to @PracticalPeng, who posted chalk drawings of Strong Bad and Homestar Runner.	25 May 2019 🔗
You don't gotta kill nobody but two Hamiltons and a Linc-linc from your wallet! This Tweet links to the Store page for Figurines Set One. This Tweet is a reply to @weird_legs asking if the Homestar Runner figurines were still available and would kill to get them.		25 May 2019 🔗
But ours is labeled correctly. This Tweet is a reply to @RangerSnow, posting a picture of Homestar Runner taking a plastic tub labeled "old H*R crap" out of his shed.		25 May 2019 🔗
	I didn't draw that, some beardo prolly did. But here's an even better one he drew that never made it as a pin-up: This Tweet is a reply to @menachemachem, who posted a picture of SCUD, the Disposable Assassin, and mistakenly attributed it to Strong Bad.	25 May 2019 🔗
	In somebody's garage. Dunno how to feel. On one hand, these people consider me and mines keepsakes. On the other hand, these people store their precious keepsakes in plastic sterilite bins in the garage.	24 May 2019 🔗
Well, it's always been a 'D-List' title on the sales charts so it's not really that big a change. If anything, we gained a lowercase 'e'!! This Tweet is a reply to @TheRobSka, whose Tweet is unavailable.		24 May 2019 🔗
She did it again! @JanelleCShane got a neural net to extend my "Okay for Mom" list from sbemail 186 with expectedly bananas results! (pounds!) This Tweet quotes @JanelleCShane, who shared some neural net-generated lists of "Okay for Mom" euphemisms. Fun Facts Strong Bad's "Okay for Mom" list was seen in the email environment.		23 May 2019 🔗
Hey, at least they remembered to include the game in that list at all! Some algorithm prolly told them "(4) people will [sorta] care about (SBGC4AP)" and they still included me in the kill-list! Score! This Tweet is a reply to @FusionPlank23, saying that Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People will be delisted from GOG and Steam so people should download it before then.		23 May 2019 🔗
Man, I have no idea who to even think about talking to about that. All's I got is the 10,000+ lines of dialog I recorded. You think I'll get in trouble if I just start posting sound files from the game to twitter and we all play it tweet-your-own-adventure style?! This Tweet is a reply to @TheSeg, asking if there was anything he could do to get Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People back up.		23 May 2019 🔗
	Only a couple hours left to back @schweizercomics kickstarter wherein he makes cool wooden Sherlock Holmes figurines! kickstarter.com/projects/schwe... Have a pic of me and Holmes and a spectral hound in front of a wizard boarding school and an essential oil diffuser!	19 May 2019 🔗
I just dang might! I'll let people know if and when there are details to detail to you! This Tweet is a reply to @annelukeman, asking if Strong Bad was returning to Gen Con this year, because she enjoyed playing Trogdor!! The Board Game last year.		18 May 2019 🔗
EAT A LOT OF FOOD ALERT!! This Tweet is a reply to @TrixieAsk, posting a video about filling a pool with red Jell-O.		16 May 2019 🔗
	Oh yeah? Even in... THIS FORM?!! This Tweet is a reply to @JCPbone, saying the world needed more Strong Bad in any form.	16 May 2019 🔗
Then let's put on our leather flight helmets and fly directly into a giant laser beam as we scream a super lame one-liner together!! This Tweet is a reply to @playeveryware, posting a gif from Top Gun saying that he could fly; he was a pilot.		16 May 2019 🔗
I did have a problem for a while there but it was more like email-aplague victim, than -aholic. This Tweet is a reply to @LydiaPrower8, saying the mug fit Strong Bad's early personality.		16 May 2019 🔗
	208 was the one hidden inside last year's April Fool's thing. 209 is coming... This Tweet is a reply to @PokePok37934704, requesting Strong Bad Email #208. Fun Facts The 208th Strong Bad Email was The Next April Fools Thing, released on April Fools' Day 2018. It was not listed on the Strong Bad Email menu until the post-Flash site update.	16 May 2019 🔗
I dunno if checking 1 email a week for 6-8 years and then pretty much not at all for the next decade constitutes -aholic status. But hey, Impact plus Sand font is a winning combo! This Tweet quotes @ButteryParanoia, who posted a picture of a mug with the words "email-aholic" on it.		16 May 2019 🔗
Ye attempt to get a life but are met with adversity, both societal and economic. Ye settles for a job that almost pays thy bills and putst the rest on Thy Dungeonmaster charge card, accruing significant dungeondebt which your kids inherit. You dead. Score 21 out of a possible 999 This Tweet is a reply to @iceco666, saying "Get a life?"		15 May 2019 🔗
This outpouring of actual crap-give from everybody brings a rare tear to this washed-up old internet wrestleman's eye! This Tweet is a reply to @thebehemoth, invoking users from the Council of Flash.		15 May 2019 🔗
Best followers ever man! I tweet some mostly jokey nonsense and get a buncha replies with legit solutions! You people rule!! This Tweet is a reply to @larsiusprime, describing the OpenFL emulation he had running on modern consoles.		15 May 2019 🔗
	Dear @thebehemoth, I want to port my text adventure that was made with Actionscript 2.0 but looks like it was made with BASIC to modern consoles because I think kids are finally ready to have the crap text-parsed outta them properly. Any advice?	15 May 2019 🔗
	"You got SPONCH'D!" doesn't sound as violent as getting SBLOUNSKCHED. Almost sounds pleasant! Maybe Sponch is like the diet, 100 calorie version. Y'know, without all the pepperoni. This Tweet is a reply to @RicksWriting, who posted a picture of a box of SPONCHED! marshmallow cookies. Fun Facts SBLOUNSKCHED! is the name of the candy bar from candy product, which has pepperoni as an ingredient.	14 May 2019 🔗
There already is! Just play the regular game and change Trogdor's name to Beefaeryghon or whatever and you're good to go! This Tweet is a reply to @Bratmon, who asked if there was a Game of Thrones edition of Trogdor!! The Board Game.		14 May 2019 🔗
I would love this. Unfortunately, Videlectrix doesn't have the clout they (never) once had. This Tweet is a reply to @ThomasBuster, who wanted to see a Homestar Runner game on the Nintendo Switch and would pay to help get the Wii game ported.		13 May 2019 🔗
Stnank is the word used by the chosen few like me who are incapable of 'mistakes.' A stnank is the closest we get. This Tweet is a reply to @hallaren, who insisted that Stnank is totally a word, and asked Strong Bad to back him up.		13 May 2019 🔗
	I'm told that technically there wasn't any burnination of actual thatch so they are spared from my legal rampage for now. Countryside and peasants were apparently well represented though. This Tweet is a reply to @Harvey_S, who said the Game of Thrones writers should credit Strong Bad for Daenery's Trogdor-like approach to burninating everyone. Fun Facts "Legal rampage" and the accompanying picture come from the Strong Bad Email rampage.	13 May 2019 🔗
The last track off the Rulebook EP! It's the triumphant return of Brainkrieg with Trogdor's Fiery Rage! This Tweet links to Trogdor's Fiery Rage on YouTube.		10 May 2019 🔗
That's awesome! Nothin says love like a cleft-in-twain The Cheat-- Waitaminute! Parking in the ramp is free if I'm in and out within an hour?!! How come nobody told me?!! This Tweet is a reply to @Wirter, who found a drawing based on the The Cheat drawing in Skills of an Artist LIVE!! in a book, with an "I love you!" message and a library receipt visible.		10 May 2019 🔗
I've always loved that this cover of the Stinkoman theme is like 80% build-up. I almost want it to end right when the theme proper kicks in. This Tweet is a reply to @zaneyboy2, who replied to the previous Tweet with a VikingGuitar cover of the Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 theme, saying it was the music going through the Chorch's head.		10 May 2019 🔗
	Sometimes ya gotta see things from a Chorch's perspective.	9 May 2019 🔗
	Remember their involvement! This Tweet is a reply to @Gmightyguin, who said "The Archers" from the Trogdor EP was stuck in her head.	4 May 2019 🔗
It infuses the salmon with delicious science umami before you smoke it. This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.		4 May 2019 🔗
I def never shoulda canceled my subscription to The Journal of The Cheat Science and Medicine. The yearly 'Skelebratory Skelebration' issue was always full of... Salmon. Y'know, after I used its pages to wrap salmon in them. This Tweet is a reply to @Game_Overture, who replied to the previous Tweet with the diagram of The Cheat's physiology, noting the names of the "tube" and "face bone".		4 May 2019 🔗
	Man, for a sell-crap-to-kids cartoon, this old Blue Laserdisc Challenge game got pretty gruesome. Also, The Cheats apparently have simpler nervous and circulatory systems than, like, those little... asymptotes or whatever they're called. Fun Facts This post refers to the DVD exclusive Blue Laserdisc Challenge and the Physiology of The Cheat.	3 May 2019 🔗
Yes! It is truly grab bag style! Bubs pokes whoever is pulling shirts for him (90% chance of Strong Sad) in the eyes as they do it so they don't know what shirt they just packed. Check that link for more boring info! This Tweet is a reply to @Riffcoms, who replied to the Mystery Shirt Sale Tweet asking if there's a chance of two versions of the same shirt being shipped if more than one shirt is purchased.		2 May 2019 🔗
TRY HARDER TO BE A BRAN MUFFIN!! This Tweet is a reply to a reply, mentioning a chainsaw lullaby, by @Maluf360 to a post with a photo of Suudsu made by @CamTroidy. Fun Facts This Tweet refers to the email bedtime story.		2 May 2019 🔗
	Oh fulldang! Mystery Shirt Sale! Only $10.99! Pick your size and who knows what old shirt design from the mid-to-late aughts you might get! 4 Gregs? Swirly Homestar? Troggie? Bubs wants these OUT of his crawlspace! Which sounds way weirder than I meant it! homestore-runner.myshopify.com/products/myste...	2 May 2019 🔗
Do you wanna watch seemingly disinterested people mostly avert their eyes during a live performance of Quickstart Overview from @JoCoCruise 2019? Well thanks to @philster27, you totally can! Thanks man! This Tweet links to a YouTube video of Matt Chapman as Strong Bad performing Quickstart Overview on the JoCoCruise.		1 May 2019 🔗