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'''[[Strong Bad]]'s Ab-Abber 2000''' helps you create abs like the professionals in &quot;minutes—nay, seconds!&quot; It consists of one [[Permanent Marker|permanent marker]] (not included). For a limited time only, [[The Cloitsterizer|the Cloitsterizer]] was offered with it, &quot;''abs''-olutely&quot; free. The slogan is &quot;They'll be [[All up ons|all up ons]]!&quot;. [[Strong Sad]] was a spokesperson, but only because [[Gooblies]] was being held for ransom by Strong Bad. [[Homsar]] also acted as a &quot;Celebrity(?) Testimonial&quot; for the product.
'''[[Strong Bad]]'s Ab-Abber 2000''' is an [[as seen on TV]] product that promises to create abs like the professionals in &quot;minutes—nay, seconds!&quot; It consists of one [[Permanent Marker|permanent marker]] (not included). For a limited time only, [[The Cloitsterizer|the Cloitsterizer]] was offered with it, &quot;''abs''-olutely&quot; free. The slogan is &quot;They'll be [[All up ons|all up ons]]!&quot;. [[Strong Sad]] was a spokesperson, but only because [[Gooblies]] was being held for ransom by Strong Bad. [[Homsar]] also acted as a &quot;Celebrity(?) Testimonial&quot; for the product.


Strong Bad put the Ab-Abber on sale in [[garage sale]] for $77.00. It was also apparently one of the prizes [[Homestar Runner]] gave away in [[The Show]], as evidenced by [[Main Page 19]]. The Ab-Abber is apparently one of the items sold by [[Bookazon.com]], seen in the [[studying|DVD version]] of [[studying]]. The marker-drawn abs also appeared on the first page of Strong Bad's [[pop-up]] book and in an altered screencap of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''. A wearable version of the Ab-Abber [https://tcrf.net/Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_For_Attractive_People#Unused_Items was cut from] [[Strong Badia the Free]], [[Baddest of the Bands]], and [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].
Strong Bad put the Ab-Abber on sale in [[garage sale]] for $77.00. It was also apparently one of the prizes [[Homestar Runner]] gave away in [[The Show]], as evidenced by [[Main Page 19]]. The Ab-Abber is apparently one of the items sold by [[Bookazon.com]], seen in the [[studying|DVD version]] of [[studying]]. The marker-drawn abs also appeared on the first page of Strong Bad's [[pop-up]] book and in an altered screencap of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''. A wearable version of the Ab-Abber [https://tcrf.net/Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_For_Attractive_People#Unused_Items was cut from] [[Strong Badia the Free]], [[Baddest of the Bands]], and [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].


In [[Fan Costumes 2015]], a picture is shown of someone wearing an undershirt with drawn-on abs, which Strong Bad refers to as a &quot;limited-edition Ab-Ab-Beater undershirt&quot;.
In [[Fan Costumes 2015]], a picture is shown of someone wearing an undershirt with drawn-on abs, which Strong Bad refers to as a &quot;limited-edition Ab-Ab-Beater undershirt&quot;.
In [[The Show: Ween Edition]], [[The King of Town]] claims it makes the ladies shiny and chrome.


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* [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]
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"They'll be all up ons!"

Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000 is an as seen on TV product that promises to create abs like the professionals in "minutes—nay, seconds!" It consists of one permanent marker (not included). For a limited time only, the Cloitsterizer was offered with it, "abs-olutely" free. The slogan is "They'll be all up ons!". Strong Sad was a spokesperson, but only because Gooblies was being held for ransom by Strong Bad. Homsar also acted as a "Celebrity(?) Testimonial" for the product.

Strong Bad put the Ab-Abber on sale in garage sale for $77.00. It was also apparently one of the prizes Homestar Runner gave away in The Show, as evidenced by Main Page 19. The Ab-Abber is apparently one of the items sold by Bookazon.com, seen in the DVD version of studying. The marker-drawn abs also appeared on the first page of Strong Bad's pop-up book and in an altered screencap of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People. A wearable version of the Ab-Abber was cut from Strong Badia the Free, Baddest of the Bands, and Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.

In Fan Costumes 2015, a picture is shown of someone wearing an undershirt with drawn-on abs, which Strong Bad refers to as a "limited-edition Ab-Ab-Beater undershirt".

In The Show: Ween Edition, The King of Town claims it makes the ladies shiny and chrome.

Appearances

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