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'''Email Intros''' is a video on [[strongbad email.exe]].  It's a compilation of the intros to each of the first 100[#Remarks *] [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]] (the little songs or other things [[Strong Bad]] says at the beginning of each email).
'''Email Intros''' is a video on [[strongbad email.exe]].  It's a compilation of the intros to each of the first 100[#Remarks *] [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]] (the little songs or other things [[Strong Bad]] says at the beginning of each email).


'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]]; [[Homestar Runner]]
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]]


'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Stick]], [[The Cheat's Computer Room]]
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Stick]], [[The Cheat's Computer Room]]
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== Transcript ==
== Transcript ==


1. [[some kinda robot]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad.
{| class="wikitable"
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
! Number
 
! Email
2. [[homsar]] '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo...
! Intro
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 1
 
| [[some kinda robot]]
3. [[butt IQ]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email.
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 2
 
| [[homsar]]
4. [[homestar hair]] '''STRONG BAD:''' I check the email once, I check the email twice, a-doo doo doo...
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo...
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 3
 
| [[butt IQ]]
5. [[making out]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do.
| style="text-align: left;" | Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 4
 
| [[homestar hair]]
6. [[depressio]] '''STRONG BAD:''' I check, you check, we all check for email, check an email.
| style="text-align: left;" | I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo...
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 5
 
| [[making out]]
7. [[halloweener]] '''STRONG BAD:''' I am going to check my email.
| style="text-align: left;" | Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 6
 
| [[depressio]]
8. [[brianrietta]] '''STRONG BAD:''' I remember the time when I checked my email.
| style="text-align: left;" | I check, you check, we all check for e... mail check... an email...
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 7
 
| [[halloweener]]
9. [[i love you]] '''STRONG BAD:''' I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email.
| style="text-align: left;" | I am going to check my email.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 8
 
| [[brianrietta]]
10. [[trevor the vampire]] '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.
| style="text-align: left;" | I remember the time when I checked my email.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 9
 
| [[i love you]]
11. [[i rule]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble...
| style="text-align: left;" | I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 10
 
| [[trevor the vampire]]
12. [[credit card]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 11
 
| [[i rule]]
13. [[i she be]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh...
| style="text-align: left;" | Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble...
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 12
 
| [[credit card]]
14. [[duck pond]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Must... check... email...
| style="text-align: left;" | Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 13
 
| [[i she be]]
15. [[the basics]]'''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody... check your email...
| style="text-align: left;" | Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh...
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 14
 
| [[duck pond]]
16 [[band names]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email...
| style="text-align: left;" | Must... check... email...
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 15
 
| [[the basics]]
17 [[studying]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Electronic mail!
| style="text-align: left;" | Everybody... check your email...
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 16
 
| [[band names]]
18. [[stand-up]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Something has compelled me to check my email.
| style="text-align: left;" | Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email...
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 17
 
| [[studying]]
19. [[tape leg]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow...
| style="text-align: left;" | Ohh! Electronic mail!
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 18
 
| [[stand-up]]
20. [[spring cleaning]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready, go!
| style="text-align: left;" | Something has compelled me to check my email.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 19
 
| [[tape-leg]]
21. [[cartoon]] '''STRONG BAD:''' This episode, Strong Bad checks his email.
| style="text-align: left;" | Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow...
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 20
 
| [[spring cleaning]]
22. [[sb email 22]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do...
| style="text-align: left;" | Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready? Go!
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 21
 
| [[cartoon]]
23. [[little animal]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! What's this? An email? For me?!
| style="text-align: left;" | This episode, Strong Bad checks his email.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 22
 
| [[sb email 22]]
24. [[the bird]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool...
| style="text-align: left;" | ''{singing the background music of the first level of''Donkey Kong''}'' Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do...
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 23
 
| [[little animal]]
25. [[super powers]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience.
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh! What's this? An email? For me?!
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 24
 
| [[the bird]]
26. [[CGNU]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around.
| style="text-align: left;" | Checkin' my email... Here at The Stick... That's pretty cool...
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 25
 
| [[super powers]]
27. [[3 wishes]] '''STRONG BAD:''' I got an email. I got an awesome email.
| style="text-align: left;" | Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 26
 
| [[CGNU]]
28. [[1 step ahead]] '''STRONG BAD:''' This one had better be good, man. I got a lotta money riding on this one.
| style="text-align: left;" | Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 27
 
| [[3 wishes]]
29. [[superhero name]] '''STRONG BAD:''' All these... emails... I don't understand.
| style="text-align: left;" | I got an email. I got an awesome email.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 28
 
| [[1 step ahead]]
30. [[12:00]] '''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please.
| style="text-align: left;" | This one had better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 29
 
| [[superhero name]]
31. [[sugarbob]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Umm... I dunno... I'm gonna check my email.
| style="text-align: left;" | All these... emails... I don't understand.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 30
 
| [[12:00]]
32. [[flag day]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Riballa diballa check email.
| style="text-align: left;" | I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 31
 
| [[sugarbob]]
33. [[gimmicks]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Super great, super great... Check your email!
| style="text-align: left;" | Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 32
 
| [[flag day]]
34. [[weird dream]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Time to check the email... Time to check the email...
| style="text-align: left;" | Riballa diballa check email.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 33
 
| [[gimmicks]]
35. [[sisters]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me?
| style="text-align: left;" | Super great, super great... Check your email!
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 34
 
| [[weird dream]]
36. [[guitar]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, tap your toes and check your email, a-tap your toes tonight...
| style="text-align: left;" | Time to check the email... Time to check the email...
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 35
 
| [[sisters]]
37. [[dullard]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Mmmmm... fresh emails...
| style="text-align: left;" | Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me?
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 36
 
| [[guitar]]
38. [[helium]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll..
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight...
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 37
 
| [[dullard]]
39. [[property of ones]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this.
| style="text-align: left;" | Mmmmm... fresh emails...
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 38
 
| [[helium]]
40. [[vacation]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo...
| style="text-align: left;" | Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll...
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 39
 
| [[property of ones]]
42. [[action figure]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo!
| style="text-align: left;" | Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 40
 
| [[vacation]]
43. [[little questions]] '''STRONG BAD:''' All the ladies want to know, a-who's checkin' that email? A-was it Strong Bad?
| style="text-align: left;" | Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo...
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 42
 
| [[action figure]]
44. [[lures and jigs]] '''STRONG BAD:''' I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check...
| style="text-align: left;" | Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo!
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 43
 
| [[little questions]]
45. [[techno]] '''STRONG BAD:''' It's the email, the email, what what, the email.
| style="text-align: left;" | All the ladies want to know, who's checkin' that email? Was it Strong Bad?
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 44
 
| [[lures & jigs]]
46. [[your friends]] '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears throat}'' ''{in operatic voice}'' Emaaaaaaaaaaaailllllllll.
| style="text-align: left;" | I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check...
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 45
 
| [[techno]]
47. [[new hands]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo...
| style="text-align: left;" | It's the email, the email, what what, the email.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 46
 
| [[your friends]]
48. [[ghosts]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Boy, is it ever Monday.
| style="text-align: left;" | ''{clears throat}'' ''{in a clear voice}'' Emaaaaaaaaaaaailllllllll.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 47
 
| [[new hands]]
49. [[theme party]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! Man! Email! Ugh!
| style="text-align: left;" | Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo...
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 48
 
| [[ghosts]]
50. [[50 emails]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice.
| style="text-align: left;" | Boy, is it ever Monday.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 49
 
| [[theme party]]
51. [[website]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh! Man! Email! Ugh!
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 50
 
| [[50 emails]]
52. [[island]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast.
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 51
 
| [[website]]
53. [[comic]] '''STRONG BAD:''' In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them.
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 52
 
| [[island]]
54. [[morning routine]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Augh. My mouth tastes like... emails.
| style="text-align: left;" | Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 53
 
| [[comic]]
55. [[cheat talk]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh email.
| style="text-align: left;" | In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 54
 
| [[morning routine]]
57. [[japanese cartoon]] '''STRONG BAD:''' So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it.
| style="text-align: left;" | Augh. My mouth tastes like... emails.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 55
 
| [[cheat talk]]
58. [[dragon]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female!
| style="text-align: left;" | Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh email.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 57
 
| [[japanese cartoon]]
59. [[marzipan]] '''STRONG BAD:''' There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while.
| style="text-align: left;" | So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 58
 
| [[dragon]]
60. [[huttah!]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Chee-wit! Chee-wit! Chee-wi-chee-wi-email.
| style="text-align: left;" | Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female!
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 59
 
| [[marzipan]]
61. [[monster truck]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail....
| style="text-align: left;" | There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 60
 
| [[huttah!]]
62. [[interview]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh... so many emails, so little good emails.
| style="text-align: left;" | Chee-wit, chee-wit, chee-wi-chee-wi-email.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 61
 
| [[monster truck]]
63. [[fingers]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down!
| style="text-align: left;" | Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail....
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 62
 
| [[interview]]
64. [[english paper]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Come on guys! Get your heads in the game.
| style="text-align: left;" | Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 63
 
| [[fingers]]
65. [[unused emails]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those... sbemails!
| style="text-align: left;" | Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down!
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 64
 
| [[english paper]]
66. [[the show]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls!
| style="text-align: left;" | Come on guys! Get your heads in the game.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 65
 
| [[unused emails]]
67. [[autobiography]] '''STRONG BAD:''' This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You.
| style="text-align: left;" | Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those... sbemails!
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 66
 
| [[the show]]
68. [[caper]] '''STRONG BAD:''' strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter.
| style="text-align: left;" | Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls!
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 67
 
| [[autobiography]]
69. [[personal favorites]] '''STRONG BAD:''' OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! ''{Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds}'' Whoa, that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again?
| style="text-align: left;" | This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 68
 
| [[caper]]
70. [[big white face]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email!
| style="text-align: left;" | strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 69
 
| [[personal favorites]]
71. [[2 emails]] '''STRONG BAD:''' What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.
| style="text-align: left;" | OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! ''{Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds}'' Whoa--that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get ''that'' to happen again?
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 70
 
| [[big white face]]
72. [[crazy cartoon]] '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm intrigued by these... how you say... emails.
| style="text-align: left;" | Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email!
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 71
 
| [[2 emails]]
73. [[mascot]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat.
| style="text-align: left;" | What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 72
 
| [[crazy cartoon]]
74. [[privileges]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh hoo hoo hoo EMAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times!
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm intrigued by these... how you say... emails.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 73
 
| [[mascot]]
75. [[funny]] '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Watch me do a little bit o' email, ''{accidentally types "stongbad_email.exe"}'' and I'll watch you do a little bit o'—
| style="text-align: left;" | Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe The Cheat.
 
|-
''{The screen reads "File Not Found."}''
| 74
 
| [[privileges]]
'''STRONG BAD:''' —uh—that's never happened before. ''{singing}'' Watch me do a little bit o' email, ''{correctly types "strongbad_email.exe"}'' and I'll watch you do a little bit o'—
| style="text-align: left;" | Ohh-ho-oh ohh EEEEEMAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times!
 
|-
''{Email loads properly this time}''
| 75
 
| [[funny]]
'''STRONG BAD:''' —uh—that's never happened befo—oh wait, it's an email. That ''has'' happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly.
| style="text-align: left;" | Watch me do a little bit o' email, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' ''[Compy 386: File Not Found.]'' uh—that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' ''{email loads}'' uh—that's never happened befo—oh wait, it's an email. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 76
 
| [[sibbie]]
76. [[sibbie]] '''STRONG BAD:'''  Email! Email! Email! Email!
| style="text-align: left;" | Email! Email! Email! Email!
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 77
 
| [[suntan]]
77. [[suntan]] '''STRONG BAD:''' I met her in the summertime. Her name was...''{in operatic voice}'' email!
| style="text-align: left;" | I met her in the summertime. Her name was... ''{operatic voice}'' email.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 78
 
| [[anything]]
78. [[anything]] '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is ''{writes his name in chalk on the monitor}'' Homestar Runner. Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin.
| style="text-align: left;" | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is ''{slowly, as he writes it with chalk on the monitor}'' Homestar Runner. ''{erases it}'' Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 79
 
| [[the process]]
79. [[the process]] '''STRONG BAD:''' My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.
| style="text-align: left;" | My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 80
 
| [[stunt double]]
80. [[stunt double]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 81
 
| [[date]]
81. [[date]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tep. Tick.
| style="text-align: left;" | Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tep. Tick.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 82
 
| [[impression]]
82. [[impression]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.
| style="text-align: left;" | Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 83
 
| [[labor day]]
83. [[labor day]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Which email is your favorite? Mine is the basics.
| style="text-align: left;" | Which email is your favorite? Mine is "the basics".
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 84
 
| [[kids' book]]
84. [[kids' book]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbemail.
| style="text-align: left;" | Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbemail.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 85
 
| [[2 years]]
85. [[2 years]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro!
| style="text-align: left;" | Haselos, theselos, haselos, theselos!
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 86
 
| [[no loafing]]
86. [[no loafing]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out!
| style="text-align: left;" | Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out!
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 87
 
| [[mile]]
87. [[mile]] '''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' Check eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah—
| style="text-align: left;" | '''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah—
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 89
 
| [[local news]]
89. [[local news]] '''STRONG BAD:''' It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo.
| style="text-align: left;" | It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 90
 
| [[colonization]]
90. [[colonization]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Email me don't email me, email me don't email me.
| style="text-align: left;" | E''mail'' me don't e''mail'' me, e''mail'' me don't e''mail'' me.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 91
 
| [[caffeine]]
91. [[caffeine]] '''STRONG BAD:''' And coming in at number 91, it's: Emaaaaaaaaaaail!
| style="text-align: left;" | And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 92
 
| [[kind of cool]]
92. [[kind of cool]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal?
| style="text-align: left;" | Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal?
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 93
 
| [[army]]
93. [[army]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust.
| style="text-align: left;" | Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 94
 
| [[video games]]
94. [[video games]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls. And no toilet.
| style="text-align: left;" | Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls... and no toilet.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 95
 
| [[the bet]]
95. [[the bet]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, big money! Big money! And... email!
| style="text-align: left;" | Come on, big money! Big money! And... email!
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 96
 
| [[lackey]]
96. [[lackey]] '''STRONG BAD:''' So innocent and email free.... That's you 'n me.
| style="text-align: left;" | So innocent and email free... That's you 'n me.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 97
 
| [[monument]]
97. [[monument]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye.
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 98
 
| [[stupid stuff]]
98. [[stupid stuff]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.
| style="text-align: left;" | Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 99
 
| [[different town]]
99. [[different town]] '''STRONG BAD:''' Check your email and check your email. Check check your email and and check check your your e e e mail mail
| style="text-align: left;" | Check your email and check your email. ''{[[different town|looped]]}'' Check your email and check your email.
 
|-
''{cut to a different scene}''
| 100
 
| [[flashback]]
100. [[flashback]] '''STRONG BAD''': ''{shouting}'' ONE TWO THREE FOUR—
| style="text-align: left;" | ONE TWO THREE FOUR—<br />''{Strong Bad starts singing hard rock with instruments in the background, and the following words appear as they are said:}''<br />EMAIL IS AWESOME ''{"AWESOME"}'', EMAIL IS WEIRD ''{"WEiRD"}'', EMAIL IS AWESOME ''{"AWESOME"}'' AND EMAIL IS WEIRD ''{"WEiRD"}''! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL ''{"grrrl"}''...uh!
 
|}
''{Strong Bad starts singing hard rock with instruments in the background, and the following words appear as they are said:}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' EMAIL IS AWESOME ''{"AWESOME"}'', EMAIL IS WEIRD ''{"WEiRD"}'', EMAIL IS AWESOME ''{"AWESOME"}'' AND EMAIL IS WEIRD ''{"WEiRD"}''! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL ''{"grrrl"}''...uh!


== Fun Facts ==
== Fun Facts ==
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* Strong Bad skips the intros for [[invisibility]], [[current status]], and [[couch patch]].
* Strong Bad skips the intros for [[invisibility]], [[current status]], and [[couch patch]].


== See also ==
== See Also ==


* The transcripts for [[Strong Bad Email Intros]].
* The transcripts for [[Strong Bad Email Intros]]
* [[Email Intros, Part Two]]
* [[Email Intros, Part Two]]
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! colspan="2" style="background:#93925b" | [[Strong Bad Email]] Info
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#cdcd9a;" | '''Site Components'''
| [[Strong Bad Email Menu|Menu]] ([[Scroll Button Songs]]), [[Irregular Back Links]], [[Irregular Strong Bad Email URLs|Irregular URLs]], [[Strong Bad Email Page Titles|Page Titles]], [[Strong Bad Email Descriptions|Descriptions]], [[Podstar Runner]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#cdcd9a;" | '''Emails by'''
| [[Strong Bad Email By Title|Title]], [[Strong Bad Email By Length|Length]],  [[Strong Bad Email Intros|Intros]] ('''DVD, Part 1'''; [[Email Intros, Part Two|Part 2]]), [[Strong Bad Email Sender's Subject|Subject]], [[Strong Bad Email By Greeting|Greeting]], [[Strong Bad Email By Closing|Closing]], [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|Sender]], [[Strong Bad Email By Place|Place]], [[Strong Bad Email Outros|Outros]], [[Strong Bad Email Release Dates|Release Dates]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#cdcd9a;" | ''''''
| [[Intros Relevant to the Email]], [[Crapfully Yours]], [[Until Next Time...]], [[DELETED]], [[Draw Trogdor Again]], [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]]<br />[[Strong Bad Email Spin-offs|Spin-offs]], [[Emails Edited by Strong Bad]], [[Emails Taken in a Different Direction]]<br />[[Abdi LaRue]], [[Ali and Ali's Sister]], [[Bogus Mathematical Theorems]], [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA Evidence]], [[Edgar]], [[Tape-leg]]<br />[[Email Number References]], [[Acknowledged Update Delays]]<br />[[Background Emails]], [[Nonexistent Strong Bad Emails|Nonexistent Emails]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#cdcd9a;" | '''[[Strong Bad's Technology|Technology]]'''
| [[Items|Strong Bad's Computers]] ([[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|Malfunctioning]], [[Strong Bad's Computers Surpassing Their Assumed Capabilities|Surpassing Their Assumed Capabilities]], [[Strong Bad and his Computers' Relationships|Relationships]], [[Stylized Text on Strong Bad's Computers|Stylized Text]]),  ([[Preeeeow]]), [[Floppy Disk Container]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#cdcd9a;" | ''''''
| [[Strong Bad Email Statistics|Statistics]], [[Emails That Meet Strong Bad's Approval]], [[Poorly Written Emails]]
|}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email running gags]]
[[Category:Papers]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email Research]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]

Revision as of 17:00, 18 July 2026

This article is about the first DVD feature. For the other uses, see Email Intros (disambiguation).

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"Email Intro Songs"

Email Intros is a video on strongbad email.exe. It's a compilation of the intros to each of the first 100[#Remarks *] Strong Bad Emails (the little songs or other things Strong Bad says at the beginning of each email).

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner

Places: Computer Room, The Stick, The Cheat's Computer Room

Computer: Tandy 400, Pom Pilot, Tangerine Dreams, Compy 386

Running Time: 8:13

DVD Exclusive:strongbad email.exe Disc One

Transcript

Number Email Intro
1 some kinda robot Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad.
2 homsar I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo...
3 butt IQ Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email.
4 homestar hair I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo...
5 making out Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do.
6 depressio I check, you check, we all check for e... mail check... an email...
7 halloweener I am going to check my email.
8 brianrietta I remember the time when I checked my email.
9 i love you I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email.
10 trevor the vampire I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.
11 i rule Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble...
12 credit card Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
13 i she be Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh...
14 duck pond Must... check... email...
15 the basics Everybody... check your email...
16 band names Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email...
17 studying Ohh! Electronic mail!
18 stand-up Something has compelled me to check my email.
19 tape-leg Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow...
20 spring cleaning Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready? Go!
21 cartoon This episode, Strong Bad checks his email.
22 sb email 22 {singing the background music of the first level ofDonkey Kong} Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do...
23 little animal Oh! What's this? An email? For me?!
24 the bird Checkin' my email... Here at The Stick... That's pretty cool...
25 super powers Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience.
26 CGNU Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around.
27 3 wishes I got an email. I got an awesome email.
28 1 step ahead This one had better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one.
29 superhero name All these... emails... I don't understand.
30 12:00 I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please.
31 sugarbob Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email.
32 flag day Riballa diballa check email.
33 gimmicks Super great, super great... Check your email!
34 weird dream Time to check the email... Time to check the email...
35 sisters Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me?
36 guitar Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight...
37 dullard Mmmmm... fresh emails...
38 helium Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll...
39 property of ones Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this.
40 vacation Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo...
42 action figure Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo!
43 little questions All the ladies want to know, who's checkin' that email? Was it Strong Bad?
44 lures & jigs I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check...
45 techno It's the email, the email, what what, the email.
46 your friends {clears throat} {in a clear voice} Emaaaaaaaaaaaailllllllll.
47 new hands Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo...
48 ghosts Boy, is it ever Monday.
49 theme party Oh! Man! Email! Ugh!
50 50 emails Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice.
51 website Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!
52 island Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast.
53 comic In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them.
54 morning routine Augh. My mouth tastes like... emails.
55 cheat talk Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh email.
57 japanese cartoon So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it.
58 dragon Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female!
59 marzipan There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while.
60 huttah! Chee-wit, chee-wit, chee-wi-chee-wi-email.
61 monster truck Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail....
62 interview Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails.
63 fingers Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down!
64 english paper Come on guys! Get your heads in the game.
65 unused emails Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those... sbemails!
66 the show Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls!
67 autobiography This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You.
68 caper strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter.
69 personal favorites OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! {Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds} Whoa--that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again?
70 big white face Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email!
71 2 emails What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.
72 crazy cartoon I'm intrigued by these... how you say... emails.
73 mascot Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe The Cheat.
74 privileges Ohh-ho-oh ohh EEEEEMAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times!
75 funny Watch me do a little bit o' email, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' [Compy 386: File Not Found.] uh—that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' {email loads} uh—that's never happened befo—oh wait, it's an email. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly.
76 sibbie Email! Email! Email! Email!
77 suntan I met her in the summertime. Her name was... {operatic voice} email.
78 anything HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is {slowly, as he writes it with chalk on the monitor} Homestar Runner. {erases it} Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin.
79 the process My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.
80 stunt double Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
81 date Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tep. Tick.
82 impression Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.
83 labor day Which email is your favorite? Mine is "the basics".
84 kids' book Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbemail.
85 2 years Haselos, theselos, haselos, theselos!
86 no loafing Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out!
87 mile POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah—
89 local news It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo.
90 colonization Email me don't email me, email me don't email me.
91 caffeine And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!
92 kind of cool Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal?
93 army Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust.
94 video games Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls... and no toilet.
95 the bet Come on, big money! Big money! And... email!
96 lackey So innocent and email free... That's you 'n me.
97 monument Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye.
98 stupid stuff Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.
99 different town Check your email and check your email. {looped} Check your email and check your email.
100 flashback ONE TWO THREE FOUR—
{Strong Bad starts singing hard rock with instruments in the background, and the following words appear as they are said:}
EMAIL IS AWESOME {"AWESOME"}, EMAIL IS WEIRD {"WEiRD"}, EMAIL IS AWESOME {"AWESOME"} AND EMAIL IS WEIRD {"WEiRD"}! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL {"grrrl"}...uh!

Fun Facts

Remarks

  • The first seven email intros have Strong Bad's head in different places.
  • Strong Bad stays in his fifth design for the remainder of the toon instead of going to his sixth design on the eighth intro.
  • Strong Bad skips the intros for invisibility, current status, and couch patch.

See Also

Strong Bad Email Info
Site Components Menu (Scroll Button Songs), Irregular Back Links, Irregular URLs, Page Titles, Descriptions, Podstar Runner
Emails by Title, Length, Intros (DVD, Part 1; Part 2), Subject, Greeting, Closing, Sender, Place, Outros, Release Dates
' Intros Relevant to the Email, Crapfully Yours, Until Next Time..., DELETED, Draw Trogdor Again, How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Spin-offs, Emails Edited by Strong Bad, Emails Taken in a Different Direction
Abdi LaRue, Ali and Ali's Sister, Bogus Mathematical Theorems, DNA Evidence, Edgar, Tape-leg
Email Number References, Acknowledged Update Delays
Background Emails, Nonexistent Emails
Technology Strong Bad's Computers (Malfunctioning, Surpassing Their Assumed Capabilities, Relationships, Stylized Text), (Preeeeow), Floppy Disk Container
' Statistics, Emails That Meet Strong Bad's Approval, Poorly Written Emails
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