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&lt;line start=&quot;21&quot; end=&quot;87&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;music&lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;88&quot; end=&quot;389&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;Decemberween music&lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;390&quot; end=&quot;430&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;Decemberween music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;homestar sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;sighs&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;431&quot; end=&quot;455&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;sighs again&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;487&quot; end=&quot;518&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;sighs&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;519&quot; end=&quot;538&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;What's the matter, Homestar?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;539&quot; end=&quot;558&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Oh! Strong Sad! &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;560&quot; end=&quot;612&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I can't decide what to get Strong Bad for Decemberween.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;613&quot; end=&quot;636&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Uh... What do you mean?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;637&quot; end=&quot;705&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Well, I know he's kind of a jerk sometimes, and he says &quot;holy crap&quot; a lot, &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;706&quot; end=&quot;768&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;But I think if I get him the perfect present, he just might like me again.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;769&quot; end=&quot;817&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;What? People get presents for Decemberween? &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;818&quot; end=&quot;855&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;I always just get locked in the bathtub!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;856&quot; end=&quot;902&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Oh... Right. Um... I gotta go.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;919&quot; end=&quot;942&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Well, Homestar, I tell ya. &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;943&quot; end=&quot;1010&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Buying a Decemberween present for Strong Bad is like a great sports play.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1011&quot; end=&quot;1060&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Let me guess. I can't just rush into the score zone.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1061&quot; end=&quot;1077&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Hey, that's right!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1078&quot; end=&quot;1111&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Coach! That's your answer for everything!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1112&quot; end=&quot;1128&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Oh.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1129&quot; end=&quot;1143&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Mouthwarsh?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1155&quot; end=&quot;1201&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;...and then he said it was like a great sports play. &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1202&quot; end=&quot;1242&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;And I didn't even think that applies to this situation.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1243&quot; end=&quot;1260&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;That's great, Homestar.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1261&quot; end=&quot;1279&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;Why don't you just get him a shirt?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1280&quot; end=&quot;1311&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;He doesn't seem to have very many of those.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1312&quot; end=&quot;1354&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;No, I'm pretty sure he enjoys going topless.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1355&quot; end=&quot;1410&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;Well, you could get him a sponge, or a Jew's harp, or you could make some him some Chex party mix...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1411&quot; end=&quot;1453&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;No way, those are terrible ideas.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1454&quot; end=&quot;1492&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Like, I don't even want to see what you got me this year.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1498&quot; end=&quot;1523&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;Why don't you go bother somebody else?!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1524&quot; end=&quot;1552&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Now that's a good idea!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1553&quot; end=&quot;1629&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;Decemberween music&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1630&quot; end=&quot;1684&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Hey there, Homestar, what can I do for you on this fine holiday?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1685&quot; end=&quot;1722&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I can't find a freakin' present for Strong Bad.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1723&quot; end=&quot;1750&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Well, you know what Coach Z says...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1750&quot; end=&quot;1776&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Yes, I know! I know!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1777&quot; end=&quot;1805&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Oh. Well, take a look around. &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1806&quot; end=&quot;1838&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;I got all types of crazy crap!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1865&quot; end=&quot;1882&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;No... &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1894&quot; end=&quot;1911&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;No...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1917&quot; end=&quot;1943&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Are you allowed to sell this?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1948&quot; end=&quot;1970&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;No...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1988&quot; end=&quot;2041&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;That's it! This is the perfect present!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2046&quot; end=&quot;2066&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;explosion&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;thecheat&gt;screams&lt;/thecheat&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2071&quot; end=&quot;2092&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;Coach Z, this is nasty.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2093&quot; end=&quot;2124&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;That's okay. Smell Orctober!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2136&quot; end=&quot;2169&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Okay, let's see what we got from Homestar here...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2170&quot; end=&quot;2184&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Open it! Open it! &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2185&quot; end=&quot;2227&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;That one's from me. It took me forever to pick it out!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2239&quot; end=&quot;2278&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What?! The &lt;i&gt;Deep Impact&lt;/i&gt; DVD?! &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2279&quot; end=&quot;2317&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You got me this for like the last three years, man!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2318&quot; end=&quot;2399&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I know! And you liked it so much, I decided to get it for you again!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2400&quot; end=&quot;2424&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh, man! &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2425&quot; end=&quot;2435&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;This is the worst Decemberween ever!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2436&quot; end=&quot;2456&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;This is the worst Decemberween ever!&lt;/strongbad&gt; &lt;homestar&gt;This is the best Decemberween ever!&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2457&quot; end=&quot;2494&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;This is the worst Decemberween ever!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strongbad&gt; &lt;homestar&gt;This is the best Decemberween ever!&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2495&quot; end=&quot;2603&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;&quot;Oh Christmas Tree&quot; starts playing&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2604&quot; end=&quot;2660&quot;&gt;&lt;all&gt;&lt;i&gt;(singing)&lt;/i&gt; Decemberween, Decemberween,&lt;/all&gt;&lt;coachz&gt;Decemberwearn, Decemberwearn,&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2661&quot; end=&quot;2716&quot;&gt;&lt;all&gt;You're fifty-five days after Halloween!&lt;/all&gt;&lt;coachz&gt;You're fifty-five days after Hallowearn!&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2717&quot; end=&quot;2765&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;With bunnies running for their lives,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2766&quot; end=&quot;2821&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;I wish this one was super-sized!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2822&quot; end=&quot;2876&quot;&gt;&lt;all&gt;&lt;i&gt;(singing)&lt;/i&gt; Decemberween, Decemberween,&lt;/all&gt;&lt;coachz&gt;Decemberwearn, Decemberwearn,&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2877&quot; end=&quot;2932&quot;&gt;&lt;all&gt;You're fifty-five days after Halloween!&lt;/all&gt;&lt;coachz&gt;You're fifty-five days after Hallowearn!&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2933&quot; end=&quot;2981&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;What are you guys talking about?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2982&quot; end=&quot;3037&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Hey, who the crap let Strong Sad out?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3038&quot; end=&quot;3092&quot;&gt;&lt;all&gt;&lt;i&gt;(singing)&lt;/i&gt; Decemberween, Decemberween,&lt;/all&gt;&lt;coachz&gt;Decemberwearn, Decemberwearn,&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3093&quot; end=&quot;3148&quot;&gt;&lt;all&gt;You're fifty-five days after Halloween!&lt;/all&gt;&lt;coachz&gt;You're fifty-five days after Hallowearn!&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3149&quot; end=&quot;3197&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;I've got all types of crazy crap!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3198&quot; end=&quot;3253&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I bought Strong Bad a &lt;i&gt;Deep Impact&lt;/i&gt;!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3254&quot; end=&quot;3308&quot;&gt;&lt;all&gt;&lt;i&gt;(singing)&lt;/i&gt; Decemberween, Decemberween,&lt;/all&gt;&lt;coachz&gt;Decemberwearn, Decemberwearn,&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3309&quot; end=&quot;3356&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Coach Z's been drinking Listerine! &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3357&quot; end=&quot;3374&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;record scratch&lt;/line&gt;
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<line start="21" end="87" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="88" end="389" speaker="sfx">Decemberween music</line>
<line start="390" end="430"><sfx>Decemberween music</sfx><homestar sfx="sfx">sighs</homestar></line>
<line start="431" end="455" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">sighs again</line>
<line start="487" end="518" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">sighs</line>
<line start="519" end="538" speaker="strongsad">What's the matter, Homestar?</line>
<line start="539" end="558" speaker="homestar">Oh! Strong Sad! </line>
<line start="560" end="612" speaker="homestar">I can't decide what to get Strong Bad for Decemberween.</line>
<line start="613" end="636" speaker="strongsad">Uh... What do you mean?</line>
<line start="637" end="705" speaker="homestar">Well, I know he's kind of a jerk sometimes, and he says "holy crap" a lot, </line>
<line start="706" end="768" speaker="homestar">But I think if I get him the perfect present, he just might like me again.</line>
<line start="769" end="817" speaker="strongsad">What? People get presents for Decemberween? </line>
<line start="818" end="855" speaker="strongsad">I always just get locked in the bathtub!</line>
<line start="856" end="902" speaker="homestar">Oh... Right. Um... I gotta go.</line>
<line start="919" end="942" speaker="coachz">Well, Homestar, I tell ya. </line>
<line start="943" end="1010" speaker="coachz">Buying a Decemberween present for Strong Bad is like a great sports play.</line>
<line start="1011" end="1060" speaker="homestar">Let me guess. I can't just rush into the score zone.</line>
<line start="1061" end="1077" speaker="coachz">Hey, that's right!</line>
<line start="1078" end="1111" speaker="homestar">Coach! That's your answer for everything!</line>
<line start="1112" end="1128" speaker="coachz">Oh.</line>
<line start="1129" end="1143" speaker="coachz">Mouthwarsh?</line>
<line start="1155" end="1201" speaker="homestar">...and then he said it was like a great sports play. </line>
<line start="1202" end="1242" speaker="homestar">And I didn't even think that applies to this situation.</line>
<line start="1243" end="1260" speaker="marzipan">That's great, Homestar.</line>
<line start="1261" end="1279" speaker="marzipan">Why don't you just get him a shirt?</line>
<line start="1280" end="1311" speaker="marzipan">He doesn't seem to have very many of those.</line>
<line start="1312" end="1354" speaker="homestar">No, I'm pretty sure he enjoys going topless.</line>
<line start="1355" end="1410" speaker="marzipan">Well, you could get him a sponge, or a Jew's harp, or you could make some him some Chex party mix...</line>
<line start="1411" end="1453" speaker="homestar">No way, those are terrible ideas.</line>
<line start="1454" end="1492" speaker="homestar">Like, I don't even want to see what you got me this year.</line>
<line start="1498" end="1523" speaker="marzipan">Why don't you go bother somebody else?!</line>
<line start="1524" end="1552" speaker="homestar">Now that's a good idea!</line>
<line start="1553" end="1629" speaker="sfx">Decemberween music</line>
<line start="1630" end="1684" speaker="bubs">Hey there, Homestar, what can I do for you on this fine holiday?</line>
<line start="1685" end="1722" speaker="homestar">I can't find a freakin' present for Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="1723" end="1750" speaker="bubs">Well, you know what Coach Z says...</line>
<line start="1750" end="1776" speaker="homestar">Yes, I know! I know!</line>
<line start="1777" end="1805" speaker="bubs">Oh. Well, take a look around. </line>
<line start="1806" end="1838" speaker="bubs">I got all types of crazy crap!</line>
<line start="1865" end="1882" speaker="homestar">No... </line>
<line start="1894" end="1911" speaker="homestar">No...</line>
<line start="1917" end="1943" speaker="homestar">Are you allowed to sell this?</line>
<line start="1948" end="1970" speaker="homestar">No...</line>
<line start="1988" end="2041" speaker="homestar">That's it! This is the perfect present!</line>
<line start="2046" end="2066"><sfx>explosion</sfx><thecheat>screams</thecheat></line>
<line start="2071" end="2092" speaker="marzipan">Coach Z, this is nasty.</line>
<line start="2093" end="2124" speaker="coachz">That's okay. Smell Orctober!</line>
<line start="2136" end="2169" speaker="strongbad">Okay, let's see what we got from Homestar here...</line>
<line start="2170" end="2184" speaker="homestar">Open it! Open it! </line>
<line start="2185" end="2227" speaker="homestar">That one's from me. It took me forever to pick it out!</line>
<line start="2239" end="2278" speaker="strongbad">What?! The <i>Deep Impact</i> DVD?! </line>
<line start="2279" end="2317" speaker="strongbad">You got me this for like the last three years, man!</line>
<line start="2318" end="2399" speaker="homestar">I know! And you liked it so much, I decided to get it for you again!</line>
<line start="2400" end="2424" speaker="strongbad">Oh, man! </line>
<line start="2425" end="2435" speaker="strongbad">This is the worst Decemberween ever!</line>
<line start="2436" end="2456"><strongbad>This is the worst Decemberween ever!</strongbad> <homestar>This is the best Decemberween ever!</homestar></line>
<line start="2457" end="2494"><strongbad><span style="visibility:hidden">This is the worst Decemberween ever!</span></strongbad> <homestar>This is the best Decemberween ever!</homestar></line>
<line start="2495" end="2603" speaker="sfx">"Oh Christmas Tree" starts playing</line>
<line start="2604" end="2660"><all><i>(singing)</i> Decemberween, Decemberween,</all><coachz>Decemberwearn, Decemberwearn,</coachz></line>
<line start="2661" end="2716"><all>You're fifty-five days after Halloween!</all><coachz>You're fifty-five days after Hallowearn!</coachz></line>
<line start="2717" end="2765" speaker="marzipan">With bunnies running for their lives,</line>
<line start="2766" end="2821" speaker="kingoftown">I wish this one was super-sized!</line>
<line start="2822" end="2876"><all><i>(singing)</i> Decemberween, Decemberween,</all><coachz>Decemberwearn, Decemberwearn,</coachz></line>
<line start="2877" end="2932"><all>You're fifty-five days after Halloween!</all><coachz>You're fifty-five days after Hallowearn!</coachz></line>
<line start="2933" end="2981" speaker="strongsad">What are you guys talking about?</line>
<line start="2982" end="3037" speaker="strongbad">Hey, who the crap let Strong Sad out?</line>
<line start="3038" end="3092"><all><i>(singing)</i> Decemberween, Decemberween,</all><coachz>Decemberwearn, Decemberwearn,</coachz></line>
<line start="3093" end="3148"><all>You're fifty-five days after Halloween!</all><coachz>You're fifty-five days after Hallowearn!</coachz></line>
<line start="3149" end="3197" speaker="bubs">I've got all types of crazy crap!</line>
<line start="3198" end="3253" speaker="homestar">I bought Strong Bad a <i>Deep Impact</i>!</line>
<line start="3254" end="3308"><all><i>(singing)</i> Decemberween, Decemberween,</all><coachz>Decemberwearn, Decemberwearn,</coachz></line>
<line start="3309" end="3356" speaker="homestar">Coach Z's been drinking Listerine! </line>
<line start="3357" end="3374" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
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<line start="21" end="87" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="88" end="389" speaker="sfx">Decemberween music</line>
<line start="390" end="430"><sfx>Decemberween music</sfx><homestar sfx="sfx">sighs</homestar></line>
<line start="431" end="455" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">sighs again</line>
<line start="487" end="518" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">sighs</line>
<line start="519" end="538" speaker="strongsad">What's the matter, Homestar?</line>
<line start="539" end="558" speaker="homestar">Oh! Strong Sad! </line>
<line start="560" end="612" speaker="homestar">I can't decide what to get Strong Bad for Decemberween.</line>
<line start="613" end="636" speaker="strongsad">Uh... What do you mean?</line>
<line start="637" end="705" speaker="homestar">Well, I know he's kind of a jerk sometimes, and he says "holy crap" a lot, </line>
<line start="706" end="768" speaker="homestar">But I think if I get him the perfect present, he just might like me again.</line>
<line start="769" end="817" speaker="strongsad">What? People get presents for Decemberween? </line>
<line start="818" end="855" speaker="strongsad">I always just get locked in the bathtub!</line>
<line start="856" end="902" speaker="homestar">Oh... Right. Um... I gotta go.</line>
<line start="919" end="942" speaker="coachz">Well, Homestar, I tell ya. </line>
<line start="943" end="1010" speaker="coachz">Buying a Decemberween present for Strong Bad is like a great sports play.</line>
<line start="1011" end="1060" speaker="homestar">Let me guess. I can't just rush into the score zone.</line>
<line start="1061" end="1077" speaker="coachz">Hey, that's right!</line>
<line start="1078" end="1111" speaker="homestar">Coach! That's your answer for everything!</line>
<line start="1112" end="1128" speaker="coachz">Oh.</line>
<line start="1129" end="1143" speaker="coachz">Mouthwarsh?</line>
<line start="1155" end="1201" speaker="homestar">...and then he said it was like a great sports play. </line>
<line start="1202" end="1242" speaker="homestar">And I didn't even think that applies to this situation.</line>
<line start="1243" end="1260" speaker="marzipan">That's great, Homestar.</line>
<line start="1261" end="1279" speaker="marzipan">Why don't you just get him a shirt?</line>
<line start="1280" end="1311" speaker="marzipan">He doesn't seem to have very many of those.</line>
<line start="1312" end="1354" speaker="homestar">No, I'm pretty sure he enjoys going topless.</line>
<line start="1355" end="1410" speaker="marzipan">Well, you could get him a sponge, or a Jew's harp, or you could make some him some Chex party mix...</line>
<line start="1411" end="1453" speaker="homestar">No way, those are terrible ideas.</line>
<line start="1454" end="1492" speaker="homestar">Like, I don't even want to see what you got me this year.</line>
<line start="1498" end="1523" speaker="marzipan">Why don't you go bother somebody else?!</line>
<line start="1524" end="1552" speaker="homestar">Now that's a good idea!</line>
<line start="1553" end="1629" speaker="sfx">Decemberween music</line>
<line start="1630" end="1684" speaker="bubs">Hey there, Homestar, what can I do for you on this fine holiday?</line>
<line start="1685" end="1722" speaker="homestar">I can't find a freakin' present for Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="1723" end="1750" speaker="bubs">Well, you know what Coach Z says...</line>
<line start="1750" end="1776" speaker="homestar">Yes, I know! I know!</line>
<line start="1777" end="1805" speaker="bubs">Oh. Well, take a look around. </line>
<line start="1806" end="1838" speaker="bubs">I got all types of crazy crap!</line>
<line start="1865" end="1882" speaker="homestar">No... </line>
<line start="1894" end="1911" speaker="homestar">No...</line>
<line start="1917" end="1943" speaker="homestar">Are you allowed to sell this?</line>
<line start="1948" end="1970" speaker="homestar">No...</line>
<line start="1988" end="2041" speaker="homestar">That's it! This is the perfect present!</line>
<line start="2046" end="2066"><sfx>explosion</sfx><thecheat>screams</thecheat></line>
<line start="2071" end="2092" speaker="marzipan">Coach Z, this is nasty.</line>
<line start="2093" end="2124" speaker="coachz">That's okay. Smell Orctober!</line>
<line start="2136" end="2169" speaker="strongbad">Okay, let's see what we got from Homestar here...</line>
<line start="2170" end="2184" speaker="homestar">Open it! Open it! </line>
<line start="2185" end="2227" speaker="homestar">That one's from me. It took me forever to pick it out!</line>
<line start="2239" end="2278" speaker="strongbad">What?! The <i>Deep Impact</i> DVD?! </line>
<line start="2279" end="2317" speaker="strongbad">You got me this for like the last three years, man!</line>
<line start="2318" end="2399" speaker="homestar">I know! And you liked it so much, I decided to get it for you again!</line>
<line start="2400" end="2424" speaker="strongbad">Oh, man! </line>
<line start="2425" end="2435" speaker="strongbad">This is the worst Decemberween ever!</line>
<line start="2436" end="2456"><strongbad>This is the worst Decemberween ever!</strongbad> <homestar>This is the best Decemberween ever!</homestar></line>
<line start="2457" end="2494"><strongbad><span style="visibility:hidden">This is the worst Decemberween ever!</span></strongbad> <homestar>This is the best Decemberween ever!</homestar></line>
<line start="2495" end="2603" speaker="sfx">"Oh Christmas Tree" starts playing</line>
<line start="2604" end="2660"><all><i>(singing)</i> Decemberween, Decemberween,</all><coachz>Decemberwearn, Decemberwearn,</coachz></line>
<line start="2661" end="2716"><all>You're fifty-five days after Halloween!</all><coachz>You're fifty-five days after Hallowearn!</coachz></line>
<line start="2717" end="2765" speaker="marzipan">With bunnies running for their lives,</line>
<line start="2766" end="2821" speaker="kingoftown">I wish this one was super-sized!</line>
<line start="2822" end="2876"><all><i>(singing)</i> Decemberween, Decemberween,</all><coachz>Decemberwearn, Decemberwearn,</coachz></line>
<line start="2877" end="2932"><all>You're fifty-five days after Halloween!</all><coachz>You're fifty-five days after Hallowearn!</coachz></line>
<line start="2933" end="2981" speaker="strongsad">What are you guys talking about?</line>
<line start="2982" end="3037" speaker="strongbad">Hey, who the crap let Strong Sad out?</line>
<line start="3038" end="3092"><all><i>(singing)</i> Decemberween, Decemberween,</all><coachz>Decemberwearn, Decemberwearn,</coachz></line>
<line start="3093" end="3148"><all>You're fifty-five days after Halloween!</all><coachz>You're fifty-five days after Hallowearn!</coachz></line>
<line start="3149" end="3197" speaker="bubs">I've got all types of crazy crap!</line>
<line start="3198" end="3253" speaker="homestar">I bought Strong Bad a <i>Deep Impact</i>!</line>
<line start="3254" end="3308"><all><i>(singing)</i> Decemberween, Decemberween,</all><coachz>Decemberwearn, Decemberwearn,</coachz></line>
<line start="3309" end="3356" speaker="homestar">Coach Z's been drinking Listerine! </line>
<line start="3357" end="3374" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
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