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  &lt;line start=&quot;21&quot; end=&quot;79&quot; speaker=&quot;announcer&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Reg has the ball at the top of the twenty... The fifteen... The ten! Touchdown!&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;80&quot; end=&quot;85&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;whistle blows&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;86&quot; end=&quot;104&quot;&gt;
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  &lt;sfx&gt;whistle blows&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;strongmad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;groaning&lt;/strongmad&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;105&quot; end=&quot;117&quot; speaker=&quot;strongmad&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;groaning&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;118&quot; end=&quot;162&quot; speaker=&quot;strongmad&quot;&gt;FLUFFY PUFF CASSEROLE...&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;163&quot; end=&quot;175&quot; speaker=&quot;strongmad&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;snoring&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;176&quot; end=&quot;237&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh, all right, The Cheat. Strong Mad's asleep! We can finally watch not football!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;238&quot; end=&quot;265&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;266&quot; end=&quot;322&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What do ya mean, there's nothing else good on? 'Course there is! It's Thanksgiving Day!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;323&quot; end=&quot;331&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;static&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;334&quot; end=&quot;407&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;Hello! I'ma King of Town, here with an important message about Thanksgiving safety!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;408&quot; end=&quot;474&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;Specifically, the dangers of not frying a turkey! Each year,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;475&quot; end=&quot;539&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;thousands of families suffer from not fried turkeys.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;540&quot; end=&quot;575&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;So please, this Thanksgiving, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;don't be a jerky, fry that turkey!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;576&quot; end=&quot;596&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;So please, this Thanksgiving, don't be a jerky, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;fry that turkey!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;597&quot; end=&quot;624&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;So please, this Thanksgiving, don't be a jerky, fry that turkey!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;625&quot; end=&quot;629&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;static&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;630&quot; end=&quot;662&quot; speaker=&quot;dumpington&quot;&gt;There's nothing to worry about, Turkey Joe!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;663&quot; end=&quot;713&quot; speaker=&quot;dumpington&quot;&gt;Even though I'm going to gut you and rip your entrails out with my hand,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;714&quot; end=&quot;775&quot; speaker=&quot;dumpington&quot;&gt;I'm gonna grind 'em up with some rosemary and sage and shove 'em right back up there!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;776&quot; end=&quot;799&quot; speaker=&quot;dumpington&quot;&gt;Isn't that great?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;800&quot; end=&quot;821&quot; speaker=&quot;other&quot;&gt;Waaaah!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;822&quot; end=&quot;830&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;static&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;831&quot; end=&quot;910&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;All right, all you turkey liberators out there. Here's how we make Marzipan's Famous Thanksgiving Faux-ducken.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;911&quot; end=&quot;935&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;We stuff millet inside of bulgur,&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt; inside of meatless veggie nuggets, inside of tempeh, injected into bean curd, wrapped in fakin bacon, and baked inside a pair of hemp toddler pants.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;936&quot; end=&quot;958&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;We stuff millet inside of bulgur, inside of meatless veggie nuggets,&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt; inside of tempeh, injected into bean curd, wrapped in fakin bacon, and baked inside a pair of hemp toddler pants.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;959&quot; end=&quot;970&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;We stuff millet inside of bulgur, inside of meatless veggie nuggets, inside of tempeh,&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt; injected into bean curd, wrapped in fakin bacon, and baked inside a pair of hemp toddler pants.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;971&quot; end=&quot;993&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;We stuff millet inside of bulgur, inside of meatless veggie nuggets, inside of tempeh, injected into bean curd,&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt; wrapped in fakin bacon, and baked inside a pair of hemp toddler pants.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;994&quot; end=&quot;1009&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;We stuff millet inside of bulgur, inside of meatless veggie nuggets, inside of tempeh, injected into bean curd, wrapped in fakin bacon,&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt; and baked inside a pair of hemp toddler pants.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1010&quot; end=&quot;1049&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;We stuff millet inside of bulgur, inside of meatless veggie nuggets, inside of tempeh, injected into bean curd, wrapped in fakin bacon, and baked inside a pair of hemp toddler pants.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1050&quot; end=&quot;1059&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;static&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1060&quot; end=&quot;1129&quot; speaker=&quot;gunhaver&quot;&gt;Well, pilgrims, it looks like all we're getting this year is another lame Thanksgiving special!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1130&quot; end=&quot;1181&quot; speaker=&quot;silentrip&quot;&gt;At least we didn't get stuck with Secretary Appreciation Day!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1182&quot; end=&quot;1228&quot; speaker=&quot;reynold&quot;&gt;I think you mean Administrative Professionals' Day!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1234&quot; end=&quot;1251&quot; speaker=&quot;bluelaser&quot;&gt;Here's your coffee, sir.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1252&quot; end=&quot;1283&quot; speaker=&quot;commander&quot;&gt;Nice gams, sweetcheeks!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1284&quot; end=&quot;1290&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;static&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1291&quot; end=&quot;1322&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Attention, holiday shoppers!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1323&quot; end=&quot;1357&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Bubs Friday starts Thursday!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1358&quot; end=&quot;1382&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Line forms at 1 AM!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1383&quot; end=&quot;1405&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Doors open at 2 AM!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1406&quot; end=&quot;1447&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Shoving and trampling starts promptly at 2:05.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1448&quot; end=&quot;1493&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Followed by tear gas and riot police at 2:15!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1494&quot; end=&quot;1560&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Come on, moms! You know you want to beat each other up over some stupid kids' toy!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1561&quot; end=&quot;1631&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;And if you draw blood, you just might make it onto this year's edition of Mommy Fights!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1632&quot; end=&quot;1638&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;static&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1639&quot; end=&quot;1688&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Uhh, I guess you were right, The Cheat. There &lt;i&gt;is&lt;/i&gt; nothing else good on.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1689&quot; end=&quot;1720&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh, well. Pass me that gravy boat!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1727&quot; end=&quot;1746&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Waaaaah...&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1747&quot; end=&quot;1813&quot; speaker=&quot;announcer&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;We now return to the second half of the 2007 Falling Asleep On The Couch Watching Football Bowl!&lt;/line&gt;
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  <line start="21" end="79" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Reg has the ball at the top of the twenty... The fifteen... The ten! Touchdown!</line>
  <line start="80" end="85" speaker="sfx">whistle blows</line>
  <line start="86" end="104">
  <sfx>whistle blows</sfx>
  <strongmad sfx="sfx">groaning</strongmad>
  </line>
  <line start="105" end="117" speaker="strongmad" sfx="sfx">groaning</line>
  <line start="118" end="162" speaker="strongmad">FLUFFY PUFF CASSEROLE...</line>
  <line start="163" end="175" speaker="strongmad" sfx="sfx">snoring</line>
  <line start="176" end="237" speaker="strongbad">Oh, all right, The Cheat. Strong Mad's asleep! We can finally watch not football!</line>
  <line start="238" end="265" speaker="thecheat" sfx="sfx">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="266" end="322" speaker="strongbad">What do ya mean, there's nothing else good on? 'Course there is! It's Thanksgiving Day!</line>
  <line start="323" end="331" speaker="sfx">static</line>
  <line start="334" end="407" speaker="kingoftown">Hello! I'ma King of Town, here with an important message about Thanksgiving safety!</line>
  <line start="408" end="474" speaker="kingoftown">Specifically, the dangers of not frying a turkey! Each year,</line>
  <line start="475" end="539" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">thousands of families suffer from not fried turkeys.</line>
  <line start="540" end="575" speaker="kingoftown">So please, this Thanksgiving, <span style="visibility:hidden">don't be a jerky, fry that turkey!</span></line>
  <line start="576" end="596" speaker="kingoftown">So please, this Thanksgiving, don't be a jerky, <span style="visibility:hidden">fry that turkey!</span></line>
  <line start="597" end="624" speaker="kingoftown">So please, this Thanksgiving, don't be a jerky, fry that turkey!</line>
  <line start="625" end="629" speaker="sfx">static</line>
  <line start="630" end="662" speaker="dumpington">There's nothing to worry about, Turkey Joe!</line>
  <line start="663" end="713" speaker="dumpington">Even though I'm going to gut you and rip your entrails out with my hand,</line>
  <line start="714" end="775" speaker="dumpington">I'm gonna grind 'em up with some rosemary and sage and shove 'em right back up there!</line>
  <line start="776" end="799" speaker="dumpington">Isn't that great?</line>
  <line start="800" end="821" speaker="other">Waaaah!</line>
  <line start="822" end="830" speaker="sfx">static</line>
  <line start="831" end="910" speaker="marzipan">All right, all you turkey liberators out there. Here's how we make Marzipan's Famous Thanksgiving Faux-ducken.</line>
  <line start="911" end="935" speaker="marzipan">We stuff millet inside of bulgur,<span style="visibility:hidden"> inside of meatless veggie nuggets, inside of tempeh, injected into bean curd, wrapped in fakin bacon, and baked inside a pair of hemp toddler pants.</span></line>
  <line start="936" end="958" speaker="marzipan">We stuff millet inside of bulgur, inside of meatless veggie nuggets,<span style="visibility:hidden"> inside of tempeh, injected into bean curd, wrapped in fakin bacon, and baked inside a pair of hemp toddler pants.</span></line>
  <line start="959" end="970" speaker="marzipan">We stuff millet inside of bulgur, inside of meatless veggie nuggets, inside of tempeh,<span style="visibility:hidden"> injected into bean curd, wrapped in fakin bacon, and baked inside a pair of hemp toddler pants.</span></line>
  <line start="971" end="993" speaker="marzipan">We stuff millet inside of bulgur, inside of meatless veggie nuggets, inside of tempeh, injected into bean curd,<span style="visibility:hidden"> wrapped in fakin bacon, and baked inside a pair of hemp toddler pants.</span></line>
  <line start="994" end="1009" speaker="marzipan">We stuff millet inside of bulgur, inside of meatless veggie nuggets, inside of tempeh, injected into bean curd, wrapped in fakin bacon,<span style="visibility:hidden"> and baked inside a pair of hemp toddler pants.</span></line>
  <line start="1010" end="1049" speaker="marzipan">We stuff millet inside of bulgur, inside of meatless veggie nuggets, inside of tempeh, injected into bean curd, wrapped in fakin bacon, and baked inside a pair of hemp toddler pants.</line>
  <line start="1050" end="1059" speaker="sfx">static</line>
  <line start="1060" end="1129" speaker="gunhaver">Well, pilgrims, it looks like all we're getting this year is another lame Thanksgiving special!</line>
  <line start="1130" end="1181" speaker="silentrip">At least we didn't get stuck with Secretary Appreciation Day!</line>
  <line start="1182" end="1228" speaker="reynold">I think you mean Administrative Professionals' Day!</line>
  <line start="1234" end="1251" speaker="bluelaser">Here's your coffee, sir.</line>
  <line start="1252" end="1283" speaker="commander">Nice gams, sweetcheeks!</line>
  <line start="1284" end="1290" speaker="sfx">static</line>
  <line start="1291" end="1322" speaker="bubs">Attention, holiday shoppers!</line>
  <line start="1323" end="1357" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Bubs Friday starts Thursday!</line>
  <line start="1358" end="1382" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Line forms at 1 AM!</line>
  <line start="1383" end="1405" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Doors open at 2 AM!</line>
  <line start="1406" end="1447" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Shoving and trampling starts promptly at 2:05.</line>
  <line start="1448" end="1493" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Followed by tear gas and riot police at 2:15!</line>
  <line start="1494" end="1560" speaker="bubs">Come on, moms! You know you want to beat each other up over some stupid kids' toy!</line>
  <line start="1561" end="1631" speaker="bubs">And if you draw blood, you just might make it onto this year's edition of Mommy Fights!</line>
  <line start="1632" end="1638" speaker="sfx">static</line>
  <line start="1639" end="1688" speaker="strongbad">Uhh, I guess you were right, The Cheat. There <i>is</i> nothing else good on.</line>
  <line start="1689" end="1720" speaker="strongbad">Oh, well. Pass me that gravy boat!</line>
  <line start="1727" end="1746" speaker="strongbad">Waaaaah...</line>
  <line start="1747" end="1813" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">We now return to the second half of the 2007 Falling Asleep On The Couch Watching Football Bowl!</line>
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="thanks07.swf" width="550" height="400">
  <line start="21" end="79" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Reg has the ball at the top of the twenty... The fifteen... The ten! Touchdown!</line>
  <line start="80" end="85" speaker="sfx">whistle blows</line>
  <line start="86" end="104"> 
   <sfx>whistle blows</sfx>
   <strongmad sfx="sfx">groaning</strongmad>
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  <line start="105" end="117" speaker="strongmad" sfx="sfx">groaning</line>
  <line start="118" end="162" speaker="strongmad">FLUFFY PUFF CASSEROLE...</line>
  <line start="163" end="175" speaker="strongmad" sfx="sfx">snoring</line>
  <line start="176" end="237" speaker="strongbad">Oh, all right, The Cheat. Strong Mad's asleep! We can finally watch not football!</line>
  <line start="238" end="265" speaker="thecheat" sfx="sfx">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="266" end="322" speaker="strongbad">What do ya mean, there's nothing else good on? 'Course there is! It's Thanksgiving Day!</line>
  <line start="323" end="331" speaker="sfx">static</line>
  <line start="334" end="407" speaker="kingoftown">Hello! I'ma King of Town, here with an important message about Thanksgiving safety!</line>
  <line start="408" end="474" speaker="kingoftown">Specifically, the dangers of not frying a turkey! Each year,</line>
  <line start="475" end="539" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">thousands of families suffer from not fried turkeys.</line>
  <line start="540" end="575" speaker="kingoftown">So please, this Thanksgiving, <span style="visibility:hidden">don't be a jerky, fry that turkey!</span></line>
  <line start="576" end="596" speaker="kingoftown">So please, this Thanksgiving, don't be a jerky, <span style="visibility:hidden">fry that turkey!</span></line>
  <line start="597" end="624" speaker="kingoftown">So please, this Thanksgiving, don't be a jerky, fry that turkey!</line>
  <line start="625" end="629" speaker="sfx">static</line>
  <line start="630" end="662" speaker="dumpington">There's nothing to worry about, Turkey Joe!</line>
  <line start="663" end="713" speaker="dumpington">Even though I'm going to gut you and rip your entrails out with my hand,</line>
  <line start="714" end="775" speaker="dumpington">I'm gonna grind 'em up with some rosemary and sage and shove 'em right back up there!</line>
  <line start="776" end="799" speaker="dumpington">Isn't that great?</line>
  <line start="800" end="821" speaker="other">Waaaah!</line>
  <line start="822" end="830" speaker="sfx">static</line>
  <line start="831" end="910" speaker="marzipan">All right, all you turkey liberators out there. Here's how we make Marzipan's Famous Thanksgiving Faux-ducken.</line>
  <line start="911" end="935" speaker="marzipan">We stuff millet inside of bulgur,<span style="visibility:hidden"> inside of meatless veggie nuggets, inside of tempeh, injected into bean curd, wrapped in fakin bacon, and baked inside a pair of hemp toddler pants.</span></line>
  <line start="936" end="958" speaker="marzipan">We stuff millet inside of bulgur, inside of meatless veggie nuggets,<span style="visibility:hidden"> inside of tempeh, injected into bean curd, wrapped in fakin bacon, and baked inside a pair of hemp toddler pants.</span></line>
  <line start="959" end="970" speaker="marzipan">We stuff millet inside of bulgur, inside of meatless veggie nuggets, inside of tempeh,<span style="visibility:hidden"> injected into bean curd, wrapped in fakin bacon, and baked inside a pair of hemp toddler pants.</span></line>
  <line start="971" end="993" speaker="marzipan">We stuff millet inside of bulgur, inside of meatless veggie nuggets, inside of tempeh, injected into bean curd,<span style="visibility:hidden"> wrapped in fakin bacon, and baked inside a pair of hemp toddler pants.</span></line>
  <line start="994" end="1009" speaker="marzipan">We stuff millet inside of bulgur, inside of meatless veggie nuggets, inside of tempeh, injected into bean curd, wrapped in fakin bacon,<span style="visibility:hidden"> and baked inside a pair of hemp toddler pants.</span></line>
  <line start="1010" end="1049" speaker="marzipan">We stuff millet inside of bulgur, inside of meatless veggie nuggets, inside of tempeh, injected into bean curd, wrapped in fakin bacon, and baked inside a pair of hemp toddler pants.</line>
  <line start="1050" end="1059" speaker="sfx">static</line>
  <line start="1060" end="1129" speaker="gunhaver">Well, pilgrims, it looks like all we're getting this year is another lame Thanksgiving special!</line>
  <line start="1130" end="1181" speaker="silentrip">At least we didn't get stuck with Secretary Appreciation Day!</line>
  <line start="1182" end="1228" speaker="reynold">I think you mean Administrative Professionals' Day!</line>
  <line start="1234" end="1251" speaker="bluelaser">Here's your coffee, sir.</line>
  <line start="1252" end="1283" speaker="commander">Nice gams, sweetcheeks!</line>
  <line start="1284" end="1290" speaker="sfx">static</line>
  <line start="1291" end="1322" speaker="bubs">Attention, holiday shoppers!</line>
  <line start="1323" end="1357" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Bubs Friday starts Thursday!</line>
  <line start="1358" end="1382" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Line forms at 1 AM!</line>
  <line start="1383" end="1405" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Doors open at 2 AM!</line>
  <line start="1406" end="1447" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Shoving and trampling starts promptly at 2:05.</line>
  <line start="1448" end="1493" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Followed by tear gas and riot police at 2:15!</line>
  <line start="1494" end="1560" speaker="bubs">Come on, moms! You know you want to beat each other up over some stupid kids' toy!</line>
  <line start="1561" end="1631" speaker="bubs">And if you draw blood, you just might make it onto this year's edition of Mommy Fights!</line>
  <line start="1632" end="1638" speaker="sfx">static</line>
  <line start="1639" end="1688" speaker="strongbad">Uhh, I guess you were right, The Cheat. There <i>is</i> nothing else good on.</line>
  <line start="1689" end="1720" speaker="strongbad">Oh, well. Pass me that gravy boat!</line>
  <line start="1727" end="1746" speaker="strongbad">Waaaaah...</line>
  <line start="1747" end="1813" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">We now return to the second half of the 2007 Falling Asleep On The Couch Watching Football Bowl!</line>
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