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    &lt;line start=&quot;15&quot; end=&quot;86&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;So innocent and email-free.... That's you 'n me.&lt;/line&gt;
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    &lt;line start=&quot;94&quot; end=&quot;146&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Hey, yo there Strong Bad! I was wondering why The Cheat is such a diligent lackey.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
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    &lt;line start=&quot;150&quot; end=&quot;211&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Did you save his life one time and now he has to repay you? Steve, Victoria, BC&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
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    &lt;line start=&quot;218&quot; end=&quot;258&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;BC? Whoa! This is an old freakin' email.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;266&quot; end=&quot;331&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Most of the emails I get are ADs. And the occasional JD. Wow.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;337&quot; end=&quot;421&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I wonder if it was written on, like, a stone tablet. Or maybe some, uh, papyrus.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;424&quot; end=&quot;467&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Anyhow... No, Steve, The Cheat is a good lackey because he&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;471&quot; end=&quot;494&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;knows what's best&quot; and&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;495&quot; end=&quot;528&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;doesn't want to get left by the side of the road during a thunderstorm&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;532&quot; end=&quot;556&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;or &quot;taped to Pom-Pom again.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;564&quot; end=&quot;588&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;It probably also has to do with the fact that I&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;591&quot; end=&quot;626&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;treat him like a brother that's not Strong Sad&quot; instead of a&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;629&quot; end=&quot;676&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;little yellow squeaky thing that somethetimes steals my ladytypes.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;684&quot; end=&quot;732&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I also pay him real nice. Which isn't very difficult considering The Cheat&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;738&quot; end=&quot;769&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;thinks pencil shavings are legal tender.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;774&quot; end=&quot;782&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Check it out...&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;841&quot; end=&quot;849&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Hey, The Cheat!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;860&quot; end=&quot;866&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;867&quot; end=&quot;905&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I'll pay you all these precious pencil shavings&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;909&quot; end=&quot;948&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;if you go pilfer me a cantaloupe from Marzipan's melon patch.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;956&quot; end=&quot;963&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;969&quot; end=&quot;1016&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ahhhh, look at him go. So excited, so naive...&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1017&quot; end=&quot;1024&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1025&quot; end=&quot;1079&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Whoa, supa soivice! Thanks man. You can go back to whatever you were doin'.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1083&quot; end=&quot;1095&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;angry The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1096&quot; end=&quot;1133&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh, right. Your &quot;payment.&quot; Here ya go!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1134&quot; end=&quot;1146&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1150&quot; end=&quot;1175&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Awwww, that's almost adorable...&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1182&quot; end=&quot;1215&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Now, what am I gonna to do with all my tons of new stuff?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1224&quot; end=&quot;1265&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Sharp pencil...and a can-ta-loo-pay.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1275&quot; end=&quot;1301&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;The possibilities are endless!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1307&quot; end=&quot;1349&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I suppose I could use the pencil to draw a little guy on the cantaloupe.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1428&quot; end=&quot;1459&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ooh, and then if I jammed the cantaloupe on the end of the pencil...&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1467&quot; end=&quot;1510&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Hey everybody look! It's Doreauxgard! How ya doin', Doe?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1516&quot; end=&quot;1562&quot;&gt;
        &lt;doreauxgard&gt;Hey, there, Mister Strong Bad! Well, I'm fine, last couple days though...&lt;/doreauxgard&gt;
    &lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1569&quot; end=&quot;1600&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Your total comes out to fifteen tooty-two!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1605&quot; end=&quot;1611&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noise&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1635&quot; end=&quot;1647&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;What's this malarkey?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1650&quot; end=&quot;1659&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1676&quot; end=&quot;1721&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Well, if it's on the sign... Nice doin' business witchya!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1777&quot; end=&quot;1810&quot;&gt;
        &lt;doreauxgard&gt;Hey, there, Mr. Bubs. I'm from the collection agency.&lt;/doreauxgard&gt;
    &lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1812&quot; end=&quot;1869&quot;&gt;
        &lt;doreauxgard&gt;You missed your last payments. Gonna have to bust your kneecaps if ya don't pay up!&lt;/doreauxgard&gt;
    &lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1870&quot; end=&quot;1890&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Oh, dag! You found me!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1955&quot; end=&quot;1987&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Whoa! Forgot about that one! I mean...&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1991&quot; end=&quot;2012&quot;&gt;
        &lt;doreauxgard&gt;Sure is some niiice graffiti!&lt;/doreauxgard&gt;
    &lt;/line&gt;
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail96.swf" width="550" height="400">>
    <line start="15" end="86" speaker="strongbad">So innocent and email-free.... That's you 'n me.</line>
    <line start="94" end="146" speaker="strongbad">"Hey, yo there Strong Bad! I was wondering why The Cheat is such a diligent lackey."</line>
    <line start="150" end="211" speaker="strongbad">"Did you save his life one time and now he has to repay you? Steve, Victoria, BC"</line>
    <line start="218" end="258" speaker="strongbad">BC? Whoa! This is an old freakin' email.</line>
    <line start="266" end="331" speaker="strongbad">Most of the emails I get are ADs. And the occasional JD. Wow.</line>
    <line start="337" end="421" speaker="strongbad">I wonder if it was written on, like, a stone tablet. Or maybe some, uh, papyrus.</line>
    <line start="424" end="467" speaker="strongbad">Anyhow... No, Steve, The Cheat is a good lackey because he</line>
    <line start="471" end="494" speaker="strongbad">"knows what's best" and</line>
    <line start="495" end="528" speaker="strongbad">"doesn't want to get left by the side of the road during a thunderstorm"</line>
    <line start="532" end="556" speaker="strongbad">or "taped to Pom-Pom again."</line>
    <line start="564" end="588" speaker="strongbad">It probably also has to do with the fact that I</line>
    <line start="591" end="626" speaker="strongbad">"treat him like a brother that's not Strong Sad" instead of a</line>
    <line start="629" end="676" speaker="strongbad">"little yellow squeaky thing that somethetimes steals my ladytypes."</line>
    <line start="684" end="732" speaker="strongbad">I also pay him real nice. Which isn't very difficult considering The Cheat</line>
    <line start="738" end="769" speaker="strongbad">"thinks pencil shavings are legal tender."</line>
    <line start="774" end="782" speaker="strongbad">Check it out...</line>
    <line start="841" end="849" speaker="strongbad">Hey, The Cheat!</line>
    <line start="860" end="866" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="867" end="905" speaker="strongbad">I'll pay you all these precious pencil shavings</line>
    <line start="909" end="948" speaker="strongbad">if you go pilfer me a cantaloupe from Marzipan's melon patch.</line>
    <line start="956" end="963" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="969" end="1016" speaker="strongbad">Ahhhh, look at him go. So excited, so naive...</line>
    <line start="1017" end="1024" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1025" end="1079" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, supa soivice! Thanks man. You can go back to whatever you were doin'.</line>
    <line start="1083" end="1095" speaker="thecheat">angry The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1096" end="1133" speaker="strongbad">Oh, right. Your "payment." Here ya go!</line>
    <line start="1134" end="1146" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1150" end="1175" speaker="strongbad">Awwww, that's almost adorable...</line>
    <line start="1182" end="1215" speaker="strongbad">Now, what am I gonna to do with all my tons of new stuff?</line>
    <line start="1224" end="1265" speaker="strongbad">Sharp pencil...and a can-ta-loo-pay.</line>
    <line start="1275" end="1301" speaker="strongbad">The possibilities are endless!</line>
    <line start="1307" end="1349" speaker="strongbad">I suppose I could use the pencil to draw a little guy on the cantaloupe.</line>
    <line start="1428" end="1459" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, and then if I jammed the cantaloupe on the end of the pencil...</line>
    <line start="1467" end="1510" speaker="strongbad">Hey everybody look! It's Doreauxgard! How ya doin', Doe?</line>
    <line start="1516" end="1562">
        <doreauxgard>Hey, there, Mister Strong Bad! Well, I'm fine, last couple days though...</doreauxgard>
    </line>
    <line start="1569" end="1600" speaker="bubs">Your total comes out to fifteen tooty-two!</line>
    <line start="1605" end="1611" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
    <line start="1635" end="1647" speaker="bubs">What's this malarkey?</line>
    <line start="1650" end="1659" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1676" end="1721" speaker="bubs">Well, if it's on the sign... Nice doin' business witchya!</line>
    <line start="1777" end="1810">
        <doreauxgard>Hey, there, Mr. Bubs. I'm from the collection agency.</doreauxgard>
    </line>
    <line start="1812" end="1869">
        <doreauxgard>You missed your last payments. Gonna have to bust your kneecaps if ya don't pay up!</doreauxgard>
    </line>
    <line start="1870" end="1890" speaker="bubs">Oh, dag! You found me!</line>
    <line start="1955" end="1987" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Forgot about that one! I mean...</line>
    <line start="1991" end="2012">
        <doreauxgard>Sure is some niiice graffiti!</doreauxgard>
    </line>
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    <line start="15" end="86" speaker="strongbad">So innocent and email-free.... That's you 'n me.</line>
    <line start="94" end="146" speaker="strongbad">"Hey, yo there Strong Bad! I was wondering why The Cheat is such a diligent lackey."</line>
    <line start="150" end="211" speaker="strongbad">"Did you save his life one time and now he has to repay you? Steve, Victoria, BC"</line>
    <line start="218" end="258" speaker="strongbad">BC? Whoa! This is an old freakin' email.</line>
    <line start="266" end="331" speaker="strongbad">Most of the emails I get are ADs. And the occasional JD. Wow.</line>
    <line start="337" end="421" speaker="strongbad">I wonder if it was written on, like, a stone tablet. Or maybe some, uh, papyrus.</line>
    <line start="424" end="467" speaker="strongbad">Anyhow... No, Steve, The Cheat is a good lackey because he</line>
    <line start="471" end="494" speaker="strongbad">"knows what's best" and</line>
    <line start="495" end="528" speaker="strongbad">"doesn't want to get left by the side of the road during a thunderstorm"</line>
    <line start="532" end="556" speaker="strongbad">or "taped to Pom-Pom again."</line>
    <line start="564" end="588" speaker="strongbad">It probably also has to do with the fact that I</line>
    <line start="591" end="626" speaker="strongbad">"treat him like a brother that's not Strong Sad" instead of a</line>
    <line start="629" end="676" speaker="strongbad">"little yellow squeaky thing that somethetimes steals my ladytypes."</line>
    <line start="684" end="732" speaker="strongbad">I also pay him real nice. Which isn't very difficult considering The Cheat</line>
    <line start="738" end="769" speaker="strongbad">"thinks pencil shavings are legal tender."</line>
    <line start="774" end="782" speaker="strongbad">Check it out...</line>
    <line start="841" end="849" speaker="strongbad">Hey, The Cheat!</line>
    <line start="860" end="866" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="867" end="905" speaker="strongbad">I'll pay you all these precious pencil shavings</line>
    <line start="909" end="948" speaker="strongbad">if you go pilfer me a cantaloupe from Marzipan's melon patch.</line>
    <line start="956" end="963" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="969" end="1016" speaker="strongbad">Ahhhh, look at him go. So excited, so naive...</line>
    <line start="1017" end="1024" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1025" end="1079" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, supa soivice! Thanks man. You can go back to whatever you were doin'.</line>
    <line start="1083" end="1095" speaker="thecheat">angry The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1096" end="1133" speaker="strongbad">Oh, right. Your "payment." Here ya go!</line>
    <line start="1134" end="1146" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1150" end="1175" speaker="strongbad">Awwww, that's almost adorable...</line>
    <line start="1182" end="1215" speaker="strongbad">Now, what am I gonna to do with all my tons of new stuff?</line>
    <line start="1224" end="1265" speaker="strongbad">Sharp pencil...and a can-ta-loo-pay.</line>
    <line start="1275" end="1301" speaker="strongbad">The possibilities are endless!</line>
    <line start="1307" end="1349" speaker="strongbad">I suppose I could use the pencil to draw a little guy on the cantaloupe.</line>
    <line start="1428" end="1459" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, and then if I jammed the cantaloupe on the end of the pencil...</line>
    <line start="1467" end="1510" speaker="strongbad">Hey everybody look! It's Doreauxgard! How ya doin', Doe?</line>
    <line start="1516" end="1562">
        <doreauxgard>Hey, there, Mister Strong Bad! Well, I'm fine, last couple days though...</doreauxgard>
    </line>
    <line start="1569" end="1600" speaker="bubs">Your total comes out to fifteen tooty-two!</line>
    <line start="1605" end="1611" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
    <line start="1635" end="1647" speaker="bubs">What's this malarkey?</line>
    <line start="1650" end="1659" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1676" end="1721" speaker="bubs">Well, if it's on the sign... Nice doin' business witchya!</line>
    <line start="1777" end="1810">
        <doreauxgard>Hey, there, Mr. Bubs. I'm from the collection agency.</doreauxgard>
    </line>
    <line start="1812" end="1869">
        <doreauxgard>You missed your last payments. Gonna have to bust your kneecaps if ya don't pay up!</doreauxgard>
    </line>
    <line start="1870" end="1890" speaker="bubs">Oh, dag! You found me!</line>
    <line start="1955" end="1987" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Forgot about that one! I mean...</line>
    <line start="1991" end="2012">
        <doreauxgard>Sure is some niiice graffiti!</doreauxgard>
    </line>
</transcript>