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    &lt;line start=&quot;15&quot; end=&quot;77&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;This email is leaving the station. Please move to the center of the email, and away from the doors.&lt;/line&gt;
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    &lt;line start=&quot;85&quot; end=&quot;133&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Dear Strong bad, I have recently been wondering about the origin of the stick.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
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    &lt;line start=&quot;136&quot; end=&quot;199&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Has it always been a good place for hanging out and making rendezvouuuu-ses?&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
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    &lt;line start=&quot;201&quot; end=&quot;247&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Luke, eww, Claire, why?&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;251&quot; end=&quot;311&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ugh! Why do you Van Peebles always wanna know the origins and histories of every freakin' little thing?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;316&quot; end=&quot;356&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Like, do you wanna know how Strong Sad got his belly button, too?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;378&quot; end=&quot;398&quot; speaker=&quot;lilstrongbad&quot;&gt;Oh, awesome!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;399&quot; end=&quot;416&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;drill revs&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;421&quot; end=&quot;456&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Or, like, the origin of Bubs' Concession Stand?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;464&quot; end=&quot;523&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Señor Havin' A Little Trouble and Mr. Bland were by far the most popular characters.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;534&quot; end=&quot;571&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Then, they were crushed by a falling Bubs' Concession Stand.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;578&quot; end=&quot;591&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Hot time!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;593&quot; end=&quot;604&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;said Bubs.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;611&quot; end=&quot;648&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Well, I'm not gonna show you those things. Or the origin of the stick.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;653&quot; end=&quot;694&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;But I will indulge your curiosity about the stick's hangingoutitude.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;698&quot; end=&quot;743&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;It currently rates a 10, but such was not always the case.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;746&quot; end=&quot;823&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Like when Homestar used to hold his weekly bread sing-alongs, we avoided that place like the plegg!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;830&quot; end=&quot;845&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Er, plague!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;847&quot; end=&quot;939&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;And bread is a good time for me, woo-doo-doo-loot-doo, singing, bread is a good time for everybody!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;940&quot; end=&quot;983&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;We sure sniped that problem right between the eyes from three hundred yards&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;984&quot; end=&quot;1035&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;by scheduling The Cheat's rhythmic chain dancing recitals to the same time and place.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1040&quot; end=&quot;1104&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I cut the crusts off in the morning light...&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1105&quot; end=&quot;1116&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;He's quite good.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1119&quot; end=&quot;1142&quot; speaker=&quot;strongmad&quot;&gt;SUCH GRACE!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1149&quot; end=&quot;1197&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;After a couple of minutes, the popularity of Homestar's sing-alongs faded&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1199&quot; end=&quot;1226&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;and Strong Mad ate The Cheat's chainwhip.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1230&quot; end=&quot;1268&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;So that's when the stick became a great place to spraypaint Marzipan.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1277&quot; end=&quot;1306&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;To me, this is something that losers would do.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1310&quot; end=&quot;1336&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh, this is gonna be my freshest piece yet.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1343&quot; end=&quot;1370&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;Strong Mad, that looks like cooking spray.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1374&quot; end=&quot;1407&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What?! Aw, that's some neva-forgive action right there.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1413&quot; end=&quot;1461&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;But spraypainting people isn't very much fun when they stand there and make fun of you.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1465&quot; end=&quot;1516&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;So I super-glued her to Chhh-Homsar... aaand left them for dead.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1520&quot; end=&quot;1543&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;Ooh, I think I hear wolves coming.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1549&quot; end=&quot;1593&quot; speaker=&quot;homsar&quot;&gt;AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1594&quot; end=&quot;1668&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Don't ask me why, pumpernickel and rye.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1671&quot; end=&quot;1732&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;In order to properly leave them for dead, and not keep hanging around them for dead,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1738&quot; end=&quot;1793&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;we relocated to behind Bubs's and started calling ourselves the On Point Kings.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1798&quot; end=&quot;1820&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;We di'n't take no guff from nobody!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1823&quot; end=&quot;1861&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Hey man, I know what it means. I was just seeing if you knew.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1864&quot; end=&quot;1877&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;frustrated The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1879&quot; end=&quot;1910&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Have you guys seen my moleskin journal?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1912&quot; end=&quot;1946&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You want another belly button there, Harry Elephanté?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1947&quot; end=&quot;1956&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;drill revs&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1957&quot; end=&quot;1987&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Waah! No sir! Heck no at all!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1996&quot; end=&quot;2025&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Man, did you guys see me refuse to take that guff?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2028&quot; end=&quot;2068&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I flat out rejected it! That guff never even had a chance!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2073&quot; end=&quot;2112&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ah, that's what being an On Point King is all about.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2115&quot; end=&quot;2167&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;I hear somebody mention a pointy king? Doink, doink?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2168&quot; end=&quot;2182&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Heck no at all!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2185&quot; end=&quot;2253&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;So ya see Claire, if it weren't for the stick, and Marzipan's considerable resistance to death,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2255&quot; end=&quot;2314&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;the On Point Kings may never have stolen the King of Town's dunce cap and renamed it Lotionman.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2318&quot; end=&quot;2355&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;D-don't ask, it was Strong Mad's idea.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2359&quot; end=&quot;2393&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Well, I hope that makes you not email me anymore.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2404&quot; end=&quot;2415&quot; speaker=&quot;thepaper&quot;&gt;Preeeeow!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2425&quot; end=&quot;2524&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;And bread is a good time for me, woo-doo-doo-loot-doo, singing, bread is a good time for everybody!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2538&quot; end=&quot;2607&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I cut the crusts off in the morning light...&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2624&quot; end=&quot;2710&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Don't ask me why, pumpernickel and rye.&lt;/line&gt;
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    <line start="15" end="77" speaker="strongbad">This email is leaving the station. Please move to the center of the email, and away from the doors.</line>
    <line start="85" end="133" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong bad, I have recently been wondering about the origin of the stick."</line>
    <line start="136" end="199" speaker="strongbad">"Has it always been a good place for hanging out and making rendezvouuuu-ses?"</line>
    <line start="201" end="247" speaker="strongbad">"Luke, eww, Claire, why?"</line>
    <line start="251" end="311" speaker="strongbad">Ugh! Why do you Van Peebles always wanna know the origins and histories of every freakin' little thing?</line>
    <line start="316" end="356" speaker="strongbad">Like, do you wanna know how Strong Sad got his belly button, too?</line>
    <line start="378" end="398" speaker="lilstrongbad">Oh, awesome!</line>
    <line start="399" end="416" speaker="sfx">drill revs</line>
    <line start="421" end="456" speaker="strongbad">Or, like, the origin of Bubs' Concession Stand?</line>
    <line start="464" end="523" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Señor Havin' A Little Trouble and Mr. Bland were by far the most popular characters.</line>
    <line start="534" end="571" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Then, they were crushed by a falling Bubs' Concession Stand.</line>
    <line start="578" end="591" speaker="bubs">Hot time!</line>
    <line start="593" end="604" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">said Bubs.</line>
    <line start="611" end="648" speaker="strongbad">Well, I'm not gonna show you those things. Or the origin of the stick.</line>
    <line start="653" end="694" speaker="strongbad">But I will indulge your curiosity about the stick's hangingoutitude.</line>
    <line start="698" end="743" speaker="strongbad">It currently rates a 10, but such was not always the case.</line>
    <line start="746" end="823" speaker="strongbad">Like when Homestar used to hold his weekly bread sing-alongs, we avoided that place like the plegg!</line>
    <line start="830" end="845" speaker="strongbad">Er, plague!</line>
    <line start="847" end="939" speaker="homestar">And bread is a good time for me, woo-doo-doo-loot-doo, singing, bread is a good time for everybody!</line>
    <line start="940" end="983" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">We sure sniped that problem right between the eyes from three hundred yards</line>
    <line start="984" end="1035" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">by scheduling The Cheat's rhythmic chain dancing recitals to the same time and place.</line>
    <line start="1040" end="1104" speaker="homestar">I cut the crusts off in the morning light...</line>
    <line start="1105" end="1116" speaker="strongbad">He's quite good.</line>
    <line start="1119" end="1142" speaker="strongmad">SUCH GRACE!</line>
    <line start="1149" end="1197" speaker="strongbad">After a couple of minutes, the popularity of Homestar's sing-alongs faded</line>
    <line start="1199" end="1226" speaker="strongbad">and Strong Mad ate The Cheat's chainwhip.</line>
    <line start="1230" end="1268" speaker="strongbad">So that's when the stick became a great place to spraypaint Marzipan.</line>
    <line start="1277" end="1306" speaker="marzipan">To me, this is something that losers would do.</line>
    <line start="1310" end="1336" speaker="strongbad">Oh, this is gonna be my freshest piece yet.</line>
    <line start="1343" end="1370" speaker="marzipan">Strong Mad, that looks like cooking spray.</line>
    <line start="1374" end="1407" speaker="strongbad">What?! Aw, that's some neva-forgive action right there.</line>
    <line start="1413" end="1461" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But spraypainting people isn't very much fun when they stand there and make fun of you.</line>
    <line start="1465" end="1516" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So I super-glued her to Chhh-Homsar... aaand left them for dead.</line>
    <line start="1520" end="1543" speaker="marzipan">Ooh, I think I hear wolves coming.</line>
    <line start="1549" end="1593" speaker="homsar">AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!</line>
    <line start="1594" end="1668" speaker="homestar">Don't ask me why, pumpernickel and rye.</line>
    <line start="1671" end="1732" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">In order to properly leave them for dead, and not keep hanging around them for dead,</line>
    <line start="1738" end="1793" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">we relocated to behind Bubs's and started calling ourselves the On Point Kings.</line>
    <line start="1798" end="1820" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">We di'n't take no guff from nobody!</line>
    <line start="1823" end="1861" speaker="strongbad">Hey man, I know what it means. I was just seeing if you knew.</line>
    <line start="1864" end="1877" speaker="thecheat">frustrated The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1879" end="1910" speaker="strongsad">Have you guys seen my moleskin journal?</line>
    <line start="1912" end="1946" speaker="strongbad">You want another belly button there, Harry Elephanté?</line>
    <line start="1947" end="1956" speaker="sfx">drill revs</line>
    <line start="1957" end="1987" speaker="strongsad">Waah! No sir! Heck no at all!</line>
    <line start="1996" end="2025" speaker="strongbad">Man, did you guys see me refuse to take that guff?</line>
    <line start="2028" end="2068" speaker="strongbad">I flat out rejected it! That guff never even had a chance!</line>
    <line start="2073" end="2112" speaker="strongbad">Ah, that's what being an On Point King is all about.</line>
    <line start="2115" end="2167" speaker="kingoftown">I hear somebody mention a pointy king? Doink, doink?</line>
    <line start="2168" end="2182" speaker="strongbad">Heck no at all!</line>
    <line start="2185" end="2253" speaker="strongbad">So ya see Claire, if it weren't for the stick, and Marzipan's considerable resistance to death,</line>
    <line start="2255" end="2314" speaker="strongbad">the On Point Kings may never have stolen the King of Town's dunce cap and renamed it Lotionman.</line>
    <line start="2318" end="2355" speaker="strongbad">D-don't ask, it was Strong Mad's idea.</line>
    <line start="2359" end="2393" speaker="strongbad">Well, I hope that makes you not email me anymore.</line>
    <line start="2404" end="2415" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
    <line start="2425" end="2524" speaker="homestar">And bread is a good time for me, woo-doo-doo-loot-doo, singing, bread is a good time for everybody!</line>
    <line start="2538" end="2607" speaker="homestar">I cut the crusts off in the morning light...</line>
    <line start="2624" end="2710" speaker="homestar">Don't ask me why, pumpernickel and rye.</line>
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    <line start="15" end="77" speaker="strongbad">This email is leaving the station. Please move to the center of the email, and away from the doors.</line>
    <line start="85" end="133" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong bad, I have recently been wondering about the origin of the stick."</line>
    <line start="136" end="199" speaker="strongbad">"Has it always been a good place for hanging out and making rendezvouuuu-ses?"</line>
    <line start="201" end="247" speaker="strongbad">"Luke, eww, Claire, why?"</line>
    <line start="251" end="311" speaker="strongbad">Ugh! Why do you Van Peebles always wanna know the origins and histories of every freakin' little thing?</line>
    <line start="316" end="356" speaker="strongbad">Like, do you wanna know how Strong Sad got his belly button, too?</line>
    <line start="378" end="398" speaker="lilstrongbad">Oh, awesome!</line>
    <line start="399" end="416" speaker="sfx">drill revs</line>
    <line start="421" end="456" speaker="strongbad">Or, like, the origin of Bubs' Concession Stand?</line>
    <line start="464" end="523" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Señor Havin' A Little Trouble and Mr. Bland were by far the most popular characters.</line>
    <line start="534" end="571" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Then, they were crushed by a falling Bubs' Concession Stand.</line>
    <line start="578" end="591" speaker="bubs">Hot time!</line>
    <line start="593" end="604" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">said Bubs.</line>
    <line start="611" end="648" speaker="strongbad">Well, I'm not gonna show you those things. Or the origin of the stick.</line>
    <line start="653" end="694" speaker="strongbad">But I will indulge your curiosity about the stick's hangingoutitude.</line>
    <line start="698" end="743" speaker="strongbad">It currently rates a 10, but such was not always the case.</line>
    <line start="746" end="823" speaker="strongbad">Like when Homestar used to hold his weekly bread sing-alongs, we avoided that place like the plegg!</line>
    <line start="830" end="845" speaker="strongbad">Er, plague!</line>
    <line start="847" end="939" speaker="homestar">And bread is a good time for me, woo-doo-doo-loot-doo, singing, bread is a good time for everybody!</line>
    <line start="940" end="983" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">We sure sniped that problem right between the eyes from three hundred yards</line>
    <line start="984" end="1035" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">by scheduling The Cheat's rhythmic chain dancing recitals to the same time and place.</line>
    <line start="1040" end="1104" speaker="homestar">I cut the crusts off in the morning light...</line>
    <line start="1105" end="1116" speaker="strongbad">He's quite good.</line>
    <line start="1119" end="1142" speaker="strongmad">SUCH GRACE!</line>
    <line start="1149" end="1197" speaker="strongbad">After a couple of minutes, the popularity of Homestar's sing-alongs faded</line>
    <line start="1199" end="1226" speaker="strongbad">and Strong Mad ate The Cheat's chainwhip.</line>
    <line start="1230" end="1268" speaker="strongbad">So that's when the stick became a great place to spraypaint Marzipan.</line>
    <line start="1277" end="1306" speaker="marzipan">To me, this is something that losers would do.</line>
    <line start="1310" end="1336" speaker="strongbad">Oh, this is gonna be my freshest piece yet.</line>
    <line start="1343" end="1370" speaker="marzipan">Strong Mad, that looks like cooking spray.</line>
    <line start="1374" end="1407" speaker="strongbad">What?! Aw, that's some neva-forgive action right there.</line>
    <line start="1413" end="1461" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But spraypainting people isn't very much fun when they stand there and make fun of you.</line>
    <line start="1465" end="1516" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So I super-glued her to Chhh-Homsar... aaand left them for dead.</line>
    <line start="1520" end="1543" speaker="marzipan">Ooh, I think I hear wolves coming.</line>
    <line start="1549" end="1593" speaker="homsar">AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!</line>
    <line start="1594" end="1668" speaker="homestar">Don't ask me why, pumpernickel and rye.</line>
    <line start="1671" end="1732" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">In order to properly leave them for dead, and not keep hanging around them for dead,</line>
    <line start="1738" end="1793" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">we relocated to behind Bubs's and started calling ourselves the On Point Kings.</line>
    <line start="1798" end="1820" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">We di'n't take no guff from nobody!</line>
    <line start="1823" end="1861" speaker="strongbad">Hey man, I know what it means. I was just seeing if you knew.</line>
    <line start="1864" end="1877" speaker="thecheat">frustrated The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1879" end="1910" speaker="strongsad">Have you guys seen my moleskin journal?</line>
    <line start="1912" end="1946" speaker="strongbad">You want another belly button there, Harry Elephanté?</line>
    <line start="1947" end="1956" speaker="sfx">drill revs</line>
    <line start="1957" end="1987" speaker="strongsad">Waah! No sir! Heck no at all!</line>
    <line start="1996" end="2025" speaker="strongbad">Man, did you guys see me refuse to take that guff?</line>
    <line start="2028" end="2068" speaker="strongbad">I flat out rejected it! That guff never even had a chance!</line>
    <line start="2073" end="2112" speaker="strongbad">Ah, that's what being an On Point King is all about.</line>
    <line start="2115" end="2167" speaker="kingoftown">I hear somebody mention a pointy king? Doink, doink?</line>
    <line start="2168" end="2182" speaker="strongbad">Heck no at all!</line>
    <line start="2185" end="2253" speaker="strongbad">So ya see Claire, if it weren't for the stick, and Marzipan's considerable resistance to death,</line>
    <line start="2255" end="2314" speaker="strongbad">the On Point Kings may never have stolen the King of Town's dunce cap and renamed it Lotionman.</line>
    <line start="2318" end="2355" speaker="strongbad">D-don't ask, it was Strong Mad's idea.</line>
    <line start="2359" end="2393" speaker="strongbad">Well, I hope that makes you not email me anymore.</line>
    <line start="2404" end="2415" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
    <line start="2425" end="2524" speaker="homestar">And bread is a good time for me, woo-doo-doo-loot-doo, singing, bread is a good time for everybody!</line>
    <line start="2538" end="2607" speaker="homestar">I cut the crusts off in the morning light...</line>
    <line start="2624" end="2710" speaker="homestar">Don't ask me why, pumpernickel and rye.</line>
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