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'''These are the [[English language|English]] subtitles for [[On Break]].''' [https://homestarrunner.com/onbreak.html watch this toon]
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  &lt;line start=&quot;23&quot; end=&quot;68&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;music&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;69&quot; end=&quot;138&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;strongbad sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;breathing audibly&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;139&quot; end=&quot;162&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Well, hey there, fellow mascot!&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;163&quot; end=&quot;191&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;I didn't know you was the smokin' type!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;192&quot; end=&quot;211&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(whisperingly)&lt;/em&gt; Shh! I'm not!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;212&quot; end=&quot;242&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(normally)&lt;/em&gt; But Bubs only gives me one of each kind of break.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;243&quot; end=&quot;292&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I've already used pee, coffee, and maternity leave today.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;293&quot; end=&quot;313&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And this is a white crayon.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;314&quot; end=&quot;352&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;What is up, my fellow sweat factories?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;353&quot; end=&quot;380&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Whoa, I didn't know you were working today.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;381&quot; end=&quot;408&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Yeah, it's freshman orientation.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;409&quot; end=&quot;440&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I'm in charge of orienting them freshly!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;441&quot; end=&quot;464&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(singing)&lt;/em&gt; You're gonna have to&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;465&quot; end=&quot;485&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(singing)&lt;/em&gt; share a bafroom&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;486&quot; end=&quot;505&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(singing)&lt;/em&gt; with some kid from Alabama&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;506&quot; end=&quot;523&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(singing)&lt;/em&gt; that kinda sucks.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;524&quot; end=&quot;546&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(singing)&lt;/em&gt; The financial aid office&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;547&quot; end=&quot;570&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(singing)&lt;/em&gt; is closed on Tuesdays&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;571&quot; end=&quot;583&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(singing)&lt;/em&gt; and steer clear of the&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;584&quot; end=&quot;596&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(singing)&lt;/em&gt; beef stroganoff at the&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;597&quot; end=&quot;617&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(singing)&lt;/em&gt; dining hall!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;618&quot; end=&quot;642&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(stops singing)&lt;/em&gt; C! G! N! ...U!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;651&quot; end=&quot;681&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(whispering)&lt;/em&gt; And then, and then you guys all say &quot;Me?&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;682&quot; end=&quot;712&quot; speaker=&quot;all&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(mumbling)&lt;/em&gt; No way, no way.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;713&quot; end=&quot;732&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Ah, that's good, that's good.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;733&quot; end=&quot;754&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(quietly)&lt;/em&gt; We got spirit!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;755&quot; end=&quot;778&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;At least you get college kids!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;779&quot; end=&quot;822&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I got little snot-butted kids messing with my costume all day!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;823&quot; end=&quot;910&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;I used to have that prablem, too, but now I just swallow 'em up and spit 'em out in the ball bath.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;917&quot; end=&quot;947&quot; speaker=&quot;other&quot;&gt;Mommy! Mommy! I don'- can't see!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;948&quot; end=&quot;979&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Oop! Looks like I forgot one.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;980&quot; end=&quot;1005&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;He'll be fine for at least a week.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1006&quot; end=&quot;1030&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Hey, where's Pom Pom, anyway?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1031&quot; end=&quot;1077&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Oh, P-squared's not in the union. He doesn't even get a break.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1078&quot; end=&quot;1118&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;What is wrong with you? Attract more customers!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1119&quot; end=&quot;1147&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;That gorilla's pulling his own.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1148&quot; end=&quot;1160&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;sniffing&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1161&quot; end=&quot;1191&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Man, what is that smell?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1192&quot; end=&quot;1198&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;Uh,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1199&quot; end=&quot;1261&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Homestar, we're three grown men working in mascot costumes in the dead of summer!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1262&quot; end=&quot;1287&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What &lt;em&gt;isn't&lt;/em&gt; that smell?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1288&quot; end=&quot;1336&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I can name about forty different odors emanating from this thing right now.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1337&quot; end=&quot;1373&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;There's death, rot, decay—&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1374&quot; end=&quot;1415&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Damp, moist, kimchi!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1416&quot; end=&quot;1422&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;alarm goes off&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1423&quot; end=&quot;1454&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Ah! It's time. Let's do this.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1455&quot; end=&quot;1485&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ugh, not again....&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1486&quot; end=&quot;1510&quot; speaker=&quot;theannouncer&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;That's right, ladies and gentlemen!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1511&quot; end=&quot;1584&quot; speaker=&quot;theannouncer&quot;&gt;For your between-inning unjoyment, it's the Bumbling Mascot Race Around the Field!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1585&quot; end=&quot;1691&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;Matt and Mike singing &quot;Yakety Sax&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1692&quot; end=&quot;1705&quot; speaker=&quot;matt&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot; volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;Does it end different?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1710&quot; end=&quot;1722&quot; speaker=&quot;mike&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot; volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;I dunno. Let's do it again.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1756&quot; end=&quot;1828&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Man, these mascot costumes in Strong Bad's imagination are &lt;em&gt;way&lt;/em&gt; better than the real-life ones!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1829&quot; end=&quot;1877&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Boy, I'll say!  Mine's got a minibar and air conditionin'!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1878&quot; end=&quot;1909&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;My ol' Dumple costume had air conditioning.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1910&quot; end=&quot;1960&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;It conditioned the air to think it smelled like... dead zut.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1980&quot; end=&quot;2084&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;Matt and Mike humming the theme music&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2085&quot; end=&quot;2097&quot; speaker=&quot;matt&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;humming the theme music&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2098&quot; end=&quot;2105&quot; speaker=&quot;matt&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;Go longer.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2114&quot; end=&quot;2121&quot; speaker=&quot;mike&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;humming the theme music&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2122&quot; end=&quot;2144&quot; speaker=&quot;matt&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;No, I mean you stopped longer.&lt;/line&gt;
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  <line start="23" end="68" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="69" end="138"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad sfx="yes">breathing audibly</strongbad></line>
  <line start="139" end="162" speaker="coachz">Well, hey there, fellow mascot!</line>
  <line start="163" end="191" speaker="coachz">I didn't know you was the smokin' type!</line>
  <line start="192" end="211" speaker="strongbad"><em>(whisperingly)</em> Shh! I'm not!</line>
  <line start="212" end="242" speaker="strongbad"><em>(normally)</em> But Bubs only gives me one of each kind of break.</line>
  <line start="243" end="292" speaker="strongbad">I've already used pee, coffee, and maternity leave today.</line>
  <line start="293" end="313" speaker="strongbad">And this is a white crayon.</line>
  <line start="314" end="352" speaker="homestar">What is up, my fellow sweat factories?</line>
  <line start="353" end="380" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, I didn't know you were working today.</line>
  <line start="381" end="408" speaker="homestar">Yeah, it's freshman orientation.</line>
  <line start="409" end="440" speaker="homestar">I'm in charge of orienting them freshly!</line>
  <line start="441" end="464" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> You're gonna have to</line>
  <line start="465" end="485" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> share a bafroom</line>
  <line start="486" end="505" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> with some kid from Alabama</line>
  <line start="506" end="523" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> that kinda sucks.</line>
  <line start="524" end="546" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> The financial aid office</line>
  <line start="547" end="570" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> is closed on Tuesdays</line>
  <line start="571" end="583" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> and steer clear of the</line>
  <line start="584" end="596" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> beef stroganoff at the</line>
  <line start="597" end="617" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> dining hall!</line>
  <line start="618" end="642" speaker="homestar"><em>(stops singing)</em> C! G! N! ...U!</line>
  <line start="651" end="681" speaker="homestar"><em>(whispering)</em> And then, and then you guys all say "Me?"</line>
  <line start="682" end="712" speaker="all"><em>(mumbling)</em> No way, no way.</line>
  <line start="713" end="732" speaker="homestar">Ah, that's good, that's good.</line>
  <line start="733" end="754" speaker="homestar"><em>(quietly)</em> We got spirit!</line>
  <line start="755" end="778" speaker="strongbad">At least you get college kids!</line>
  <line start="779" end="822" speaker="strongbad">I got little snot-butted kids messing with my costume all day!</line>
  <line start="823" end="910" speaker="coachz">I used to have that prablem, too, but now I just swallow 'em up and spit 'em out in the ball bath.</line>
  <line start="917" end="947" speaker="other">Mommy! Mommy! I don'- can't see!</line>
  <line start="948" end="979" speaker="coachz">Oop! Looks like I forgot one.</line>
  <line start="980" end="1005" speaker="coachz">He'll be fine for at least a week.</line>
  <line start="1006" end="1030" speaker="strongbad">Hey, where's Pom Pom, anyway?</line>
  <line start="1031" end="1077" speaker="homestar">Oh, P-squared's not in the union. He doesn't even get a break.</line>
  <line start="1078" end="1118" speaker="bubs">What is wrong with you? Attract more customers!</line>
  <line start="1119" end="1147" speaker="bubs" voiceover="yes">That gorilla's pulling his own.</line>
  <line start="1148" end="1160" speaker="homestar" sfx="yes">sniffing</line>
  <line start="1161" end="1191" speaker="homestar">Man, what is that smell?</line>
  <line start="1192" end="1198" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Uh,</line>
  <line start="1199" end="1261" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, we're three grown men working in mascot costumes in the dead of summer!</line>
  <line start="1262" end="1287" speaker="strongbad">What <em>isn't</em> that smell?</line>
  <line start="1288" end="1336" speaker="strongbad">I can name about forty different odors emanating from this thing right now.</line>
  <line start="1337" end="1373" speaker="strongbad">There's death, rot, decay—</line>
  <line start="1374" end="1415" speaker="coachz">Damp, moist, kimchi!</line>
  <line start="1416" end="1422" speaker="sfx">alarm goes off</line>
  <line start="1423" end="1454" speaker="homestar">Ah! It's time. Let's do this.</line>
  <line start="1455" end="1485" speaker="strongbad">Ugh, not again....</line>
  <line start="1486" end="1510" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="yes">That's right, ladies and gentlemen!</line>
  <line start="1511" end="1584" speaker="theannouncer">For your between-inning unjoyment, it's the Bumbling Mascot Race Around the Field!</line>
  <line start="1585" end="1691" sfx="yes">Matt and Mike singing "Yakety Sax"</line>
  <line start="1692" end="1705" speaker="matt" voiceover="yes" volume="0.9">Does it end different?</line>
  <line start="1710" end="1722" speaker="mike" voiceover="yes" volume="0.9">I dunno. Let's do it again.</line>
  <line start="1756" end="1828" speaker="homestar">Man, these mascot costumes in Strong Bad's imagination are <em>way</em> better than the real-life ones!</line>
  <line start="1829" end="1877" speaker="coachz">Boy, I'll say!  Mine's got a minibar and air conditionin'!</line>
  <line start="1878" end="1909" speaker="homestar">My ol' Dumple costume had air conditioning.</line>
  <line start="1910" end="1960" speaker="homestar">It conditioned the air to think it smelled like... dead zut.</line>
  <line start="1980" end="2084" sfx="yes" voiceover="yes">Matt and Mike humming the theme music</line>
  <line start="2085" end="2097" speaker="matt" sfx="yes" voiceover="yes">humming the theme music</line>
  <line start="2098" end="2105" speaker="matt" voiceover="yes">Go longer.</line>
  <line start="2114" end="2121" speaker="mike" sfx="yes" voiceover="yes">humming the theme music</line>
  <line start="2122" end="2144" speaker="matt" voiceover="yes">No, I mean you stopped longer.</line>
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  <line start="23" end="68" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="69" end="138"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad sfx="yes">breathing audibly</strongbad></line>
  <line start="139" end="162" speaker="coachz">Well, hey there, fellow mascot!</line>
  <line start="163" end="191" speaker="coachz">I didn't know you was the smokin' type!</line>
  <line start="192" end="211" speaker="strongbad"><em>(whisperingly)</em> Shh! I'm not!</line>
  <line start="212" end="242" speaker="strongbad"><em>(normally)</em> But Bubs only gives me one of each kind of break.</line>
  <line start="243" end="292" speaker="strongbad">I've already used pee, coffee, and maternity leave today.</line>
  <line start="293" end="313" speaker="strongbad">And this is a white crayon.</line>
  <line start="314" end="352" speaker="homestar">What is up, my fellow sweat factories?</line>
  <line start="353" end="380" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, I didn't know you were working today.</line>
  <line start="381" end="408" speaker="homestar">Yeah, it's freshman orientation.</line>
  <line start="409" end="440" speaker="homestar">I'm in charge of orienting them freshly!</line>
  <line start="441" end="464" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> You're gonna have to</line>
  <line start="465" end="485" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> share a bafroom</line>
  <line start="486" end="505" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> with some kid from Alabama</line>
  <line start="506" end="523" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> that kinda sucks.</line>
  <line start="524" end="546" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> The financial aid office</line>
  <line start="547" end="570" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> is closed on Tuesdays</line>
  <line start="571" end="583" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> and steer clear of the</line>
  <line start="584" end="596" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> beef stroganoff at the</line>
  <line start="597" end="617" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> dining hall!</line>
  <line start="618" end="642" speaker="homestar"><em>(stops singing)</em> C! G! N! ...U!</line>
  <line start="651" end="681" speaker="homestar"><em>(whispering)</em> And then, and then you guys all say "Me?"</line>
  <line start="682" end="712" speaker="all"><em>(mumbling)</em> No way, no way.</line>
  <line start="713" end="732" speaker="homestar">Ah, that's good, that's good.</line>
  <line start="733" end="754" speaker="homestar"><em>(quietly)</em> We got spirit!</line>
  <line start="755" end="778" speaker="strongbad">At least you get college kids!</line>
  <line start="779" end="822" speaker="strongbad">I got little snot-butted kids messing with my costume all day!</line>
  <line start="823" end="910" speaker="coachz">I used to have that prablem, too, but now I just swallow 'em up and spit 'em out in the ball bath.</line>
  <line start="917" end="947" speaker="other">Mommy! Mommy! I don'- can't see!</line>
  <line start="948" end="979" speaker="coachz">Oop! Looks like I forgot one.</line>
  <line start="980" end="1005" speaker="coachz">He'll be fine for at least a week.</line>
  <line start="1006" end="1030" speaker="strongbad">Hey, where's Pom Pom, anyway?</line>
  <line start="1031" end="1077" speaker="homestar">Oh, P-squared's not in the union. He doesn't even get a break.</line>
  <line start="1078" end="1118" speaker="bubs">What is wrong with you? Attract more customers!</line>
  <line start="1119" end="1147" speaker="bubs" voiceover="yes">That gorilla's pulling his own.</line>
  <line start="1148" end="1160" speaker="homestar" sfx="yes">sniffing</line>
  <line start="1161" end="1191" speaker="homestar">Man, what is that smell?</line>
  <line start="1192" end="1198" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Uh,</line>
  <line start="1199" end="1261" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, we're three grown men working in mascot costumes in the dead of summer!</line>
  <line start="1262" end="1287" speaker="strongbad">What <em>isn't</em> that smell?</line>
  <line start="1288" end="1336" speaker="strongbad">I can name about forty different odors emanating from this thing right now.</line>
  <line start="1337" end="1373" speaker="strongbad">There's death, rot, decay—</line>
  <line start="1374" end="1415" speaker="coachz">Damp, moist, kimchi!</line>
  <line start="1416" end="1422" speaker="sfx">alarm goes off</line>
  <line start="1423" end="1454" speaker="homestar">Ah! It's time. Let's do this.</line>
  <line start="1455" end="1485" speaker="strongbad">Ugh, not again....</line>
  <line start="1486" end="1510" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="yes">That's right, ladies and gentlemen!</line>
  <line start="1511" end="1584" speaker="theannouncer">For your between-inning unjoyment, it's the Bumbling Mascot Race Around the Field!</line>
  <line start="1585" end="1691" sfx="yes">Matt and Mike singing "Yakety Sax"</line>
  <line start="1692" end="1705" speaker="matt" voiceover="yes" volume="0.9">Does it end different?</line>
  <line start="1710" end="1722" speaker="mike" voiceover="yes" volume="0.9">I dunno. Let's do it again.</line>
  <line start="1756" end="1828" speaker="homestar">Man, these mascot costumes in Strong Bad's imagination are <em>way</em> better than the real-life ones!</line>
  <line start="1829" end="1877" speaker="coachz">Boy, I'll say!  Mine's got a minibar and air conditionin'!</line>
  <line start="1878" end="1909" speaker="homestar">My ol' Dumple costume had air conditioning.</line>
  <line start="1910" end="1960" speaker="homestar">It conditioned the air to think it smelled like... dead zut.</line>
  <line start="1980" end="2084" sfx="yes" voiceover="yes">Matt and Mike humming the theme music</line>
  <line start="2085" end="2097" speaker="matt" sfx="yes" voiceover="yes">humming the theme music</line>
  <line start="2098" end="2105" speaker="matt" voiceover="yes">Go longer.</line>
  <line start="2114" end="2121" speaker="mike" sfx="yes" voiceover="yes">humming the theme music</line>
  <line start="2122" end="2144" speaker="matt" voiceover="yes">No, I mean you stopped longer.</line>
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