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<!-- Marzipan's Greeting -->
&lt;transcript xml:lang=&quot;en-us&quot; file=&quot;answer3.swf&quot; width=&quot;550&quot; height=&quot;400&quot;&gt;
<line start="20" end="47" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">
&lt;!-- Marzipan's Greeting --&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;20&quot; end=&quot;47&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;
Hi, this is Marzipan.
Hi, this is Marzipan.
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;47&quot; end=&quot;95&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;
<line start="47" end="95" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">
I'm feeling very vivacious today. Please leave me a message.
I'm feeling very vivacious today. Please leave me a message.
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>
&lt;!-- Message 6 --&gt;
<!-- Message 6 -->
&lt;line start=&quot;97&quot; end=&quot;103&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;beep&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="97" end="103" sfx="yes">beep</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;104&quot; end=&quot;132&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(imitating Marzipan)&lt;/em&gt; Oh, hello, Marzipan. &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="104" end="132" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"><em>(imitating Marzipan)</em> Oh, hello, Marzipan. </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;132&quot; end=&quot;177&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Uh, this is you - Marzipan, calling yourself, &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="132" end="177" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, this is you - Marzipan, calling yourself, </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;177&quot; end=&quot;228&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;like you do all the time, because you're so stupid. &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="177" end="228" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">like you do all the time, because you're so stupid. </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;228&quot; end=&quot;279&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Uh... I just wanted to call to tell you to, uh, &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="228" end="279" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh... I just wanted to call to tell you to, uh, </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;279&quot; end=&quot;338&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;punch Homestar Runner in the face as many times as you can, &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="279" end="338" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">punch Homestar Runner in the face as many times as you can, </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;338&quot; end=&quot;374&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;um, and as hard as you can. &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="338" end="374" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">um, and as hard as you can. </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;374&quot; end=&quot;442&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Oh. And also, start calling yourself... um... &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="374" end="442" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh. And also, start calling yourself... um... </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;442&quot; end=&quot;475&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Uglypan... from now on. &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="442" end="475" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uglypan... from now on. </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;475&quot; end=&quot;527&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;That's what everybody gonna call h-you, um, uh, me. &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="475" end="527" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That's what everybody gonna call h-you, um, uh, me. </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;527&quot; end=&quot;575&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Okay, I'm a see you tonight - because I'm you!&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="527" end="575" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, I'm a see you tonight - because I'm you!</line>
&lt;!-- Message 5 --&gt;
<!-- Message 5 -->
&lt;line start=&quot;577&quot; end=&quot;582&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;beep&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="577" end="582" sfx="yes">beep</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;584&quot; end=&quot;605&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Hello, Marzipan, it's Bubs!&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="584" end="605" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Hello, Marzipan, it's Bubs!</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;605&quot; end=&quot;652&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Uh, I was just calling to see if maybe you wanted to, uh... &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="605" end="652" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, I was just calling to see if maybe you wanted to, uh... </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;652&quot; end=&quot;699&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;you know, maybe get together sometime, uh, grab a bite to eat or somethin'. &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="652" end="699" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">you know, maybe get together sometime, uh, grab a bite to eat or somethin'. </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;699&quot; end=&quot;732&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Or maybe just come on down to the Concession Stand. &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="699" end="732" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Or maybe just come on down to the Concession Stand. </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;732&quot; end=&quot;760&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I could give you a snow cone, uh... &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="732" end="760" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">I could give you a snow cone, uh... </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;760&quot; end=&quot;814&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;uh, you know, just nothin' formal, just, uh, two friends getting together, you know. &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="760" end="814" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">uh, you know, just nothin' formal, just, uh, two friends getting together, you know. </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;814&quot; end=&quot;875&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Anyways, uh, it gets kind of lonely back here behind the Concession Stand, so...&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="814" end="875" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Anyways, uh, it gets kind of lonely back here behind the Concession Stand, so...</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;875&quot; end=&quot;921&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;uh, give me a call back, maybe we can, uh, set somethin' up, okay! &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="875" end="921" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">uh, give me a call back, maybe we can, uh, set somethin' up, okay! </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;921&quot; end=&quot;985&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Uh, no need to mention this to Homestar or anything, no reason, but, uh, alright I'll talk to ya later.&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="921" end="985" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, no need to mention this to Homestar or anything, no reason, but, uh, alright I'll talk to ya later.</line>
&lt;!-- Message 4 --&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;991&quot; end=&quot;996&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;beep&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="991" end="996" sfx="yes">beep</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;998&quot; end=&quot;1014&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Oh, hey, Marzipan! &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="998" end="1014" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, hey, Marzipan! </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1014&quot; end=&quot;1068&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;It's Homestar, and um... did Bubs try to call you? &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="1014" end="1068" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">It's Homestar, and um... did Bubs try to call you? </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1068&quot; end=&quot;1125&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Because, he was asking me for your phone number, and, like acting all weird, &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="1068" end="1125" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Because, he was asking me for your phone number, and, like acting all weird, </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1125&quot; end=&quot;1189&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;and asking me all these questions about you, like if you've got an open mind and stuff. &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="1125" end="1189" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">and asking me all these questions about you, like if you've got an open mind and stuff. </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1189&quot; end=&quot;1216&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And I don't know what it was about, I mean, &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="1189" end="1216" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And I don't know what it was about, I mean, </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1216&quot; end=&quot;1274&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;maybe he just wants you to sell those fundraiser candy bars for him again, I don't know. &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="1216" end="1274" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">maybe he just wants you to sell those fundraiser candy bars for him again, I don't know. </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1274&quot; end=&quot;1320&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;But, anyways, he's probably gonna call you. Okay, bye.&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="1274" end="1320" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">But, anyways, he's probably gonna call you. Okay, bye.</line>
&lt;!-- Message 3 --&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;1327&quot; end=&quot;1332&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;beep&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="1327" end="1332" sfx="yes">beep</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1338&quot; end=&quot;1387&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Hey, there, Marzipan.  It's, uh, it's Coach Z here. &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="1338" end="1387" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, there, Marzipan.  It's, uh, it's Coach Z here. </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1387&quot; end=&quot;1423&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Just callin' to see what's up. &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="1387" end="1423" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Just callin' to see what's up. </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1423&quot; end=&quot;1485&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I just wonderin' if maybe you needed somebody to go get donuts with sometime, &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="1423" end="1485" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">I just wonderin' if maybe you needed somebody to go get donuts with sometime, </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1485&quot; end=&quot;1543&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;'cause you know, I, uh... I don't see Homestar... gettin' any donuts, &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="1485" end="1543" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">'cause you know, I, uh... I don't see Homestar... gettin' any donuts, </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1543&quot; end=&quot;1597&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;so maybe, you know, you need somebody else to go get donuts with, there, and,&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="1543" end="1597" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">so maybe, you know, you need somebody else to go get donuts with, there, and,</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1597&quot; end=&quot;1650&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I'm your man.  Uh, so give me a call there if you want to. &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="1597" end="1650" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">I'm your man.  Uh, so give me a call there if you want to. </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1650&quot; end=&quot;1680&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Uh, we'll go and have donuts. &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="1650" end="1680" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, we'll go and have donuts. </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1680&quot; end=&quot;1734&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Okay, uh, no reason to, uh, mention this to Homestar, you know... &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="1680" end="1734" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, uh, no reason to, uh, mention this to Homestar, you know... </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1734&quot; end=&quot;1792&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;uh, just you and me goin' to get donuts! Okay, then. Good day!&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="1734" end="1792" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">uh, just you and me goin' to get donuts! Okay, then. Good day!</line>
&lt;!-- Message 2 --&gt;
<!-- Message 2 -->
&lt;line start=&quot;1800&quot; end=&quot;1805&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;beep&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="1800" end="1805" sfx="yes">beep</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1807&quot; end=&quot;1864&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Okay, okay, okay. Marzipan, this is really weird! &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="1807" end="1864" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, okay, okay. Marzipan, this is really weird! </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1864&quot; end=&quot;1938&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Coach Z just asked for your number, um, so I guess he's probably gonna call you, too. &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="1864" end="1938" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Coach Z just asked for your number, um, so I guess he's probably gonna call you, too. </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1938&quot; end=&quot;2004&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I don't know what's going on, but um... are you still my girlfriend? &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="1938" end="2004" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">I don't know what's going on, but um... are you still my girlfriend? </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;2004&quot; end=&quot;2041&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Press 1 for yes, or 2 for no. &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="2004" end="2041" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Press 1 for yes, or 2 for no. </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;2041&quot; end=&quot;2063&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Oh, wait... you're not on the phone.  &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="2041" end="2063" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, wait... you're not on the phone.  </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;2063&quot; end=&quot;2132&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Um, okay, then call me back later and say 1 for yes, or 2 for no. &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="2063" end="2132" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Um, okay, then call me back later and say 1 for yes, or 2 for no. </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;2132&quot; end=&quot;2158&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Or, or just say yes or no. &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="2132" end="2158" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Or, or just say yes or no. </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;2158&quot; end=&quot;2174&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Okay, bye!&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="2158" end="2174" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, bye!</line>
&lt;!-- Message 1 --&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;2181&quot; end=&quot;2186&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;beep&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="2181" end="2186" sfx="yes">beep</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;2186&quot; end=&quot;2224&quot; speaker=&quot;strongmad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;MARRY MEEE. &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="2186" end="2224" speaker="strongmad" voiceover="voiceover">MARRY MEEE. </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;2224&quot; end=&quot;2273&quot; speaker=&quot;strongmad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;MARRY MEEEE! &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="2224" end="2273" speaker="strongmad" voiceover="voiceover">MARRY MEEEE! </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;2273&quot; end=&quot;2328&quot; speaker=&quot;strongmad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;MARRY MEEEEE! &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="2273" end="2328" speaker="strongmad" voiceover="voiceover">MARRY MEEEEE! </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;2328&quot; end=&quot;2400&quot; speaker=&quot;strongmad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;MARRY MEEEEEEE!! &lt;/line&gt;
<line start="2328" end="2400" speaker="strongmad" voiceover="voiceover">MARRY MEEEEEEE!! </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;2401&quot; end=&quot;2406&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;beep&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="2401" end="2406" sfx="yes">beep</line>
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<line start="20" end="47" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">
Hi, this is Marzipan.
</line>
<line start="47" end="95" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">
I'm feeling very vivacious today. Please leave me a message.
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<line start="97" end="103" sfx="yes">beep</line>
<line start="104" end="132" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"><em>(imitating Marzipan)</em> Oh, hello, Marzipan. </line>
<line start="132" end="177" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, this is you - Marzipan, calling yourself, </line>
<line start="177" end="228" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">like you do all the time, because you're so stupid. </line>
<line start="228" end="279" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh... I just wanted to call to tell you to, uh, </line>
<line start="279" end="338" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">punch Homestar Runner in the face as many times as you can, </line>
<line start="338" end="374" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">um, and as hard as you can. </line>
<line start="374" end="442" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh. And also, start calling yourself... um... </line>
<line start="442" end="475" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uglypan... from now on. </line>
<line start="475" end="527" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That's what everybody gonna call h-you, um, uh, me. </line>
<line start="527" end="575" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, I'm a see you tonight - because I'm you!</line>
<!-- Message 5 -->
<line start="577" end="582" sfx="yes">beep</line>
<line start="584" end="605" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Hello, Marzipan, it's Bubs!</line>
<line start="605" end="652" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, I was just calling to see if maybe you wanted to, uh... </line>
<line start="652" end="699" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">you know, maybe get together sometime, uh, grab a bite to eat or somethin'. </line>
<line start="699" end="732" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Or maybe just come on down to the Concession Stand. </line>
<line start="732" end="760" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">I could give you a snow cone, uh... </line>
<line start="760" end="814" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">uh, you know, just nothin' formal, just, uh, two friends getting together, you know. </line>
<line start="814" end="875" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Anyways, uh, it gets kind of lonely back here behind the Concession Stand, so...</line>
<line start="875" end="921" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">uh, give me a call back, maybe we can, uh, set somethin' up, okay! </line>
<line start="921" end="985" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, no need to mention this to Homestar or anything, no reason, but, uh, alright I'll talk to ya later.</line>
<!-- Message 4 -->
<line start="991" end="996" sfx="yes">beep</line>
<line start="998" end="1014" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, hey, Marzipan! </line>
<line start="1014" end="1068" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">It's Homestar, and um... did Bubs try to call you? </line>
<line start="1068" end="1125" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Because, he was asking me for your phone number, and, like acting all weird, </line>
<line start="1125" end="1189" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">and asking me all these questions about you, like if you've got an open mind and stuff. </line>
<line start="1189" end="1216" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And I don't know what it was about, I mean, </line>
<line start="1216" end="1274" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">maybe he just wants you to sell those fundraiser candy bars for him again, I don't know. </line>
<line start="1274" end="1320" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">But, anyways, he's probably gonna call you. Okay, bye.</line>
<!-- Message 3 -->
<line start="1327" end="1332" sfx="yes">beep</line>
<line start="1338" end="1387" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, there, Marzipan.  It's, uh, it's Coach Z here. </line>
<line start="1387" end="1423" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Just callin' to see what's up. </line>
<line start="1423" end="1485" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">I just wonderin' if maybe you needed somebody to go get donuts with sometime, </line>
<line start="1485" end="1543" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">'cause you know, I, uh... I don't see Homestar... gettin' any donuts, </line>
<line start="1543" end="1597" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">so maybe, you know, you need somebody else to go get donuts with, there, and,</line>
<line start="1597" end="1650" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">I'm your man.  Uh, so give me a call there if you want to. </line>
<line start="1650" end="1680" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, we'll go and have donuts. </line>
<line start="1680" end="1734" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, uh, no reason to, uh, mention this to Homestar, you know... </line>
<line start="1734" end="1792" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">uh, just you and me goin' to get donuts! Okay, then. Good day!</line>
<!-- Message 2 -->
<line start="1800" end="1805" sfx="yes">beep</line>
<line start="1807" end="1864" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, okay, okay. Marzipan, this is really weird! </line>
<line start="1864" end="1938" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Coach Z just asked for your number, um, so I guess he's probably gonna call you, too. </line>
<line start="1938" end="2004" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">I don't know what's going on, but um... are you still my girlfriend? </line>
<line start="2004" end="2041" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Press 1 for yes, or 2 for no. </line>
<line start="2041" end="2063" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, wait... you're not on the phone.  </line>
<line start="2063" end="2132" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Um, okay, then call me back later and say 1 for yes, or 2 for no. </line>
<line start="2132" end="2158" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Or, or just say yes or no. </line>
<line start="2158" end="2174" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, bye!</line>
<!-- Message 1 -->
<line start="2181" end="2186" sfx="yes">beep</line>
<line start="2186" end="2224" speaker="strongmad" voiceover="voiceover">MARRY MEEE. </line>
<line start="2224" end="2273" speaker="strongmad" voiceover="voiceover">MARRY MEEEE! </line>
<line start="2273" end="2328" speaker="strongmad" voiceover="voiceover">MARRY MEEEEE! </line>
<line start="2328" end="2400" speaker="strongmad" voiceover="voiceover">MARRY MEEEEEEE!! </line>
<line start="2401" end="2406" sfx="yes">beep</line>
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