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''Marzipan's Stalker Spray''


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Strong Sad invites Marzipan over to watch a DVD. Meanwhile, Strong Bad attempts to teach Homestar the fine art of prank calling.
Strong Sad invites Marzipan over to watch a DVD. Meanwhile, Strong Bad attempts to teach Homestar the fine art of prank calling.


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'''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine
'''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine


'''DVD:''' [[Everything Else, Volume 1]]
'''DVD:'''[[Everything Else, Volume 1]]
 
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<span id="contents"></span>
== Transcript ==
== Contents ==


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=== Marzipan's Greeting ===
* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
** [#Marzipan.27s_Greeting 1.1 Marzipan's Greeting]
** [#Message_6 1.2 Message 6]
** [#Message_5 1.3 Message 5]
** [#Message_4 1.4 Message 4]
** [#Message_3 1.5 Message 3]
** [#Message_2 1.6 Message 2]
** [#Message_1 1.7 Message 1]
* [#Easter_Eggs 2 Easter Eggs]
* [#Fun_Facts 3 Fun Facts]
** [#Remarks 3.1 Remarks]
** [#Inside_References 3.2 Inside References]
** [#Real-World_References 3.3 Real-World References]
** [#Fast_Forward 3.4 Fast Forward]
* [#External_Links 4 External Links]
 
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<span id="transcript"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span> ==
 
<span id="marzipans-greeting"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Marzipan's Greeting </span> ===


'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi guys! Leave me a message, and I'll leave you with an abstract thought. Is a penguin a bird or a duck?
'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi guys! Leave me a message, and I'll leave you with an abstract thought. Is a penguin a bird or a duck?


<span id="message-6"></span>
=== Message 6 ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 6 </span> ===


'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey Marzipan, it's Strong Sad, um... I just rented the ''V.I. Warshawski'' DVD. Thought maybe you'd wanna come over and check it out with me, uh... says here it's got deleted scenes... director commentary... interactive menus... ''{Marzipan walks past and leaves her keys and [[Stalker Spray]] by the machine}'' scene selection... widescreen mode... uh, running time... that sounds pretty de-luxe. I know it's one of your favorites so when you get this, gimme a call and, uh, we'll do it up right!
'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey Marzipan, it's Strong Sad, um... I just rented the ''V.I. Warshawski'' DVD. Thought maybe you'd wanna come over and check it out with me, uh... says here it's got deleted scenes... director commentary... interactive menus... ''{Marzipan walks past and leaves her keys and [[Stalker Spray]] by the machine}'' scene selection... widescreen mode... uh, running time... that sounds pretty de-luxe. I know it's one of your favorites so when you get this, gimme a call and, uh, we'll do it up right!


<span id="message-5"></span>
=== Message 5 ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 5 </span> ===


'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{lowered voice}'' (Okay, so what am I doing here?)
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{lowered voice}'' (Okay, so what am I doing here?)
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitates buzzer noise}'' Wrong! Hang up and start over. ''{Hangs up}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitates buzzer noise}'' Wrong! Hang up and start over. ''{Hangs up}''


<span id="message-4"></span>
=== Message 4 ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 4 </span> ===


'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello Marzipan! (Okay, what I'm supposed to do now?)
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello Marzipan! (Okay, what I'm supposed to do now?)
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitates buzzer noise again}'' ''{Hangs up}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitates buzzer noise again}'' ''{Hangs up}''


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=== Message 3 ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 3 </span> ===


'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello, Marzipan, this is Strong Bad.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello, Marzipan, this is Strong Bad.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitates louder, slightly higher pitched buzzer noise}'' ''{Hangs up}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitates louder, slightly higher pitched buzzer noise}'' ''{Hangs up}''


<span id="message-2"></span>
=== Message 2 ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 2 </span> ===


'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello, Marzipan, this is... Sugar-face. (Okay, now what?)
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello, Marzipan, this is... Sugar-face. (Okay, now what?)
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh well. It's still the second-best five hundred bucks I ever spent!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh well. It's still the second-best five hundred bucks I ever spent!


<span id="message-1"></span>
=== Message 1 ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 1 </span> ===


'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{sounding more depressed than usual}'' Hey Marzipan, it's Strong Sad again, um... I haven't been honest with you... I don't really have the ''V.I. Warshawski'' DVD. ''{Marzipan walks up to the machine.}'' I just went to the video store and copied down the features from the back of the DVD box. ''{Marzipan grabs her keys and heads out}'' I just wanted an excuse to call you, and... oh geez. Strong Bad's right. I'm a waste of space.
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{sounding more depressed than usual}'' Hey Marzipan, it's Strong Sad again, um... I haven't been honest with you... I don't really have the ''V.I. Warshawski'' DVD. ''{Marzipan walks up to the machine.}'' I just went to the video store and copied down the features from the back of the DVD box. ''{Marzipan grabs her keys and heads out}'' I just wanted an excuse to call you, and... oh geez. Strong Bad's right. I'm a waste of space.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In the background}'' I said you were a waste of FAT space!
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In the background}'' I said you were a waste of FAT space!


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== Easter Eggs ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Easter Eggs </span> ==


* After the final message, press the number display to get a familiar message.
* After the final message, press the number display to get a familiar message.
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* After the final message, press the tape deck for a message from Marzipan's credit card company. Mr. Ron Dardman calls about some unforeseen expenditures.
* After the final message, press the tape deck for a message from Marzipan's credit card company. Mr. Ron Dardman calls about some unforeseen expenditures.


'''RON DARDMAN:''' ''{rewind sound is heard, then Ron starts speaking}'' Hello there, Marzipan. My name is Ron...D-Dardman, from your credit card company. We're just calling to confirm a $500 charge for one of them race car beds. What made us suspicious is when it was signed for, in lieu of an actual signature, someone drew some kind of little underbite man with a beanie cap on. So if you could just give us a call back and confirm this is a valid charge, we'll be all... fine.
'''RON DARDMAN:''' ''{rewind sound is heard, then Ron starts speaking}'' Hello there, Marzipan. My name is Ron...D-Dardman, from your credit card company. We're just calling to confirm a $500 charge for one of them race car beds. What made us suspicious is when it was signed for, in lieu of an actual signature, someone drew some kind of little underbite man with a beanie cap on. So if you could just give us a call back and confirm this is a valid charge, we'll be all... fine.


<span id="fun-facts"></span>
== Fun Facts ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span> ==


<span id="remarks"></span>
=== Remarks ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Remarks</span> ===


* Marzipan's keys are identical (though they are different colors).
* Marzipan's keys are identical (though they are different colors).
* In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], Strong Sad hopes Marzipan will arrive and pick up the phone while he is speaking. Here, Marzipan does arrive while he is speaking, but doesn't pick up the phone.
* In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], Strong Sad hopes Marzipan will arrive and pick up the phone while he is speaking. Here, Marzipan does arrive while he is speaking, but doesn't pick up the phone.


<span id="inside-references"></span>
=== Inside References ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Inside References</span> ===


* Marzipan's outgoing message asks, &quot;Is a [[Penguins|penguin]] a [[Birds|bird]] or a [[Ducks|duck]]?&quot;
* Marzipan's outgoing message asks, "Is a [[Penguins|penguin]] a [[Birds|bird]] or a [[Ducks|duck]]?"
* Homestar creates one of the [[Names ending in -face|names ending in -face]], mentions [[Best/Worst X bucks I ever spent|best/worst bucks ever spent]], and commits [[Credit Card Fraud|credit card fraud]].
* Homestar creates one of the [[Names ending in -face|names ending in -face]], mentions [[Best/Worst X bucks I ever spent|best/worst bucks ever spent]], and commits [[Credit Card Fraud|credit card fraud]].
* &quot;YOUR PHONE A SPLODE&quot; is a reference to [[StrongBadZone]] from the [[video games]] email, in which a 3D vector version of Strong Bad's head proclaims, &quot;YOUR HEAD [[A Splode|A SPLODE]].&quot;
* "YOUR PHONE A SPLODE" is a reference to [[StrongBadZone]] from the [[video games]] email, in which a 3D vector version of Strong Bad's head proclaims, "YOUR HEAD [[A Splode|A SPLODE]]."
** It also harkens back to [[personal favorites]] when Strong Bad left Marzipan a prank call and her [[Answering Machine|answering machine]] exploded.
** It also harkens back to [[personal favorites]] when Strong Bad left Marzipan a prank call and her [[Answering Machine|answering machine]] exploded.
* Both Strong Bad and Strong Sad mention Strong Sad being a [[Waste of X|waste of space/fat space]].
* Both Strong Bad and Strong Sad mention Strong Sad being a [[Waste of X|waste of space/fat space]].


<span id="real-world-references"></span>
=== Real-World References ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Real-World References</span> ===


* Strong Sad refers to [[V.I. Warshawski (film)|V.I. Warshawski]], a 1991 film based on the series of detective novels by [[Sara Paretsky]] about private investigator V.I. Warshawski.
* Strong Sad refers to [[V.I. Warshawski (film)|''V.I. Warshawski'']], a 1991 film based on the series of detective novels by [[Sara Paretsky]] about private investigator V.I. Warshawski.
* The &quot;[[Interactive Menus|interactive menus]]&quot; is a clear reference to cut rate DVDs. While most DVDs offer additional features like director commentaries and &quot;Making Of&quot; featurettes, cheap DVDs and DVDs of movies that didn't make enough money to make such featurettes have to get by with advertising interactive menus as a bonus feature.
* The "[[Interactive Menus|interactive menus]]" is a clear reference to cut rate DVDs. While most DVDs offer additional features like director commentaries and "Making Of" featurettes, cheap DVDs and DVDs of movies that didn't make enough money to make such featurettes have to get by with advertising interactive menus as a bonus feature.
* Homestar buying a $500 race car bed is a reference to the [[Friends]] episode &quot;The One With the Race Car Bed&quot;, where Monica accidentally buys a race car bed for said amount.
* Homestar buying a $500 race car bed is a reference to the [[Friends]] episode "The One With the Race Car Bed", where Monica accidentally buys a race car bed for said amount.
* Homestar says &quot;I'm [[Batman]].&quot;
* Homestar says "I'm [[Batman]]."


<span id="fast-forward"></span>
=== Fast Forward ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Fast Forward</span> ===


* Interactive menus are also referenced in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] and the back covers of [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] and [[strongbad email.exe Disc Five]].
* Interactive menus are also referenced in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] and the back covers of [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] and [[strongbad email.exe Disc Five]].
* As seen in an Easter egg, Homestar also requests a race car bed at &quot;BUBS' MOTOR LODGE&quot; (using the name &quot;Mr. Dee Williams&quot;) in the Strong Bad Email [[secret identity]].
* As seen in an Easter egg, Homestar also requests a race car bed at "BUBS' MOTOR LODGE" (using the name "Mr. Dee Williams") in the Strong Bad Email [[secret identity]].
* In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]], Strong Bad actually ''would'' choose to end a prank call in a song.
* In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]], Strong Bad actually ''would'' choose to end a prank call in a song.
* V. I. Warshawski was later mentioned in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]].
* V. I. Warshawski was later mentioned in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]].


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Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

Marzipan's Answering Machine #10 watch · ← Version 9.2 · Version 11.2 →

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Marzipan's Stalker Spray

Strong Sad invites Marzipan over to watch a DVD. Meanwhile, Strong Bad attempts to teach Homestar the fine art of prank calling.

Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Vector Strong Bad (Easter egg), Ron Dardman (Easter egg)

Places: Marzipan's House

Date: Monday, March 8, 2004

Running Time: 2:39

Page Title: Marzipan's Answering Machine

DVD:Everything Else, Volume 1

Transcript

Marzipan's Greeting

MARZIPAN: Hi guys! Leave me a message, and I'll leave you with an abstract thought. Is a penguin a bird or a duck?

Message 6

STRONG SAD: Hey Marzipan, it's Strong Sad, um... I just rented the V.I. Warshawski DVD. Thought maybe you'd wanna come over and check it out with me, uh... says here it's got deleted scenes... director commentary... interactive menus... {Marzipan walks past and leaves her keys and Stalker Spray by the machine} scene selection... widescreen mode... uh, running time... that sounds pretty de-luxe. I know it's one of your favorites so when you get this, gimme a call and, uh, we'll do it up right!

Message 5

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {lowered voice} (Okay, so what am I doing here?)

STRONG BAD: (Step one is to greet the recipient of the prank call.)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: (Okay, okay, I got it.) Ahem. Hey Pom Pom!

STRONG BAD: {imitates buzzer noise} Wrong! Hang up and start over. {Hangs up}

Message 4

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hello Marzipan! (Okay, what I'm supposed to do now?)

STRONG BAD: (Step two is where you reveal your fake identity to the prankee.)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: (Oh, I'm Batman.)

STRONG BAD: (What, n—! Just make up a name!)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: (Okay, okay!) Hey Marzipan, this is Homestar.

STRONG BAD: {imitates buzzer noise again} {Hangs up}

Message 3

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hello, Marzipan, this is Strong Bad.

STRONG BAD: {imitates louder, slightly higher pitched buzzer noise} {Hangs up}

Message 2

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hello, Marzipan, this is... Sugar-face. (Okay, now what?)

STRONG BAD: (Well, step three is to continue the prank in a direction determined by your identity, but, uh, you're on your own with Sugar-face.)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: (Okay.) I am a pretend guy that... comes around... and... {singing} gets run over by a lawnmower blade!

STRONG BAD: What?!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I chose to end in song!

STRONG BAD: Oh boy... remember how I said this is a six-week course?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, I'm excited!

STRONG BAD: Yeah, it turns out it's canceled.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aw man!

STRONG BAD: Yeah, it's a shame.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh well. It's still the second-best five hundred bucks I ever spent!

Message 1

STRONG SAD: {sounding more depressed than usual} Hey Marzipan, it's Strong Sad again, um... I haven't been honest with you... I don't really have the V.I. Warshawski DVD. {Marzipan walks up to the machine.} I just went to the video store and copied down the features from the back of the DVD box. {Marzipan grabs her keys and heads out} I just wanted an excuse to call you, and... oh geez. Strong Bad's right. I'm a waste of space.

STRONG BAD: {In the background} I said you were a waste of FAT space!

Easter Eggs

  • After the final message, press the number display to get a familiar message.

VECTOR STRONG BAD: YOUR PHONE A SPLODE! {The text scrolls across the display}

  • After the final message, press the tape deck for a message from Marzipan's credit card company. Mr. Ron Dardman calls about some unforeseen expenditures.

RON DARDMAN: {rewind sound is heard, then Ron starts speaking} Hello there, Marzipan. My name is Ron...D-Dardman, from your credit card company. We're just calling to confirm a $500 charge for one of them race car beds. What made us suspicious is when it was signed for, in lieu of an actual signature, someone drew some kind of little underbite man with a beanie cap on. So if you could just give us a call back and confirm this is a valid charge, we'll be all... fine.

Fun Facts

Remarks

  • Marzipan's keys are identical (though they are different colors).
  • In Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0, Strong Sad hopes Marzipan will arrive and pick up the phone while he is speaking. Here, Marzipan does arrive while he is speaking, but doesn't pick up the phone.

Inside References

Real-World References

  • Strong Sad refers to V.I. Warshawski, a 1991 film based on the series of detective novels by Sara Paretsky about private investigator V.I. Warshawski.
  • The "interactive menus" is a clear reference to cut rate DVDs. While most DVDs offer additional features like director commentaries and "Making Of" featurettes, cheap DVDs and DVDs of movies that didn't make enough money to make such featurettes have to get by with advertising interactive menus as a bonus feature.
  • Homestar buying a $500 race car bed is a reference to the Friends episode "The One With the Race Car Bed", where Monica accidentally buys a race car bed for said amount.
  • Homestar says "I'm Batman."

Fast Forward

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