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''Cloits and Dloits!!?!''


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'''The Cloitsterizer''' is a piece of wooden [[Cheese|cheese]] on a string. For a limited time, it was offered with the [[Ab-Abber 2000]] for free. It can apparently maximize one's [[Made-Up Body Parts|cloits and dloits]] with the ease of a thousandaire. [[Strong Bad]] sold it at his [[garage sale]] with the tag "Great for [[Graw Mad]]!"
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'''The Cloitsterizer''' is a piece of wooden [[Cheese|cheese]] on a string. For a limited time, it was offered with the [[Ab-Abber 2000]] for free. It can apparently maximize one's [[Made-Up Body Parts|cloits and dloits]] with the ease of a thousandaire. [[Strong Bad]] sold it at his [[garage sale]] with the tag &quot;Great for [[Graw Mad]]!&quot;


The Cloitsterizer is based on a real item; [[The Brothers Chaps]] saw a kid dragging one around in a thrift store in New York City, as stated in the [[suntan|suntan DVD commentary]].
The Cloitsterizer is based on a real item; [[The Brothers Chaps]] saw a kid dragging one around in a thrift store in New York City, as stated in the [[suntan|suntan DVD commentary]].


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* '''Debut:''' Email [[suntan]]
* '''Debut:''' Email [[suntan]]
* Email [[garage sale]]
* Email [[garage sale]]
* [[Sketchbook (video)|Sketchbook]]
* [[Sketchbook (video)|Sketchbook]]
 
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Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

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Cloits and Dloits!!?!

The Cloitsterizer is a piece of wooden cheese on a string. For a limited time, it was offered with the Ab-Abber 2000 for free. It can apparently maximize one's cloits and dloits with the ease of a thousandaire. Strong Bad sold it at his garage sale with the tag "Great for Graw Mad!"

The Cloitsterizer is based on a real item; The Brothers Chaps saw a kid dragging one around in a thrift store in New York City, as stated in the suntan DVD commentary.

Appearances

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