Work in progress — This wiki is an active migration / mirror of Homestar Runner Wiki and is not finished yet. Account registration and public editing are turned off until the migration is further along. For status updates, see the migration thread on the forums.

Subtitles sbemail182/en: Difference between revisions

From HR Wiki Twice
Jump to navigationJump to search

imported>HRWikiMirrorBot

imported>HRWikiMirrorBot
Imported from hrwiki.org via Wayback Machine (HTML→wikitext)
 
imported>HRWikiMirrorBot
Reimported from hrwiki.org Wayback HTML→wikitext (full reconvert)
 
Line 1: Line 1:
<!-- Mirrored from Homestar Runner Wiki (hrwiki.org) via Wayback Machine; HTML converted to wikitext. Formatting may be imperfect. -->
<!-- Mirrored from Homestar Runner Wiki (hrwiki.org) via Wayback Machine -->
{| class="wikitable" align="center" style="background-color: #f1f1de; width: 100%; border: 2px solid #996; padding: 5px; text-align:center;"
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
|-
| [[File:Subtitles Project Logo.png|[[File:Subtitles_Project_Logo.png|80px|thumb|Subtitles logo]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/41/Subtitles_Project_Logo.png/80px-Subtitles_Project_Logo.png'''WM0'''
<div class="hovul" style="font-size:90%;line-height:135%;margin-top:6px">
|
 
'''These are the [[English language|English]] subtitles for [[business trip]].''' [https://homestarrunner.com/sbemail182.html watch this toon]
'''[[HRWiki:Subtitles|HRWikiSubtitlesProject]]'''
To watch the toon with subtitles, we recommend that you install either the '''[[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|All-In-One Greasemonkey script]]''' for Firefox or the '''[https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/homestar-all-in-one/ekecfcebbojjfaiendgjgcadampmppdb Homestar All-In-One extension]''' for Chrome.<br />It will give you the option to automatically display subtitles when you view toons on [https://homestarrunner.com/ homestarrunner.com] and those mirrored locally. Alternatively, you may use our [http://subtitles.hrwiki.org/sbemail182/en local viewer].
 
</div>
| '''These are the [[English language|English]] subtitles for [[business trip]].''' <span class="hovul" style="font-size:smaller;background:#EEE;border:1px #999 solid;padding:2px;margin-left:6px;white-space:nowrap">[https://homestarrunner.com/sbemail182.html watch this toon]</span>
<div style="font-size:90%">
 
To watch the toon with subtitles, we recommend that you install either the '''[[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|All-In-One Greasemonkey script]]''' for Firefox or the '''[https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/homestar-all-in-one/ekecfcebbojjfaiendgjgcadampmppdb Homestar All-In-One extension]''' for Chrome.<br />
It will give you the option to automatically display subtitles when you view toons on [https://homestarrunner.com/ homestarrunner.com] and those mirrored locally. Alternatively, you may use our [http://subtitles.hrwiki.org/sbemail182/en local viewer].
 
</div>
|}
|}


<div class="hovul" style="font-size:70%; text-align:right;">
'''en''' 
 
[[Subtitles:sbemail182/de|de]] 
'''en'''  [[Subtitles:sbemail182/de|de]]  [[Subtitles:sbemail182/he|he]]  [[Subtitles:sbemail182/es|es]]  [[Subtitles:sbemail182/fr|fr]]  [[Subtitles:sbemail182/nl|nl]]  [[Subtitles:sbemail182/fi|fi]]  [[Subtitles:sbemail182/pl|pl]]  [[Subtitles:sbemail182/pt-br|pt-br]]  [[Subtitles:sbemail182/tr|tr]]
[[Subtitles:sbemail182/he|he]] 
 
[[Subtitles:sbemail182/es|es]] 
</div>
[[Subtitles:sbemail182/fr|fr]] 
<pre>&lt;?xml version=&quot;1.0&quot; encoding=&quot;utf-8&quot;?&gt;
[[Subtitles:sbemail182/nl|nl]] 
&lt;transcript xml:lang=&quot;en-us&quot; file=&quot;sbemail182.swf&quot; width=&quot;550&quot; height=&quot;400&quot;&gt;
[[Subtitles:sbemail182/fi|fi]] 
  &lt;line start=&quot;17&quot; end=&quot;80&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;When I was sixteen I sold all my emails and hit the road.&lt;/line&gt;
[[Subtitles:sbemail182/pl|pl]] 
  &lt;line start=&quot;81&quot; end=&quot;147&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Have you ever made a sbmail about a business trip or something serious? Think about it.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
[[Subtitles:sbemail182/pt-br|pt-br]] 
  &lt;line start=&quot;148&quot; end=&quot;178&quot;&gt;
[[Subtitles:sbemail182/tr|tr]]
  &lt;strongbad&gt;&quot;Roxy, V-A.&quot;&lt;/strongbad&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;turntable scratching&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;179&quot; end=&quot;226&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I think we should &lt;i&gt;seriously&lt;/i&gt; talk about your name, Roxy.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;227&quot; end=&quot;312&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I'm afraid your career choices may be limited to a Limozeen groupie or maybe an American Gladiator.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;313&quot; end=&quot;355&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Something involving you wearing scantily clothes.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;356&quot; end=&quot;408&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You don't meet too many Professors of Women Studies named Roxy.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;409&quot; end=&quot;474&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;As for business trips, The Cheat and I are being sent to a conference in a just a few seconds here.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;475&quot; end=&quot;498&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;The Cheat, you ready to ro'?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;499&quot; end=&quot;515&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Sure am, Sam!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;516&quot; end=&quot;539&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Hey, you're not The Cheat.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;540&quot; end=&quot;622&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Nah, not any more. The Cheat got promoted to Junior Executive Of Not Having To Go On Pointless Business Trips.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;623&quot; end=&quot;660&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What! I've been trying to get that job for years.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;661&quot; end=&quot;687&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;So, it's just going to be me and you.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;688&quot; end=&quot;743&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Sleepin' out under the stars. Roasting some &lt;i&gt;marshmallows&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;744&quot; end=&quot;795&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Homestar, this is a &lt;i&gt;business&lt;/i&gt; trip, not a camping trip.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;796&quot; end=&quot;853&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Oh. Oh, I see. I guess I shouldn't have brought these, then.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;868&quot; end=&quot;912&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;All right, Homestar. We got to start talking loudly about our business trip,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;913&quot; end=&quot;953&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;so everyone around us knows we're on a business trip.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;954&quot; end=&quot;1032&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Uh, continental breakfast? More like, in-continental blech-fast!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1033&quot; end=&quot;1075&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Yeah, seal the deal! Seal the deal!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1076&quot; end=&quot;1103&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Homestar, what are those jangles?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1104&quot; end=&quot;1167&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Oh, airport security. You know how it is these days. Roll my eyes.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1168&quot; end=&quot;1251&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Well, hurry up. We've got to get there before the keynote starts so we can ditch out five minutes after the keynote starts.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1258&quot; end=&quot;1356&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Welcome to Reducing Your Business's Carbon Footprint Is Not A Matter of Buying Everyone Smaller Shoes.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1357&quot; end=&quot;1384&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Please allow me to begin.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1385&quot; end=&quot;1408&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;That's our cue.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1420&quot; end=&quot;1461&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;And we'll go ahead and break for lunch.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1462&quot; end=&quot;1529&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Man, there's nothing like a couple of ice cold Expen$e Account Ones while on a business trip.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1530&quot; end=&quot;1584&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Boy, I'll say. I've been going nuts with our lanyard per diem.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1585&quot; end=&quot;1610&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Let's see what's next on the itinerary.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1611&quot; end=&quot;1638&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Take off wedding rings, check.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1639&quot; end=&quot;1672&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Complain about hotel mattress, check.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1673&quot; end=&quot;1737&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Talk about how our dogs are killing us... uh, we're not quite there yet.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1738&quot; end=&quot;1768&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Collect dry twigs for kindling?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1769&quot; end=&quot;1780&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;That's a check.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1781&quot; end=&quot;1814&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Meet hot female executives for drinks.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1815&quot; end=&quot;1850&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Mmmmm... mostly check?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1851&quot; end=&quot;1860&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh, crap!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1861&quot; end=&quot;1905&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;We gotta go seal the deal with the foreign conglomerate in ten minutes!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1906&quot; end=&quot;1964&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;And not a moment too soon! I think I heard a bear rustling in the woods!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1965&quot; end=&quot;1979&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;gong&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1980&quot; end=&quot;2020&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;All right, gentlemen, here's how this is going to go down.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2021&quot; end=&quot;2062&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;I'm gonna write a number on this piece of paper.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2063&quot; end=&quot;2092&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;squishing noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2093&quot; end=&quot;2149&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Uh, King, you wrote a piece of lasagna on this piece of paper.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2150&quot; end=&quot;2193&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;And I ain't budging! Now where are those units?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2194&quot; end=&quot;2236&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What units? I thought we were just here to seal the deal.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2237&quot; end=&quot;2275&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Oh. Strong Bad wouldn't let me bring all of them.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2276&quot; end=&quot;2328&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;But I did manage to smuggle these two past airport security.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2329&quot; end=&quot;2344&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What the sense make?!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2345&quot; end=&quot;2401&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;All right, I'll take it! You boys drive a soft bargain.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2402&quot; end=&quot;2439&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;Poopsmith! Prepare the bathtub!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2440&quot; end=&quot;2484&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Well, cramp my style. We sealed the deal!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2485&quot; end=&quot;2529&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Go ahead Homestar, you— you've earned it.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2530&quot; end=&quot;2581&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;My dogs are killing me!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2582&quot; end=&quot;2680&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;But the real reason for business trips is to buy last minute peanut brittle and crappy souvenirs from airport gift shops for your kids!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2681&quot; end=&quot;2699&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;annoyed The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2700&quot; end=&quot;2730&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;No, see, it's an airplane!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2731&quot; end=&quot;2753&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;That swims!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2754&quot; end=&quot;2769&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And loves St. Louis!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2770&quot; end=&quot;2787&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;annoyed The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2788&quot; end=&quot;2799&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Fine, then!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2800&quot; end=&quot;2820&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Strong Mad will appreciate it.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2821&quot; end=&quot;2852&quot; speaker=&quot;strongmad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;NO I WON'T!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2877&quot; end=&quot;2904&quot; speaker=&quot;newpaper&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;shuffling noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2923&quot; end=&quot;2966&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;The peanut brittle could've swam better than that.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2983&quot; end=&quot;3057&quot; speaker=&quot;announcer&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Cool, refreshing Expen$e Account Ones make everything go down smooth.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3058&quot; end=&quot;3127&quot; speaker=&quot;announcer&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Including that moron from delivereceivables they sent you on the road with.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3128&quot; end=&quot;3188&quot; speaker=&quot;announcer&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Yes, that's right, he just made a &quot;You Go Girl&quot; joke.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;/transcript&gt;</pre>
<div id="catlinks" class="catlinks">
 
<div id="mw-normal-catlinks">
 
[/wiki/Special:Categories Category]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:English Subtitles|English Subtitles]]</span>
 
</div>


</div>
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail182.swf" width="550" height="400">
  <line start="17" end="80" speaker="strongbad">When I was sixteen I sold all my emails and hit the road.</line>
  <line start="81" end="147" speaker="strongbad">"Have you ever made a sbmail about a business trip or something serious? Think about it."</line>
  <line start="148" end="178">
  <strongbad>"Roxy, V-A."</strongbad>
  <sfx>turntable scratching</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="179" end="226" speaker="strongbad">I think we should <i>seriously</i> talk about your name, Roxy.</line>
  <line start="227" end="312" speaker="strongbad">I'm afraid your career choices may be limited to a Limozeen groupie or maybe an American Gladiator.</line>
  <line start="313" end="355" speaker="strongbad">Something involving you wearing scantily clothes.</line>
  <line start="356" end="408" speaker="strongbad">You don't meet too many Professors of Women Studies named Roxy.</line>
  <line start="409" end="474" speaker="strongbad">As for business trips, The Cheat and I are being sent to a conference in a just a few seconds here.</line>
  <line start="475" end="498" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, you ready to ro'?</line>
  <line start="499" end="515" speaker="homestar">Sure am, Sam!</line>
  <line start="516" end="539" speaker="strongbad">Hey, you're not The Cheat.</line>
  <line start="540" end="622" speaker="homestar">Nah, not any more. The Cheat got promoted to Junior Executive Of Not Having To Go On Pointless Business Trips.</line>
  <line start="623" end="660" speaker="strongbad">What! I've been trying to get that job for years.</line>
  <line start="661" end="687" speaker="homestar">So, it's just going to be me and you.</line>
  <line start="688" end="743" speaker="homestar">Sleepin' out under the stars. Roasting some <i>marshmallows</i>.</line>
  <line start="744" end="795" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, this is a <i>business</i> trip, not a camping trip.</line>
  <line start="796" end="853" speaker="homestar">Oh. Oh, I see. I guess I shouldn't have brought these, then.</line>
  <line start="868" end="912" speaker="strongbad">All right, Homestar. We got to start talking loudly about our business trip,</line>
  <line start="913" end="953" speaker="strongbad">so everyone around us knows we're on a business trip.</line>
  <line start="954" end="1032" speaker="strongbad">Uh, continental breakfast? More like, in-continental blech-fast!</line>
  <line start="1033" end="1075" speaker="homestar">Yeah, seal the deal! Seal the deal!</line>
  <line start="1076" end="1103" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, what are those jangles?</line>
  <line start="1104" end="1167" speaker="homestar">Oh, airport security. You know how it is these days. Roll my eyes.</line>
  <line start="1168" end="1251" speaker="strongbad">Well, hurry up. We've got to get there before the keynote starts so we can ditch out five minutes after the keynote starts.</line>
  <line start="1258" end="1356" speaker="strongsad">Welcome to Reducing Your Business's Carbon Footprint Is Not A Matter of Buying Everyone Smaller Shoes.</line>
  <line start="1357" end="1384" speaker="strongsad">Please allow me to begin.</line>
  <line start="1385" end="1408" speaker="strongbad">That's our cue.</line>
  <line start="1420" end="1461" speaker="strongsad">And we'll go ahead and break for lunch.</line>
  <line start="1462" end="1529" speaker="strongbad">Man, there's nothing like a couple of ice cold Expen$e Account Ones while on a business trip.</line>
  <line start="1530" end="1584" speaker="homestar">Boy, I'll say. I've been going nuts with our lanyard per diem.</line>
  <line start="1585" end="1610" speaker="strongbad">Let's see what's next on the itinerary.</line>
  <line start="1611" end="1638" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Take off wedding rings, check.</line>
  <line start="1639" end="1672" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Complain about hotel mattress, check.</line>
  <line start="1673" end="1737" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Talk about how our dogs are killing us... uh, we're not quite there yet.</line>
  <line start="1738" end="1768" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Collect dry twigs for kindling?</line>
  <line start="1769" end="1780" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">That's a check.</line>
  <line start="1781" end="1814" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Meet hot female executives for drinks.</line>
  <line start="1815" end="1850" speaker="strongbad">Mmmmm... mostly check?</line>
  <line start="1851" end="1860" speaker="strongbad">Oh, crap!</line>
  <line start="1861" end="1905" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">We gotta go seal the deal with the foreign conglomerate in ten minutes!</line>
  <line start="1906" end="1964" speaker="homestar">And not a moment too soon! I think I heard a bear rustling in the woods!</line>
  <line start="1965" end="1979" sfx="sfx">gong</line>
  <line start="1980" end="2020" speaker="kingoftown">All right, gentlemen, here's how this is going to go down.</line>
  <line start="2021" end="2062" speaker="kingoftown">I'm gonna write a number on this piece of paper.</line>
  <line start="2063" end="2092" sfx="sfx">squishing noises</line>
  <line start="2093" end="2149" speaker="strongbad">Uh, King, you wrote a piece of lasagna on this piece of paper.</line>
  <line start="2150" end="2193" speaker="kingoftown">And I ain't budging! Now where are those units?</line>
  <line start="2194" end="2236" speaker="strongbad">What units? I thought we were just here to seal the deal.</line>
  <line start="2237" end="2275" speaker="homestar">Oh. Strong Bad wouldn't let me bring all of them.</line>
  <line start="2276" end="2328" speaker="homestar">But I did manage to smuggle these two past airport security.</line>
  <line start="2329" end="2344" speaker="strongbad">What the sense make?!</line>
  <line start="2345" end="2401" speaker="kingoftown">All right, I'll take it! You boys drive a soft bargain.</line>
  <line start="2402" end="2439" speaker="kingoftown">Poopsmith! Prepare the bathtub!</line>
  <line start="2440" end="2484" speaker="strongbad">Well, cramp my style. We sealed the deal!</line>
  <line start="2485" end="2529" speaker="strongbad">Go ahead Homestar, you— you've earned it.</line>
  <line start="2530" end="2581" speaker="homestar">My dogs are killing me!</line>
  <line start="2582" end="2680" speaker="strongbad">But the real reason for business trips is to buy last minute peanut brittle and crappy souvenirs from airport gift shops for your kids!</line>
  <line start="2681" end="2699" speaker="thecheat" sfx="sfx">annoyed The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="2700" end="2730" speaker="strongbad">No, see, it's an airplane!</line>
  <line start="2731" end="2753" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That swims!</line>
  <line start="2754" end="2769" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And loves St. Louis!</line>
  <line start="2770" end="2787" speaker="thecheat" sfx="sfx">annoyed The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="2788" end="2799" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Fine, then!</line>
  <line start="2800" end="2820" speaker="strongbad">Strong Mad will appreciate it.</line>
  <line start="2821" end="2852" speaker="strongmad" voiceover="voiceover">NO I WON'T!</line>
  <line start="2877" end="2904" speaker="newpaper" sfx="sfx">shuffling noises</line>
  <line start="2923" end="2966" speaker="strongbad">The peanut brittle could've swam better than that.</line>
  <line start="2983" end="3057" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Cool, refreshing Expen$e Account Ones make everything go down smooth.</line>
  <line start="3058" end="3127" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Including that moron from delivereceivables they sent you on the road with.</line>
  <line start="3128" end="3188" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Yes, that's right, he just made a "You Go Girl" joke.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>
[[Category:English Subtitles]]


Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

80px-Subtitles_Project_Logo.pngWM0

These are the English subtitles for business trip. watch this toon To watch the toon with subtitles, we recommend that you install either the All-In-One Greasemonkey script for Firefox or the Homestar All-In-One extension for Chrome.
It will give you the option to automatically display subtitles when you view toons on homestarrunner.com and those mirrored locally. Alternatively, you may use our local viewer.

en  de  he  es  fr  nl  fi  pl  pt-br  tr 

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail182.swf" width="550" height="400">
  <line start="17" end="80" speaker="strongbad">When I was sixteen I sold all my emails and hit the road.</line>
  <line start="81" end="147" speaker="strongbad">"Have you ever made a sbmail about a business trip or something serious? Think about it."</line>
  <line start="148" end="178"> 
   <strongbad>"Roxy, V-A."</strongbad>
   <sfx>turntable scratching</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="179" end="226" speaker="strongbad">I think we should <i>seriously</i> talk about your name, Roxy.</line>
  <line start="227" end="312" speaker="strongbad">I'm afraid your career choices may be limited to a Limozeen groupie or maybe an American Gladiator.</line>
  <line start="313" end="355" speaker="strongbad">Something involving you wearing scantily clothes.</line>
  <line start="356" end="408" speaker="strongbad">You don't meet too many Professors of Women Studies named Roxy.</line>
  <line start="409" end="474" speaker="strongbad">As for business trips, The Cheat and I are being sent to a conference in a just a few seconds here.</line>
  <line start="475" end="498" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, you ready to ro'?</line>
  <line start="499" end="515" speaker="homestar">Sure am, Sam!</line>
  <line start="516" end="539" speaker="strongbad">Hey, you're not The Cheat.</line>
  <line start="540" end="622" speaker="homestar">Nah, not any more. The Cheat got promoted to Junior Executive Of Not Having To Go On Pointless Business Trips.</line>
  <line start="623" end="660" speaker="strongbad">What! I've been trying to get that job for years.</line>
  <line start="661" end="687" speaker="homestar">So, it's just going to be me and you.</line>
  <line start="688" end="743" speaker="homestar">Sleepin' out under the stars. Roasting some <i>marshmallows</i>.</line>
  <line start="744" end="795" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, this is a <i>business</i> trip, not a camping trip.</line>
  <line start="796" end="853" speaker="homestar">Oh. Oh, I see. I guess I shouldn't have brought these, then.</line>
  <line start="868" end="912" speaker="strongbad">All right, Homestar. We got to start talking loudly about our business trip,</line>
  <line start="913" end="953" speaker="strongbad">so everyone around us knows we're on a business trip.</line>
  <line start="954" end="1032" speaker="strongbad">Uh, continental breakfast? More like, in-continental blech-fast!</line>
  <line start="1033" end="1075" speaker="homestar">Yeah, seal the deal! Seal the deal!</line>
  <line start="1076" end="1103" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, what are those jangles?</line>
  <line start="1104" end="1167" speaker="homestar">Oh, airport security. You know how it is these days. Roll my eyes.</line>
  <line start="1168" end="1251" speaker="strongbad">Well, hurry up. We've got to get there before the keynote starts so we can ditch out five minutes after the keynote starts.</line>
  <line start="1258" end="1356" speaker="strongsad">Welcome to Reducing Your Business's Carbon Footprint Is Not A Matter of Buying Everyone Smaller Shoes.</line>
  <line start="1357" end="1384" speaker="strongsad">Please allow me to begin.</line>
  <line start="1385" end="1408" speaker="strongbad">That's our cue.</line>
  <line start="1420" end="1461" speaker="strongsad">And we'll go ahead and break for lunch.</line>
  <line start="1462" end="1529" speaker="strongbad">Man, there's nothing like a couple of ice cold Expen$e Account Ones while on a business trip.</line>
  <line start="1530" end="1584" speaker="homestar">Boy, I'll say. I've been going nuts with our lanyard per diem.</line>
  <line start="1585" end="1610" speaker="strongbad">Let's see what's next on the itinerary.</line>
  <line start="1611" end="1638" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Take off wedding rings, check.</line>
  <line start="1639" end="1672" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Complain about hotel mattress, check.</line>
  <line start="1673" end="1737" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Talk about how our dogs are killing us... uh, we're not quite there yet.</line>
  <line start="1738" end="1768" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Collect dry twigs for kindling?</line>
  <line start="1769" end="1780" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">That's a check.</line>
  <line start="1781" end="1814" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Meet hot female executives for drinks.</line>
  <line start="1815" end="1850" speaker="strongbad">Mmmmm... mostly check?</line> 
  <line start="1851" end="1860" speaker="strongbad">Oh, crap!</line> 
  <line start="1861" end="1905" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">We gotta go seal the deal with the foreign conglomerate in ten minutes!</line>
  <line start="1906" end="1964" speaker="homestar">And not a moment too soon! I think I heard a bear rustling in the woods!</line>
  <line start="1965" end="1979" sfx="sfx">gong</line>
  <line start="1980" end="2020" speaker="kingoftown">All right, gentlemen, here's how this is going to go down.</line>
  <line start="2021" end="2062" speaker="kingoftown">I'm gonna write a number on this piece of paper.</line>
  <line start="2063" end="2092" sfx="sfx">squishing noises</line>
  <line start="2093" end="2149" speaker="strongbad">Uh, King, you wrote a piece of lasagna on this piece of paper.</line>
  <line start="2150" end="2193" speaker="kingoftown">And I ain't budging! Now where are those units?</line>
  <line start="2194" end="2236" speaker="strongbad">What units? I thought we were just here to seal the deal.</line>
  <line start="2237" end="2275" speaker="homestar">Oh. Strong Bad wouldn't let me bring all of them.</line> 
  <line start="2276" end="2328" speaker="homestar">But I did manage to smuggle these two past airport security.</line>
  <line start="2329" end="2344" speaker="strongbad">What the sense make?!</line>
  <line start="2345" end="2401" speaker="kingoftown">All right, I'll take it! You boys drive a soft bargain.</line>
  <line start="2402" end="2439" speaker="kingoftown">Poopsmith! Prepare the bathtub!</line>
  <line start="2440" end="2484" speaker="strongbad">Well, cramp my style. We sealed the deal!</line>
  <line start="2485" end="2529" speaker="strongbad">Go ahead Homestar, you— you've earned it.</line>
  <line start="2530" end="2581" speaker="homestar">My dogs are killing me!</line>
  <line start="2582" end="2680" speaker="strongbad">But the real reason for business trips is to buy last minute peanut brittle and crappy souvenirs from airport gift shops for your kids!</line>
  <line start="2681" end="2699" speaker="thecheat" sfx="sfx">annoyed The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="2700" end="2730" speaker="strongbad">No, see, it's an airplane!</line> 
  <line start="2731" end="2753" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That swims!</line> 
  <line start="2754" end="2769" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And loves St. Louis!</line>
  <line start="2770" end="2787" speaker="thecheat" sfx="sfx">annoyed The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="2788" end="2799" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Fine, then!</line>
  <line start="2800" end="2820" speaker="strongbad">Strong Mad will appreciate it.</line>
  <line start="2821" end="2852" speaker="strongmad" voiceover="voiceover">NO I WON'T!</line>
  <line start="2877" end="2904" speaker="newpaper" sfx="sfx">shuffling noises</line>
  <line start="2923" end="2966" speaker="strongbad">The peanut brittle could've swam better than that.</line>
  <line start="2983" end="3057" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Cool, refreshing Expen$e Account Ones make everything go down smooth.</line>
  <line start="3058" end="3127" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Including that moron from delivereceivables they sent you on the road with.</line>
  <line start="3128" end="3188" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Yes, that's right, he just made a "You Go Girl" joke.</line>
</transcript>
Retrieved from "https://hrwikitwice.com/index.php?title=Subtitles_sbemail182/en&oldid=12196"