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  &lt;line start=&quot;16&quot; end=&quot;72&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Let a little e-mail into your heart! And it'll clog your arteries!&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;73&quot; end=&quot;94&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Hey there, Strong Bad.&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;95&quot; end=&quot;156&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;As a typical college girl, I was wondering if there is a pizza joint somewhere in Strongbadia...&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;157&quot; end=&quot;200&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;You know, if me and my girls wanted to come hang out sometime.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;201&quot; end=&quot;230&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Hopeful in Pennsylvania? &lt;em&gt;Daphne?!&quot;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;231&quot; end=&quot;273&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;BLARGH! Yes, We have a pizza joint! I've gots me a pizza joint!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;274&quot; end=&quot;310&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Always been at the pizza joint! Come to the pizza joint with me!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;313&quot; end=&quot;332&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Hurry up with that sign, The Cheat!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;333&quot; end=&quot;347&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;348&quot; end=&quot;375&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;No, no, no, that's already way too long!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;375&quot; end=&quot;422&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;We need something short and catchy that Daphne and her girls can say real quick!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;423&quot; end=&quot;492&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Y'know, like &quot;The Max&quot; or &quot;The Emporium&quot;. It's never gonna work if they have to be like:&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;493&quot; end=&quot;544&quot; speaker=&quot;other&quot;&gt;Hey gals! Let's towel off and meet up at...&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;545&quot; end=&quot;550&quot; speaker=&quot;other&quot;&gt;Strong &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;Bad's Strong Badian Pizz-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;551&quot; end=&quot;557&quot; speaker=&quot;other&quot;&gt;Strong Bad's &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;Strong Badian Pizz-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;558&quot; end=&quot;566&quot; speaker=&quot;other&quot;&gt;Strong Bad's Strong &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;Badian Pizz-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;567&quot; end=&quot;580&quot; speaker=&quot;other&quot;&gt;Strong Bad's Strong Badian &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;Pizz-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;581&quot; end=&quot;584&quot; speaker=&quot;other&quot;&gt;Strong Bad's Strong Badian Pizz-&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;585&quot; end=&quot;601&quot;&gt;&lt;other&gt;Strong Bad's Strong Badian Pizz-&lt;/other&gt;&lt;cheerleader&gt;This is taking too long!&lt;/cheerleader&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;602&quot; end=&quot;613&quot; speaker=&quot;whatsherface&quot;&gt;I'm already bored!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;614&quot; end=&quot;625&quot;&gt;&lt;whatsherface&gt;I'm already bored!&lt;/whatsherface&gt;&lt;soandso&gt;I'm going home!&lt;/soandso&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;626&quot; end=&quot;647&quot;&gt;&lt;whatsherface&gt;I'm already bored!&lt;/whatsherface&gt;&lt;soandso&gt;I'm going home!&lt;/soandso&gt;&lt;theuglyone&gt;I belong in a museum!&lt;/theuglyone&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;648&quot; end=&quot;702&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;College girls don't have that kind of time, man! We've got to strike while the girl is still hot!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;703&quot; end=&quot;719&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;frustrated The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;727&quot; end=&quot;758&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Yeah! &quot;The Pizz&quot;! I love it!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;759&quot; end=&quot;818&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Uhhh yeah, lemme get a slice of p-roni with some t-sauce and m-rooms.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;819&quot; end=&quot;882&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Homestar, get out of here! We're not a real pizza place! This is just a front to meet some girls!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;883&quot; end=&quot;947&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Ohhhhhhhhh. Let me get a calzone then. With some p-loaf and m-cheese.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;948&quot; end=&quot;977&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;telephone rings&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;Wagh! What the...? Hang on a sec!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;978&quot; end=&quot;1018&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Uhhh, The Pizz? Thanks for calling?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1019&quot; end=&quot;1093&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Yeah, lemme get about 50 Thanksgiving-lovers pizzas, delivered in the only castle around here.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1094&quot; end=&quot;1133&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;King of Town? How did you even know about this place?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1134&quot; end=&quot;1228&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;Well, if you must know, I spend most of my day calling random numbers in the hopes of finding a new restaurant.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1229&quot; end=&quot;1253&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;Well, we're not a real place. We're just a...&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;running&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1254&quot; end=&quot;1320&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Table 44 needs more bread sticks! The soccer team left without paying! and the delivery guy caught a flat!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1321&quot; end=&quot;1355&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What are you talking about? Weren't you just a customer?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1356&quot; end=&quot;1380&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Yeah, but The Cheat hired me for the lunch rush.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1381&quot; end=&quot;1424&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I mean, hey! Somebody gotta make that muh-ney!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1430&quot; end=&quot;1462&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;This is all wrong! The Cheat!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1462&quot; end=&quot;1509&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;In our effort to make a pretend pizza place in order to score some chicks,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1510&quot; end=&quot;1570&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;we somehow created a successful and well-reviewed actual pizza place.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1573&quot; end=&quot;1617&quot;&gt;&lt;!--&lt;text&gt;Review Revue&lt;/text&gt;--&gt;&lt;strongsad&gt;Rustic and filled with old-world cardboard charm,&lt;/strongsad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1618&quot; end=&quot;1691&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;the Pizz serves up Strong Badian-style pizza at a price that won't leave a dent in your wallet!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1692&quot; end=&quot;1702&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;ding!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1707&quot; end=&quot;1736&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Maybe we're going about this the wrong way, The Cheat.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1737&quot; end=&quot;1793&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Girls don't wanna meet people in person anymore! They wanna meet 'em online!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1794&quot; end=&quot;1828&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Welcome to virtualpizz.biz!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1874&quot; end=&quot;1947&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Where typical college girls can customize their own slice of pizza for some serious social networking.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1948&quot; end=&quot;1966&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;With me!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;computer noises&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1967&quot; end=&quot;2007&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(monotonous)&lt;/em&gt; Sup, Ladies. Welcome to the Pizz!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2008&quot; end=&quot;2044&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(monotonous)&lt;/em&gt; Hey man, can I get a slice of p-roni?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2045&quot; end=&quot;2080&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(monotonous)&lt;/em&gt; I'd like to place a pick-up order.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2081&quot; end=&quot;2111&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(monotonous)&lt;/em&gt; You're not Daphne, you're...&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2112&quot; end=&quot;2130&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(monotonous)&lt;/em&gt; pizza trolls!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2131&quot; end=&quot;2149&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(monotonous)&lt;/em&gt; Flame war!!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2150&quot; end=&quot;2189&quot;&gt;&lt;kingoftown&gt;&lt;em&gt;(monotonous)&lt;/em&gt; It burns!&lt;/kingoftown&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;&lt;em&gt;(monotonous)&lt;/em&gt; Ahhhhhhhh!&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2190&quot; end=&quot;2245&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(monotonous)&lt;/em&gt; Well, I guess I should spend all these Pizz points.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2295&quot; end=&quot;2380&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;With a clunky UI and a played-out avatar system, Virtualpizz.biz misses the mark!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2381&quot; end=&quot;2386&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;buzz&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2387&quot; end=&quot;2481&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;That, and every time I tried to add Strong Bad to my Pizz list, he'd call me Thelonious Dump!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2483&quot; end=&quot;2549&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Well, I'm all outta ideas. I dunno how to get Daphne and her girls to come to my pizza joint.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2550&quot; end=&quot;2569&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2570&quot; end=&quot;2629&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What do you mean, they're at your pizza joint? What pizza joint? The Pizz has competition?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2630&quot; end=&quot;2644&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2645&quot; end=&quot;2684&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;That's your pizza joint. Grill with some tape on it.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2685&quot; end=&quot;2699&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2700&quot; end=&quot;2710&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Lemme see this.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2711&quot; end=&quot;2774&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;party noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2775&quot; end=&quot;2809&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;The Cheat, this is amazing! Count me in--&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2810&quot; end=&quot;2828&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;Do you guys take Pizz points?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2829&quot; end=&quot;2834&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2835&quot; end=&quot;2846&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Count me in!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2847&quot; end=&quot;2878&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;party noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2891&quot; end=&quot;2919&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;party noises&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/thecheat&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2924&quot; end=&quot;2958&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;humming&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2959&quot; end=&quot;2997&quot; speaker=&quot;newpaper&quot;&gt;shuffling noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3007&quot; end=&quot;3045&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Party! Cheatza Party!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3063&quot; end=&quot;3127&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Strong Bad phones this one in with Strong Bad Email 179.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3128&quot; end=&quot;3165&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Despite a strong showing from fan favorite Strong Sad,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3166&quot; end=&quot;3180&quot;&gt;&lt;strongsad&gt;Despite a strong showing from fan favorite Strong Sad,&lt;/strongsad&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;rubber-slapping noise&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3181&quot; end=&quot;3275&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;the email ultimately fizzles due to a heavy reliance on what can only be called &quot;internet pizza jokes&quot;.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3276&quot; end=&quot;3290&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;buzz&lt;/line&gt;
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  <line start="16" end="72" speaker="strongbad">Let a little e-mail into your heart! And it'll clog your arteries!</line>
  <line start="73" end="94" speaker="strongbad">"Hey there, Strong Bad.</line>
  <line start="95" end="156" speaker="strongbad">"As a typical college girl, I was wondering if there is a pizza joint somewhere in Strongbadia...</line>
  <line start="157" end="200" speaker="strongbad">"You know, if me and my girls wanted to come hang out sometime.</line>
  <line start="201" end="230" speaker="strongbad">"Hopeful in Pennsylvania? <em>Daphne?!"</em></line>
  <line start="231" end="273" speaker="strongbad">BLARGH! Yes, We have a pizza joint! I've gots me a pizza joint!</line>
  <line start="274" end="310" speaker="strongbad">Always been at the pizza joint! Come to the pizza joint with me!</line>
  <line start="313" end="332" speaker="strongbad">Hurry up with that sign, The Cheat!</line>
  <line start="333" end="347" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="348" end="375" speaker="strongbad">No, no, no, that's already way too long!</line>
  <line start="375" end="422" speaker="strongbad">We need something short and catchy that Daphne and her girls can say real quick!</line>
  <line start="423" end="492" speaker="strongbad">Y'know, like "The Max" or "The Emporium". It's never gonna work if they have to be like:</line>
  <line start="493" end="544" speaker="other">Hey gals! Let's towel off and meet up at...</line>
  <line start="545" end="550" speaker="other">Strong <span style="visibility:hidden">Bad's Strong Badian Pizz-</span></line>
  <line start="551" end="557" speaker="other">Strong Bad's <span style="visibility:hidden">Strong Badian Pizz-</span></line>
  <line start="558" end="566" speaker="other">Strong Bad's Strong <span style="visibility:hidden">Badian Pizz-</span></line>
  <line start="567" end="580" speaker="other">Strong Bad's Strong Badian <span style="visibility:hidden">Pizz-</span></line>
  <line start="581" end="584" speaker="other">Strong Bad's Strong Badian Pizz-</line>
  <line start="585" end="601"><other>Strong Bad's Strong Badian Pizz-</other><cheerleader>This is taking too long!</cheerleader></line>
  <line start="602" end="613" speaker="whatsherface">I'm already bored!</line>
  <line start="614" end="625"><whatsherface>I'm already bored!</whatsherface><soandso>I'm going home!</soandso></line>
  <line start="626" end="647"><whatsherface>I'm already bored!</whatsherface><soandso>I'm going home!</soandso><theuglyone>I belong in a museum!</theuglyone></line>
  <line start="648" end="702" speaker="strongbad">College girls don't have that kind of time, man! We've got to strike while the girl is still hot!</line>
  <line start="703" end="719" speaker="thecheat">frustrated The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="727" end="758" speaker="strongbad">Yeah! "The Pizz"! I love it!</line>
  <line start="759" end="818" speaker="homestar">Uhhh yeah, lemme get a slice of p-roni with some t-sauce and m-rooms.</line>
  <line start="819" end="882" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, get out of here! We're not a real pizza place! This is just a front to meet some girls!</line>
  <line start="883" end="947" speaker="homestar">Ohhhhhhhhh. Let me get a calzone then. With some p-loaf and m-cheese.</line>
  <line start="948" end="977"><sfx>telephone rings</sfx><strongbad>Wagh! What the...? Hang on a sec!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="978" end="1018" speaker="strongbad">Uhhh, The Pizz? Thanks for calling?</line>
  <line start="1019" end="1093" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, lemme get about 50 Thanksgiving-lovers pizzas, delivered in the only castle around here.</line>
  <line start="1094" end="1133" speaker="strongbad">King of Town? How did you even know about this place?</line>
  <line start="1134" end="1228" speaker="kingoftown">Well, if you must know, I spend most of my day calling random numbers in the hopes of finding a new restaurant.</line>
  <line start="1229" end="1253"><strongbad>Well, we're not a real place. We're just a...</strongbad><sfx>running</sfx></line>
  <line start="1254" end="1320" speaker="homestar">Table 44 needs more bread sticks! The soccer team left without paying! and the delivery guy caught a flat!</line>
  <line start="1321" end="1355" speaker="strongbad">What are you talking about? Weren't you just a customer?</line>
  <line start="1356" end="1380" speaker="homestar">Yeah, but The Cheat hired me for the lunch rush.</line>
  <line start="1381" end="1424" speaker="homestar">I mean, hey! Somebody gotta make that muh-ney!</line>
  <line start="1430" end="1462" speaker="strongbad">This is all wrong! The Cheat!</line>
  <line start="1462" end="1509" speaker="strongbad">In our effort to make a pretend pizza place in order to score some chicks,</line>
  <line start="1510" end="1570" speaker="strongbad">we somehow created a successful and well-reviewed actual pizza place.</line>
  <line start="1573" end="1617"><!--<text>Review Revue</text>--><strongsad>Rustic and filled with old-world cardboard charm,</strongsad></line>
  <line start="1618" end="1691" speaker="strongsad">the Pizz serves up Strong Badian-style pizza at a price that won't leave a dent in your wallet!</line>
  <line start="1692" end="1702" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
  <line start="1707" end="1736" speaker="strongbad">Maybe we're going about this the wrong way, The Cheat.</line>
  <line start="1737" end="1793" speaker="strongbad">Girls don't wanna meet people in person anymore! They wanna meet 'em online!</line>
  <line start="1794" end="1828" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Welcome to virtualpizz.biz!</line>
  <line start="1874" end="1947" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Where typical college girls can customize their own slice of pizza for some serious social networking.</line>
  <line start="1948" end="1966"><strongbad>With me!</strongbad><sfx>computer noises</sfx></line>
  <line start="1967" end="2007" speaker="strongbad"><em>(monotonous)</em> Sup, Ladies. Welcome to the Pizz!</line>
  <line start="2008" end="2044" speaker="homestar"><em>(monotonous)</em> Hey man, can I get a slice of p-roni?</line>
  <line start="2045" end="2080" speaker="kingoftown"><em>(monotonous)</em> I'd like to place a pick-up order.</line>
  <line start="2081" end="2111" speaker="strongbad"><em>(monotonous)</em> You're not Daphne, you're...</line>
  <line start="2112" end="2130" speaker="strongbad"><em>(monotonous)</em> pizza trolls!</line>
  <line start="2131" end="2149" speaker="strongbad"><em>(monotonous)</em> Flame war!!</line>
  <line start="2150" end="2189"><kingoftown><em>(monotonous)</em> It burns!</kingoftown><homestar><em>(monotonous)</em> Ahhhhhhhh!</homestar></line>
  <line start="2190" end="2245" speaker="strongbad"><em>(monotonous)</em> Well, I guess I should spend all these Pizz points.</line>
  <line start="2295" end="2380" speaker="strongsad">With a clunky UI and a played-out avatar system, Virtualpizz.biz misses the mark!</line>
  <line start="2381" end="2386" speaker="sfx">buzz</line>
  <line start="2387" end="2481" speaker="strongsad">That, and every time I tried to add Strong Bad to my Pizz list, he'd call me Thelonious Dump!</line>
  <line start="2483" end="2549" speaker="strongbad">Well, I'm all outta ideas. I dunno how to get Daphne and her girls to come to my pizza joint.</line>
  <line start="2550" end="2569" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="2570" end="2629" speaker="strongbad">What do you mean, they're at your pizza joint? What pizza joint? The Pizz has competition?</line>
  <line start="2630" end="2644" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="2645" end="2684" speaker="strongbad">That's your pizza joint. Grill with some tape on it.</line>
  <line start="2685" end="2699" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="2700" end="2710" speaker="strongbad">Lemme see this.</line>
  <line start="2711" end="2774" speaker="sfx">party noises</line>
  <line start="2775" end="2809" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, this is amazing! Count me in--</line>
  <line start="2810" end="2828" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9">Do you guys take Pizz points?</line>
  <line start="2829" end="2834" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="2835" end="2846" speaker="strongbad">Count me in!</line>
  <line start="2847" end="2878" speaker="sfx">party noises</line>
  <line start="2891" end="2919"><sfx>party noises</sfx><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
  <line start="2924" end="2958" speaker="kingoftown" sfx="sfx">humming</line>
  <line start="2959" end="2997" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
  <line start="3007" end="3045" speaker="homestar">Party! Cheatza Party!</line>
  <line start="3063" end="3127" speaker="strongsad">Strong Bad phones this one in with Strong Bad Email 179.</line>
  <line start="3128" end="3165" speaker="strongsad">Despite a strong showing from fan favorite Strong Sad,</line>
  <line start="3166" end="3180"><strongsad>Despite a strong showing from fan favorite Strong Sad,</strongsad><sfx>rubber-slapping noise</sfx></line>
  <line start="3181" end="3275" speaker="strongsad">the email ultimately fizzles due to a heavy reliance on what can only be called "internet pizza jokes".</line>
  <line start="3276" end="3290" speaker="sfx">buzz</line>
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  <line start="16" end="72" speaker="strongbad">Let a little e-mail into your heart! And it'll clog your arteries!</line>
  <line start="73" end="94" speaker="strongbad">"Hey there, Strong Bad.</line>
  <line start="95" end="156" speaker="strongbad">"As a typical college girl, I was wondering if there is a pizza joint somewhere in Strongbadia...</line>
  <line start="157" end="200" speaker="strongbad">"You know, if me and my girls wanted to come hang out sometime.</line>
  <line start="201" end="230" speaker="strongbad">"Hopeful in Pennsylvania? <em>Daphne?!"</em></line>
  <line start="231" end="273" speaker="strongbad">BLARGH! Yes, We have a pizza joint! I've gots me a pizza joint!</line>
  <line start="274" end="310" speaker="strongbad">Always been at the pizza joint! Come to the pizza joint with me!</line>
  <line start="313" end="332" speaker="strongbad">Hurry up with that sign, The Cheat!</line>
  <line start="333" end="347" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="348" end="375" speaker="strongbad">No, no, no, that's already way too long!</line>
  <line start="375" end="422" speaker="strongbad">We need something short and catchy that Daphne and her girls can say real quick!</line>
  <line start="423" end="492" speaker="strongbad">Y'know, like "The Max" or "The Emporium". It's never gonna work if they have to be like:</line>
  <line start="493" end="544" speaker="other">Hey gals! Let's towel off and meet up at...</line>
  <line start="545" end="550" speaker="other">Strong <span style="visibility:hidden">Bad's Strong Badian Pizz-</span></line>
  <line start="551" end="557" speaker="other">Strong Bad's <span style="visibility:hidden">Strong Badian Pizz-</span></line>
  <line start="558" end="566" speaker="other">Strong Bad's Strong <span style="visibility:hidden">Badian Pizz-</span></line>
  <line start="567" end="580" speaker="other">Strong Bad's Strong Badian <span style="visibility:hidden">Pizz-</span></line>
  <line start="581" end="584" speaker="other">Strong Bad's Strong Badian Pizz-</line>
  <line start="585" end="601"><other>Strong Bad's Strong Badian Pizz-</other><cheerleader>This is taking too long!</cheerleader></line>
  <line start="602" end="613" speaker="whatsherface">I'm already bored!</line>
  <line start="614" end="625"><whatsherface>I'm already bored!</whatsherface><soandso>I'm going home!</soandso></line>
  <line start="626" end="647"><whatsherface>I'm already bored!</whatsherface><soandso>I'm going home!</soandso><theuglyone>I belong in a museum!</theuglyone></line>
  <line start="648" end="702" speaker="strongbad">College girls don't have that kind of time, man! We've got to strike while the girl is still hot!</line>
  <line start="703" end="719" speaker="thecheat">frustrated The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="727" end="758" speaker="strongbad">Yeah! "The Pizz"! I love it!</line>
  <line start="759" end="818" speaker="homestar">Uhhh yeah, lemme get a slice of p-roni with some t-sauce and m-rooms.</line>
  <line start="819" end="882" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, get out of here! We're not a real pizza place! This is just a front to meet some girls!</line>
  <line start="883" end="947" speaker="homestar">Ohhhhhhhhh. Let me get a calzone then. With some p-loaf and m-cheese.</line>
  <line start="948" end="977"><sfx>telephone rings</sfx><strongbad>Wagh! What the...? Hang on a sec!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="978" end="1018" speaker="strongbad">Uhhh, The Pizz? Thanks for calling?</line>
  <line start="1019" end="1093" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, lemme get about 50 Thanksgiving-lovers pizzas, delivered in the only castle around here.</line>
  <line start="1094" end="1133" speaker="strongbad">King of Town? How did you even know about this place?</line>
  <line start="1134" end="1228" speaker="kingoftown">Well, if you must know, I spend most of my day calling random numbers in the hopes of finding a new restaurant.</line>
  <line start="1229" end="1253"><strongbad>Well, we're not a real place. We're just a...</strongbad><sfx>running</sfx></line>
  <line start="1254" end="1320" speaker="homestar">Table 44 needs more bread sticks! The soccer team left without paying! and the delivery guy caught a flat!</line>
  <line start="1321" end="1355" speaker="strongbad">What are you talking about? Weren't you just a customer?</line>
  <line start="1356" end="1380" speaker="homestar">Yeah, but The Cheat hired me for the lunch rush.</line>
  <line start="1381" end="1424" speaker="homestar">I mean, hey! Somebody gotta make that muh-ney!</line>
  <line start="1430" end="1462" speaker="strongbad">This is all wrong! The Cheat!</line>
  <line start="1462" end="1509" speaker="strongbad">In our effort to make a pretend pizza place in order to score some chicks,</line>
  <line start="1510" end="1570" speaker="strongbad">we somehow created a successful and well-reviewed actual pizza place.</line>
  <line start="1573" end="1617"><!--<text>Review Revue</text>--><strongsad>Rustic and filled with old-world cardboard charm,</strongsad></line>
  <line start="1618" end="1691" speaker="strongsad">the Pizz serves up Strong Badian-style pizza at a price that won't leave a dent in your wallet!</line>
  <line start="1692" end="1702" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
  <line start="1707" end="1736" speaker="strongbad">Maybe we're going about this the wrong way, The Cheat.</line>
  <line start="1737" end="1793" speaker="strongbad">Girls don't wanna meet people in person anymore! They wanna meet 'em online!</line>
  <line start="1794" end="1828" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Welcome to virtualpizz.biz!</line>
  <line start="1874" end="1947" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Where typical college girls can customize their own slice of pizza for some serious social networking.</line>
  <line start="1948" end="1966"><strongbad>With me!</strongbad><sfx>computer noises</sfx></line>
  <line start="1967" end="2007" speaker="strongbad"><em>(monotonous)</em> Sup, Ladies. Welcome to the Pizz!</line>
  <line start="2008" end="2044" speaker="homestar"><em>(monotonous)</em> Hey man, can I get a slice of p-roni?</line>
  <line start="2045" end="2080" speaker="kingoftown"><em>(monotonous)</em> I'd like to place a pick-up order.</line>
  <line start="2081" end="2111" speaker="strongbad"><em>(monotonous)</em> You're not Daphne, you're...</line>
  <line start="2112" end="2130" speaker="strongbad"><em>(monotonous)</em> pizza trolls!</line>
  <line start="2131" end="2149" speaker="strongbad"><em>(monotonous)</em> Flame war!!</line>
  <line start="2150" end="2189"><kingoftown><em>(monotonous)</em> It burns!</kingoftown><homestar><em>(monotonous)</em> Ahhhhhhhh!</homestar></line>
  <line start="2190" end="2245" speaker="strongbad"><em>(monotonous)</em> Well, I guess I should spend all these Pizz points.</line>
  <line start="2295" end="2380" speaker="strongsad">With a clunky UI and a played-out avatar system, Virtualpizz.biz misses the mark!</line>
  <line start="2381" end="2386" speaker="sfx">buzz</line>
  <line start="2387" end="2481" speaker="strongsad">That, and every time I tried to add Strong Bad to my Pizz list, he'd call me Thelonious Dump!</line>
  <line start="2483" end="2549" speaker="strongbad">Well, I'm all outta ideas. I dunno how to get Daphne and her girls to come to my pizza joint.</line>
  <line start="2550" end="2569" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="2570" end="2629" speaker="strongbad">What do you mean, they're at your pizza joint? What pizza joint? The Pizz has competition?</line>
  <line start="2630" end="2644" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="2645" end="2684" speaker="strongbad">That's your pizza joint. Grill with some tape on it.</line>
  <line start="2685" end="2699" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="2700" end="2710" speaker="strongbad">Lemme see this.</line>
  <line start="2711" end="2774" speaker="sfx">party noises</line>
  <line start="2775" end="2809" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, this is amazing! Count me in--</line>
  <line start="2810" end="2828" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9">Do you guys take Pizz points?</line>
  <line start="2829" end="2834" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="2835" end="2846" speaker="strongbad">Count me in!</line>
  <line start="2847" end="2878" speaker="sfx">party noises</line>
  <line start="2891" end="2919"><sfx>party noises</sfx><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
  <line start="2924" end="2958" speaker="kingoftown" sfx="sfx">humming</line>
  <line start="2959" end="2997" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
  <line start="3007" end="3045" speaker="homestar">Party! Cheatza Party!</line>
  <line start="3063" end="3127" speaker="strongsad">Strong Bad phones this one in with Strong Bad Email 179.</line>
  <line start="3128" end="3165" speaker="strongsad">Despite a strong showing from fan favorite Strong Sad,</line>
  <line start="3166" end="3180"><strongsad>Despite a strong showing from fan favorite Strong Sad,</strongsad><sfx>rubber-slapping noise</sfx></line>
  <line start="3181" end="3275" speaker="strongsad">the email ultimately fizzles due to a heavy reliance on what can only be called "internet pizza jokes".</line>
  <line start="3276" end="3290" speaker="sfx">buzz</line>
</transcript>
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