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''A good time for everybody.'' | |||
[[ | '''Bread''', in its many varieties, seems to be a highly popular commodity in [[Free Country, USA]] and is a favorite of [[Homestar Runner]] in particular. Some of Homestar's involvement with bread occurs in particularly unusual contexts, notably his decision to hold "Bread Sing-Alongs". Also unusual are some similes he has made involving bread, such as his statement that he and [[Pom Pom]] are like "two breads in a biscuit" and that he felt "as fresh as a bagel". At [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006|Flashforward Seattle 2006]], [[Mike Chapman]] demonstrated drawing in [[Flash]] by spending 10 minutes drawing a piece of toast. | ||
== Appearances == | |||
=== Bread === | |||
* [[Some Stupid Turkey]] — The "turkey"'s disembodied head is stuffed with a loaf of bread. | |||
* [[Some Stupid Turkey]] — The | |||
* Email [[duck pond]] — [[Strong Bad]] feeds bread to the [[Ducks|ducks]] on his computer's [[Duck Pond]] game. | * Email [[duck pond]] — [[Strong Bad]] feeds bread to the [[Ducks|ducks]] on his computer's [[Duck Pond]] game. | ||
* Email [[property of ones]] — The Warm One that Strong Bad lists among the variations has a loaf of bread on the label. | * Email [[property of ones]] — The Warm One that Strong Bad lists among the variations has a loaf of bread on the label. | ||
* Email [[50 emails]] — One of Homestar's attempts at [[DELETED|deleting]] one of Strong Bad's emails is | * Email [[50 emails]] — One of Homestar's attempts at [[DELETED|deleting]] one of Strong Bad's emails is "whitebread". | ||
* Email [[interview]] — One of the [[Sticky Notes|Post-it notes]] representing [[Homsar]] in the interview has a picture of bread labeled as | * Email [[interview]] — One of the [[Sticky Notes|Post-it notes]] representing [[Homsar]] in the interview has a picture of bread labeled as "Bread?". | ||
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] — Homestar leaves a promo for | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] — Homestar leaves a promo for "The Cornbread Hour" on [[Marzipan]]'s [[Answering Machine|answering machine]]. | ||
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — The cafeteria serves a | * [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — The cafeteria serves a "breadtangle of [[Pizza|pizza]]" for lunch. In an Easter egg, depictions of a breadtangle, breadpazoid, breadallelogram, and brhombus of pizza are shown. | ||
* Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad talks about how Homestar once held weekly bread sing-alongs at [[The Stick]]. He sings three songs throughout the email and they are all compiled onto one CD in an [[Easter egg]]. | * Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad talks about how Homestar once held weekly bread sing-alongs at [[The Stick]]. He sings three songs throughout the email and they are all compiled onto one CD in an [[Easter egg]]. | ||
* [[Stinkoman 20X6]] — In [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 3|Level 3]], you have to collect | * [[Stinkoman 20X6]] — In [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 3|Level 3]], you have to collect "tenbread" to pass the level ([[Stinkoman]] loves bread, according to the [[Stinkomanual|manual]]). | ||
* Email [[disconnected]] — At the suggestion of [[Head Bad and Strong Body|Strong Bad's disembodied head]], Homestar starts a new career as Homestar Bunmaker, a vendor of tiny breads. He then advertises cornbread. This causes Strong Bad to want some at the end. | * Email [[disconnected]] — At the suggestion of [[Head Bad and Strong Body|Strong Bad's disembodied head]], Homestar starts a new career as Homestar Bunmaker, a vendor of tiny breads. He then advertises cornbread. This causes Strong Bad to want some at the end. | ||
* [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — Bread is used for the examples of in-game commands, which are given at the beginning of the game. They are | * [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — Bread is used for the examples of in-game commands, which are given at the beginning of the game. They are "LOOK BREAD", "GET BREAD", "TALK BREADMAN", and "USE BREAD". | ||
* Email [[redesign]] — Strong Bad imagines frolicking through the bread aisle using his new green-screen wall. | * Email [[redesign]] — Strong Bad imagines frolicking through the bread aisle using his new green-screen wall. | ||
* [[Summer Short Shorts]] — Homestar compares his relationship with Pom Pom as being | * [[Summer Short Shorts]] — Homestar compares his relationship with Pom Pom as being "like two breads in a biscuit". | ||
* [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — One of the few things [[Rumble Red]] has on his planet is expensive bread. | * [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — One of the few things [[Rumble Red]] has on his planet is expensive bread. | ||
* Email [[looking old]] — Monks resembling [[The Keepers of Trogdor|the Keepers of Trogdor]] would rather bake some [[Crustly Guarded Bread]] than reveal Strong Bad's age. | * Email [[looking old]] — Monks resembling [[The Keepers of Trogdor|the Keepers of Trogdor]] would rather bake some [[Crustly Guarded Bread]] than reveal Strong Bad's age. | ||
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — The Cheat (via Strong Bad) attempts to prank call Marzipan by telling her she's a | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — The Cheat (via Strong Bad) attempts to prank call Marzipan by telling her she's a "facewich", which Strong Bad guesses might mean "like between two pieces of bread". | ||
* [[Homestar Ruiner]] — [[The King of Town]] claims he was lured away from a tray of [[Cold Cuts|cold cuts]] and mini-Breads, and is in no mood to talk. | * [[Homestar Ruiner]] — [[The King of Town]] claims he was lured away from a tray of [[Cold Cuts|cold cuts]] and mini-Breads, and is in no mood to talk. | ||
* Email [[your edge]] — The second cover for | * Email [[your edge]] — The second cover for "Have Edge Times Magazine" includes the text "Old Bread". | ||
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — One of the things Strong Bad says while preparing to attack the castle is that The Of Town smells like fresh-baked breads. | * [[Strong Badia the Free]] — One of the things Strong Bad says while preparing to attack the castle is that The Of Town smells like fresh-baked breads. | ||
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — [[The Poopsmith]] ponders becoming a breadsmith. | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — [[The Poopsmith]] ponders becoming a breadsmith. | ||
* [[Main Page 28]] — When the [[Toons]] option is triggered, [[Character 1]] walks by three different times, carrying | * [[Main Page 28]] — When the [[Toons]] option is triggered, [[Character 1]] walks by three different times, carrying "a braidèd loaf", juggling three brioche buns, and carrying a "Burmese-python-sized baguette" respectively. | ||
=== Toast === | |||
== | |||
* [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — One of the framed signs behind Homestar and Pom Pom is a piece of toast with [[Butter|butter]] on it, labeled appropriately | * [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — One of the framed signs behind Homestar and Pom Pom is a piece of toast with [[Butter|butter]] on it, labeled appropriately "GET TOASTED". | ||
* Email [[marzipan]] — [[Strong Sad]]'s instant message says, | * Email [[marzipan]] — [[Strong Sad]]'s instant message says, "vinegar toast? did you really think i'd fall for that?" | ||
* Email [[the bet]] — When Strong Bad asks the King of Town if the coast is clear, the King responds, | * Email [[the bet]] — When Strong Bad asks the King of Town if the coast is clear, the King responds, "The coast is toast!" | ||
* [[Rap Song]] — [[Peacey P]] orders toast in the middle of the rap song. | * [[Rap Song]] — [[Peacey P]] orders toast in the middle of the rap song. | ||
* Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad ends the [[Strong Bad Email Intros|intro]] with, | * Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad ends the [[Strong Bad Email Intros|intro]] with, "[[Strong Bad Email]], make us some toast!" | ||
* [[Hremail 62]] — Homestar says that he made a picture of buttered toast with his [[Brellow Crayon|brellow crayon]]. | * [[Hremail 62]] — Homestar says that he made a picture of buttered toast with his [[Brellow Crayon|brellow crayon]]. | ||
* [[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — [[Senor Cardgage]] says at one point, | * [[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — [[Senor Cardgage]] says at one point, "Oh... my coma's toast." | ||
* Email [[sbemail 206]] — Strong Bad starts to check an email on a piece of toast. | * Email [[sbemail 206]] — Strong Bad starts to check an email on a piece of toast. | ||
* [[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Strong Mad dresses up as [[Powdered Toast Man]], and Homsar mentions | * [[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Strong Mad dresses up as [[Powdered Toast Man]], and Homsar mentions "[[Cinnamon Toast Crunch|Toast Crunch]]". | ||
* [[Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum]] — Strong Bad chooses the name | * [[Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum]] — Strong Bad chooses the name "Captain Toptoast" while playing ''Sea Battle''. | ||
=== Bagels === | |||
== | |||
* [[3D Menu Screen Tests]] — Strong Bad remarks that the unfinished models look like bagels. | * [[3D Menu Screen Tests]] — Strong Bad remarks that the unfinished models look like bagels. | ||
* [[Strongest Man in the World]] — Homestar comments that he feels | * [[Strongest Man in the World]] — Homestar comments that he feels "as fresh as a bagel". | ||
* [[4 branches]] — Strong Bad disconnects from a customer when Homestar announces free bagels are at the water cooler. | * [[4 branches]] — Strong Bad disconnects from a customer when Homestar announces free bagels are at the water cooler. | ||
* [[Zeenin' Into the Night|Zeenin' into the Night]] — Larry starts the song, discussing how to toast a bagel, only to find out at the end that the toaster had a bagel setting all along. | * [[Zeenin' Into the Night|Zeenin' into the Night]] — Larry starts the song, discussing how to toast a bagel, only to find out at the end that the toaster had a bagel setting all along. | ||
=== Moldy bread === | |||
* [[Fortune Cookies]] — One of the fortunes reads '' | * [[Fortune Cookies]] — One of the fortunes reads ''"Why not try some moldy bread. You might not [[Puking|vomit]]."'' | ||
* [[Thy Dungeonman II]] — [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]] has to keep eating moldy bread to keep the plague from killing him. | * [[Thy Dungeonman II]] — [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]] has to keep eating moldy bread to keep the plague from killing him. | ||
* Email [[do over]] — Homestar offers his version of | * Email [[do over]] — Homestar offers his version of "[[The Cheatcakes]]", which is actually a paper bag labeled "Moldy Bread, Guys". | ||
== See Also == | |||
= | |||
* [[Biscuits]] | * [[Biscuits]] | ||
* [[Croissants]] | * [[Croissants]] | ||
* [[Muffins]] | * [[Muffins]] | ||
[[Category:Generic food and drinks]] | |||
[[Category:Food running gags]] | |||
Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026
A good time for everybody.
Bread, in its many varieties, seems to be a highly popular commodity in Free Country, USA and is a favorite of Homestar Runner in particular. Some of Homestar's involvement with bread occurs in particularly unusual contexts, notably his decision to hold "Bread Sing-Alongs". Also unusual are some similes he has made involving bread, such as his statement that he and Pom Pom are like "two breads in a biscuit" and that he felt "as fresh as a bagel". At Flashforward Seattle 2006, Mike Chapman demonstrated drawing in Flash by spending 10 minutes drawing a piece of toast.
Appearances
Bread
- Some Stupid Turkey — The "turkey"'s disembodied head is stuffed with a loaf of bread.
- Email duck pond — Strong Bad feeds bread to the ducks on his computer's Duck Pond game.
- Email property of ones — The Warm One that Strong Bad lists among the variations has a loaf of bread on the label.
- Email 50 emails — One of Homestar's attempts at deleting one of Strong Bad's emails is "whitebread".
- Email interview — One of the Post-it notes representing Homsar in the interview has a picture of bread labeled as "Bread?".
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0 — Homestar leaves a promo for "The Cornbread Hour" on Marzipan's answering machine.
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 8 — The cafeteria serves a "breadtangle of pizza" for lunch. In an Easter egg, depictions of a breadtangle, breadpazoid, breadallelogram, and brhombus of pizza are shown.
- Email origins — Strong Bad talks about how Homestar once held weekly bread sing-alongs at The Stick. He sings three songs throughout the email and they are all compiled onto one CD in an Easter egg.
- Stinkoman 20X6 — In Level 3, you have to collect "tenbread" to pass the level (Stinkoman loves bread, according to the manual).
- Email disconnected — At the suggestion of Strong Bad's disembodied head, Homestar starts a new career as Homestar Bunmaker, a vendor of tiny breads. He then advertises cornbread. This causes Strong Bad to want some at the end.
- Thy Dungeonman 3 — Bread is used for the examples of in-game commands, which are given at the beginning of the game. They are "LOOK BREAD", "GET BREAD", "TALK BREADMAN", and "USE BREAD".
- Email redesign — Strong Bad imagines frolicking through the bread aisle using his new green-screen wall.
- Summer Short Shorts — Homestar compares his relationship with Pom Pom as being "like two breads in a biscuit".
- Decemberween Short Shorts — One of the few things Rumble Red has on his planet is expensive bread.
- Email looking old — Monks resembling the Keepers of Trogdor would rather bake some Crustly Guarded Bread than reveal Strong Bad's age.
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2 — The Cheat (via Strong Bad) attempts to prank call Marzipan by telling her she's a "facewich", which Strong Bad guesses might mean "like between two pieces of bread".
- Homestar Ruiner — The King of Town claims he was lured away from a tray of cold cuts and mini-Breads, and is in no mood to talk.
- Email your edge — The second cover for "Have Edge Times Magazine" includes the text "Old Bread".
- Strong Badia the Free — One of the things Strong Bad says while preparing to attack the castle is that The Of Town smells like fresh-baked breads.
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 — The Poopsmith ponders becoming a breadsmith.
- Main Page 28 — When the Toons option is triggered, Character 1 walks by three different times, carrying "a braidèd loaf", juggling three brioche buns, and carrying a "Burmese-python-sized baguette" respectively.
Toast
- Marshmallow's Last Stand — One of the framed signs behind Homestar and Pom Pom is a piece of toast with butter on it, labeled appropriately "GET TOASTED".
- Email marzipan — Strong Sad's instant message says, "vinegar toast? did you really think i'd fall for that?"
- Email the bet — When Strong Bad asks the King of Town if the coast is clear, the King responds, "The coast is toast!"
- Rap Song — Peacey P orders toast in the middle of the rap song.
- Email fan club — Strong Bad ends the intro with, "Strong Bad Email, make us some toast!"
- Hremail 62 — Homestar says that he made a picture of buttered toast with his brellow crayon.
- A Decemberween Mackerel — Senor Cardgage says at one point, "Oh... my coma's toast."
- Email sbemail 206 — Strong Bad starts to check an email on a piece of toast.
- Haunted Photo Booth — Strong Mad dresses up as Powdered Toast Man, and Homsar mentions "Toast Crunch".
- Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum — Strong Bad chooses the name "Captain Toptoast" while playing Sea Battle.
Bagels
- 3D Menu Screen Tests — Strong Bad remarks that the unfinished models look like bagels.
- Strongest Man in the World — Homestar comments that he feels "as fresh as a bagel".
- 4 branches — Strong Bad disconnects from a customer when Homestar announces free bagels are at the water cooler.
- Zeenin' into the Night — Larry starts the song, discussing how to toast a bagel, only to find out at the end that the toaster had a bagel setting all along.
Moldy bread
- Fortune Cookies — One of the fortunes reads "Why not try some moldy bread. You might not vomit."
- Thy Dungeonman II — Thy Dungeonman has to keep eating moldy bread to keep the plague from killing him.
- Email do over — Homestar offers his version of "The Cheatcakes", which is actually a paper bag labeled "Moldy Bread, Guys".
