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  &lt;line start=&quot;30&quot; end=&quot;60&quot; speaker=&quot;clapper&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Homestar Runner dot com welcome speech, take one.&lt;/line&gt;
[[Subtitles:firsttime/pl|pl]] 
  &lt;line start=&quot;60&quot; end=&quot;74&quot; speaker=&quot;cherrygreg&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Action!&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;77&quot; end=&quot;127&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Oh, hello. Welcome to Homestarrunner dot net.&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;136&quot; end=&quot;149&quot; speaker=&quot;cherrygreg&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;It's dot com.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;151&quot; end=&quot;187&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Oh, right. Homestar Runner dot net. &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;190&quot; end=&quot;214&quot;&gt;
    &lt;homestar&gt;It's dot com!&lt;/homestar&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;215&quot; end=&quot;220&quot;&gt;
    &lt;cherrygreg voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Cut!&lt;/cherrygreg&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;225&quot; end=&quot;253&quot; speaker=&quot;clapper&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Homestarrunner dot com welcome speech, take two.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;254&quot; end=&quot;268&quot; speaker=&quot;cherrygreg&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Action!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;271&quot; end=&quot;308&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Oh, hello. I'm Homestar Runner.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;316&quot; end=&quot;329&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; volume=&quot;0.7&quot;&gt;Line?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;330&quot; end=&quot;342&quot; speaker=&quot;cherrygreg&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot; volume=&quot;0.7&quot;&gt;Welcome.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;344&quot; end=&quot;356&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Welcome!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;370&quot; end=&quot;384&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; volume=&quot;0.7&quot;&gt;Line?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;390&quot; end=&quot;398&quot; speaker=&quot;cherrygreg&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot; volume=&quot;0.7&quot;&gt;To.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;405&quot; end=&quot;419&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;To!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;432&quot; end=&quot;445&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; volume=&quot;0.7&quot;&gt;Line?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;451&quot; end=&quot;469&quot; speaker=&quot;cherrygreg&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot; volume=&quot;0.7&quot;&gt;Homestarrunner dot com.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;471&quot; end=&quot;500&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Something dot com!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;506&quot; end=&quot;511&quot; speaker=&quot;cherrygreg&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Cut!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;515&quot; end=&quot;526&quot; speaker=&quot;clapper&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Take six.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;540&quot; end=&quot;590&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Welcome aboard the USS Homestar Runner dot com.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;592&quot; end=&quot;615&quot;&gt;
    &lt;homestar&gt;I am your captain, Homestar Runner!&lt;/homestar&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;616&quot; end=&quot;620&quot;&gt;
    &lt;homestar&gt;I am your captain, Homestar Runner!&lt;/homestar&gt;
    &lt;cherrygreg voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Cut!&lt;/cherrygreg&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;621&quot; end=&quot;656&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Bienvenidos a Homestar Runner dot com.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;660&quot; end=&quot;680&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;¿Conoces a Miguel? ¡Sí!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;681&quot; end=&quot;694&quot;&gt;
    &lt;homestar&gt;Somos buenos amigos...&lt;/homestar&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;695&quot; end=&quot;710&quot;&gt;
    &lt;homestar&gt;Somos buenos amigos...&lt;/homestar&gt;
    &lt;cherrygreg voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;English!&lt;/cherrygreg&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;712&quot; end=&quot;721&quot; speaker=&quot;clapper&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Take thirteen.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;738&quot; end=&quot;793&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Okay. This time I'm totally gonna get it. Seriously you guys.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;800&quot; end=&quot;820&quot; speaker=&quot;cherrygreg&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Go ahead. We're rolling.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;821&quot; end=&quot;841&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Oh! I am Homestar, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;and this is a website!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;842&quot; end=&quot;860&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Oh! I am Homestar, and this is a website!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;863&quot; end=&quot;880&quot; speaker=&quot;clapper&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Take twenty-five.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;887&quot; end=&quot;900&quot; speaker=&quot;cherrygreg&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Uhhh, no.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;905&quot; end=&quot;910&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;What?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;916&quot; end=&quot;937&quot; speaker=&quot;clapper&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Take a hundred and twenty-six.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;941&quot; end=&quot;981&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Oh, hello! I'm Homestar Runner.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;990&quot; end=&quot;1001&quot;&gt;
    &lt;homestar&gt;Isn't that great?&lt;/homestar&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;1002&quot; end=&quot;1027&quot;&gt;
    &lt;homestar&gt;Isn't that great?&lt;/homestar&gt;
    &lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot; volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;Ahh, I can't take it anymore!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1031&quot; end=&quot;1097&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Hello, and welcome to I'm a Big Moron Who Can't Remember His Lines Dot Com!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1102&quot; end=&quot;1142&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;No, seriously. I'm Strong Bad, and you don't know it yet, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;but I'm the reason you're here.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1143&quot; end=&quot;1162&quot;&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;No, seriously. I'm Strong Bad, and you don't know it yet, but I'm the reason you're here.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1163&quot; end=&quot;1173&quot;&gt;
    &lt;homestar&gt;It's true.&lt;/homestar&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1180&quot; end=&quot;1196&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Check me out!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1200&quot; end=&quot;1225&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;No, seriously, check me out.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1236&quot; end=&quot;1270&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Sooo, take a look around.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1273&quot; end=&quot;1306&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I strongly suggest checkin' out the Strong Bad Emails.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1312&quot; end=&quot;1333&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And this cartoon's not bad.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1336&quot; end=&quot;1350&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And this game's pretty fun.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1361&quot; end=&quot;1375&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I mean, I played it.&lt;/line&gt;
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  <line start="30" end="60" speaker="clapper" voiceover="voiceover">Homestar Runner dot com welcome speech, take one.</line>
  <line start="60" end="74" speaker="cherrygreg" voiceover="voiceover">Action!</line>
  <line start="77" end="127" speaker="homestar">Oh, hello. Welcome to Homestarrunner dot net.</line>
  <line start="136" end="149" speaker="cherrygreg" voiceover="voiceover">It's dot com.</line>
  <line start="151" end="187" speaker="homestar">Oh, right. Homestar Runner dot net. </line>
  <line start="190" end="214">
    <homestar>It's dot com!</homestar>
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  <line start="215" end="220">
    <cherrygreg voiceover="voiceover">Cut!</cherrygreg>
  </line>
  <line start="225" end="253" speaker="clapper" voiceover="voiceover">Homestarrunner dot com welcome speech, take two.</line>
  <line start="254" end="268" speaker="cherrygreg" voiceover="voiceover">Action!</line>
  <line start="271" end="308" speaker="homestar">Oh, hello. I'm Homestar Runner.</line>
  <line start="316" end="329" speaker="homestar" volume="0.7">Line?</line>
  <line start="330" end="342" speaker="cherrygreg" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.7">Welcome.</line>
  <line start="344" end="356" speaker="homestar">Welcome!</line>
  <line start="370" end="384" speaker="homestar" volume="0.7">Line?</line>
  <line start="390" end="398" speaker="cherrygreg" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.7">To.</line>
  <line start="405" end="419" speaker="homestar">To!</line>
  <line start="432" end="445" speaker="homestar" volume="0.7">Line?</line>
  <line start="451" end="469" speaker="cherrygreg" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.7">Homestarrunner dot com.</line>
  <line start="471" end="500" speaker="homestar">Something dot com!</line>
  <line start="506" end="511" speaker="cherrygreg" voiceover="voiceover">Cut!</line>
  <line start="515" end="526" speaker="clapper" voiceover="voiceover">Take six.</line>
  <line start="540" end="590" speaker="homestar">Welcome aboard the USS Homestar Runner dot com.</line>
  <line start="592" end="615">
    <homestar>I am your captain, Homestar Runner!</homestar>
  </line>
  <line start="616" end="620">
    <homestar>I am your captain, Homestar Runner!</homestar>
    <cherrygreg voiceover="voiceover">Cut!</cherrygreg>
  </line>
  <line start="621" end="656" speaker="homestar">Bienvenidos a Homestar Runner dot com.</line>
  <line start="660" end="680" speaker="homestar">¿Conoces a Miguel? ¡Sí!</line>
  <line start="681" end="694">
    <homestar>Somos buenos amigos...</homestar>
  </line>
  <line start="695" end="710">
    <homestar>Somos buenos amigos...</homestar>
    <cherrygreg voiceover="voiceover">English!</cherrygreg>
  </line>
  <line start="712" end="721" speaker="clapper" voiceover="voiceover">Take thirteen.</line>
  <line start="738" end="793" speaker="homestar">Okay. This time I'm totally gonna get it. Seriously you guys.</line>
  <line start="800" end="820" speaker="cherrygreg" voiceover="voiceover">Go ahead. We're rolling.</line>
  <line start="821" end="841" speaker="homestar">Oh! I am Homestar, <span style="visibility:hidden">and this is a website!</span></line>
  <line start="842" end="860" speaker="homestar">Oh! I am Homestar, and this is a website!</line>
  <line start="863" end="880" speaker="clapper" voiceover="voiceover">Take twenty-five.</line>
  <line start="887" end="900" speaker="cherrygreg" voiceover="voiceover">Uhhh, no.</line>
  <line start="905" end="910" speaker="homestar">What?</line>
  <line start="916" end="937" speaker="clapper" voiceover="voiceover">Take a hundred and twenty-six.</line>
  <line start="941" end="981" speaker="homestar">Oh, hello! I'm Homestar Runner.</line>
  <line start="990" end="1001">
    <homestar>Isn't that great?</homestar>
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  <line start="1002" end="1027">
    <homestar>Isn't that great?</homestar>
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">Ahh, I can't take it anymore!</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="1031" end="1097" speaker="strongbad">Hello, and welcome to I'm a Big Moron Who Can't Remember His Lines Dot Com!</line>
  <line start="1102" end="1142" speaker="strongbad">No, seriously. I'm Strong Bad, and you don't know it yet, <span style="visibility:hidden">but I'm the reason you're here.</span></line>
  <line start="1143" end="1162">
    <strongbad>No, seriously. I'm Strong Bad, and you don't know it yet, but I'm the reason you're here.</strongbad>
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  <line start="1163" end="1173">
    <homestar>It's true.</homestar>
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  <line start="1180" end="1196" speaker="strongbad">Check me out!</line>
  <line start="1200" end="1225" speaker="strongbad">No, seriously, check me out.</line>
  <line start="1236" end="1270" speaker="strongbad">Sooo, take a look around.</line>
  <line start="1273" end="1306" speaker="strongbad">I strongly suggest checkin' out the Strong Bad Emails.</line>
  <line start="1312" end="1333" speaker="strongbad">And this cartoon's not bad.</line>
  <line start="1336" end="1350" speaker="strongbad">And this game's pretty fun.</line>
  <line start="1361" end="1375" speaker="strongbad">I mean, I played it.</line>
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  <line start="30" end="60" speaker="clapper" voiceover="voiceover">Homestar Runner dot com welcome speech, take one.</line>
  <line start="60" end="74" speaker="cherrygreg" voiceover="voiceover">Action!</line>
  <line start="77" end="127" speaker="homestar">Oh, hello. Welcome to Homestarrunner dot net.</line>
  <line start="136" end="149" speaker="cherrygreg" voiceover="voiceover">It's dot com.</line>
  <line start="151" end="187" speaker="homestar">Oh, right. Homestar Runner dot net. </line>
  <line start="190" end="214">
    <homestar>It's dot com!</homestar>
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    <cherrygreg voiceover="voiceover">Cut!</cherrygreg>
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  <line start="225" end="253" speaker="clapper" voiceover="voiceover">Homestarrunner dot com welcome speech, take two.</line>
  <line start="254" end="268" speaker="cherrygreg" voiceover="voiceover">Action!</line>
  <line start="271" end="308" speaker="homestar">Oh, hello. I'm Homestar Runner.</line>
  <line start="316" end="329" speaker="homestar" volume="0.7">Line?</line>
  <line start="330" end="342" speaker="cherrygreg" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.7">Welcome.</line>
  <line start="344" end="356" speaker="homestar">Welcome!</line>
  <line start="370" end="384" speaker="homestar" volume="0.7">Line?</line>
  <line start="390" end="398" speaker="cherrygreg" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.7">To.</line>
  <line start="405" end="419" speaker="homestar">To!</line>
  <line start="432" end="445" speaker="homestar" volume="0.7">Line?</line>
  <line start="451" end="469" speaker="cherrygreg" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.7">Homestarrunner dot com.</line>
  <line start="471" end="500" speaker="homestar">Something dot com!</line>
  <line start="506" end="511" speaker="cherrygreg" voiceover="voiceover">Cut!</line>
  <line start="515" end="526" speaker="clapper" voiceover="voiceover">Take six.</line>
  <line start="540" end="590" speaker="homestar">Welcome aboard the USS Homestar Runner dot com.</line>
  <line start="592" end="615">
    <homestar>I am your captain, Homestar Runner!</homestar>
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  <line start="616" end="620">
    <homestar>I am your captain, Homestar Runner!</homestar>
    <cherrygreg voiceover="voiceover">Cut!</cherrygreg>
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  <line start="621" end="656" speaker="homestar">Bienvenidos a Homestar Runner dot com.</line>
  <line start="660" end="680" speaker="homestar">¿Conoces a Miguel? ¡Sí!</line>
  <line start="681" end="694">
    <homestar>Somos buenos amigos...</homestar>
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  <line start="695" end="710">
    <homestar>Somos buenos amigos...</homestar>
    <cherrygreg voiceover="voiceover">English!</cherrygreg>
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  <line start="712" end="721" speaker="clapper" voiceover="voiceover">Take thirteen.</line>
  <line start="738" end="793" speaker="homestar">Okay. This time I'm totally gonna get it. Seriously you guys.</line>
  <line start="800" end="820" speaker="cherrygreg" voiceover="voiceover">Go ahead. We're rolling.</line>
  <line start="821" end="841" speaker="homestar">Oh! I am Homestar, <span style="visibility:hidden">and this is a website!</span></line>
  <line start="842" end="860" speaker="homestar">Oh! I am Homestar, and this is a website!</line>
  <line start="863" end="880" speaker="clapper" voiceover="voiceover">Take twenty-five.</line>
  <line start="887" end="900" speaker="cherrygreg" voiceover="voiceover">Uhhh, no.</line>
  <line start="905" end="910" speaker="homestar">What?</line>
  <line start="916" end="937" speaker="clapper" voiceover="voiceover">Take a hundred and twenty-six.</line>
  <line start="941" end="981" speaker="homestar">Oh, hello! I'm Homestar Runner.</line>
  <line start="990" end="1001">
    <homestar>Isn't that great?</homestar>
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  <line start="1002" end="1027">
    <homestar>Isn't that great?</homestar>
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">Ahh, I can't take it anymore!</strongbad>
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  <line start="1031" end="1097" speaker="strongbad">Hello, and welcome to I'm a Big Moron Who Can't Remember His Lines Dot Com!</line>
  <line start="1102" end="1142" speaker="strongbad">No, seriously. I'm Strong Bad, and you don't know it yet, <span style="visibility:hidden">but I'm the reason you're here.</span></line>
  <line start="1143" end="1162">
    <strongbad>No, seriously. I'm Strong Bad, and you don't know it yet, but I'm the reason you're here.</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="1163" end="1173">
    <homestar>It's true.</homestar>
  </line>
  <line start="1180" end="1196" speaker="strongbad">Check me out!</line>
  <line start="1200" end="1225" speaker="strongbad">No, seriously, check me out.</line>
  <line start="1236" end="1270" speaker="strongbad">Sooo, take a look around.</line>
  <line start="1273" end="1306" speaker="strongbad">I strongly suggest checkin' out the Strong Bad Emails.</line>
  <line start="1312" end="1333" speaker="strongbad">And this cartoon's not bad.</line>
  <line start="1336" end="1350" speaker="strongbad">And this game's pretty fun.</line>
  <line start="1361" end="1375" speaker="strongbad">I mean, I played it.</line>
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