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''"It's my crappier and crappiest computers!"''


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[[Strong Bad]] generally '''has a loving relationship toward his [[Strong Bad's Computers|computers]]''', treating them like family (well, maybe not [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship|''his'' family]]). He is usually unwilling to replace them, even after they have been seriously damaged. There have, however, been instances where internal malfunctions and other problems have caused Strong Bad to get angry with his computers.
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== With the Tandy 400 ==
 
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[[Strong Bad]] generally '''has a loving relationship toward his [[Strong Bad's Computers|computers]]''', treating them like family (well, maybe not [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship|his family]]). He is usually unwilling to replace them, even after they have been seriously damaged. There have, however, been instances where internal malfunctions and other problems have caused Strong Bad to get angry with his computers.
 
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* [#With_the_Tandy_400 1 With the Tandy 400]
* [#With_the_Compy_386 2 With the Compy 386]
* [#With_the_Lappy_486 3 With the Lappy 486]
* [#With_the_Comp.C3.A9 4 With the Compé]
* [#With_the_Lappier 5 With the Lappier]
 
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== <span class="mw-headline">With the [[Tandy 400]]</span> ==


* Email [[gimmicks]] — Strong Bad is unwilling to replace his Tandy, even after it had just exploded.
* Email [[gimmicks]] — Strong Bad is unwilling to replace his Tandy, even after it had just exploded.
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* Email [[retirement]] — The Tandy and the Compy kidnap Strong Bad's Lappy. In exchange for the Lappy, Strong Bad checks one final email on the Tandy. Afterward, he blows up the Tandy by filling it with [[Mountain Dew]] and [[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]].
* Email [[retirement]] — The Tandy and the Compy kidnap Strong Bad's Lappy. In exchange for the Lappy, Strong Bad checks one final email on the Tandy. Afterward, he blows up the Tandy by filling it with [[Mountain Dew]] and [[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]].


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== With the Compy 386 ==
== <span class="mw-headline">With the [[Compy 386]]</span> ==


* Email [[virus]] — Strong Bad mourns the loss of his Compy. He calls the Compy his brother. He runs away sobbing, and he pounds his head on the desk while babbling hysterically.
* Email [[virus]] — Strong Bad mourns the loss of his Compy. He calls the Compy his brother. He runs away sobbing, and he pounds his head on the desk while babbling hysterically.
* Email [[retirement]] — The Compy and the Tandy kidnap Strong Bad's Lappy. In exchange for the Lappy, Strong Bad checks one final email on the Compy. Afterward, he allows the Compy to be swallowed by [[Strong Mad]].
* Email [[retirement]] — The Compy and the Tandy kidnap Strong Bad's Lappy. In exchange for the Lappy, Strong Bad checks one final email on the Compy. Afterward, he allows the Compy to be swallowed by [[Strong Mad]].


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== With the Lappy 486 ==
== <span class="mw-headline">With the [[Lappy 486]]</span> ==


* Email [[animal]] — Strong Bad is very excited upon the arrival of his new computer.
* Email [[animal]] — Strong Bad is very excited upon the arrival of his new computer.
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* Email [[hremail 3184]] — Strong Bad deliberately blows up the Lappy.
* Email [[hremail 3184]] — Strong Bad deliberately blows up the Lappy.


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== With the Compé ==
== <span class="mw-headline">With the [[Compé]]</span> ==


* [[Compy Catalog]] — Strong Bad chooses the Compé after looking at several computers. He claims to love the 'European-sounding flair with southeast Asian-sounding prices' and pays his weight in pennies to buy it. The Compé pulls a prank on Strong Bad by pretending that it crashed.
* [[Compy Catalog]] — Strong Bad chooses the Compé after looking at several computers. He claims to love the 'European-sounding flair with southeast Asian-sounding prices' and pays his weight in pennies to buy it. The Compé pulls a prank on Strong Bad by pretending that it crashed.
* Email [[sbemail 206]] — He refers to the Compé as his &quot;old computer&quot; when it turns into a &quot;newer, even better computer&quot;, the [[Lappier]]. Strong Bad tosses the only remaining part of the Compé away.
* Email [[sbemail 206]] — He refers to the Compé as his "old computer" when it turns into a "newer, even better computer", the [[Lappier]]. Strong Bad tosses the only remaining part of the Compé away.


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== With the Lappier ==
== <span class="mw-headline">With the [[Lappier]]</span> ==


* Email [[sbemail 206]] — Strong Bad says that the Lappier is newer and even better than the [[Compé]]. He later says that the Lappier is crappier and more expensive than the previous model.
* Email [[sbemail 206]] — Strong Bad says that the Lappier is newer and even better than the [[Compé]]. He later says that the Lappier is crappier and more expensive than the previous model.


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Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

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"It's my crappier and crappiest computers!"

Strong Bad generally has a loving relationship toward his computers, treating them like family (well, maybe not his family). He is usually unwilling to replace them, even after they have been seriously damaged. There have, however, been instances where internal malfunctions and other problems have caused Strong Bad to get angry with his computers.

With the Tandy 400

  • Email gimmicks — Strong Bad is unwilling to replace his Tandy, even after it had just exploded.
  • Email sisters — Strong Bad says he hates his computer after it deletes his email from Ali and Ali's sister.
  • Email invisibility — Strong Bad finally gets rid of the Tandy 400 and replaces it with Compy 386.
  • Email ghosts — The Tandy comes back as a ghost to haunt Strong Bad as payback for getting thrown away.
  • Email retirement — The Tandy and the Compy kidnap Strong Bad's Lappy. In exchange for the Lappy, Strong Bad checks one final email on the Tandy. Afterward, he blows up the Tandy by filling it with Mountain Dew and Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets.

With the Compy 386

  • Email virus — Strong Bad mourns the loss of his Compy. He calls the Compy his brother. He runs away sobbing, and he pounds his head on the desk while babbling hysterically.
  • Email retirement — The Compy and the Tandy kidnap Strong Bad's Lappy. In exchange for the Lappy, Strong Bad checks one final email on the Compy. Afterward, he allows the Compy to be swallowed by Strong Mad.

With the Lappy 486

  • Email animal — Strong Bad is very excited upon the arrival of his new computer.
  • Email cliffhangers — Strong Bad falls to his knees when the Lappy is stolen.
  • Email retirement — Strong Bad is depressed that the Lappy's gone. He is happy when the Lappy is returned, and takes it out for hushpuppies.
  • Email hremail 3184 — Strong Bad deliberately blows up the Lappy.

With the Compé

  • Compy Catalog — Strong Bad chooses the Compé after looking at several computers. He claims to love the 'European-sounding flair with southeast Asian-sounding prices' and pays his weight in pennies to buy it. The Compé pulls a prank on Strong Bad by pretending that it crashed.
  • Email sbemail 206 — He refers to the Compé as his "old computer" when it turns into a "newer, even better computer", the Lappier. Strong Bad tosses the only remaining part of the Compé away.

With the Lappier

  • Email sbemail 206 — Strong Bad says that the Lappier is newer and even better than the Compé. He later says that the Lappier is crappier and more expensive than the previous model.

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Strong Bad Email Info
Site Components Menu (Scroll Button Songs), Irregular Back Links, Irregular URLs, Page Titles, Descriptions, Podstar Runner
Emails by Title, Length, Intros (DVD, Part 1; Part 2), Subject, Greeting, Closing, Sender, Place, Outros, Release Dates
' Intros Relevant to the Email, Crapfully Yours, Until Next Time..., DELETED, Draw Trogdor Again, How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Spin-offs, Emails Edited by Strong Bad, Emails Taken in a Different Direction
Abdi LaRue, Ali and Ali's Sister, Bogus Mathematical Theorems, DNA Evidence, Edgar, Tape-leg
Email Number References, Acknowledged Update Delays
Background Emails, Nonexistent Emails
Technology Strong Bad's Computers (Malfunctioning, Surpassing Their Assumed Capabilities, Relationships, Stylized Text), (Preeeeow), Floppy Disk Container
' Statistics, Emails That Meet Strong Bad's Approval, Poorly Written Emails