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  <line start="33" end="114">
    <sfx>crickets</sfx>
    <!-- <text>this is the whole cartoon this year</text> -->
  </line>
  <line start="115" end="155">
    <sfx>crickets</sfx>
    <strongsad>So... do you guys think that's true?</strongsad>
  </line>
  <line start="156" end="174">
    <sfx>crickets</sfx>
    <strongsad>This is really it?</strongsad>
  </line>
  <line start="175" end="230">
    <sfx>crickets</sfx>
    <strongbad>Yeah, probably. I feel like we've been steadily working towards this over the years.</strongbad>
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  <line start="231" end="273">
    <sfx>crickets</sfx>
    <homestar>You mean we're not gonna get into any Halloween hijinks or nothin'?</homestar>
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  <line start="274" end="305">
    <sfx>crickets</sfx>
    <coachz>Ah, I'm getting too old for hijinks.</coachz>
  </line>
  <line start="306" end="378">
    <sfx>crickets</sfx>
    <coachz>And the last time I attempted even medium jinks, I threw out my torn rubdominal scrimmage!</coachz>
  </line>
  <line start="382" end="390" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="391" end="438">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <coachz>Deviled eggs? Three pieces of two-ply?</coachz>
  </line>
  <line start="439" end="470" speaker="coachz">You call those Halloween jinks?</line>
  <line start="471" end="511" speaker="coachz">Why, I could whistle so hard right now I—</line>
  <line start="512" end="516" speaker="sfx">whistle</line>
  <line start="517" end="519">
    <sfx>whistle</sfx>
    <sfx>bang</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="520" end="532">
    <sfx>whistle</sfx>
    <sfx>bang</sfx>
    <coachz sfx="true">yells</coachz>
  </line>
  <line start="533" end="594">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <announcer voiceover="true">If you've suffered a torn rubdominal scrimmage, Halloween jinks don't need to be a thing of the past.</announcer>
  </line>
  <line start="595" end="607">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <coachz>They don't?</coachz>
  </line>
  <line start="608" end="683">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <announcer voiceover="true">Lowjinxerol is specially formulated to treat creepy middle aged ailments, so you'll stop talking about them in public.</announcer>
  </line>
  <line start="684" end="688" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="689" end="711">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <marzipan>Hey, Coach Z! How's it going?</marzipan>
  </line>
  <line start="712" end="756">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <coachz>Well, this morning in the locker room my rubdominus swelled <span style="visibility:hidden"><em>OOMP!</em></span></coachz>
  </line>
  <line start="757" end="768">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <coachz>Well, this morning in the locker room my rubdominus swelled <em>OOMP!</em></coachz>
  </line>
  <line start="769" end="814">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <announcer voiceover="true">Reclaim your Halloween <em>low</em>-jinks with Lowjinxerol.</announcer>
  </line>
  <line start="815" end="860" speaker="announcer" voiceover="true" volume="0.8">A division of Fluffy Puff/Foamalate/Hot Pooey/Smarty Juice/Videlectrix Subsidiaries.</line>
  <line start="868" end="916" speaker="announcer2" voiceover="true">We now return to Channel 5's Halloween progrumming.</line>
  <line start="920" end="948" speaker="sfx">suspenseful music</line>
  <line start="949" end="994">
    <sfx>suspenseful music</sfx>
    <coachz>Slow night at City Hall, eh, fellow night watchman?</coachz>
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  <line start="995" end="1041">
    <sfx>suspenseful music</sfx>
    <bubs>That establishes our location, and humdrum routine.</bubs>
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  <line start="1042" end="1055">
    <sfx>suspenseful music</sfx>
    <sfx>muffled voice</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="1056" end="1097">
    <sfx>suspenseful music</sfx>
    <kingoftown voiceover="true">Please, don't keep walking towards me, I beg of you!</kingoftown>
  </line>
  <line start="1098" end="1138">
    <sfx>suspenseful music</sfx>
    <kingoftown voiceover="true">No, you're still walking towards me! NOOOOO!</kingoftown>
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  <line start="1139" end="1174">
    <sfx>suspenseful music</sfx>
    <coachz sfx="true">screaming</coachz>
    <bubs sfx="true">screaming</bubs>
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  <line start="1175" end="1220" speaker="sfx">intro jingle</line>
  <line start="1226" end="1280" speaker="homestar">Stand down, local law enforcement. Group of random teens is here!</line>
  <line start="1281" end="1313" speaker="coachz">Mysfit-steries, thank goodness it's you.</line>
  <line start="1314" end="1365" speaker="coachz">I almost didn't recognize you in those absurd zigzagged pants.</line>
  <line start="1368" end="1403" speaker="homestar">Yeah, I—I know. I'm trying to branch out.</line>
  <line start="1404" end="1452" speaker="bubs">When we rushed in here, the mysterious silhouette had vanished!</line>
  <line start="1455" end="1503" speaker="strongbad">Oh, great. Another fanatical <i>mysterious</i> believer.</line>
  <line start="1507" end="1555">
    <sfx>ominous music</sfx>
    <marzipan>Zigglies! Why would anyone want to kill Councilman Zonepermit?</marzipan>
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  <line start="1556" end="1589">
    <sfx>ominous music</sfx>
    <strongmad>LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!</strongmad>
  </line>
  <line start="1590" end="1592" speaker="sfx">ominous music</line>
  <line start="1593" end="1605">
    <sfx>ominous music</sfx>
    <homestar>Luh-luh-luh...</homestar>
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  <line start="1606" end="1620">
    <sfx>ominous music</sfx>
    <coachz>Luh-luh-luh...</coachz>
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  <line start="1621" end="1635">
    <sfx>ominous music</sfx>
    <bubs>Luh-luh-luh...</bubs>
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  <line start="1636" end="1668">
    <sfx>ominous music</sfx>
    <all volume="1.2">LARGE BEAN!</all>
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  <line start="1669" end="1697">
    <sfx>ominous music</sfx>
    <strongbad>SO UNSETTLING!</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="1698" end="1740" speaker="sfx">ominous music</line>
  <line start="1753" end="1763" speaker="homestar" sfx="true">gasps</line>
  <line start="1764" end="1783" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad stopped breathing!</line>
  <line start="1784" end="1817" speaker="sfx">music sting</line>
  <line start="1818" end="1846" speaker="homestar">We have to play in a band!</line>
  <line start="1847" end="1943" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="1944" end="1989">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <homestar><i>And in the moonlight, things get kind of kooky</i></homestar>
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  <line start="1990" end="2044">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <homestar><i>Girl, you know they do, and your parents don't respect me as a man</i></homestar>
  </line>
  <line start="2045" end="2083">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <homestar voiceover="true">In the moonlight, things get kind of crazy</homestar>
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  <line start="2084" end="2143">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <homestar voiceover="true">They're trying to extricate me out of these absurd zig-zagged pants</homestar>
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  <line start="2144" end="2171">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <homestar voiceover="true">Moonlight</homestar>
  </line>
  <line start="2172" end="2185">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <homestar voiceover="true">Kooky</homestar>
  </line>
  <line start="2186" end="2214">
    <sfx volume="1.2">crash</sfx>
    <sfx>music sting</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="2228" end="2325" speaker="homestar">Well, Strong Bad, it looks like your neverending attempts to unshackle me from my ridiculous-èd pants have finally paid off.</line>
  <line start="2329" end="2380" speaker="strongmad">Let's find out whose rich uncle he really is!</line>
  <line start="2398" end="2411">
    <sfx>ominous music</sfx>
    <homestar>Suh-suh-suh...</homestar>
  </line>
  <line start="2412" end="2425">
    <sfx>ominous music</sfx>
    <strongbad>Suh-suh-suh...</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="2426" end="2443">
    <sfx>ominous music</sfx>
    <marzipan>Suh-suh-suh!</marzipan>
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  <line start="2444" end="2475">
    <sfx>ominous music</sfx>
    <all volume="1.2">STAVE IT OFF GUY!</all>
  </line>
  <line start="2476" end="2508" speaker="marzipan">I thought it was gonna be that creepy night watchman.</line>
  <line start="2509" end="2535" speaker="coachz">So did I, honestly.</line>
  <line start="2536" end="2576" speaker="bubs">Why would you want to kill Councilman Zonepermit?</line>
  <line start="2577" end="2621" speaker="staveitoffguy">Heh heh, I dunno. I guess he wouldn't give me no permits.</line>
  <line start="2622" end="2660" speaker="homestar">There's only one place for a criminal like you...</line>
  <line start="2661" end="2691" speaker="sfx">music sting</line>
  <line start="2692" end="2716" speaker="homestar">Playing in our band!</line>
  <line start="2719" end="2754" speaker="strongbad">Are we forgetting he totally just murdered somebody?</line>
  <line start="2755" end="2775">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <homestar><i>Moonlight</i></homestar>
  </line>
  <line start="2776" end="2800">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <homestar><i>Kooky</i></homestar>
  </line>
  <line start="2801" end="2825">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <homestar voiceover="true">Moonlight</homestar>
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  <line start="2826" end="2850">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <homestar voiceover="true">Kooky kooky</homestar>
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  <line start="2851" end="2897">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <homestar voiceover="true">Moonlight, things get kinda kooky, yeah</homestar>
    <staveitoffguy><i>One, two, three... one, two, three...</i></staveitoffguy>
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  <line start="2898" end="2948">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <homestar><i>Kooky, oh yeah, saying kooky, oh yeah, ha ha</i></homestar>
    <staveitoffguy voiceover="true">One, two, three... now you can count to</staveitoffguy>
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  <line start="2949" end="2997">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <staveitoffguy><i>One, two, three... one, two, three...</i></staveitoffguy>
    <other><i>Stave it off... stave it off...</i></other>
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  <line start="2998" end="3045">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <staveitoffguy voiceover="true">One, two, three... now you can count to</staveitoffguy>
    <other voiceover="true">Stave it off...</other>
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  <line start="3046" end="3093">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <staveitoffguy><i>One, two, three... one, two, three...</i></staveitoffguy>
    <other voiceover="true">Stave it off... you've got to stave it off...</other>
  </line>
  <line start="3094" end="3142">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <staveitoffguy><i>One, two, three... now you can count to</i></staveitoffguy>
    <other voiceover="true">Stave it off...</other>
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  <line start="3143" end="3175">
    <staveitoffguy><br/><i>One, two, three... now you can count to</i></staveitoffguy>
    <all><i>three!</i></all>
  </line>
  <line start="3197" end="3252">
    <sfx>crickets</sfx>
    <!-- <text>that was the whole cartoon this year</text> -->
  </line>
  <line start="3253" end="3281">
    <sfx>crickets</sfx>
    <homestar>So, that whole deal we just watched.</homestar>
  </line>
  <line start="3282" end="3338">
    <sfx>crickets</sfx>
    <homestar>Was that, like, the list of side effects for Coach Z's Jinxy-rolls medicine?</homestar>
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  <line start="3339" end="3358">
    <sfx>crickets</sfx>
    <strongsad>Uh, what do you mean?</strongsad>
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  <line start="3359" end="3371">
    <sfx>crickets</sfx>
    <homestar>You know, like...</homestar>
  </line>
  <line start="3372" end="3390">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <homestar>Side effects may include: <span style="visibility:hidden">zig-zaggèd pants, large bean, clichéd parodies, and playing in a band.</span></homestar>
  </line>
  <line start="3391" end="3407">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <homestar>Side effects may include: zig-zaggèd pants, <span style="visibility:hidden">large bean, clichéd parodies, and playing in a band.</span></homestar>
  </line>
  <line start="3408" end="3419">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <homestar>Side effects may include: zig-zaggèd pants, large bean, <span style="visibility:hidden">clichéd parodies, and playing in a band.</span></homestar>
  </line>
  <line start="3420" end="3435">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <homestar>Side effects may include: zig-zaggèd pants, large bean, clichéd parodies, <span style="visibility:hidden">and playing in a band.</span></homestar>
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  <line start="3436" end="3456">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <homestar>Side effects may include: zig-zaggèd pants, large bean, clichéd parodies, and playing in a band.</homestar>
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  <line start="3457" end="3514">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <coachz>No way! The only side effects of Lowjinxerol are, uh...</coachz>
  </line>
  <line start="3515" end="3533" speaker="all" volume="1.2">Happy Halloween!</line>
  <line start="3534" end="3549">
    <all volume="1.2">Happy Halloween!</all>
    <strongbad sfx="true">choking</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="3550" end="3562" speaker="strongbad" sfx="true">coughs</line>
  <line start="3563" end="3583" speaker="strongbad">Raaaagh!</line>
  <line start="3584" end="3597" speaker="strongbad">Here I come!</line>
  <line start="3598" end="3620" speaker="strongbad">Whooooa!</line>

  <line start="3649" end="3683" speaker="coachz">Finally, someone let me outta my cage!</line>
  <line start="3686" end="3701" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I can fix that.</line>
  <line start="3702" end="3716" speaker="sfx">whoosh</line>
  <line start="3717" end="3723" speaker="sfx">crash</line>
  <line start="3724" end="3743" speaker="coachz">I ain't happy...</line>

  <line start="3762" end="3780" speaker="homestar" voiceover="true">Here comes Bod.</line>
  <line start="3781" end="3875" speaker="homestar" voiceover="true" sfx="true">sings theme from "Bod"</line>

  <line start="3880" end="3898" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Here comes Zod.</line>
  <line start="3899" end="3921" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true" sfx="true">sings theme from "Bod"</line>
  <line start="3922" end="3973" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true" sfx="true">switches to theme from "Superman"</line>
  <line start="3977" end="4000" speaker="strongbad">Kneel before Zod!</line>
  <line start="4001" end="4026" speaker="homestar">No no. Kneel before Bod.</line>
  <line start="4027" end="4051" speaker="strongbad">Nuh-uh! Kneel before Zod!</line>
  <line start="4052" end="4065" speaker="homestar">Kneel before Bod.</line>
  <line start="4066" end="4075" speaker="strongbad">Kneel before Zod!</line>
  <line start="4076" end="4085" speaker="homestar">Kneel before Bod!</line>
  <line start="4086" end="4090" speaker="strongbad">Zod!</line>
  <line start="4091" end="4094" speaker="homestar">Bod!</line>
  <line start="4095" end="4098" speaker="strongbad">Zod!</line>
  <line start="4099" end="4102" speaker="homestar">Bod!</line>
  <line start="4103" end="4104" speaker="strongbad">Zod!</line>
  <line start="4105" end="4108" speaker="homestar">Bod!</line>
  <line start="4109" end="4121">
    <strongbad>Zodzodzodzodzod!</strongbad>
    <homestar>Bodbodbodbodbod!</homestar>
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  <line start="4122" end="4136" sfx="true">squash</line>

  <line start="4145" end="4182">
    <homestar sfx="true">singing out of tune</homestar>
    <homestar>Say, Bubs! I really like your costume!</homestar>
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  <line start="4183" end="4205">
    <homestar sfx="true">singing out of tune</homestar>
    <homestar>It's '70s Bubs!</homestar>
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  <line start="4206" end="4226">
    <homestar sfx="true">singing out of tune</homestar>
    <homestar>Giving a piggyback ride!</homestar>
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  <line start="4227" end="4247">
    <homestar sfx="true">singing out of tune</homestar>
    <homestar>To Totoro!</homestar>
  </line>
  <line start="4248" end="4274">
    <homestar sfx="true">singing out of tune</homestar>
    <homestar>Eating a purple burrito!</homestar>
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  <line start="4275" end="4309">
    <homestar sfx="true">singing out of tune</homestar>
    <homestar>It's such a great costume, you know</homestar>
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  <line start="4310" end="4330">
    <homestar sfx="true">singing out of tune</homestar>
    <homestar>(ba-da-dum, da-da-dum, da-da-dum.)</homestar>
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  <line start="4332" end="4352" speaker="bubs">Thank you!</line>

  <line start="4361" end="4393" speaker="homestar">Strong Mad: I dunno. Probably from <cite>Labyrinth</cite>.</line>
  <line start="4394" end="4428" speaker="homestar">Pom Pom: I dunno. Probably from <cite>Great Muppet Caper</cite>.</line>
  <line start="4429" end="4465" speaker="homestar">Strong Sad: I dunno. Probably from <cite>Sesame Street</cite>.</line>
  <line start="4466" end="4504" speaker="homestar">Poopsmith: I dunno. Probably from <cite>Pigs in Space</cite>.</line>
  <line start="4507" end="4537" speaker="strongsad">Ooh, the Hensonian Method!</line>

  <line start="4547" end="4582" speaker="strongbad">Hey, King! Why didn't you dress up as King Ding Dong?</line>
  <line start="4583" end="4599" speaker="strongbad">That's a no-brain-o!</line>
  <line start="4600" end="4644" speaker="kingoftown">Those devil's food hockey pucks? Never!</line>
  <line start="4645" end="4678" speaker="strongbad">I'm pretty sure it's all the same ingredients.</line>
  <line start="4679" end="4732" speaker="strongbad">Just extruded out of a different machine in the Double Dare guy's basement.</line>
  <line start="4733" end="4761" speaker="strongbad">Which is where I assume all snacks come from.</line>
  <line start="4763" end="4799" speaker="kingoftown">Don't get me started on Marc Summers!</line>

  <line start="4810" end="4847" speaker="strongsad">The Cheat loves Sosuke!</line>
  <line start="4849" end="4863" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>

  <line start="4891" end="4942" speaker="homestar">That's a real swell zombie Ziggy Stardust costume, Marzipan.</line>
  <line start="4943" end="4954" speaker="homestar">Real swell!</line>
  <line start="4955" end="4996" speaker="strongbad">How come you got one of them drive-thru speakers stuck in your chest?</line>
  <line start="4997" end="5031" speaker="dtwhale">The powder is yours. Sprinkle it on your fries.</line>

  <line start="5043" end="5062" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Homsaw!</line>
  <line start="5063" end="5125" speaker="strongbad">I weally like youw BB-8 got wun ovew by a sand cwawlew costume!</line>
  <line start="5126" end="5181" speaker="homestar">Eh, I dunno. Personally, I woulda gone with "Oscar the Grouch 2000".</line>
  <line start="5182" end="5196" speaker="strongsad">Henson! Henson!</line>

  <line start="5208" end="5261" speaker="announcer2" voiceover="true">Up next, it's thrills and chills with Jibblies vs. Poofers.</line>
  <line start="5263" end="5267" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="5268" end="5327">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <homestar voiceover="true">Mr. Poofers careens through life like a Wichita bandsaw, and that's no lie.</homestar>
  </line>
  <line start="5328" end="5336" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="5337" end="5348">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <painting>COME <span style="visibility:hidden">ON IIIIf you really loved me you would say so!</span></painting>
  </line>
  <line start="5349" end="5359">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <painting>COME ON <span style="visibility:hidden">IIIIf you really loved me you would say so!</span></painting>
  </line>
  <line start="5360" end="5382">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <painting>COME ON IIII<span style="visibility:hidden">f you really loved me you would say so!</span></painting>
  </line>
  <line start="5383" end="5429">
    <painting sfx="true">singing</painting>
    <painting>COME ON IIIIf you really loved me you would say so!</painting>
  </line>
  <line start="5430" end="5495">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <homestar voiceover="true">said a delightful oil-on-canvas by acclaimed folk artist Rothschild Rootbeer.</homestar>
  </line>
  <line start="5496" end="5529">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
    <homestar voiceover="true">"Sure beats paintin' pimecones!"</homestar>
  </line>
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