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  <line start="23" end="77" speaker="sfx">birds chirping</line>
  <line start="78" end="85" speaker="strongbad">It's here!</line>
  <line start="89" end="97" speaker="strongbad">It's here!</line>
  <line start="99" end="113" speaker="strongbad">It's finally here!</line>
  <line start="116" end="159">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<strongsad>It's here! It's here! It's fina-lully here!</strongsad></line>
  <line start="160" end="181">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<strongsad>There's no more time for expecta—</strongsad></line>
  <line start="182" end="193" speaker="strongbad">Shut up!</line>
  <line start="197" end="242" speaker="strongsad">That was the happiest I've ever been...</line>
  <line start="251" end="283" speaker="strongbad">I've been waiting all dang year for this!</line>
  <line start="284" end="333" speaker="strongbad">The 2009 Compy new products catalog!</line>
  <line start="336" end="369" speaker="strongbad">A new Compy catalog is like Decemberween morning,<span style="visibility:hidden"> my birthday, a candy store, and Strong Sad's funeral all wrapped up together in one piece of junk mail!</span></line>
  <line start="370" end="381" speaker="strongbad">A new Compy catalog is like Decemberween morning, my birthday,<span style="visibility:hidden"> a candy store, and Strong Sad's funeral all wrapped up together in one piece of junk mail!</span></line>
  <line start="382" end="393" speaker="strongbad">A new Compy catalog is like Decemberween morning, my birthday, a candy store,<span style="visibility:hidden"> and Strong Sad's funeral all wrapped up together in one piece of junk mail!</span></line>
  <line start="394" end="453" speaker="strongbad">A new Compy catalog is like Decemberween morning, my birthday, a candy store, and Strong Sad's funeral all wrapped up together in one piece of junk mail!</line>
  <line start="454" end="494" speaker="strongbad">Now I can finally find a suitable replacement for the Lappy!</line>
  <line start="500" end="550" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, look at this new line of brightly colored Lappies!<span style="visibility:hidden"> Neon Tan, Gray Passion, Rodeo Beige, Italian Same, Glittery Taupe.</span></line>
  <line start="550" end="565" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, look at this new line of brightly colored Lappies! Neon Tan,<span style="visibility:hidden"> Gray Passion, Rodeo Beige, Italian Same, Glittery Taupe.</span></line>
  <line start="566" end="580" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, look at this new line of brightly colored Lappies! Neon Tan, Gray Passion,<span style="visibility:hidden"> Rodeo Beige, Italian Same, Glittery Taupe.</span></line>
  <line start="581" end="599" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, look at this new line of brightly colored Lappies! Neon Tan, Gray Passion, Rodéo Beige,<span style="visibility:hidden"> Italian Same, Glittery Taupe.</span></line>
  <line start="600" end="618" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, look at this new line of brightly colored Lappies! Neon Tan, Gray Passion, Rodéo Beige, Italian Same,<span style="visibility:hidden"> Glittery Taupe.</span></line>
  <line start="619" end="636" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, look at this new line of brightly colored Lappies! Neon Tan, Gray Passion, Rodéo Beige, Italian Same, Glittery Taupe.</line>
  <line start="637" end="682" speaker="strongbad">Seems like these are more for those stylish ladies and the rat-dogs they—</line>
  <line start="683" end="727" speaker="strongbad">Wait. Did they just try to tell me same is a color?</line>
  <line start="728" end="762" speaker="strongbad">Our most family-friendly Compy ever,</line>
  <line start="769" end="813" speaker="strongbad">The Roomy-Vac is a computer for the entire household!</line> 
  <line start="814" end="842" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Comes with built-in printer,</line>
  <line start="843" end="856" speaker="strongbad">Eight-inch monitor, </line>
  <line start="857" end="878" speaker="strongbad">Three bedroom, two-and-a-half bath!</line>
  <line start="879" end="906" speaker="strongbad">And front door for easy access!</line>
  <line start="908" end="1087" speaker="strongbad"> <em>(monotone)</em> The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?</line>
  <line start="1088" end="1145" speaker="strongbad">Why would they print that whole exchange? Anyway, what else they got?</line>
  <line start="1153" end="1229" speaker="strongbad">Do you have problems opening up digital pictures of your grandkids or taking four consecutive steps?</line>
  <line start="1230" end="1257" speaker="strongbad">Then have we got a Compy for you!</line>
  <line start="1259" end="1314">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<strongbad>The Grampy Aught-Six utilizes easy to read 400-point type!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1315" end="1374">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<strongbad>Turning even the shortest email into an unforgettable all-day affair!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1375" end="1454">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<strongbad>And you'll never lose track of our new meat-loaf sized cursor. It's <em>shaped</em> like meat loaf, too!</strongbad></line>
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<strongbad>Optional mouse, that is an <em>actual</em> mouse that will pre-chew your food for you, sold separately. The Grampy Aught-Six.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1544" end="1582" speaker="strongbad">Because Piccadilly's not open 24 hours.</line>
  <line start="1595" end="1603" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
  <line start="1605" end="1668" speaker="strongbad">Oh, my goodness, graphics. I like the looks of thiis!</line>
  <line start="1671" end="1740" speaker="strongbad">The Compé, because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words.</line>
  <line start="1745" end="1818" speaker="strongbad">The Compy Compé delivers European-sounding flair, with southeast Asian-sounding prices.</line>
  <line start="1820" end="1838" speaker="strongbad">My two most favorites!</line>
  <line start="1839" end="1845" speaker="sfx">explosion</line>
  <line start="1846" end="1856">
<sfx>explosion</sfx>
<strongbad>Sooold!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1858" end="1899" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna put my eighty thousand pennies in the mail right now!</line>
  <line start="1906" end="1918" speaker="sfx">slam</line>
  <line start="1946" end="1996" speaker="strongbad">All right, Compé, that accent mark better not let me down!</line>
  <line start="1997" end="2018" speaker="sfx">sigh</line>
  <line start="2019" end="2070" speaker="strongbad">So sleek. So-phisticated. So, Compé.</line>
  <line start="2071" end="2075" speaker="sfx">harp</line>
  <line start="2076" end="2080" speaker="sfx">computer noise</line>
  <line start="2083" end="2090" speaker="strongbad">What the?</line>
  <line start="2091" end="2131" speaker="strongbad">(grunts in frustration)</line>
  <line start="2132" end="2142" speaker="sfx">Ha-ha!</line>
  <line start="2143" end="2242" speaker="strongbad">Oh-ho-ho-ho. A wise guy, eh? I think you and me are gonna get along just fine, Compé.</line>
  <line start="2243" end="2287" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="yes">It's here! It's here! It's fina-lully here!</line>
  <line start="2295" end="2311" speaker="sfx">phoot</line>
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