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&quot;The Future Is You... Probably&quot;
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In addition to normal [[Catch Phrases|catch phrases]] on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have '''slogans, mottos or jingles.'''
In addition to normal [[Catch Phrases|catch phrases]] on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have '''slogans, mottos or jingles.'''


{| id="toc" class="wikitable toc" summary="Contents"
== Appearances ==
|-
| <div id="toctitle">
 
<span id="contents"></span>
== Contents ==
 
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* [#Appearances 1 Appearances]
** [#Ab-Abber_2000 1.1 Ab-Abber 2000]
** [#Air_Cardgage 1.2 Air Cardgage]
** [#Always_Be.27sing_.26_Do.27sing 1.3 Always Be'sing & Do'sing]
** [#B._Ryan_Holmes.2C_Certified_Arborist 1.4 B. Ryan Holmes, Certified Arborist]
** [#Blubb-O.27s 1.5 Blubb-O's]
** [#Bubs.27_Concession_Stand 1.6 Bubs' Concession Stand]
** [#Bubs.27_Old_Pizza 1.7 Bubs' Old Pizza]
** [#Bull_Honkey 1.8 Bull Honkey]
** [#Cheat_Commandos 1.9 Cheat Commandos]
** [#Cheat_Commandos...O.27s 1.10 Cheat Commandos...O's]
** [#Chocolate_Breakfast_Candy_Bar_Pops.21 1.11 Chocolate Breakfast Candy Bar Pops!]
** [#Chocozuma.27s_Revenge 1.12 Chocozuma's Revenge]
** [#city_.28comma.29_state 1.13 city (comma) state]
** [#Coach_Z_Ale 1.14 Coach Z Ale]
** [#Cold_One 1.15 Cold One]
** [#Comp.C3.A9 1.16 Compé]
** [#Crazy_Go_Nuts_University 1.17 Crazy Go Nuts University]
** [#Cyber.Comma.Static 1.18 Cyber.Comma.Static]
** [#Doctor_Stankfoot.27s_Watery_Athlete.27s_Foot_Cream 1.19 Doctor Stankfoot's Watery Athlete's Foot Cream]
** [#File_Folder_Shaped_Vitamins 1.20 File Folder Shaped Vitamins]
** [#Fish_Lake 1.21 Fish Lake]
** [#Fluffy_Puff_Marshmallows 1.22 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]
** [#Fluffy_Puff_Air-Puffed_Sugar_Delights 1.23 Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]
** [#Genghis_Khan_for_Women 1.24 Genghis Khan for Women]
** [#Grampy_Aught-Six 1.25 Grampy Aught-Six]
** [#Hamburger_Shampoo 1.26 Hamburger Shampoo]
** [#Have_Edge_Times_Magazine 1.27 Have Edge Times Magazine]
** [#Homely_Boy_Brand_Tube_Socks 1.28 Homely Boy Brand Tube Socks]
** [#Hollerin.27_Jimmy.27s 1.29 Hollerin' Jimmy's]
** [#Hot_Pooey 1.30 Hot Pooey]
** [#Hypothetic-O.27s 1.31 Hypothetic-O's]
** [#Jobar.27s_Big_Ol.27_Headache_Medicine 1.32 Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine]
** [#Jurvy-Skat 1.33 Jurvy-Skat]
** [#Lappy_486 1.34 Lappy 486]
** [#Last_Minit_Peanut_Brittle 1.35 Last Minit Peanut Brittle]
** [#Litigation_Jackson 1.36 Litigation Jackson]
** [#Malinko_Drinko 1.37 Malinko Drinko]
** [#Piemonade 1.38 Piemonade]
** [#Polymascotfoamalate 1.39 Polymascotfoamalate]
** [#Portly_Washboy_Fancy_Laundry_Paste 1.40 Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]
** [#Public_Radio_Sounds 1.41 Public Radio Sounds]
** [#Roomy-Vac 1.42 Roomy-Vac]
** [#Rough_Copy.21 1.43 Rough Copy!]
** [#SB2O 1.44 SB2O]
** [#Sbemailiarized_Entertainment 1.45 Sbemailiarized Entertainment]
** [#SB_Finest_Colognac 1.46 SB Finest Colognac]
** [#SBLOUNSKCHED.21 1.47 SBLOUNSKCHED!]
** [#Scarfgirl 1.48 Scarfgirl]
** [#Schenectady_Crispies 1.49 Schenectady Crispies]
** [#Senor_Cardgage_Mortgage 1.50 Senor Cardgage Mortgage]
** [#Sog_Dog 1.51 Sog Dog]
** [#Soundy_Puffs 1.52 Soundy Puffs]
** [#Stack_.27Em_to_the_Heavens 1.53 Stack 'Em to the Heavens]
** [#SteaKasTle 1.54 SteaKasTle]
** [#Strong_Bad.27s_Double_Deuce-blemint_Gum 1.55 Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum]
** [#Strong_Bad.27s_EGGS 1.56 Strong Bad's EGGS]
** [#Strong_Bad.27s_Mount_RidesPlace.21_USA 1.57 Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA]
** [#Strong_Badia_Action_Cool_News_5 1.58 Strong Badia Action Cool News 5]
** [#Strong_Bad-Type_Interview_Progrum 1.59 Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum]
** [#Strong_Mad_Oyster_Smoothie_Breath_Caked_Armpit_Latte 1.60 Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte]
** [#Styles_Upon_Styles 1.61 Styles Upon Styles]
** [#Suudsu 1.62 Suudsu]
** [#Suge_Brown 1.63 Suge Brown]
** [#Temporarios 1.64 Temporarios]
** [#That_Clock 1.65 That Clock]
** [#The_Cheatcakes 1.66 The Cheatcakes]
** [#The_Great_Mound 1.67 The Great Mound]
** [#The_King_of_Town.27s_Very_Own_Quite_Popular_Cartoon_Show 1.68 The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]
** [#The_KOT.27s_Good_Gravy 1.69 The KOT's Good Gravy]
** [#The_Show 1.70 The Show]
** [#The_Stab_Yourself.21 1.71 The Stab Yourself!]
** [#Things_That_Go_Dump_in_the_Night 1.72 Things That Go Dump in the Night]
** [#This_Brownie_Might_Kill_You 1.73 This Brownie Might Kill You]
** [#Thorax_Language_Courses 1.74 Thorax Language Courses]
** [#Uncle_Strong_Bad.27s_Flavor_Taste_Style_Chewing_Powders 1.75 Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders]
** [#Videlectrix 1.76 Videlectrix]
** [#Whined_.26_Dined 1.77 Whined & Dined]
** [#WSBD 1.78 WSBD]
* [#See_also 2 See also]
 
|}
 
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== <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span> ==
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Ab-Abber 2000]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;They'll be [[All up ons|all up ons]]!&quot; — [[suntan]]
 
<span id="mw89"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Air Cardgage]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;This is not what I sagged on for.&quot; — [[diorama]]
 
<span id="mw91"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Always Be'sing & Do'sing]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Always [[Be's|be'sing]] and do'sing, and never cheesing or choosing!&quot; — [[the next april fools thing]]
* &quot;If you're choosin', you're losin'!&quot; — [[the next april fools thing]]
* &quot;Changin' attitudes with rhymin' platitudes!&quot; — [[the next april fools thing]]
* &quot;If you're not attendin', you're gonna be... lendin'... your neighbor... a... yard tool... like a shovel. Or a rake.&quot; (Always Be's Do'sing 3 Day Life Cleanse Seminar) — [[the next april fools thing]]
 
<span id="mw97"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[other days|B. Ryan Holmes, Certified Arborist]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;I think it has to do with trees!&quot; — [[other days]]
 
<span id="mw99"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Blubb-O's]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;You guessed it... We're called Blubb-O's.&quot; — [[nightlife]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
* &quot;Come the Heck Down!&quot; — [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
 
<span id="mw103"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;We 'got' the goods&quot; — [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
* &quot;All types of crazy [[Crap|crap]]&quot; — [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
* &quot;We're always awesome!&quot; — [[Bubs's Character Video]]
* &quot;We've Got Everything! [[Twice]]!&quot; — [[Homestar Ruiner]]
* &quot;Make yourself Bubsmfortable!&quot; (as Bubsmfort Inn &amp; Suites) — [[Fan Costumes 2017]]
 
<span id="mw111"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Bubs' Old Pizza]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;It's-A Really Old&quot; — [[privileges]]
 
<span id="mw113"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Bull Honkey]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Thinnest Can Around!!&quot; — [[road trip]]
 
<span id="mw115"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Cheat Commandos]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;[[Buy all our playsets and toys!!]]&quot;
* &quot;Cheat Commandos, rock, rock on!&quot;
* &quot;Cheat Commandos, riggidy-roll!&quot; (according to [[Gunhaver]]; not what they usually say, as [[Silent Rip]] noted) — [[An Important Rap Song]]
 
<span id="mw120"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Minor Foods|Cheat Commandos...O's]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Those aren't O's!&quot; — [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
* &quot;Those still aren't O's!&quot; — [[specially marked]]
 
<span id="mw123"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked|Chocolate Breakfast Candy Bar Pops!]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Part of this new, tritious breakfast&quot; — [[specially marked]]
 
<span id="mw125"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[bottom 10|Chocozuma's Revenge]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;14 Desserts in One!&quot; — [[bottom 10]]
 
<span id="mw127"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[city (comma) state]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;In the dead of a small factory town, dealing with your quirky, dysfunctional family is the ''easiest'' part of the journey.&quot; — [[independent]]
 
<span id="mw129"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Minor Drinks|Coach Z Ale]]</span> ===


* &quot;Differently Lame!&quot; — [[time capsule]]
=== Ab-Abber 2000 ===


<span id="mw131"></span>
* "They'll be [[All up ons|all up ons]]!" [[suntan]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Cold One]]</span> ===


* &quot;A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all.&quot; — [[property of ones]]
=== Blubb-O's ===
* &quot;Straight from the oven!&quot; (Wärm Önes) — [[property of ones]]
* &quot;Holy Crap! This Tastes Good!&quot; (Strong Beer Premium [[Alcohol|Alcoholic]] Cold Ones) — [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|Strong Bad Screensaver]]


<span id="mw136"></span>
* "You guessed it... We're called Blubb-O's" — [[nightlife]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Compé]]</span> ===
* "Come the Heck Down" [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]


* &quot;Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words.&quot; — [[Compy Catalog]]
=== Bubs' Concession Stand ===


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* "We're always awesome!" — [[Bubs's Character Video]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]</span> ===
* "We've got everything! Twice!" [[Homestar Ruiner]]


* &quot;The future is you... probably&quot; — [[CGNU]]
=== Bubs' Old Pizza ===
* &quot;Join the e-NIVERSITY e-VOLUTION <s>e-DAY</s> TODAY!!&quot; (CGNU Online e-Niversity) — [[theme song]]


<span id="mw141"></span>
* "It's-A Really Old" [[privileges]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[independent|Cyber.Comma.Static]]</span> ===


* &quot;In the dead of space, dealing with aliens is the ''easiest'' part of the voyage.&quot; — [[independent]]
=== Cheat Commandos ===


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* "[[Buy all our playsets and toys!!]]"
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Products from modeling|Doctor Stankfoot's Watery Athlete's Foot Cream]]</span> ===
* "Cheat Commandos, rock, rock on!"
* "Cheat Commandos, riggidy-roll!" (according to [[Gunhaver]]; not what they usually say, as [[Silent Rip]] noted) — [[An Important Rap Song]]


* &quot;Got Stinkfoot? Get Stankfoot!&quot; — [[modeling]]
=== Coach Z Ale ===


<span id="mw145"></span>
* "Differently Lame!" [[time capsule]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Minor Foods|File Folder Shaped Vitamins]]</span> ===


* &quot;Great for the break room, or maybe a desk drawer!&quot; — [[the next april fools thing]]
=== Cold One ===


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* "A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all." [[property of ones]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[anything|Fish Lake]]</span> ===


* &quot;Home of This Fish&quot; — [[anything]]
=== Compé ===


<span id="mw149"></span>
* "Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words." [[Compy Catalog]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]</span> ===


* &quot;Seriously, folks, they're the best.&quot; — [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
=== Crazy Go Nuts University ===
* &quot;The first one to eat a million, wins.&quot; — [[the show]]
* &quot;Made from the best stuff!&quot; ([[Fluffy Puff Mayo|Fluffy Puff All-Marshmallow Mayonnaise]]) — [[Meet Marshie]], [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
* &quot;They're fluffity! They're puffity! One, two, three, four, five!&quot; — [[Meet Marshie]]
* &quot;Yeah! Still!&quot; — [[retirement]]
* &quot;Why ever drink again?&quot; ([[Fluffy Puff Malloweens]]) — [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]]


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* "The future is you... probably" [[CGNU]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]]</span> ===


* &quot;Handpuffed at the factory in [[Neuconsin]]&quot; — [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
=== Fluffy Puff Marshmallows ===
* &quot;Look Lively!!&quot; — [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]


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* "Seriously, folks, they're the best." — [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Genghis Khan]] [[lady...ing|for Women]]</span> ===
* "The first one to eat a million, wins." — [[the show]]
* "Made from the best stuff!" — [[Meet Marshie]], [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
* "They're fluffity! They're puffity! One, two, three, four, five!"
* "Yeah! Still!" [[retirement]]
* "Why ever drink again?" — [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]]


* &quot;Smell like a Warlord!&quot; — [[lady...ing]]
=== Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights ===


<span id="mw167"></span>
* "Handpuffed at the factory in [[Neuconsin]]" — [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Grampy Aught-Six]]</span> ===
* "Look Lively!!" [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]


* &quot;Because [[Piccadilly Restaurants|Piccadilly]]'s not open 24 hours.&quot; — [[Compy Catalog]]
=== Grampy Aught-Six ===


<span id="mw170"></span>
* "Because Piccadilly's not open 24 hours." [[Compy Catalog]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Hamburger Shampoo]]</span> ===


* &quot;[[The Geddup Noise|Geddup Noise]] approved!&quot; — [[geddup noise]]
=== Hamburger Shampoo ===
* &quot;Like a backyard BBQ...on your hair!&quot; — [[geddup noise]]


<span id="mw174"></span>
* "Geddup Noise approved!" — [[geddup noise]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[your edge|Have Edge Times Magazine]]</span> ===
* "Like a backyard BBQ in your hair!" [[geddup noise]]


* &quot;on the cutting edge of edge-having&quot; — [[your edge]]
=== Lappy 486 ===


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* "Finally, a computer for your lap!" [[animal]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Products from modeling|Homely Boy Brand]] [[Tube Socks]]</span> ===


* &quot;You [[Might Could|might could]] sleep in one!&quot; — [[modeling]]
=== Litigation Jackson ===


<span id="mw180"></span>
* "The system really works, jerks!" [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Hollerin' Jimmy's]]</span> ===


* &quot;We have no idea what's in this box!!&quot; (Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit) — [[lackey]]
=== Polymascotfoamalate ===
* &quot;There is no way this thing really works!!&quot; (Hollerin' Jimmy's Hovercraft Kit) — [[Happy Hallow-day]]


<span id="mw183"></span>
* "Ingenuitizing the future!" [[4 branches]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Hot Jones|Hot Pooey]]</span> ===


* &quot;Oh dear [[Religion|God]], what have we done??&quot; — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
=== Roomy-Vac ===


<span id="mw186"></span>
* "The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?" [[Compy Catalog]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked|Hypothetic-O's]]</span> ===


* &quot;Potentially Delicious Possible Cereal!&quot; — [[specially marked]]
=== SBLOUNSKCHED! ===


<span id="mw188"></span>
* "Who's got the money?" — [[candy product]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine]]</span> ===
* "You got SBLOUNSKCHED!" [[candy product]]


* &quot;Eat 'em like candy!&quot; — [[time capsule]]
=== Schenectady Crispies ===


<span id="mw190"></span>
* "I hope I don't get caught!" — [[labor day]], [[the bet]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Jurvy-Skat]]</span> ===


* &quot;Goodtime Family Fun™&quot; — [[Family Resemblence]]
=== Senor Cardgage Mortgage ===


<span id="mw192"></span>
* "Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!" — [[Senor Mortgage]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Lappy 486]]</span> ===
* "No Probalo!" [[Senor Mortgage]]


* &quot;Finally, a computer for your lap!&quot; — [[animal]]
=== Sog Dog ===


<span id="mw194"></span>
* "Mmmm... Drink In That Bun!" [[environment]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Minor Foods|Last Minit Peanut Brittle]]</span> ===


* &quot;We really just made it!&quot; — [[business trip]]
=== Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum ===


<span id="mw196"></span>
* "It's Light Green!!!" — [[2 emails]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Litigation Jackson]]</span> ===
* "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice" [[2 emails]]


* &quot;The system really works, jerks!&quot; — [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
=== Strong Bad's EGGS ===


<span id="mw198"></span>
* "A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine!" [[morning routine]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Minor Drinks|Malinko Drinko]]</span> ===


* &quot;Crystal clear like domestic beer!&quot; — [[rough copy]]
=== Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA ===


<span id="mw200"></span>
* "More rides than you or your grandmother can handle (please do not bring your grandmother)" [[theme park]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Piemonade]]</span> ===


* &quot;Cool, Refreshing... Piemonade!!&quot; — [[other days]]
=== Strong Badia Action Cool News 5 ===


<span id="mw202"></span>
* "We're investiga-awesome!" [[local news]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Polymascotfoamalate]]</span> ===


* &quot;Ingenuitizing the Future!&quot; — [[4 branches]]
=== Styles Upon Styles ===


<span id="mw204"></span>
* "Steep prices and trees!" [[animal]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]</span> ===


* &quot;Don't eat it like the cartoon, man!&quot; — [[radio]]
=== Suge Brown ===


<span id="mw206"></span>
* "Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!" [[best thing]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Radio Stations and Shows|Public Radio Sounds]]</span> ===


* &quot;Smooth 'n Smarmy&quot; — [[radio]]
=== Temporarios ===


<span id="mw208"></span>
* "Cuz I'm Don't Get Paid!" [[strong badathlon]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Roomy-Vac]]</span> ===


* &quot;The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?&quot; — [[Compy Catalog]]
=== The Cheatcakes ===


<span id="mw210"></span>
* "Those people go to prison!" — [[stupid stuff]], [[time capsule]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Rough Copy!]]</span> ===


* &quot;Promblem-Packed Action!&quot; — [[rough copy]]
=== The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show ===


<span id="mw212"></span>
* "Let the King have some!" — [[senior prom]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Minor Drinks|SB2O]]</span> ===
* "For reals this time!" [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]


* &quot;Pure as a mountain [[Goats|goat]]!&quot; — [[rough copy]]
=== Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders ===


<span id="mw215"></span>
* "Whisk Away The Worries!" [[2 emails]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Sbemailiarized Entertainment]]</span> ===


* &quot;Yeah Yeah, No, Yeah!&quot; — [[Sbemailiarized!]]
=== Videlectrix ===


<span id="mw217"></span>
* "We use computers... to make video games!"
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[modeling|SB Finest Colognac]]</span> ===


* &quot;Drink it. Or wear it. We don't really give a care.&quot; — [[modeling]]
== See also ==
 
<span id="mw219"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[SBLOUNSKCHED!]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Who's got the money?!?&quot; — [[candy product]]
* &quot;You got SBLOUNSKCHED!&quot; — [[candy product]]
 
<span id="mw222"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Scarfgirl]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;fashion AND environmental stuff&quot; — [[secret identity]]
 
<span id="mw224"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Schenectady Crispies]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;I hope I don't get caught!&quot; — [[labor day]], [[the bet]]
 
<span id="mw227"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Senor Cardgage Mortgage]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!&quot; — [[Senor Mortgage]]
* &quot;No Probalo!&quot; — [[Senor Mortgage]]
 
<span id="mw230"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Minor Foods|Sog Dog]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Mmmm... Drink in That Bun!&quot; — [[environment]]
 
<span id="mw232"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked|Soundy Puffs]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Real sounds in every puff!&quot; — [[specially marked]]
 
<span id="mw234"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Trogdor!! The Board Game|Stack 'Em to the Heavens]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;The first one to stack a million, is doin' it wrong!&quot; — [[Stack 'Em to the Heavens!]]
 
<span id="mw236"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[parenting|SteaKasTle]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;We put two steaks in our name!&quot; (One is the word &quot;steak&quot;! The other is the letter T.) — [[parenting]]
 
<span id="mw238"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Minor Foods|Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;It's Light Green!!!&quot; — [[2 emails]]
* &quot;Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice.&quot; — [[2 emails]]
 
<span id="mw241"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Strong Bad's EGGS]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;A Nutritious Part of Your Morning Routine!&quot; — [[morning routine]]
 
<span id="mw243"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;More Rides Than You Or Your Grandmother Can Handle!* ([[Mock Disclaimers|*please do not bring your grandmother]])&quot; — [[theme park]]
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Strong Badia]] [[Action Cool 5|Action Cool News 5]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;We're investiga-awesome!&quot; — [[local news]], [[Action Cool News-oween Report]]
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;GET TO THA POINT!&quot; — [[pizzaz]]
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Minor Drinks|Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one.&quot; — [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Styles Upon Styles]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Steep prices and trees!&quot; — [[animal]]
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Suudsu]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Pure Genius!&quot; — [[bedtime story]]
* &quot;Oh my, Suudsu!!&quot; — [[bedtime story]]
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Suge Brown]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Don't borrow from thy neighbor!&quot; — [[best thing]]
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Minor Foods|Temporarios]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Cuz I'm Don't Get Paid!&quot; — [[strong badathlon]]
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|That Clock]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Look at it go&quot; — [[vacation]]
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[The Cheatcakes]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Those people go to prison!&quot; — [[stupid stuff]], [[time capsule]]
* &quot;With Real The Cheat Spots!&quot; — [[stupid stuff]]
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|The Great Mound]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Bigger than that one in [[Ohio]]!&quot; — [[vacation]]
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Let the King have some!&quot; — [[senior prom]]
* &quot;For reals this time!&quot; — [[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]]
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[for kids|The KOT's Good Gravy]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;I don't lets [[The Poopsmith|the Poopsmith]] near it!&quot; — [[for kids]]
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[The Show]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Chant! Words! Together!&quot; — [[Non-Sequitur Champion]], [[Punkin Show]]
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[nightlife|The Stab Yourself!]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Try NOT to stab yourself!&quot; — [[nightlife]]
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Films from narrator|Things That Go Dump in the Night]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Your goose is cooked.&quot; — [[narrator]]
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[bottom 10|This Brownie Might Kill You]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Beware... of Yumminess!&quot; — [[bottom 10]]
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Thorax Corporation|Thorax]] [[cheat talk|Language Courses]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Learn to speak in another man's tongue!&quot; — [[cheat talk]]
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Minor Foods|Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Whisk Away the Worries!&quot; — [[2 emails]]
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Videlectrix]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;We use computers... to make video games!&quot;
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Films from narrator|Whined & Dined]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;May the best man whine.&quot; — [[narrator]]
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Radio Stations and Shows|WSBD]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;Several Dozen Listeners&quot; — [[radio]]
 
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* [[Catch Phrases]]
* [[Catch Phrases]]
 
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"The Future is You... Probably"

In addition to normal catch phrases on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the Homestar Runner universe have slogans, mottos or jingles.

Appearances

Ab-Abber 2000

Blubb-O's

Bubs' Concession Stand

Bubs' Old Pizza

Cheat Commandos

Coach Z Ale

Cold One

Compé

  • "Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words." — Compy Catalog

Crazy Go Nuts University

  • "The future is you... probably" — CGNU

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows

Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights

Grampy Aught-Six

Hamburger Shampoo

Lappy 486

  • "Finally, a computer for your lap!" — animal

Litigation Jackson

Polymascotfoamalate

Roomy-Vac

  • "The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?" — Compy Catalog

SBLOUNSKCHED!

Schenectady Crispies

Senor Cardgage Mortgage

Sog Dog

Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum

  • "It's Light Green!!!" — 2 emails
  • "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice" — 2 emails

Strong Bad's EGGS

Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA

  • "More rides than you or your grandmother can handle (please do not bring your grandmother)" — theme park

Strong Badia Action Cool News 5

Styles Upon Styles

  • "Steep prices and trees!" — animal

Suge Brown

Temporarios

The Cheatcakes

Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders

Videlectrix

  • "We use computers... to make video games!"

See also