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<p>The <b>USS <i>Flirtini</i></b> was the submarine <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner" title="Homestar Runner">Homestar Runner</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a> use in an attempt to ruin <a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan" title="Marzipan">Marzipan</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat" title="The Cheat">The Cheat</a>'s date in <a href="/index.php?title=Date_Nite" title="Date Nite">Date Nite</a>. She was made out of a <a href="/index.php?title=Cardboard_Boxes" title="Cardboard Boxes">cardboard box</a> and had a <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Periscope" title="wikipedia:Periscope">periscope</a> made out of paper towel rolls. Her hull was not entirely waterproof, as water can be seen leaking in. The USS Flirtini had no visible propulsion system, and Homestar filled in for an apparently missing sonar system. She also had <a href="/index.php?title=Fthoom-Bang" title="Fthoom-Bang">Fthoom-Bang</a> brand fireworks <a href="/index.php?title=Duct_Tape" title="Duct Tape">duct taped</a> to the box flaps. Homestar and Strong Bad took the submarine to the river under <a href="/index.php?title=The_Stone_Bridge" title="The Stone Bridge">The Stone Bridge</a>, where Marzipan and The Cheat were, and lit the rockets. This actually propelled the submarine backwards and caused her to sink, while the fireworks shot up and lit the night sky. The submarine's crew sang the <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_National_Anthem" title="Strong Badia National Anthem">Strong Badia National Anthem</a> as she sank. | |||
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<ul><li><b>Debut:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Date_Nite" title="Date Nite">Date Nite</a> | |||
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Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026
The USS Flirtini was the submarine Homestar Runner and Strong Bad use in an attempt to ruin Marzipan and The Cheat's date in Date Nite. She was made out of a cardboard box and had a periscope made out of paper towel rolls. Her hull was not entirely waterproof, as water can be seen leaking in. The USS Flirtini had no visible propulsion system, and Homestar filled in for an apparently missing sonar system. She also had Fthoom-Bang brand fireworks duct taped to the box flaps. Homestar and Strong Bad took the submarine to the river under The Stone Bridge, where Marzipan and The Cheat were, and lit the rockets. This actually propelled the submarine backwards and caused her to sink, while the fireworks shot up and lit the night sky. The submarine's crew sang the Strong Badia National Anthem as she sank.
Appearances
- Debut: Date Nite
