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<line start="24" end="48"><sfx>Wind blowing</sfx></line>
<line start="49" end="84"><sfx>Wind blowing</sfx><strongbad>Uh, why does this feel... weird?</strongbad></line>
<line start="85" end="87"><sfx>Wind blowing</sfx></line>
<line start="88" end="100"><sfx>Wind blowing</sfx><homestar>What are you talking about?</homestar></line>
<line start="101" end="103"><sfx>Wind blowing</sfx></line>
<line start="104" end="148"><sfx>Wind blowing</sfx><homestar>We stand around in the snow dressed in Decemberween-themed costumes every year.</homestar></line>
<line start="149" end="162"><sfx>Wind blowing</sfx><homestar>It's our thing! <span style="visibility:hidden;">It's what we do!</span></homestar></line>
<line start="163" end="180"><sfx>Wind blowing</sfx><homestar>It's our thing! It's what we do!</homestar></line>
<line start="180" end="182"><sfx>Wind blowing</sfx></line>
<line start="183" end="217"><sfx>Wind blowing</sfx><strongbad>Are you sure? I think we may have gotten our... "weens" crossed.</strongbad></line>
<line start="218" end="234"><sfx>Wind fades</sfx><strongbad>Are you sure? I think we may have gotten our... "weens" crossed.</strongbad></line>
<line start="236" end="263"><strongsad><i>(quickly)</i> Can you please never say that agaaaaain?</strongsad></line>

<!--Strong Bad-->
<line start="283" end="334"><homestar><i>(slow; playfully)</i> Say, Strong Bad, your costume's making me feel a little bit, uh... <span style="visibility:hidden;">Loosey Goosey.</span></homestar></line>
<line start="335" end="352"><homestar><i>(slow; playfully)</i> Say, Strong Bad, your costume's making me feel a little bit, uh... Loosey Goosey.</homestar></line>
<line start="353" end="392"><strongbad><i>(quickly)</i> Shut your face pile right now, or I'm gonna start feeling a little...</strongbad></line>
<line start="393" end="416"><strongbad><i>(slow; playfully)</i> Punchy Wunchy</strongbad></line>
<line start="421" end="468"><kingoftown>I hope the Bumpuses' dogs run through here and knock you over!</kingoftown></line>

<!--Strong Sad-->
<line start="485" end="526"><strongbad>Strong Sad, you look like a deranged Easter Bunny.</strongbad></line>
<line start="530" end="546"><strongsad>I do not!</strongsad></line>
<line start="549" end="590"><strongbad>You do, too! You look like a... pink nightmare!</strongbad></line>
<line start="593" end="655"><homestar>Oh, Strong Sad, I absolutely <i>adore</i> your Donnie Darko costume.</homestar></line>
<line start="656" end="668"><strongbad><i>(quickly)</i> More like Donnie Dorko!</strongbad></line>

<!--Homestar Runner-->
<line start="681" end="730"><homestar><i>(singing; slight echo)</i> Do you realize... <span style="visibility:hidden;">blah blah blah...</span></homestar></line>
<line start="731" end="760"><homestar><i>(singing; slight echo)</i> Do you realize... blah blah blah...</homestar></line>
<line start="761" end="802"><homestar><i>(singing; slight echo)</i> That I have the most... <span style="visibility:hidden;">low budget style? Do you realize...?</span></homestar></line>
<line start="803" end="832"><homestar><i>(singing; slight echo)</i> That I have the most... low budget style? <span style="visibility:hidden;">Do you realize...?</span></homestar></line>
<line start="833" end="866"><homestar><i>(singing; slight echo)</i> That I have the most... low budget style? Do you realize...?</homestar></line>

<!--Pom Pom-->
<line start="879" end="973"><homestar><i>Oh</i>, <i>Begley</i>, Pom Pom. That is the best last-episode-of-St. Elsewhere costume I have ever seen.</homestar></line>

<!--King of Town-->
<line start="982" end="1034" speaker="homestar">Oh, King of Town, an exquisite Devil Don King costume.</line>
<line start="1035" end="1071" speaker="kingoftown">No, no! I'm Mister Heat Blister!</line>
<line start="1072" end="1096" speaker="kingoftown">I'm Mister Hundred and One!</line>
<line start="1097" end="1133" speaker="strongbad">Uh, is that your age or your number of heart attacks?</line>
<line start="1134" end="1175" speaker="kingoftown">Triple that number and you're in both ballparks!</line>

<!--Bubs-->
<line start="1186" end="1230" speaker="strongbad">Hey Bubs, nice Die Hard costume, man!</line> 
<line start="1231" end="1257" speaker="bubs">Don't you call me costume man!</line>
<line start="1258" end="1293" speaker="bubs">And this is just a promotion for the concession stand.</line>
<line start="1294" end="1324" speaker="bubs">Now I have a machine gun.</line> 
<line start="1325" end="1345" speaker="strongbad">Awesome! I'll take it!</line> 
<line start="1346" end="1405" speaker="bubs">I didn't say it was for sale! This is for keeping The Cheat outta my bargain bin.</line> 
<line start="1406" end="1432" speaker="thecheat">triumphant noises</line>

<!--Strong Mad-->
<line start="1444" end="1483" speaker="strongmad" sfx="sfx">growl</line>
<line start="1484" end="1551" speaker="homestar">Ooh, Strong Mad, your animation is soooo Rankin/Bass.</line>

<!--Coach Z-->
<line start="1565" end="1623" speaker="strongbad">Coach Z, even though nobody wants to hear the stupid explanation for your costume,</line>
<line start="1624" end="1655" speaker="strongbad">let's hear the stupid explanation for your costume.</line> 
<line start="1656" end="1677" speaker="coachz">Can't you guys tell? <span style="visibility:hidden;">I'm the rapping paper!</span></line>
<line start="1678" end="1709" speaker="coachz">Can't you guys tell? I'm the rapping paper!</line>
<line start="1710" end="1732" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">groan</line>
<line start="1733" end="1751" speaker="coachz">No, no, check this out:</line>
<line start="1752" end="1785">
  <coachz>Looseleaf, college-rule, legal pad,</coachz>
  <sfx>beat</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1786" end="1818">
  <coachz>I'm the rapping paper and I rap real bad!</coachz>
  <sfx>beat</sfx>
</line> 
<line start="1819" end="1834">
  <coachz>not bad like bad, <span style="visibility:hidden">but bad like real bad!</span></coachz>
  <sfx>beat</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1835" end="1857">
  <coachz>not bad like bad, but bad like real bad!</coachz>
  <sfx>beat</sfx>
</line> 
<line start="1858" end="1889">
  <coachz>I'm the rapping paper and I rap real bad!</coachz>
  <sfx>beat</sfx>
</line> 
<line start="1890" end="1918">
  <coachz>Let's count my blue lines, y'all!</coachz>
  <sfx>beat</sfx>
</line> 
<line start="1919" end="1927">
  <coachz>One... <span style="visibility:hidden">two...</span></coachz>
  <sfx>beat</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1928" end="1933">
  <coachz>One... two...</coachz>
  <sfx>beat</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1934" end="1943">
  <coachz volume="0.8">three... <span style="visibility:hidden">four... five... six...</span></coachz>
  <sfx>beat</sfx>
  <homestar>Hey, Strong Bad, let's try it again.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="1944" end="1952">
  <coachz volume="0.8">three... four... <span style="visibility:hidden">five... six...</span></coachz>
  <sfx>beat</sfx>
  <homestar>Hey, Strong Bad, let's try it again.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="1953" end="1959">
  <coachz volume="0.8">three... four... five... <span style="visibility:hidden">six...</span></coachz>
  <sfx>beat</sfx>
  <homestar>Hey, Strong Bad, let's try it again.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="1960" end="1964">
  <coachz volume="0.8">three... four... five... six...</coachz>
  <sfx>beat</sfx>
  <homestar>Hey, Strong Bad, let's try it again.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="1965" end="1989" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">groan</line>
<line start="1990" end="2054" speaker="coachz">Aw, if I had a nickel for every time I've been groaned off stage.</line>
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