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<line start="72" end="86" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">clears throat</line>
<line start="87" end="136" speaker="strongbad">You're so stupid! What a moron!</line>
<line start="137" end="222" speaker="strongbad">You're so dumb! You didn't get any right! That's so pathetic!</line>
<line start="223" end="234" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">clears throat</line>
<line start="242" end="288" speaker="strongbad">Okay, that does it. You're the stupidest guy in the world. </line>
<line start="289" end="315" speaker="strongbad">Oh, or stupidest girl. </line>
<line start="316" end="377" speaker="strongbad">Hey, you'll have to pardon me. I can't see very well from here without my glasses.</line>
<line start="389" end="456" speaker="strongbad">Oh, brother. I know kids in diaper school that are smarter than you, man!</line>
<line start="466" end="523" speaker="strongbad">Da-da da-da da da! You're the stupidest guy and you probably eat stupid pie, </line>
<line start="524" end="602" speaker="strongbad">So go home and cry, you very stupid GU-UY!!!</line>
<line start="612" end="632" speaker="strongbad">Sweetheart, wake up! </line>
<line start="633" end="704" speaker="strongbad">It's time for diaper school, where it's okay to be as stupid as you are!</line>
<line start="714" end="744" speaker="strongbad">Oh, man. I knew you had crap for brains, </line>
<line start="745" end="799" speaker="strongbad">But, I mean, it's like the crap in your brains has crap for brains.</line>
<line start="809" end="835" speaker="strongbad">Well, you obviously cheated, </line>
<line start="836" end="877" speaker="strongbad">Which means you're my kind of person. </line>
<line start="878" end="903" speaker="strongbad">Have a cookie.</line>
<line start="955" end="990" speaker="strongbad">Hey, keep your greasy fingers off that.</line>
<line start="999" end="1022" speaker="strongbad">Hey, don't touch that!</line>
<line start="1031" end="1076" speaker="strongbad">Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed.</line>
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