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<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:202px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Other_SBLOUNSKCHED_bar.png" title='"You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!"'><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="136" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/7a/Other_SBLOUNSKCHED_bar.png/200px-Other_SBLOUNSKCHED_bar.png" width="200"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:Other_SBLOUNSKCHED_bar.png" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>"You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!"</div></div></div>
<p>The <b>SBLOUNSKCHED! bar</b> is <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a>'s very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is "famous, popular, and chick-magnet enough to have a <a href="/index.php?title=candy_product" title="candy product">candy product</a>."  It is produced by <a href="/index.php?title=Cheap_as_Free" title="Cheap as Free">Cheap as Free Foodstuffs</a>. The <a href="/index.php?title=Onomatopoeia" title="Onomatopoeia">name of the bar</a> is a marketing triumph, and is composed of "50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!!" According to Strong Bad, the name is also an accurate description of how you feel when you eat one. The candy <a href="/index.php?title=Concoctions" title="Concoctions">concoction</a> is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging. According to the end of the commercial, one free root canal or cavity search is offered upon the purchase of one bar. Its logo has the "SB" part bigger and red, as a reference to Strong Bad.
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''"You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!"''
<a id="Creation_of_a_SBLOUNSKCHED.21_bar" name="Creation_of_a_SBLOUNSKCHED.21_bar"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Creation of a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar</span></h2>
<div class="floatright"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Sblounskched_process.PNG" title="The making of a SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar."><img alt="The making of a SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar." border="0" height="510" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/a/ab/Sblounskched_process.PNG/275px-Sblounskched_process.PNG" width="275"/></a></div>
<ol><li>A <b>name</b> that's 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!, as well as a <b>wrapper concept</b> thought up by Strong Bad.
</li><li>Starting candy-making process with a <b>gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor</b>.
</li><li>Encase cloud of marshmallow vapor in a <b>globule of semi-solid licorice colloid</b>.
</li><li>Float several of these in a <b>channel of liquid nougat</b> (the candy equivalent of veal).
</li><li>Roll all that up inside a <b>solid crispety cookety log</b>.
</li><li>Cover it with <b>rich, creamy... pepperoni</b>.
</li><li>Sprinkle that with, not just crispy puffed rice, but <b>whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal</b>.
</li><li>Smother that with the ol' BBC: <b>Boring Brown Chocolate</b>.
</li><li>Emboss the <b>"SBLOUNSKCHED!" logo</b> into the candy bar.
</li><li>After trying to think of a better shape than the standard piece-of-<a href="/index.php?title=Crap" title="Crap">crap</a> shape, decide upon and use a <b>pair of half-eaten choco-pants</b>, with a bite taken out for security. At this stage the "SBLOUNSKCHED!"  logo will mysteriously disappear.
</li></ol>
<a id="Separate_Ingredients" name="Separate_Ingredients"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> Separate Ingredients </span></h3>
<ul><li>Gaseous cloud of <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Marshmallows" title="Marshmallows">marshmallow</a> vapor
</li><li>Globules of semi-solid licorice colloid
</li><li>Channel of liquid <a href="/index.php?title=Nougat" title="Nougat">nougat</a>
</li><li>Crispety cookety log
</li><li>Rich, creamy pepperoni
</li><li>Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice <a href="/index.php?title=Breakfast_Cereal" title="Breakfast Cereal">cereal</a> (with tiny spoons)
</li><li>Boring Brown <a href="/index.php?title=Chocolate" title="Chocolate">Chocolate</a> (BBC)
</li></ul>
<div style="clear:both;"></div>
<a id="Commercial_Jingle" name="Commercial_Jingle"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Commercial Jingle</span></h2>
<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:102px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:SBLOUNSKCHEDPantsBar.png" title="The final product: A pair of half-eaten choco-pants"><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="108" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/1/18/SBLOUNSKCHEDPantsBar.png/100px-SBLOUNSKCHEDPantsBar.png" width="100"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:SBLOUNSKCHEDPantsBar.png" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>The final product: A pair of half-eaten choco-pants</div></div></div>
<blockquote>You got the munch,<br/>
The crisp and the crunch.<br/>
Livin' in the gutter with Grandma.<br/>
When Coach puts you in,<br/>
you gotta go for the win.<br/>
Y2K turned out all right!<br/>
SBLOUNSKCHED! <br/>
You can do it!<br/>
SBLOUNSKCHED! <br/>
Crunchy chew it!<br/>
Who's got the money?!?<br/>
You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!<br/></blockquote>
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<a id="Appearances" name="Appearances"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span></h2>
<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:152px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Sblounskched_funsized_bar.png" title="SBLOUNSKCHED Fun-Sized Candy Bars"><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="180" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/c/c3/Sblounskched_funsized_bar.png/150px-Sblounskched_funsized_bar.png" width="150"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:Sblounskched_funsized_bar.png" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>SBLOUNSKCHED Fun-Sized Candy Bars</div></div></div>
<a id="Product" name="Product"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Product</span></h3>
<ul><li><b>Debut:</b> Email <a href="/index.php?title=candy_product" title="candy product">candy product</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Most_in_the_Graveyard" title="Most in the Graveyard">Most in the Graveyard</a> (Fun Size)
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Compy_Catalog" title="Compy Catalog">Compy Catalog</a>
</li></ul>
<a id="Verb" name="Verb"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Verb</span></h3>
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Strongest_Man_in_the_World" title="Strongest Man in the World">Strongest Man in the World</a> (Señor gets "SBLOUNSKCHED!" by a pile of grapes)
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=SBCG4AP_Dev_Blog" title="SBCG4AP Dev Blog">SBCG4AP Dev Blog</a> (Strong Bad's idea of a "flame cubicle" in the <a href="/index.php?title=Telltale_Games" title="Telltale Games">Telltale</a> offices gets "SBLOUNSKCHED!")
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough" title="8-Bit is Enough">8-Bit is Enough</a> (The loading screen for the first person section of the game reads "Get SBLOUNSKCHED!")
</li></ul>
<a id="Quotes_of_the_Week" name="Quotes_of_the_Week"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Quotes of the Week</span></h2>
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<th style="background:#ccccff;text-align:center;" width="100%"> SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar's <a href="/index.php?title=Quote_of_the_Week" title="Quote of the Week">Quotes of the Week</a>
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<ul><li>"You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." (<a href="/index.php?title=candy_product" title="candy product">candy product</a>, <a class="extiw" href="http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/sblounskched.mp3" title="mirror:sblounskched.mp3">download</a>)
</li></ul>
</td></tr></table>


The '''SBLOUNSKCHED! bar''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is "famous, popular, and chick-magnet enough to have a [[candy product]]."  It is produced by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap as Free Foodstuffs]]. The [[Onomatopoeia|name of the bar]] is a marketing triumph, and is composed of "50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!!" According to Strong Bad, the name is also an accurate description of how you feel when you eat one. The candy [[Concoctions|concoction]] is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging. According to the end of the commercial, one free root canal or cavity search is offered upon the purchase of one bar. Its logo has the "SB" part bigger and red, as a reference to Strong Bad.


== Creation of a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar ==


https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/a/ab/Sblounskched_process.PNG/275px-Sblounskched_process.PNG
 
<div class="visualClear"></div>
# A '''name''' that's 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!, as well as a '''wrapper concept''' thought up by Strong Bad.
</html>
# Starting candy-making process with a '''gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor'''.
# Encase cloud of marshmallow vapor in a '''globule of semi-solid licorice colloid'''.
# Float several of these in a '''channel of liquid nougat''' (the candy equivalent of veal).
# Roll all that up inside a '''solid crispety cookety log'''.
# Cover it with '''rich, creamy... pepperoni'''.
# Sprinkle that with, not just crispy puffed rice, but '''whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal'''.
# Smother that with the ol' BBC: '''Boring Brown Chocolate'''.
# Emboss the '''"SBLOUNSKCHED!" logo''' into the candy bar.
# After trying to think of a better shape than the standard piece-of-[[Crap|crap]] shape, decide upon and use a '''pair of half-eaten choco-pants''', with a bite taken out for security. At this stage the "SBLOUNSKCHED!" logo will mysteriously disappear.
 
=== Separate Ingredients ===
 
* Gaseous cloud of [[Marshmallows|marshmallow]] vapor
* Globules of semi-solid licorice colloid
* Channel of liquid [[Nougat|nougat]]
* Crispety cookety log
* Rich, creamy pepperoni
* Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] (with tiny spoons)
* Boring Brown [[Chocolate]] (BBC)
 
== Commercial Jingle ==
 
https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/1/18/SBLOUNSKCHEDPantsBar.png/100px-SBLOUNSKCHEDPantsBar.png
 
''The final product: A pair of half-eaten choco-pants''
 
<blockquote>
>You got the munch,<br />
>The crisp and the crunch.<br />
>Livin' in the gutter with Grandma.<br />
>When Coach puts you in,<br />
>you gotta go for the win.<br />
>Y2K turned out all right!<br />
>SBLOUNSKCHED! <br />
>You can do it!<br />
>SBLOUNSKCHED! <br />
>Crunchy chew it!<br />
>Who's got the money?!?<br />
>You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!<br />
</blockquote>
 
== Appearances ==
 
https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/c/c3/Sblounskched_funsized_bar.png/150px-Sblounskched_funsized_bar.png
 
''SBLOUNSKCHED Fun-Sized Candy Bars''
 
=== Product ===
 
* '''Debut:''' Email [[candy product]]
* [[Most in the Graveyard]] (Fun Size)
* [[Compy Catalog]]
 
=== Verb ===
 
* [[Strongest Man in the World]] (Señor gets "SBLOUNSKCHED!" by a pile of grapes)
* [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] (Strong Bad's idea of a "flame cubicle" in the [[Telltale Games|Telltale]] offices gets "SBLOUNSKCHED!")
* [[8-Bit is Enough]] (The loading screen for the first person section of the game reads "Get SBLOUNSKCHED!")
 
== Quotes of the Week ==
 
{| class="wikitable"
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! style="background:#ccccff;text-align:center;" | SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar's [[Quote of the Week|Quotes of the Week]]
|-
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|}
[[Category:Food and drinks]]


Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

"You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!"

The SBLOUNSKCHED! bar is Strong Bad's very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is "famous, popular, and chick-magnet enough to have a candy product." It is produced by Cheap as Free Foodstuffs. The name of the bar is a marketing triumph, and is composed of "50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!!" According to Strong Bad, the name is also an accurate description of how you feel when you eat one. The candy concoction is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging. According to the end of the commercial, one free root canal or cavity search is offered upon the purchase of one bar. Its logo has the "SB" part bigger and red, as a reference to Strong Bad.

Creation of a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar

The making of a SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar.
  1. A name that's 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!, as well as a wrapper concept thought up by Strong Bad.
  2. Starting candy-making process with a gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor.
  3. Encase cloud of marshmallow vapor in a globule of semi-solid licorice colloid.
  4. Float several of these in a channel of liquid nougat (the candy equivalent of veal).
  5. Roll all that up inside a solid crispety cookety log.
  6. Cover it with rich, creamy... pepperoni.
  7. Sprinkle that with, not just crispy puffed rice, but whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal.
  8. Smother that with the ol' BBC: Boring Brown Chocolate.
  9. Emboss the "SBLOUNSKCHED!" logo into the candy bar.
  10. After trying to think of a better shape than the standard piece-of-crap shape, decide upon and use a pair of half-eaten choco-pants, with a bite taken out for security. At this stage the "SBLOUNSKCHED!" logo will mysteriously disappear.

Separate Ingredients

  • Gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor
  • Globules of semi-solid licorice colloid
  • Channel of liquid nougat
  • Crispety cookety log
  • Rich, creamy pepperoni
  • Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal (with tiny spoons)
  • Boring Brown Chocolate (BBC)

Commercial Jingle

The final product: A pair of half-eaten choco-pants

You got the munch,
The crisp and the crunch.
Livin' in the gutter with Grandma.
When Coach puts you in,
you gotta go for the win.
Y2K turned out all right!
SBLOUNSKCHED!
You can do it!
SBLOUNSKCHED!
Crunchy chew it!
Who's got the money?!?
You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!

Appearances

SBLOUNSKCHED Fun-Sized Candy Bars

Product

Verb

Quotes of the Week

SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar's Quotes of the Week
  • "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." (candy product, download)

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