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''He's got the apple juice blues...''
<p><b>Apple Juice Blues</b> is the sixth installment of Puppet Jam with <a href="/index.php?title=They_Might_Be_Giants" title="They Might Be Giants">They Might Be Giants</a>.
 
</p><p><b>Cast (in order of appearance):</b> John "flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "linnell" Linnell on accordion, Marty "marty" Beller on skins, <a href="/index.php?title=Puppet_Character_Variations" title="Puppet Character Variations">Puppet</a> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner" title="Homestar Runner">Homestar "homeslice" Runner</a> on vox
'''Apple Juice Blues''' is the sixth installment of Puppet Jam with [[They Might Be Giants]].
</p><p><b>Running Time:</b> 1:50
 
</p><p><b>DVD Exclusive: </b><a href="/index.php?title=Everything_Else%2C_Volume_1" title="Everything Else, Volume 1">Everything Else, Volume 1</a>
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' John "flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "linnell" Linnell on accordion, Marty "marty" Beller on skins, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] [[Homestar Runner|Homestar "homeslice" Runner]] on vox
</p>
 
<a id="Transcript" name="Transcript"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span></h2>
'''Running Time:''' 1:50
<p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> No problems this time.  
 
</p><p><i>{Song begins. Starts to sway back and forth.}</i> <br/>
'''DVD Exclusive:'''[[Everything Else, Volume 1]]
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> <i>{singing}</i> Apple juice... <br/>
 
Sassafras... <br/>
== Transcript ==
Peoples always askin' me, <br/>
 
"How d'you— how do you teach class?" <br/>
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No problems this time.
I say— <br/>
 
"Class is something you're born with, <br/>
''{Song begins. Starts to sway back and forth.}'' <br />
It's not something you can buy!" <i>{Camera starts to shift left and zoom in a little}</i> <br/>
 
Just look me in the eye! Lady! <br/>
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Apple juice... <br />
Gimmie a dollar! <br/>
Sassafras... <br />
Gimmie two dollars! C'mon! <i>{the tempo speeds up, camera moves to original position}</i> <br/>
Peoples always askin' me, <br />
I was a man! <br/>
"How d'you— how do you teach class?" <br />
But now I'm a dude! <br/>
I say— <br />
Oh yeah! <br/>
"Class is something you're born with, <br />
I was a fan! <br/>
It's not something you can buy!" ''{Camera starts to shift left and zoom in a little}'' <br />
A ceiling fan... <br/>
Just look me in the eye! Lady! <br />
Man! Ow!<br/>
Gimmie a dollar! <br />
When you asked me to marry you, I said, <br/>
Gimmie two dollars! C'mon! ''{the tempo speeds up, camera moves to original position}'' <br />
"What? I can't hear you, the TV's on." <br/> <i>{Camera starts to zoom into Linnell, then shifts to zoom into Linnell's hand}</i> <br/>
I was a man! <br />
That TV was on, way too loud! <br/>
But now I'm a dude! <br />
I didn't hear you propose to me. <i>{Cut abruptly to Marty, and cut back}</i> <br/>
Oh yeah! <br />
Lady, <br/>
I was a fan! <br />
A ceiling fan... <br />
Man! Ow!<br />
When you asked me to marry you, I said, <br />
"What? I can't hear you, the TV's on." <br /> ''{Camera starts to zoom into Linnell, then shifts to zoom into Linnell's hand}'' <br />
That TV was on, way too loud! <br />
I didn't hear you propose to me. ''{Cut abruptly to Marty, and cut back}'' <br />
Lady, <br />
My arm really, really hurts.
My arm really, really hurts.
</p><p><i>{They Might Be Giants gradually stop playing and Homestar moves quickly up and then down}</i>
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> <i>{not singing anymore}</i> Oh, I think my head just hit the microphone. <i>{falls}</i>
</p>
<a id="Fun_Facts" name="Fun_Facts"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span></h2>
<ul><li>Homestar demonstrates yet again that he is unaware of his <a href="/index.php?title=Lack_of_Visible_Arms" title="Lack of Visible Arms">lack of visible arms</a>.
<ul><li>However, the phrase he says to indicate that could just be <a href="/index.php?title=Matt_Chapman" title="Matt Chapman">Matt Chapman</a>'s personal comment said through Homestar.
</li></ul>
</li><li>"Gimme a dollar." is a fortune in <a href="/index.php?title=Fortune_Cookies" title="Fortune Cookies">Fortune Cookies</a>.
<ul><li>"Giving Me a Dollar" is also a class at <a href="/index.php?title=Crazy_Go_Nuts_University" title="Crazy Go Nuts University">Crazy Go Nuts University</a>.
</li></ul>
</li></ul>
<a id="External_Links" name="External_Links"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span></h2>
<ul><li>"<a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=index.php/Puppet_Jam:_Apple_Juice_Blues" title="tmbw:Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues">Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues</a>" on This Might Be A Wiki
</li></ul>
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''{They Might Be Giants gradually stop playing and Homestar moves quickly up and then down}''
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{not singing anymore}'' Oh, I think my head just hit the microphone. ''{falls}''
== Fun Facts ==
* Homestar demonstrates yet again that he is unaware of his [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack of visible arms]].
** However, the phrase he says to indicate that could just be [[Matt Chapman]]'s personal comment said through Homestar.
* "Gimme a dollar." is a fortune in [[Fortune Cookies]].
** "Giving Me a Dollar" is also a class at [[Crazy Go Nuts University]].
== External Links ==


* "[[index.php/Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues|Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues]]" on This Might Be A Wiki


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| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]] · [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]] · [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] · [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]] · [[Summer Short Shorts|Homestar vs. Very, Very Little Girl]] · [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]]
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Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

He's got the apple juice blues...

Apple Juice Blues is the sixth installment of Puppet Jam with They Might Be Giants.

Cast (in order of appearance): John "flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "linnell" Linnell on accordion, Marty "marty" Beller on skins, Puppet Homestar "homeslice" Runner on vox

Running Time: 1:50

DVD Exclusive: Everything Else, Volume 1

Transcript

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No problems this time.

{Song begins. Starts to sway back and forth.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Apple juice...
Sassafras...
Peoples always askin' me,
"How d'you— how do you teach class?"
I say—
"Class is something you're born with,
It's not something you can buy!" {Camera starts to shift left and zoom in a little}
Just look me in the eye! Lady!
Gimmie a dollar!
Gimmie two dollars! C'mon! {the tempo speeds up, camera moves to original position}
I was a man!
But now I'm a dude!
Oh yeah!
I was a fan!
A ceiling fan...
Man! Ow!
When you asked me to marry you, I said,
"What? I can't hear you, the TV's on."
{Camera starts to zoom into Linnell, then shifts to zoom into Linnell's hand}
That TV was on, way too loud!
I didn't hear you propose to me. {Cut abruptly to Marty, and cut back}
Lady,
My arm really, really hurts.

{They Might Be Giants gradually stop playing and Homestar moves quickly up and then down}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {not singing anymore} Oh, I think my head just hit the microphone. {falls}

Fun Facts

External Links

Puppet Stuff
Toons Everybody Knows It · Puppet Time · Labor Dabor · Action Cool News-oween Report
Vs. Little Girl Homestar vs. Little Girl · Strong Bad vs. Little Girl! · Homestar vs. Little Girl 2 · Homestar vs. Other Little Girl · Homestar vs. Very, Very Little Girl · Marshie vs. Little Girl
Puppet Jam Bad Jokes · Tropical Lazor Beams · Vitamins/Celebrities · Mission Control · President's Daughter · Apple Juice Blues · Everybody Knows It
Biz Cas Fri Biz Cas Fri 1 · Biz Cas Fri 2 · Biz Cas Fri 3
Dangeresque: Puppet Squad The Curly Fried Caper · The Hot Jones Hijack
DVD Videos Secret Song · Some Puppet Stuff · Some Extras · It's Like It Was Meant to Be · Real-Live E-Mails · Puppets on the Road · Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes
Store Related Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial (Recording Sesh) · Talk-It-Yourself Homestar Runner Puppet Plush · Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery · Kick The Cheat Returns!
Other Videos Homestar and the Nice Present · Main Page 25 · The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar · Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike · Greatest American Homestar · Quickstart Overview
Characters Puppet Character Variations · Shark-Tooth Bubs · The Exact Same · Szechuan Steve · Stingy Relenque · Santaman
Little Girl · Other Little Girl · Very, Very Little Girl

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