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<p><b><a href="/index.php?title=The_Homestar_Runner" title="The Homestar Runner">The Homestar Runner</a></b> is the <a href="/index.php?title=Old-Timey" title="Old-Timey">Old-Timey</a> version of <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner" title="Homestar Runner">Homestar Runner</a>. His primary interest is in finding something to eat during the <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Great_Depression" title="wikipedia:Great Depression">Great Depression</a> along with <a href="/index.php?title=Old-Timey_Marzipan" title="Old-Timey Marzipan">Old-Timey Marzipan</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=Fat_Dudley" title="Fat Dudley">Fat Dudley</a>. He is frequently pitted against <a href="/index.php?title=Old-Timey_Strong_Bad" title="Old-Timey Strong Bad">Old-Timey Strong Bad</a>, who is typically unsuccessful at foiling The Homestar Runner's efforts. He has been kicking an old <a href="/index.php?title=Can_of_Water_Soup" title="Can of Water Soup">Can of Water Soup</a> around ever since his dog "worshed" away in the storm of '28. The Homestar Runner can play "a mean <a href="/index.php?title=Washboard" title="Washboard">worshboard</a>" and appears to have incredible aim when firing a spitball out of a straw.  He was able to peg <a href="/index.php?title=Stinkoman" title="Stinkoman">Stinkoman</a> in the eye from a great distance in <a href="/index.php?title=20X6_vs._1936" title="20X6 vs. 1936">20X6 vs. 1936</a>. While he seems to like most of the characters he meets, he dislikes <a href="/index.php?title=Sickly_Sam" title="Sickly Sam">Sickly Sam</a> ("[their] worst friend") and <a href="/index.php?title=Rumble_Red" title="Rumble Red">Rumble Red</a> (whom he labels a "Communist Fool"). <b><a href="/index.php?title=The_Homestar_Runner" title="The Homestar Runner">(more...)</a></b>
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'''[[The Homestar Runner]]''' is the [[Old-Timey]] version of [[Homestar Runner]]. His primary interest is in finding something to eat during the [[Great Depression]] along with [[Old-Timey Marzipan]] and [[Fat Dudley]]. He is frequently pitted against [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], who is typically unsuccessful at foiling The Homestar Runner's efforts. He has been kicking an old [[Can of Water Soup]] around ever since his dog "worshed" away in the storm of '28. The Homestar Runner can play "a mean [[Washboard|worshboard]]" and appears to have incredible aim when firing a spitball out of a straw.  He was able to peg [[Stinkoman]] in the eye from a great distance in [[20X6 vs. 1936]]. While he seems to like most of the characters he meets, he dislikes [[Sickly Sam]] ("[their] worst friend") and [[Rumble Red]] (whom he labels a "Communist Fool"). '''[[The Homestar Runner|(more...)]]'''
 
 
 
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"Go soak your fat head."

The Homestar Runner is the Old-Timey version of Homestar Runner. His primary interest is in finding something to eat during the Great Depression along with Old-Timey Marzipan and Fat Dudley. He is frequently pitted against Old-Timey Strong Bad, who is typically unsuccessful at foiling The Homestar Runner's efforts. He has been kicking an old Can of Water Soup around ever since his dog "worshed" away in the storm of '28. The Homestar Runner can play "a mean worshboard" and appears to have incredible aim when firing a spitball out of a straw. He was able to peg Stinkoman in the eye from a great distance in 20X6 vs. 1936. While he seems to like most of the characters he meets, he dislikes Sickly Sam ("[their] worst friend") and Rumble Red (whom he labels a "Communist Fool"). (more...)