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Bennedetto was | '''Frank Bennedetto''' was once [[Marzipan]]'s [[Popcorn|popcorn]] machine, who joined the [[Homestarmy]] before or during January 2004. Frank, unfortunately, was the lone [[Death|casualty]] of [[The Battle of Strong Badia]] depicted in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[army]]. At that time, he was believed to have died and left behind a debt of five bucks, payable to [[Homestar Runner]]. Homestar attempted to collect the aforementioned bucks from Frank's mother, [[Mrs. Bennedetto]] (also known as Marzipan's microwave). | ||
It has later been shown that Frank Bennedetto has not actually perished in combat. His status was upgraded to "[[Prisoner of war|POW]]" in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], as he was seen behind a fence as part of a collection of stolen goods. | |||
He now seems to have been freed, and is once again a proud member of the Homestarmy, where he holds the rank of Third-[[Style]] Private. Some time after receiving this title, he joined Colonel Homestar Runner in an effort to ensure that "nobody or their brother does any type of work at all" on [[Holidays|Labor Day]]. | |||
The [ | His death has been used in several propaganda posters for the Homestarmy. The first was seen in [https://old.homestarrunner.com/wallpapers/armywallpaper3.jpg a desktop wallpaper], where he is featured in a poster to the right of Homestar's poster. In this poster, several black figures are standing above his corpse, with the words "DON'T LET THEM!" written above in black. The second was on the [[2011 Calendar|January page of the 2011 calendar]], where he is seen silhouetted in black in front of Strong Badia, surrounded by the words "BENNEDETTO: Neva Forgive Action". | ||
However, Bennedetto was later seen at the Homestarmy's booth at the Vaguely Military Career Fair in [[more armies]], where a sign described him as a "memorial statue". This may mean that his death at the Battle of Strong Badia was real, although it could also just be a commemoration of his service in the Homestarmy. | |||
Several more members of the Bennedetto family are seen on the draft board in [[Strong Badia the Free]]. Little Johnny (a toaster) and Ramon (a waffle maker) are said by Homestar to be brothers of Frank. Tom (a blender), Marty (a 4h pencil) and Hank "the Tank" (a refrigerator) are also present, relation unknown. Homestar Runner prevented Little Johnny from serving, stating that he did not want to see him die like his brother Frank, suggesting that Homestar thinks Frank indeed died. | |||
In all likelihood, Bennedetto is a [https://www.gopresto.com/products/products.php?stock=04820 Presto 04820 PopLite Popcorn Maker]. | |||
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* '''Debut:''' Email [[army]] | * '''Debut:''' Email [[army]] | ||
* [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] | * [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] | ||
* [[Labor Dabor]] | * [[Labor Dabor]] | ||
* [[HomestarRunner.com | * [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] (in screenshot) | ||
* Email [[garage sale]] | * Email [[garage sale]] | ||
* Email [[more armies]] | * Email [[more armies]] | ||
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* [[2011 Calendar]] | * [[2011 Calendar]] | ||
* [[Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum]] | * [[Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum]] | ||
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Revision as of 01:53, 14 July 2026
Neva Forget
"Frank was one of the finest frigging soldiers I ever met!"
Real life Frank
Frank Bennedetto was once Marzipan's popcorn machine, who joined the Homestarmy before or during January 2004. Frank, unfortunately, was the lone casualty of The Battle of Strong Badia depicted in the Strong Bad Email army. At that time, he was believed to have died and left behind a debt of five bucks, payable to Homestar Runner. Homestar attempted to collect the aforementioned bucks from Frank's mother, Mrs. Bennedetto (also known as Marzipan's microwave).
It has later been shown that Frank Bennedetto has not actually perished in combat. His status was upgraded to "POW" in Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon, as he was seen behind a fence as part of a collection of stolen goods.
He now seems to have been freed, and is once again a proud member of the Homestarmy, where he holds the rank of Third-Style Private. Some time after receiving this title, he joined Colonel Homestar Runner in an effort to ensure that "nobody or their brother does any type of work at all" on Labor Day.
His death has been used in several propaganda posters for the Homestarmy. The first was seen in a desktop wallpaper, where he is featured in a poster to the right of Homestar's poster. In this poster, several black figures are standing above his corpse, with the words "DON'T LET THEM!" written above in black. The second was on the January page of the 2011 calendar, where he is seen silhouetted in black in front of Strong Badia, surrounded by the words "BENNEDETTO: Neva Forgive Action".
However, Bennedetto was later seen at the Homestarmy's booth at the Vaguely Military Career Fair in more armies, where a sign described him as a "memorial statue". This may mean that his death at the Battle of Strong Badia was real, although it could also just be a commemoration of his service in the Homestarmy.
Several more members of the Bennedetto family are seen on the draft board in Strong Badia the Free. Little Johnny (a toaster) and Ramon (a waffle maker) are said by Homestar to be brothers of Frank. Tom (a blender), Marty (a 4h pencil) and Hank "the Tank" (a refrigerator) are also present, relation unknown. Homestar Runner prevented Little Johnny from serving, stating that he did not want to see him die like his brother Frank, suggesting that Homestar thinks Frank indeed died.
In all likelihood, Bennedetto is a Presto 04820 PopLite Popcorn Maker.
Complete Filmography
- Debut: Email army
- Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
- Labor Dabor
- HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! (in screenshot)
- Email garage sale
- Email more armies
- Strong Badia the Free (memorial)
- Wallpaper: armywallpaper3.jpg
- 2011 Calendar
- Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum
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