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'''Wireless Bizness''' was an abandoned project created by [[The Brothers Chaps]] to have [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]] on mobile phones supporting [[Wireless Application Protocol|WAP]]. At the time it was accessible, the few emails that were in it were all plain text with short emails having short answers. One of them was later given animation and featured on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]]. [[E-mail Birds]] are reportedly based on another three WAP emails. It is not known why this project was terminated.
 
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== Likely WAP Emails ==
&quot;Looks like it woulda been a pile-a-minute!&quot;


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>Dear Strong Bad, I drank too much salty plum soda.<br />
>-Stu<br />
><br />
>No such thing, Stu. No such thing.
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>how are you why don't you make a joke<br />
>kiss<br />
>bettina<br />
><br />
>Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence?
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'''Wireless Bizness''' was an abandoned project created by [[The Brothers Chaps]] to have [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]] on mobile phones supporting [[Wireless Application Protocol|WAP]]. At the time it was accessible, the few emails that were in it were all plain text with short emails having short answers. One of them was later given animation and featured on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]]. [[E-mail Birds]] are reportedly based on another three WAP emails. It is not known why this project was terminated.
>Homestar Runner is a total dork. Don't you<br />
>think he's a total dork? I think he's a total dork!<br />
>-Jeffrey Gilligan<br />
><br />
>I agree. Don't you think I agree? I agree!
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== <span class="mw-headline">Likely WAP Emails</span> ==
>Do you like to horse ride? I am horse woman!<br />
>neigh. Horse woman can beat Strong Bad up.<br />
>*kick*<br />
><br />
>-Naomi, AB<br />
><br />
>Strong Bad feed horse woman poison oats. *sting* -15 hp
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<blockquote>Dear Strong Bad, I drank too much salty plum soda.<br />
== Real-World References ==
-Stu<br />
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No such thing, Stu. No such thing.</blockquote>
<blockquote>how are you why don't you make a joke<br />
kiss<br />
bettina<br />
<br />
Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence?</blockquote>
<blockquote>Homestar Runner is a total dork. Don't you<br />
think he's a total dork? I think he's a total dork!<br />
-Jeffrey Gilligan<br />
<br />
I agree. Don't you think I agree? I agree!</blockquote>
<blockquote>Do you like to horse ride? I am horse woman!<br />
neigh. Horse woman can beat Strong Bad up.<br />
*kick*<br />
<br />
-Naomi, AB<br />
<br />
Strong Bad feed horse woman poison oats. *sting* -15 hp</blockquote>
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* Salty plum soda exists in real life and is in fact a staple of [[Vietnamese cuisine]].
* Salty plum soda exists in real life and is in fact a staple of [[Vietnamese cuisine]].


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== External Links ==
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* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/wireless.html view the page leading to the non-existent WAP page]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/wireless.html view the page leading to the non-existent WAP page]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_sbmail.swf view the only available WAP email, with added animation]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_sbmail.swf view the only available WAP email, with added animation]
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Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

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"No such thing, Stu. No such thing."

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"Looks like it woulda been a pile-a-minute!"

Wireless Bizness was an abandoned project created by The Brothers Chaps to have Strong Bad Emails on mobile phones supporting WAP. At the time it was accessible, the few emails that were in it were all plain text with short emails having short answers. One of them was later given animation and featured on the TV Time Toons Menu. E-mail Birds are reportedly based on another three WAP emails. It is not known why this project was terminated.

Likely WAP Emails

>Dear Strong Bad, I drank too much salty plum soda.
>-Stu
>
>No such thing, Stu. No such thing.

>how are you why don't you make a joke
>kiss
>bettina
>
>Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence?

>Homestar Runner is a total dork. Don't you
>think he's a total dork? I think he's a total dork!
>-Jeffrey Gilligan
>
>I agree. Don't you think I agree? I agree!

>Do you like to horse ride? I am horse woman!
>neigh. Horse woman can beat Strong Bad up.
>*kick*
>
>-Naomi, AB
>
>Strong Bad feed horse woman poison oats. *sting* -15 hp

Real-World References

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