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On March 15, 2008, [[They Might Be Giants]] performed at the Variety Playhouse in Atlanta, GA. They were joined on-stage by Puppet [[Homestar Runner]]. They had a discussion and John Linnel told some jokes to the audience, and then sang &quot;[[index.php/I Am Not Your Broom|I Am Not Your Broom]].&quot;
On March 15, 2008, [[They Might Be Giants]] performed at the Variety Playhouse in Atlanta, GA. They were joined on-stage by Puppet [[Homestar Runner]]. They had a discussion and John Linnel told some jokes to the audience, and then sang "[[index.php/I Am Not Your Broom|I Am Not Your Broom]]."
 
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** [#I_Am_Not_Your_Broom 1.1 I Am Not Your Broom]
* [#External_Links 2 External Links]
* [#See_Also 3 See Also]
 
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== Transcript ==
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'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hi, kids! Hi, large kids—too—with small kids on their shoulders!
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hi, kids! Hi, large kids—too—with small kids on their shoulders!
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'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bum-bum-ba-dum!
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bum-bum-ba-dum!


'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Um...the answer— the answer is a fish with— a fish with no eye is called a &quot;fsh.&quot;
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Um...the answer— the answer is a fish with— a fish with no eye is called a "fsh."


'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
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'''JOHN LINNELL:''' This is how I feel about that.
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' This is how I feel about that.


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=== I Am Not Your Broom ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">I Am Not Your Broom</span> ===


'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Now, Broom, you must now sweep for me, the dust that fills my room.
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Now, Broom, you must now sweep for me, the dust that fills my room.
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'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Okay.
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Okay.


'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's like &quot;Get some Oxy Clean, kid!&quot;
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's like "Get some Oxy Clean, kid!"


'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Thanks for coming.
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Thanks for coming.
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'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish...swish-swish-swish-swish-swish.
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish...swish-swish-swish-swish-swish.


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== External Links ==
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02WIAH9JrbU Video of the concert]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02WIAH9JrbU Video of the concert]


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== See Also ==
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* [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]]
* [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]]
* [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]]
* [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]]
* [[TMBG Concert - 5 Mar 2010]]
* [[TMBG Concert - 5 Mar 2010]]
 
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Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

On March 15, 2008, They Might Be Giants performed at the Variety Playhouse in Atlanta, GA. They were joined on-stage by Puppet Homestar Runner. They had a discussion and John Linnel told some jokes to the audience, and then sang "I Am Not Your Broom."


Transcript

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hi, kids! Hi, large kids—too—with small kids on their shoulders!

JOHN LINNELL: Hi, Homestar. How's it going?

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hi, Johns! Hi—hi, Dans! {grudgingly} Hi, Marty...How you guys doing?

JOHN LINNELL: We're doing pretty good. Except for the flu thing.

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, yeah. He keeps messin' up your song names.

JOHN LINNELL: Yeah.

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: He's the song mangulist.

JOHN LINNELL: That's so true, Homestar.

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: You said to bring the jokes.

JOHN LINNELL: Yeah. You got any more jokes?

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Nope.

JOHN LINNELL: Apparently you don't. Okay, good. Good. You want to hear a joke?

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: I do, I do!

JOHN LINNELL: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: A deer with no eyes...I don't know!

JOHN LINNELL: I have no eye-deer. Wait. I got— I got another one.

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh!

JOHN LINNELL: But you've gotta— you've gotta try and— try and come up with an answer for this one.

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, okay. Sorry.

JOHN LINNELL: What do you call a fish with no eye?

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: A blue whale!

JOHN LINNELL: That is incorrect.

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: What?!

JOHN LINNELL: Where's my buzzer sound? I don't have it out.

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Bum-bum-ba-dum!

JOHN LINNELL: Um...the answer— the answer is a fish with— a fish with no eye is called a "fsh."

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

JOHN LINNELL: Yes, it is.

JOHN FLANSBURGH: Hey, I don't wanna— I don't wanna interrupt the whole joke thing, 'cause I know you guys have an engagement, a concord in a couple weeks-

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Right, right.

JOHN FLANSBURGH: But uh...I think— I think maybe we should do a song.

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay!

JOHN LINNELL: This is how I feel about that.

I Am Not Your Broom

JOHN LINNELL: Now, Broom, you must now sweep for me, the dust that fills my room.

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: No, John, I will not sweep for you, for I am not your broom.

JOHN LINNELL: What nonsense are you speaking, Broom? My words you must obey!

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Another life awaits me and I'm leaving you today! I am not your broom! I am not your broom! I've had enough, I'm casting off these chains of servitude! I am not your broom! I am not your broom! No longer will I sweep for you, for I am not your broom!

JOHN FLANSBURGH: Now— now hold on there, Homestar. I'm confused. You— you said a word I didn't know. I've never heard this word before— servitude. What does that— servitude mean? You've gotta—

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Servitude?

JOHN LINNELL: Yeah.

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's what you get when you go to the drive through window and there's a teenage kid working there. Get y'all out some servitude!

JOHN LINNELL: Okay.

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: It's like "Get some Oxy Clean, kid!"

JOHN LINNELL: Thanks for coming.

{John begins to play the chorus to I am not your Broom.}

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: A-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish...swish-swish-swish-swish-swish.

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