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[[Subtitles:sbemailtwohundred/fi|fi]] 
  &lt;line start=&quot;20&quot; end=&quot;48&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;drumroll&lt;/line&gt;
[[Subtitles:sbemailtwohundred/pl|pl]] 
  &lt;line start=&quot;49&quot; end=&quot;131&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;fanfare&lt;/line&gt;
[[Subtitles:sbemailtwohundred/pt-br|pt-br]] 
  &lt;line start=&quot;132&quot; end=&quot;166&quot;&gt;
[[Subtitles:sbemailtwohundred/tr|tr]]
    &lt;sfx&gt;fanfare&lt;/sfx&gt;
    &lt;thecheat&gt;playing flute&lt;/thecheat&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;167&quot; end=&quot;219&quot; speaker=&quot;singer&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Two hundred sbemails,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;220&quot; end=&quot;287&quot; speaker=&quot;singer&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;exhausting just to think about.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;288&quot; end=&quot;355&quot; speaker=&quot;singer&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;How can we face two hundred sbemails?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;356&quot; end=&quot;414&quot; speaker=&quot;poopsmith&quot;&gt;The thought of all those sbemails makes me&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;415&quot; end=&quot;461&quot; speaker=&quot;poopsmith&quot;&gt;weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;462&quot; end=&quot;476&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;—Puke!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;515&quot; end=&quot;524&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;song stops&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;525&quot; end=&quot;550&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;(Echoing)&lt;/i&gt; Please be seated.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;551&quot; end=&quot;575&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;How about that Poopsmith, huh?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;576&quot; end=&quot;640&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Breaking his vow of silence to perform my two hundredth sbemail intro song!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;641&quot; end=&quot;692&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I'm almost, sniff, not totally disgusted!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;693&quot; end=&quot;706&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;flies buzzing&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;707&quot; end=&quot;722&quot;&gt;
    &lt;sfx&gt;flies buzzing&lt;/sfx&gt;
    &lt;sfx&gt;plop&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;723&quot; end=&quot;746&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Yeah, I take that back.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;747&quot; end=&quot;773&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Okay, here we go!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;774&quot; end=&quot;777&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Duh-duh-duh Dear &lt;em&gt;Homestar&lt;/em&gt;!?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;778&quot; end=&quot;785&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;Duh-duh-duh Dear &lt;em&gt;Homestar&lt;/em&gt;!?&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;record scratch&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;786&quot; end=&quot;802&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Duh-duh-duh Dear &lt;em&gt;Homestar&lt;/em&gt;!?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;803&quot; end=&quot;820&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;W.T.C.?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;821&quot; end=&quot;852&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;New Paper, print me out a hard copy!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;853&quot; end=&quot;880&quot; speaker=&quot;newpaper&quot;&gt;shuffling noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;881&quot; end=&quot;924&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I'll teach Homestar to steal my two hundredth email thunder!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;925&quot; end=&quot;937&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;thunder booms&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;938&quot; end=&quot;950&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;B'oyah!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;951&quot; end=&quot;1001&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;—a protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1002&quot; end=&quot;1063&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Hey, Homejob! Some stupid girls that are probably really guys accidentally emailed me-&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1064&quot; end=&quot;1104&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Ugh. Strong Bad, how do you keep gettin' in here?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1105&quot; end=&quot;1125&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What? What are you talking about? I just—&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1126&quot; end=&quot;1160&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I'm in the middle of checking my email.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1161&quot; end=&quot;1180&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Whaddaya mean, &lt;em&gt;your&lt;/em&gt; email?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1181&quot; end=&quot;1209&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I'm in the middle of checking &lt;em&gt;my&lt;/em&gt; email!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1210&quot; end=&quot;1270&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;You're not the only one around here who answers emails from fans with humorous results.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1271&quot; end=&quot;1287&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Since the crap when?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1288&quot; end=&quot;1342&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I dunno. Since forever. Don't you remember? You're in a bunch of 'em.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1343&quot; end=&quot;1400&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Like that old classic when they asked about burglars breaking into my house.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1401&quot; end=&quot;1440&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;If I act all sleepy and throw a bunch of cinnamon on my face,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1441&quot; end=&quot;1468&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;it's usually enough to throw 'em off.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1472&quot; end=&quot;1496&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Poo, poo. Poo, poo.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1511&quot; end=&quot;1516&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;light clicks on&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1527&quot; end=&quot;1537&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;yawns&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1545&quot; end=&quot;1590&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Hey, Strong Sad. Batman. What are you guys doing in my house?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1591&quot; end=&quot;1606&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Whaaaaaat?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1607&quot; end=&quot;1650&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;And who can forget when I accidentally took some of Strong Sad's pills?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1651&quot; end=&quot;1672&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;And who can forget when I accidentally took some of Strong Sad's pills?&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;strongbad volume=&quot;0.7&quot;&gt;Okay, calm down... I didn't mean to—&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1673&quot; end=&quot;1685&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Long pants, Strong Bad!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1687&quot; end=&quot;1714&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;The longest pants! Everybody everybody! Longest pants!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1714&quot; end=&quot;1716&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;
    &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;long-------long-------long-------long-------long-------&lt;/span&gt;Long&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1716&quot; end=&quot;1718&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;
    &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;long-------long-------long-------long-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;Long&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1718&quot; end=&quot;1720&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;
    long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------long-------long-------long-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;Long&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1720&quot; end=&quot;1722&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;
    long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------long-------long-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;Long&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1722&quot; end=&quot;1724&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;
    long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------long-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;Long&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1724&quot; end=&quot;1727&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;
    long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;Long&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1727&quot; end=&quot;1733&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;Long&lt;br /&gt;pants!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1734&quot; end=&quot;1773&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;And that one where I dressed up real good like Coach Z.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1774&quot; end=&quot;1823&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Hey, Strong Bad, I think I ruined your fondue part!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1824&quot; end=&quot;1847&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;My fondue part?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1848&quot; end=&quot;1865&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Hang! On!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1866&quot; end=&quot;1883&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Shut! Face!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1884&quot; end=&quot;1929&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Those were MY emails and you squeazeled your way into them.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1930&quot; end=&quot;1957&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I'm glad you believe that, Strong Bad.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1958&quot; end=&quot;1978&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Anyways, let me see that email.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1984&quot; end=&quot;2000&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Oh, come on!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2001&quot; end=&quot;2059&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Another&lt;/em&gt; pillow fight? Haven't they seen hremail number 49?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2060&quot; end=&quot;2078&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Hr-what mail?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2079&quot; end=&quot;2130&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Hremail. You've got sbemails, I've got hremails.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2131&quot; end=&quot;2161&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Do you even have an email address?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2162&quot; end=&quot;2192&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Of course I do. Everybody knows it's&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2193&quot; end=&quot;2237&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2238&quot; end=&quot;2279&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;There's a good chance my brain is about to explode right now.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2280&quot; end=&quot;2318&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Aww, come on, old timer. It's not so bad.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2319&quot; end=&quot;2341&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;You want to help me check this email?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2342&quot; end=&quot;2369&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I'm not gonna help you check your email!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2370&quot; end=&quot;2412&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I'm gonna help myself &lt;em&gt;ruin&lt;/em&gt; your email! Whooyaa!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2420&quot; end=&quot;2466&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And help myself to your ice cream sammies.  Whooyaa.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2477&quot; end=&quot;2481&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;geddup noise&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2482&quot; end=&quot;2531&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I'll teach Homestar to retroactively steal my email thunder!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2532&quot; end=&quot;2542&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;thunder booms&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2543&quot; end=&quot;2594&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;to: DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2595&quot; end=&quot;2608&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Dear Homestar,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2609&quot; end=&quot;2647&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I'm a big fan of your hremails and was wandering,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2648&quot; end=&quot;2696&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;can you give us a tour of your not-in-front-of-your-computer?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2697&quot; end=&quot;2717&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Sewiously yours,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2718&quot; end=&quot;2724&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Abdi&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2733&quot; end=&quot;2741&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Send!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2742&quot; end=&quot;2747&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;ding!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2753&quot; end=&quot;2761&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;Let's see now,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2762&quot; end=&quot;2796&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;a few seconds for the DNS to resolve,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2797&quot; end=&quot;2848&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;server, SMTP, now he's reading it, and...&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2849&quot; end=&quot;2875&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;DING! He's taken the bait!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2876&quot; end=&quot;2886&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;Hooyah!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;geddup noise&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2887&quot; end=&quot;2949&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Oh, and if you look to your left, you'll see Historic Not-in-Front-of-My-Computer!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2950&quot; end=&quot;2995&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;A protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2996&quot; end=&quot;3010&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;Tee hee hee!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3011&quot; end=&quot;3028&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot; volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;rock music&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3029&quot; end=&quot;3061&quot;&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;Oh hello, idiot-proof computer!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;rock music&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3062&quot; end=&quot;3080&quot;&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;You look a little thirsty.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;rock music&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3081&quot; end=&quot;3137&quot;&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;Time for some long overdue allegedly citrus-flavored payback!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;rock music&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3138&quot; end=&quot;3147&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot; volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;rock music&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3148&quot; end=&quot;3178&quot;&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;How does that old adage go?&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;rock music&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3179&quot; end=&quot;3225&quot;&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;Ah, yes. &quot;Apply libewally!&quot; Hooyah!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;rock music&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3226&quot; end=&quot;3238&quot;&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;rock music&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3239&quot; end=&quot;3255&quot;&gt;
    &lt;sfx&gt;sparks&lt;/sfx&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;rock music&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3256&quot; end=&quot;3279&quot;&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;Whoa! Ha ha!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;sparks&lt;/sfx&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;rock music&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3280&quot; end=&quot;3295&quot;&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;sparks&lt;/sfx&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;rock music&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3296&quot; end=&quot;3319&quot;&gt;
    &lt;newpaper&gt;shuffling noises&lt;/newpaper&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;sparks&lt;/sfx&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;rock music&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3320&quot; end=&quot;3349&quot;&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;Hey! Whose side are you on, anyway?&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;sparks&lt;/sfx&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;rock music&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3350&quot; end=&quot;3377&quot;&gt;
    &lt;sfx&gt;fighting noises&lt;/sfx&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;sparks&lt;/sfx&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;rock music&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3378&quot; end=&quot;3391&quot;&gt;
    &lt;thepaper&gt;Preeeeow!&lt;/thepaper&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;sparks&lt;/sfx&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;rock music&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3392&quot; end=&quot;3419&quot;&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;The Paper! You came back!!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;sparks&lt;/sfx&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;rock music&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3420&quot; end=&quot;3455&quot;&gt;
    &lt;sfx&gt;sparks&lt;/sfx&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;rock music&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3456&quot; end=&quot;3465&quot;&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;Oops.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;sparks&lt;/sfx&gt;
    &lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;rock music&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3466&quot; end=&quot;3783&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;rock music&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3798&quot; end=&quot;3840&quot;&gt;
    &lt;homestar&gt;Ooh, cool. How did you get it to do that?&lt;/homestar&gt;
    &lt;sfx&gt;sparks&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3841&quot; end=&quot;3890&quot;&gt;
    &lt;homestar&gt;USB? Four pin? Eight pin? FireWire?&lt;/homestar&gt;
    &lt;sfx&gt;sparks&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3891&quot; end=&quot;3924&quot;&gt;
    &lt;homestar&gt;Was it FireWire? I bet it was FireWire.&lt;/homestar&gt;
    &lt;sfx&gt;sparks&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3925&quot; end=&quot;3940&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;sparks&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3949&quot; end=&quot;4030&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;In his shocking 200th episode, Strong Bad turns the entire series on its ear.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;4031&quot; end=&quot;4058&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Will we ever see a 201?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;4059&quot; end=&quot;4097&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Is the reign of HREmails &lt;em&gt;(emphasizes H sound)&lt;/em&gt; at hand?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;4098&quot; end=&quot;4160&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;For the answers to these questions, be sure and &lt;em&gt;not&lt;/em&gt; check out my blog.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;4161&quot; end=&quot;4195&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;I haven't updated that thing in years!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;4230&quot; end=&quot;4329&quot; speaker=&quot;announcer&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;Legend tells that every 200 sbemails The Poopsmith will break his vow of silence—&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;4330&quot; end=&quot;4366&quot; speaker=&quot;announcer&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;—and croon anew.&lt;/line&gt;
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  <line start="20" end="48" speaker="sfx">drumroll</line>
  <line start="49" end="131" speaker="sfx">fanfare</line>
  <line start="132" end="166">
    <sfx>fanfare</sfx>
    <thecheat>playing flute</thecheat>
  </line>
  <line start="167" end="219" speaker="singer" voiceover="voiceover">Two hundred sbemails,</line>
  <line start="220" end="287" speaker="singer" voiceover="voiceover">exhausting just to think about.</line>
  <line start="288" end="355" speaker="singer" voiceover="voiceover">How can we face two hundred sbemails?</line>
  <line start="356" end="414" speaker="poopsmith">The thought of all those sbemails makes me</line>
  <line start="415" end="461" speaker="poopsmith">weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak!</line>
  <line start="462" end="476" speaker="strongbad"><em>—Puke!</em></line>
  <line start="515" end="524" speaker="sfx">song stops</line>
  <line start="525" end="550" speaker="strongbad"><i>(Echoing)</i> Please be seated.</line>
  <line start="551" end="575" speaker="strongbad">How about that Poopsmith, huh?</line>
  <line start="576" end="640" speaker="strongbad">Breaking his vow of silence to perform my two hundredth sbemail intro song!</line>
  <line start="641" end="692" speaker="strongbad">I'm almost, sniff, not totally disgusted!</line>
  <line start="693" end="706" speaker="sfx">flies buzzing</line>
  <line start="707" end="722">
    <sfx>flies buzzing</sfx>
    <sfx>plop</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="723" end="746" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I take that back.</line>
  <line start="747" end="773" speaker="strongbad">Okay, here we go!</line>
  <line start="774" end="777" speaker="strongbad">Duh-duh-duh Dear <em>Homestar</em>!?</line>
  <line start="778" end="785"><strongbad>Duh-duh-duh Dear <em>Homestar</em>!?</strongbad><sfx>record scratch</sfx></line>
  <line start="786" end="802" speaker="strongbad">Duh-duh-duh Dear <em>Homestar</em>!?</line>
  <line start="803" end="820" speaker="strongbad">W.T.C.?</line>
  <line start="821" end="852" speaker="strongbad">New Paper, print me out a hard copy!</line>
  <line start="853" end="880" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
  <line start="881" end="924" speaker="strongbad">I'll teach Homestar to steal my two hundredth email thunder!</line>
  <line start="925" end="937" speaker="sfx">thunder booms</line>
  <line start="938" end="950" speaker="strongbad">B'oyah!</line>
  <line start="951" end="1001" speaker="homestar">—a protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms!</line>
  <line start="1002" end="1063" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Homejob! Some stupid girls that are probably really guys accidentally emailed me-</line>
  <line start="1064" end="1104" speaker="homestar">Ugh. Strong Bad, how do you keep gettin' in here?</line>
  <line start="1105" end="1125" speaker="strongbad">What? What are you talking about? I just—</line>
  <line start="1126" end="1160" speaker="homestar">I'm in the middle of checking my email.</line>
  <line start="1161" end="1180" speaker="strongbad">Whaddaya mean, <em>your</em> email?</line>
  <line start="1181" end="1209" speaker="strongbad">I'm in the middle of checking <em>my</em> email!</line>
  <line start="1210" end="1270" speaker="homestar">You're not the only one around here who answers emails from fans with humorous results.</line>
  <line start="1271" end="1287" speaker="strongbad">Since the crap when?</line>
  <line start="1288" end="1342" speaker="homestar">I dunno. Since forever. Don't you remember? You're in a bunch of 'em.</line>
  <line start="1343" end="1400" speaker="homestar">Like that old classic when they asked about burglars breaking into my house.</line>
  <line start="1401" end="1440" speaker="homestar">If I act all sleepy and throw a bunch of cinnamon on my face,</line>
  <line start="1441" end="1468" speaker="homestar">it's usually enough to throw 'em off.</line>
  <line start="1472" end="1496" speaker="homestar">Poo, poo. Poo, poo.</line>
  <line start="1511" end="1516" speaker="sfx">light clicks on</line>
  <line start="1527" end="1537" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">yawns</line>
  <line start="1545" end="1590" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Sad. Batman. What are you guys doing in my house?</line>
  <line start="1591" end="1606" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes"><em>Whaaaaaat?</em></line>
  <line start="1607" end="1650" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">And who can forget when I accidentally took some of Strong Sad's pills?</line>
  <line start="1651" end="1672"><homestar voiceover="yes">And who can forget when I accidentally took some of Strong Sad's pills?</homestar><strongbad volume="0.7">Okay, calm down... I didn't mean to—</strongbad></line>
<line start="1673" end="1685" speaker="homestar">Long pants, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="1687" end="1714" speaker="homestar">The longest pants! Everybody everybody! Longest pants!</line>
  <line start="1714" end="1716" speaker="homestar">
    <span style="visibility:hidden">long-------long-------long-------long-------long-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
  <line start="1716" end="1718" speaker="homestar">
    <span style="visibility:hidden">long-------long-------long-------long-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
  <line start="1718" end="1720" speaker="homestar">
    long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------long-------long-------long-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
  <line start="1720" end="1722" speaker="homestar">
    long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------long-------long-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
  <line start="1722" end="1724" speaker="homestar">
    long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------long-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
  <line start="1724" end="1727" speaker="homestar">
    long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
  <line start="1727" end="1733" speaker="homestar">long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />pants!</line>
  <line start="1734" end="1773" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">And that one where I dressed up real good like Coach Z.</line>
  <line start="1774" end="1823" speaker="coachz">Hey, Strong Bad, I think I ruined your fondue part!</line>
  <line start="1824" end="1847" speaker="strongbad">My fondue part?</line>
  <line start="1848" end="1865" speaker="strongbad"><em>Hang! On!</em></line>
  <line start="1866" end="1883" speaker="strongbad"><em>Shut! Face!</em></line>
  <line start="1884" end="1929" speaker="strongbad">Those were MY emails and you squeazeled your way into them.</line>
  <line start="1930" end="1957" speaker="homestar">I'm glad you believe that, Strong Bad.</line>
  <line start="1958" end="1978" speaker="homestar">Anyways, let me see that email.</line>
  <line start="1984" end="2000" speaker="homestar">Oh, come on!</line>
  <line start="2001" end="2059" speaker="homestar"><em>Another</em> pillow fight? Haven't they seen hremail number 49?</line>
  <line start="2060" end="2078" speaker="strongbad">Hr-what mail?</line>
  <line start="2079" end="2130" speaker="homestar">Hremail. You've got sbemails, I've got hremails.</line>
  <line start="2131" end="2161" speaker="strongbad">Do you even have an email address?</line>
  <line start="2162" end="2192" speaker="homestar">Of course I do. Everybody knows it's</line>
  <line start="2193" end="2237" speaker="homestar">DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com.</line>
  <line start="2238" end="2279" speaker="strongbad">There's a good chance my brain is about to explode right now.</line>
  <line start="2280" end="2318" speaker="homestar">Aww, come on, old timer. It's not so bad.</line>
  <line start="2319" end="2341" speaker="homestar">You want to help me check this email?</line>
  <line start="2342" end="2369" speaker="strongbad">I'm not gonna help you check your email!</line>
  <line start="2370" end="2412" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna help myself <em>ruin</em> your email! Whooyaa!</line>
  <line start="2420" end="2466" speaker="strongbad">And help myself to your ice cream sammies.  Whooyaa.</line>
  <line start="2477" end="2481" speaker="sfx">geddup noise</line>
  <line start="2482" end="2531" speaker="strongbad">I'll teach Homestar to retroactively steal my email thunder!</line>
  <line start="2532" end="2542" speaker="sfx">thunder booms</line>
  <line start="2543" end="2594" speaker="strongbad">to: DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com</line>
  <line start="2595" end="2608" speaker="strongbad">Dear Homestar,</line>
  <line start="2609" end="2647" speaker="strongbad">I'm a big fan of your hremails and was wandering,</line>
  <line start="2648" end="2696" speaker="strongbad">can you give us a tour of your not-in-front-of-your-computer?</line>
  <line start="2697" end="2717" speaker="strongbad">Sewiously yours,</line>
  <line start="2718" end="2724" speaker="strongbad">Abdi</line>
  <line start="2733" end="2741" speaker="strongbad">Send!</line>
  <line start="2742" end="2747" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
  <line start="2753" end="2761" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Let's see now,</line>
  <line start="2762" end="2796" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">a few seconds for the DNS to resolve,</line>
  <line start="2797" end="2848" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">server, SMTP, now he's reading it, and...</line>
  <line start="2849" end="2875" speaker="strongbad">DING! He's taken the bait!</line>
  <line start="2876" end="2886"><strongbad>Hooyah!</strongbad><sfx>geddup noise</sfx></line>
  <line start="2887" end="2949" speaker="homestar">Oh, and if you look to your left, you'll see Historic Not-in-Front-of-My-Computer!</line>
  <line start="2950" end="2995" speaker="homestar">A protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms!</line>
  <line start="2996" end="3010" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Tee hee hee!</line>
  <line start="3011" end="3028" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">rock music</line>
  <line start="3029" end="3061">
    <strongbad>Oh hello, idiot-proof computer!</strongbad>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3062" end="3080">
    <strongbad>You look a little thirsty.</strongbad>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3081" end="3137">
    <strongbad>Time for some long overdue allegedly citrus-flavored payback!</strongbad>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3138" end="3147" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">rock music</line>
  <line start="3148" end="3178">
    <strongbad>How does that old adage go?</strongbad>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3179" end="3225">
    <strongbad>Ah, yes. "Apply libewally!" Hooyah!</strongbad>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3226" end="3238">
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3239" end="3255">
    <sfx>sparks</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3256" end="3279">
    <strongbad>Whoa! Ha ha!</strongbad>
    <sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3280" end="3295">
    <sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3296" end="3319">
    <newpaper>shuffling noises</newpaper>
    <sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3320" end="3349">
    <strongbad>Hey! Whose side are you on, anyway?</strongbad>
    <sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3350" end="3377">
    <sfx>fighting noises</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3378" end="3391">
    <thepaper>Preeeeow!</thepaper>
    <sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3392" end="3419">
    <strongbad>The Paper! You came back!!</strongbad>
    <sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3420" end="3455">
    <sfx>sparks</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3456" end="3465">
    <strongbad>Oops.</strongbad>
    <sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3466" end="3783" speaker="sfx">rock music</line>
  <line start="3798" end="3840">
    <homestar>Ooh, cool. How did you get it to do that?</homestar>
    <sfx>sparks</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3841" end="3890">
    <homestar>USB? Four pin? Eight pin? FireWire?</homestar>
    <sfx>sparks</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3891" end="3924">
    <homestar>Was it FireWire? I bet it was FireWire.</homestar>
    <sfx>sparks</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3925" end="3940" speaker="sfx">sparks</line>
  <line start="3949" end="4030" speaker="strongsad">In his shocking 200th episode, Strong Bad turns the entire series on its ear.</line>
  <line start="4031" end="4058" speaker="strongsad">Will we ever see a 201?</line>
  <line start="4059" end="4097" speaker="strongsad">Is the reign of HREmails <em>(emphasizes H sound)</em> at hand?</line>
  <line start="4098" end="4160" speaker="strongsad">For the answers to these questions, be sure and <em>not</em> check out my blog.</line>
  <line start="4161" end="4195" speaker="strongsad">I haven't updated that thing in years!</line>
  <line start="4230" end="4329" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Legend tells that every 200 sbemails The Poopsmith will break his vow of silence—</line>
  <line start="4330" end="4366" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">—and croon anew.</line>
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  <line start="20" end="48" speaker="sfx">drumroll</line>
  <line start="49" end="131" speaker="sfx">fanfare</line>
  <line start="132" end="166">
    <sfx>fanfare</sfx>
    <thecheat>playing flute</thecheat>
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  <line start="167" end="219" speaker="singer" voiceover="voiceover">Two hundred sbemails,</line>
  <line start="220" end="287" speaker="singer" voiceover="voiceover">exhausting just to think about.</line>
  <line start="288" end="355" speaker="singer" voiceover="voiceover">How can we face two hundred sbemails?</line>
  <line start="356" end="414" speaker="poopsmith">The thought of all those sbemails makes me</line>
  <line start="415" end="461" speaker="poopsmith">weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak!</line>
  <line start="462" end="476" speaker="strongbad"><em>—Puke!</em></line>
  <line start="515" end="524" speaker="sfx">song stops</line>
  <line start="525" end="550" speaker="strongbad"><i>(Echoing)</i> Please be seated.</line>
  <line start="551" end="575" speaker="strongbad">How about that Poopsmith, huh?</line>
  <line start="576" end="640" speaker="strongbad">Breaking his vow of silence to perform my two hundredth sbemail intro song!</line>
  <line start="641" end="692" speaker="strongbad">I'm almost, sniff, not totally disgusted!</line>
  <line start="693" end="706" speaker="sfx">flies buzzing</line>
  <line start="707" end="722">
    <sfx>flies buzzing</sfx>
    <sfx>plop</sfx>
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  <line start="723" end="746" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I take that back.</line>
  <line start="747" end="773" speaker="strongbad">Okay, here we go!</line>
  <line start="774" end="777" speaker="strongbad">Duh-duh-duh Dear <em>Homestar</em>!?</line>
  <line start="778" end="785"><strongbad>Duh-duh-duh Dear <em>Homestar</em>!?</strongbad><sfx>record scratch</sfx></line>
  <line start="786" end="802" speaker="strongbad">Duh-duh-duh Dear <em>Homestar</em>!?</line>
  <line start="803" end="820" speaker="strongbad">W.T.C.?</line>
  <line start="821" end="852" speaker="strongbad">New Paper, print me out a hard copy!</line>
  <line start="853" end="880" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
  <line start="881" end="924" speaker="strongbad">I'll teach Homestar to steal my two hundredth email thunder!</line>
  <line start="925" end="937" speaker="sfx">thunder booms</line>
  <line start="938" end="950" speaker="strongbad">B'oyah!</line>
  <line start="951" end="1001" speaker="homestar">—a protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms!</line>
  <line start="1002" end="1063" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Homejob! Some stupid girls that are probably really guys accidentally emailed me-</line>
  <line start="1064" end="1104" speaker="homestar">Ugh. Strong Bad, how do you keep gettin' in here?</line>
  <line start="1105" end="1125" speaker="strongbad">What? What are you talking about? I just—</line>
  <line start="1126" end="1160" speaker="homestar">I'm in the middle of checking my email.</line>
  <line start="1161" end="1180" speaker="strongbad">Whaddaya mean, <em>your</em> email?</line>
  <line start="1181" end="1209" speaker="strongbad">I'm in the middle of checking <em>my</em> email!</line>
  <line start="1210" end="1270" speaker="homestar">You're not the only one around here who answers emails from fans with humorous results.</line>
  <line start="1271" end="1287" speaker="strongbad">Since the crap when?</line>
  <line start="1288" end="1342" speaker="homestar">I dunno. Since forever. Don't you remember? You're in a bunch of 'em.</line>
  <line start="1343" end="1400" speaker="homestar">Like that old classic when they asked about burglars breaking into my house.</line>
  <line start="1401" end="1440" speaker="homestar">If I act all sleepy and throw a bunch of cinnamon on my face,</line>
  <line start="1441" end="1468" speaker="homestar">it's usually enough to throw 'em off.</line>
  <line start="1472" end="1496" speaker="homestar">Poo, poo. Poo, poo.</line>
  <line start="1511" end="1516" speaker="sfx">light clicks on</line>
  <line start="1527" end="1537" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">yawns</line>
  <line start="1545" end="1590" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Sad. Batman. What are you guys doing in my house?</line>
  <line start="1591" end="1606" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes"><em>Whaaaaaat?</em></line>
  <line start="1607" end="1650" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">And who can forget when I accidentally took some of Strong Sad's pills?</line>
  <line start="1651" end="1672"><homestar voiceover="yes">And who can forget when I accidentally took some of Strong Sad's pills?</homestar><strongbad volume="0.7">Okay, calm down... I didn't mean to—</strongbad></line>
<line start="1673" end="1685" speaker="homestar">Long pants, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="1687" end="1714" speaker="homestar">The longest pants! Everybody everybody! Longest pants!</line>
  <line start="1714" end="1716" speaker="homestar">
    <span style="visibility:hidden">long-------long-------long-------long-------long-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
  <line start="1716" end="1718" speaker="homestar">
    <span style="visibility:hidden">long-------long-------long-------long-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
  <line start="1718" end="1720" speaker="homestar">
    long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------long-------long-------long-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
  <line start="1720" end="1722" speaker="homestar">
    long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------long-------long-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
  <line start="1722" end="1724" speaker="homestar">
    long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------long-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
  <line start="1724" end="1727" speaker="homestar">
    long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
  <line start="1727" end="1733" speaker="homestar">long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />pants!</line>
  <line start="1734" end="1773" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">And that one where I dressed up real good like Coach Z.</line>
  <line start="1774" end="1823" speaker="coachz">Hey, Strong Bad, I think I ruined your fondue part!</line>
  <line start="1824" end="1847" speaker="strongbad">My fondue part?</line>
  <line start="1848" end="1865" speaker="strongbad"><em>Hang! On!</em></line>
  <line start="1866" end="1883" speaker="strongbad"><em>Shut! Face!</em></line>
  <line start="1884" end="1929" speaker="strongbad">Those were MY emails and you squeazeled your way into them.</line>
  <line start="1930" end="1957" speaker="homestar">I'm glad you believe that, Strong Bad.</line>
  <line start="1958" end="1978" speaker="homestar">Anyways, let me see that email.</line>
  <line start="1984" end="2000" speaker="homestar">Oh, come on!</line>
  <line start="2001" end="2059" speaker="homestar"><em>Another</em> pillow fight? Haven't they seen hremail number 49?</line>
  <line start="2060" end="2078" speaker="strongbad">Hr-what mail?</line>
  <line start="2079" end="2130" speaker="homestar">Hremail. You've got sbemails, I've got hremails.</line>
  <line start="2131" end="2161" speaker="strongbad">Do you even have an email address?</line>
  <line start="2162" end="2192" speaker="homestar">Of course I do. Everybody knows it's</line>
  <line start="2193" end="2237" speaker="homestar">DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com.</line>
  <line start="2238" end="2279" speaker="strongbad">There's a good chance my brain is about to explode right now.</line>
  <line start="2280" end="2318" speaker="homestar">Aww, come on, old timer. It's not so bad.</line>
  <line start="2319" end="2341" speaker="homestar">You want to help me check this email?</line>
  <line start="2342" end="2369" speaker="strongbad">I'm not gonna help you check your email!</line>
  <line start="2370" end="2412" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna help myself <em>ruin</em> your email! Whooyaa!</line>
  <line start="2420" end="2466" speaker="strongbad">And help myself to your ice cream sammies.  Whooyaa.</line>
  <line start="2477" end="2481" speaker="sfx">geddup noise</line>
  <line start="2482" end="2531" speaker="strongbad">I'll teach Homestar to retroactively steal my email thunder!</line>
  <line start="2532" end="2542" speaker="sfx">thunder booms</line>
  <line start="2543" end="2594" speaker="strongbad">to: DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com</line>
  <line start="2595" end="2608" speaker="strongbad">Dear Homestar,</line>
  <line start="2609" end="2647" speaker="strongbad">I'm a big fan of your hremails and was wandering,</line>
  <line start="2648" end="2696" speaker="strongbad">can you give us a tour of your not-in-front-of-your-computer?</line>
  <line start="2697" end="2717" speaker="strongbad">Sewiously yours,</line>
  <line start="2718" end="2724" speaker="strongbad">Abdi</line>
  <line start="2733" end="2741" speaker="strongbad">Send!</line>
  <line start="2742" end="2747" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
  <line start="2753" end="2761" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Let's see now,</line>
  <line start="2762" end="2796" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">a few seconds for the DNS to resolve,</line>
  <line start="2797" end="2848" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">server, SMTP, now he's reading it, and...</line>
  <line start="2849" end="2875" speaker="strongbad">DING! He's taken the bait!</line>
  <line start="2876" end="2886"><strongbad>Hooyah!</strongbad><sfx>geddup noise</sfx></line>
  <line start="2887" end="2949" speaker="homestar">Oh, and if you look to your left, you'll see Historic Not-in-Front-of-My-Computer!</line>
  <line start="2950" end="2995" speaker="homestar">A protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms!</line>
  <line start="2996" end="3010" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Tee hee hee!</line>
  <line start="3011" end="3028" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">rock music</line>
  <line start="3029" end="3061">
    <strongbad>Oh hello, idiot-proof computer!</strongbad>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3062" end="3080">
    <strongbad>You look a little thirsty.</strongbad>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3081" end="3137">
    <strongbad>Time for some long overdue allegedly citrus-flavored payback!</strongbad>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3138" end="3147" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">rock music</line>
  <line start="3148" end="3178">
    <strongbad>How does that old adage go?</strongbad>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3179" end="3225">
    <strongbad>Ah, yes. "Apply libewally!" Hooyah!</strongbad>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3226" end="3238">
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3239" end="3255">
    <sfx>sparks</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3256" end="3279">
    <strongbad>Whoa! Ha ha!</strongbad>
    <sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3280" end="3295">
    <sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3296" end="3319">
    <newpaper>shuffling noises</newpaper>
    <sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3320" end="3349">
    <strongbad>Hey! Whose side are you on, anyway?</strongbad>
    <sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3350" end="3377">
    <sfx>fighting noises</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3378" end="3391">
    <thepaper>Preeeeow!</thepaper>
    <sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3392" end="3419">
    <strongbad>The Paper! You came back!!</strongbad>
    <sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3420" end="3455">
    <sfx>sparks</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3456" end="3465">
    <strongbad>Oops.</strongbad>
    <sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">rock music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3466" end="3783" speaker="sfx">rock music</line>
  <line start="3798" end="3840">
    <homestar>Ooh, cool. How did you get it to do that?</homestar>
    <sfx>sparks</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3841" end="3890">
    <homestar>USB? Four pin? Eight pin? FireWire?</homestar>
    <sfx>sparks</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3891" end="3924">
    <homestar>Was it FireWire? I bet it was FireWire.</homestar>
    <sfx>sparks</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3925" end="3940" speaker="sfx">sparks</line>
  <line start="3949" end="4030" speaker="strongsad">In his shocking 200th episode, Strong Bad turns the entire series on its ear.</line>
  <line start="4031" end="4058" speaker="strongsad">Will we ever see a 201?</line>
  <line start="4059" end="4097" speaker="strongsad">Is the reign of HREmails <em>(emphasizes H sound)</em> at hand?</line>
  <line start="4098" end="4160" speaker="strongsad">For the answers to these questions, be sure and <em>not</em> check out my blog.</line>
  <line start="4161" end="4195" speaker="strongsad">I haven't updated that thing in years!</line>
  <line start="4230" end="4329" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Legend tells that every 200 sbemails The Poopsmith will break his vow of silence—</line>
  <line start="4330" end="4366" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">—and croon anew.</line>
</transcript>
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