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[[Subtitles:sbemail94/fi|fi]] 
    &lt;line start=&quot;15&quot; end=&quot;83&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls... and no toilet.&lt;/line&gt;
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    &lt;line start=&quot;94&quot; end=&quot;157&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Hey Strong Bad, I was just wondering what you would be like in a video game and what it would be like.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
[[Subtitles:sbemail94/pt-br|pt-br]] 
    &lt;line start=&quot;159&quot; end=&quot;196&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;From, Taylor R. Queen Creek, Alcatraz&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
[[Subtitles:sbemail94/tr|tr]]
    &lt;line start=&quot;200&quot; end=&quot;250&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Whoa. Somebody on the inside. Get out soon, Taylor.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;260&quot; end=&quot;290&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What would I be like in a video game?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;297&quot; end=&quot;332&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Well, that all depends on what system we're talking about.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;335&quot; end=&quot;365&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Like, if it was on one of those really old machines&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;368&quot; end=&quot;405&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;the graphics would probably only look kinda like me.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;410&quot; end=&quot;468&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And I'd run all around a futuristic maze collecting things that look nothing like me.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;474&quot; end=&quot;490&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Man, that'd be pretty awesome!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;508&quot; end=&quot;552&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ooh! Ooh! I could also be in one of those 3-D vector games.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;553&quot; end=&quot;599&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And there'd be this awesome, huge, 3-D version of my head floatin' around.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;605&quot; end=&quot;661&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Like, it looks so awesome, girls would probably try to make out with the screen&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;665&quot; end=&quot;689&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;and we'd have to program it to be like:&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;690&quot; end=&quot;716&quot; speaker=&quot;vectorsb&quot;&gt;BACK OFF BABY&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;717&quot; end=&quot;744&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And in this one, the player wouldn't control me...&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;745&quot; end=&quot;766&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;'CUZ YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME!!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;770&quot; end=&quot;815&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Instead, you'd be some kinda 3-D shield guy with a shield...&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;821&quot; end=&quot;865&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Some kind of spikey-headed 3-D cyber-shield guy...&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;870&quot; end=&quot;886&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;with a cyber-shield.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;887&quot; end=&quot;961&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And you'd have to block my perplexing 3-D geometric attacks, or face certain 3-D doom!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;979&quot; end=&quot;999&quot; speaker=&quot;vectorsb&quot;&gt;YOUR HEAD A SPLODE&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1001&quot; end=&quot;1045&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Naturally, there'd be some problems with bad translation.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1047&quot; end=&quot;1098&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;On the other hand, it might be cool to be in one of those text-based adventures.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1100&quot; end=&quot;1148&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You know, for those intellectual people with better imaginations.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1157&quot; end=&quot;1167&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;It'd be like...&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1170&quot; end=&quot;1215&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a FLASK.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1221&quot; end=&quot;1273&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1279&quot; end=&quot;1292&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And you'd be all like...&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1295&quot; end=&quot;1310&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Get ye flask&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1312&quot; end=&quot;1322&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And it'd say,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1324&quot; end=&quot;1338&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;You can't get ye flask!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1342&quot; end=&quot;1400&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And you'd just have to sit there and imagine why on Earth you can't get ye flask!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1405&quot; end=&quot;1430&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Because the game's certainly not going to tell you.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1432&quot; end=&quot;1470&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And there's no precious graphics to help you out, either!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1483&quot; end=&quot;1528&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;But oh, man. The best thing ever would be if I was in one of those&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1529&quot; end=&quot;1572&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;brand new super-photorealistic games that take like&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1575&quot; end=&quot;1622&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;tons of migs and megs of memories just to play it.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1628&quot; end=&quot;1675&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I'd look super-cool, runnin' around on some grass, maybe.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1682&quot; end=&quot;1734&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Where there'd be like, um... a rhino there, too.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1744&quot; end=&quot;1757&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;A hungry rhino!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1771&quot; end=&quot;1817&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And I'd have to, I guess... feed him.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1829&quot; end=&quot;1870&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And, umm... snakes?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1927&quot; end=&quot;1972&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;So hopefully one day technology will catch up with my advanced thinking,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1973&quot; end=&quot;2013&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;so all the ladies can start making out with their TV screens.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2024&quot; end=&quot;2101&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Until next time, Taylor, this one's for you, and all my peoples got sent up the river.&lt;/line&gt;
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail94.swf" width="550" height="400">>
    <line start="15" end="83" speaker="strongbad">Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls... and no toilet.</line>
    <line start="94" end="157" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, I was just wondering what you would be like in a video game and what it would be like."</line>
    <line start="159" end="196" speaker="strongbad">"From, Taylor R. Queen Creek, Alcatraz"</line>
    <line start="200" end="250" speaker="strongbad">Whoa. Somebody on the inside. Get out soon, Taylor.</line>
    <line start="260" end="290" speaker="strongbad">What would I be like in a video game?</line>
    <line start="297" end="332" speaker="strongbad">Well, that all depends on what system we're talking about.</line>
    <line start="335" end="365" speaker="strongbad">Like, if it was on one of those really old machines</line>
    <line start="368" end="405" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">the graphics would probably only look kinda like me.</line>
    <line start="410" end="468" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I'd run all around a futuristic maze collecting things that look nothing like me.</line>
    <line start="474" end="490" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Man, that'd be pretty awesome!</line>
    <line start="508" end="552" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! Ooh! I could also be in one of those 3-D vector games.</line>
    <line start="553" end="599" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And there'd be this awesome, huge, 3-D version of my head floatin' around.</line>
    <line start="605" end="661" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Like, it looks so awesome, girls would probably try to make out with the screen</line>
    <line start="665" end="689" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and we'd have to program it to be like:</line>
    <line start="690" end="716" speaker="vectorsb">BACK OFF BABY</line>
    <line start="717" end="744" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And in this one, the player wouldn't control me...</line>
    <line start="745" end="766" speaker="strongbad">'CUZ YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME!!</line>
    <line start="770" end="815" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Instead, you'd be some kinda 3-D shield guy with a shield...</line>
    <line start="821" end="865" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Some kind of spikey-headed 3-D cyber-shield guy...</line>
    <line start="870" end="886" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">with a cyber-shield.</line>
    <line start="887" end="961" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And you'd have to block my perplexing 3-D geometric attacks, or face certain 3-D doom!</line>
    <line start="979" end="999" speaker="vectorsb">YOUR HEAD A SPLODE</line>
    <line start="1001" end="1045" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Naturally, there'd be some problems with bad translation.</line>
    <line start="1047" end="1098" speaker="strongbad">On the other hand, it might be cool to be in one of those text-based adventures.</line>
    <line start="1100" end="1148" speaker="strongbad">You know, for those intellectual people with better imaginations.</line>
    <line start="1157" end="1167" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It'd be like...</line>
    <line start="1170" end="1215" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a FLASK.</line>
    <line start="1221" end="1273" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.</line>
    <line start="1279" end="1292" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And you'd be all like...</line>
    <line start="1295" end="1310" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Get ye flask</line>
    <line start="1312" end="1322" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And it'd say,</line>
    <line start="1324" end="1338" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You can't get ye flask!</line>
    <line start="1342" end="1400" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And you'd just have to sit there and imagine why on Earth you can't get ye flask!</line>
    <line start="1405" end="1430" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Because the game's certainly not going to tell you.</line>
    <line start="1432" end="1470" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And there's no precious graphics to help you out, either!</line>
    <line start="1483" end="1528" speaker="strongbad">But oh, man. The best thing ever would be if I was in one of those</line>
    <line start="1529" end="1572" speaker="strongbad">brand new super-photorealistic games that take like</line>
    <line start="1575" end="1622" speaker="strongbad">tons of migs and megs of memories just to play it.</line>
    <line start="1628" end="1675" speaker="strongbad">I'd look super-cool, runnin' around on some grass, maybe.</line>
    <line start="1682" end="1734" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Where there'd be like, um... a rhino there, too.</line>
    <line start="1744" end="1757" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">A hungry rhino!</line>
    <line start="1771" end="1817" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I'd have to, I guess... feed him.</line>
    <line start="1829" end="1870" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And, umm... snakes?</line>
    <line start="1927" end="1972" speaker="strongbad">So hopefully one day technology will catch up with my advanced thinking,</line>
    <line start="1973" end="2013" speaker="strongbad">so all the ladies can start making out with their TV screens.</line>
    <line start="2024" end="2101" speaker="strongbad">Until next time, Taylor, this one's for you, and all my peoples got sent up the river.</line>
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    <line start="15" end="83" speaker="strongbad">Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls... and no toilet.</line>
    <line start="94" end="157" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, I was just wondering what you would be like in a video game and what it would be like."</line>
    <line start="159" end="196" speaker="strongbad">"From, Taylor R. Queen Creek, Alcatraz"</line>
    <line start="200" end="250" speaker="strongbad">Whoa. Somebody on the inside. Get out soon, Taylor.</line>
    <line start="260" end="290" speaker="strongbad">What would I be like in a video game?</line>
    <line start="297" end="332" speaker="strongbad">Well, that all depends on what system we're talking about.</line>
    <line start="335" end="365" speaker="strongbad">Like, if it was on one of those really old machines</line>
    <line start="368" end="405" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">the graphics would probably only look kinda like me.</line>
    <line start="410" end="468" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I'd run all around a futuristic maze collecting things that look nothing like me.</line>
    <line start="474" end="490" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Man, that'd be pretty awesome!</line>
    <line start="508" end="552" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! Ooh! I could also be in one of those 3-D vector games.</line>
    <line start="553" end="599" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And there'd be this awesome, huge, 3-D version of my head floatin' around.</line>
    <line start="605" end="661" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Like, it looks so awesome, girls would probably try to make out with the screen</line>
    <line start="665" end="689" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and we'd have to program it to be like:</line>
    <line start="690" end="716" speaker="vectorsb">BACK OFF BABY</line>
    <line start="717" end="744" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And in this one, the player wouldn't control me...</line>
    <line start="745" end="766" speaker="strongbad">'CUZ YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME!!</line>
    <line start="770" end="815" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Instead, you'd be some kinda 3-D shield guy with a shield...</line>
    <line start="821" end="865" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Some kind of spikey-headed 3-D cyber-shield guy...</line>
    <line start="870" end="886" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">with a cyber-shield.</line>
    <line start="887" end="961" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And you'd have to block my perplexing 3-D geometric attacks, or face certain 3-D doom!</line>
    <line start="979" end="999" speaker="vectorsb">YOUR HEAD A SPLODE</line>
    <line start="1001" end="1045" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Naturally, there'd be some problems with bad translation.</line>
    <line start="1047" end="1098" speaker="strongbad">On the other hand, it might be cool to be in one of those text-based adventures.</line>
    <line start="1100" end="1148" speaker="strongbad">You know, for those intellectual people with better imaginations.</line>
    <line start="1157" end="1167" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It'd be like...</line>
    <line start="1170" end="1215" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a FLASK.</line>
    <line start="1221" end="1273" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.</line>
    <line start="1279" end="1292" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And you'd be all like...</line>
    <line start="1295" end="1310" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Get ye flask</line>
    <line start="1312" end="1322" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And it'd say,</line>
    <line start="1324" end="1338" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You can't get ye flask!</line>
    <line start="1342" end="1400" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And you'd just have to sit there and imagine why on Earth you can't get ye flask!</line>
    <line start="1405" end="1430" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Because the game's certainly not going to tell you.</line>
    <line start="1432" end="1470" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And there's no precious graphics to help you out, either!</line>
    <line start="1483" end="1528" speaker="strongbad">But oh, man. The best thing ever would be if I was in one of those</line>
    <line start="1529" end="1572" speaker="strongbad">brand new super-photorealistic games that take like</line>
    <line start="1575" end="1622" speaker="strongbad">tons of migs and megs of memories just to play it.</line>
    <line start="1628" end="1675" speaker="strongbad">I'd look super-cool, runnin' around on some grass, maybe.</line>
    <line start="1682" end="1734" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Where there'd be like, um... a rhino there, too.</line>
    <line start="1744" end="1757" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">A hungry rhino!</line>
    <line start="1771" end="1817" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I'd have to, I guess... feed him.</line>
    <line start="1829" end="1870" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And, umm... snakes?</line>
    <line start="1927" end="1972" speaker="strongbad">So hopefully one day technology will catch up with my advanced thinking,</line>
    <line start="1973" end="2013" speaker="strongbad">so all the ladies can start making out with their TV screens.</line>
    <line start="2024" end="2101" speaker="strongbad">Until next time, Taylor, this one's for you, and all my peoples got sent up the river.</line>
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