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  &lt;line start=&quot;12&quot; end=&quot;33&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;sigh&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;40&quot; end=&quot;104&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Hey!&lt;/em&gt; Who taped a full-color photo to my computer screen? It won't come off!&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;104&quot; end=&quot;137&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;138&quot; end=&quot;174&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;What?&lt;/em&gt; Those are actual graphics?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;175&quot; end=&quot;207&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;And&lt;/em&gt; I can change it to be whatever I want??&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;210&quot; end=&quot;259&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(singing)&lt;/em&gt; Oh, best thing ever, best thing ever, this is the best thing ever...&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;260&quot; end=&quot;294&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;To check my email, all I gotta do is click.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;294&quot; end=&quot;329&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;All that old typin' made my boxing gloves sick.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;333&quot; end=&quot;349&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Dear Strong Bad,&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;350&quot; end=&quot;393&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Does Strong Badia ever host a hideous growth on my butt festival?&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;394&quot; end=&quot;425&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Er...wait. &quot;...independent film festival?&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;426&quot; end=&quot;453&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Sorry about that. I get those two mixed up.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;454&quot; end=&quot;480&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Evil Moms choose Evil Gif.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;481&quot; end=&quot;498&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Phoeniz, Arixona.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;500&quot; end=&quot;533&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Well Gif, the short answer is no.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;534&quot; end=&quot;564&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;The long answer is...&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;565&quot; end=&quot;623&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;The long answer is...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;624&quot; end=&quot;657&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Independent films are called that for a reason:&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;658&quot; end=&quot;700&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;They are &lt;em&gt;independent&lt;/em&gt; of anything good.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;704&quot; end=&quot;784&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And these days, they seem to be locked in a civil war that will hopefully end in the extermination of both sides.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;785&quot; end=&quot;824&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I am, of course talking about independent films&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt; vs. indie films.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;825&quot; end=&quot;836&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I am, of course talking about independent films vs.&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt; indie films.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;837&quot; end=&quot;854&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I am, of course talking about independent films vs. indie films.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;856&quot; end=&quot;879&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;What's the diff?&quot; you may ask.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;880&quot; end=&quot;901&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(quickly)&lt;/em&gt; Because apparently you're in a big hurry.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;902&quot; end=&quot;945&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Well, it's as plain as Strong Sad and Pom Pom!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;945&quot; end=&quot;960&quot;&gt;
    &lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Strong Sad is on the independent film side.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;pompom&gt;bubbles&lt;/pompom&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;961&quot; end=&quot;984&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Strong Sad is on the independent film side.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;985&quot; end=&quot;1024&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;He's the lifer artist-type who went to film school.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1025&quot; end=&quot;1072&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;I minored in holding on wide shots for too long!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1104&quot; end=&quot;1159&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And he's making some &lt;em&gt;boring&lt;/em&gt;, very personal, no budget film.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1162&quot; end=&quot;1217&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Actually, I've succeeded in going &lt;em&gt;lower&lt;/em&gt; than no budget!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1218&quot; end=&quot;1265&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;I'm making the world's first faux-budget film!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1266&quot; end=&quot;1311&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;The entire thing's being financed with Monopoly money!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1313&quot; end=&quot;1333&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And, best of luck to you.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1336&quot; end=&quot;1378&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Pom Pom on the other hand, represents &lt;em&gt;indie&lt;/em&gt; films.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1379&quot; end=&quot;1449&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;The slicker, catchier name they came up with that seems to perform better in the 18 to 24 demo.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1451&quot; end=&quot;1493&quot;&gt;
    &lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;He's a tech-savvy hipster whose dad owns his own studio,&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;pompom&gt;bubbles&lt;/pompom&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1494&quot; end=&quot;1570&quot;&gt;
    &lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;and relies on using middle names and/or initials to somehow solidify his indie cred.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;pompom&gt;bubbles&lt;/pompom&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1571&quot; end=&quot;1659&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;He'll spend his 30 million dollar budget trying as hard as he can to make it &lt;em&gt;look&lt;/em&gt; like he only spent a few hundred thousand.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1660&quot; end=&quot;1770&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;The first step is to spend millions on a hand-drawn title sequence that looks like it was made by some Junior High kid during Pre-Algebra.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1771&quot; end=&quot;1830&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Oh, and don't forget the indie soundtrack by unknown bands,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1831&quot; end=&quot;1869&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;whose songs are already in every car commercial ever.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1870&quot; end=&quot;1930&quot; speaker=&quot;singer&quot;&gt;Gets really great gas mileage!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1930&quot; end=&quot;2017&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;The title of the movie is either two of the cleverly named main characters, or the city and state in which it takes place.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2018&quot; end=&quot;2036&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Ooh, in fact, just call it &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;city comma state.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2037&quot; end=&quot;2057&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Ooh, in fact, just call it city comma state.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2073&quot; end=&quot;2141&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Meanwhile, Strong Sad names his movie by picking a few boring words from the middle of a boring sentence,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2142&quot; end=&quot;2162&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;and makes his own soundtrack &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;by weeping softly into the wrong end of a saxophone.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2163&quot; end=&quot;2179&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;and makes his own soundtrack by weeping softly&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt; into the wrong end of a saxophone.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2180&quot; end=&quot;2203&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;and makes his own soundtrack by weeping softly into the wrong end of a saxophone.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2203&quot; end=&quot;2254&quot;&gt;
    &lt;strongsad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;sobbing&lt;/strongsad&gt;
    &lt;sfx&gt;light bass noise&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2255&quot; end=&quot;2338&quot;&gt;
    &lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;His film will star a washed-up TV actor that hasn't worked in ten years, in a desperate attempt to reinvent himself.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;strongsad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;sobbing&lt;/strongsad&gt;
    &lt;sfx&gt;light bass noise&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2339&quot; end=&quot;2366&quot;&gt;
    &lt;homestar&gt;Hey, whadaya lookin' at me for?&lt;/homestar&gt;
    &lt;sfx&gt;record scratch&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2367&quot; end=&quot;2429&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Pom Pom's movie has A-list movie stars, but they're all working &quot;for scale&quot;.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2430&quot; end=&quot;2506&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Which I can only assume is a solid gold scale, with both sides &lt;em&gt;perfectly&lt;/em&gt; balanced with gold bricks.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2507&quot; end=&quot;2572&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;As for what it's about, an indie film's plot is pretty much the same as any summer blockbuster,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2574&quot; end=&quot;2616&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;but just switch out any mention of the word &quot;space&quot; with, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;&quot;small factory town,&quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2617&quot; end=&quot;2640&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;but just switch out any mention of the word &quot;space&quot; with, &quot;small factory town,&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2641&quot; end=&quot;2664&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;replace &quot;aliens&quot; with &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;&quot;quirky, dysfunctional family,&quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2665&quot; end=&quot;2692&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;replace &quot;aliens&quot; with &quot;quirky, dysfunctional family,&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2693&quot; end=&quot;2717&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And replace &quot;voyage&quot; with&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt; &quot;journey.&quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2718&quot; end=&quot;2733&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And replace &quot;voyage&quot; with &quot;journey.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2735&quot; end=&quot;2836&quot; speaker=&quot;announcer&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;In the dead of a small factory town, dealing with your quirky, dysfunctional family is the &lt;em&gt;easiest&lt;/em&gt; part of the journey.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2840&quot; end=&quot;2902&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Once finished, Strong Sad's independent film will enjoy a small, art house opening.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2903&quot; end=&quot;2932&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;You forgot the apostrophe s!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2932&quot; end=&quot;2974&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;This film is opening at this guy called &lt;em&gt;Art's&lt;/em&gt; house!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2975&quot; end=&quot;3007&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;He's got like &lt;em&gt;three&lt;/em&gt; couches!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3008&quot; end=&quot;3025&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Ou-tta-sight!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3026&quot; end=&quot;3046&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And, best of luck to you.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3046&quot; end=&quot;3101&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Pom Pom's little movie that could, opens on 2,000 screens the first weekend,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3102&quot; end=&quot;3129&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;expanding to 10,000 the next.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3130&quot; end=&quot;3173&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And wouldn'tcha know it? This movie was &lt;em&gt;sooo&lt;/em&gt; cheap to make,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3174&quot; end=&quot;3243&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;that he still has money left over to take out full page ads in all the trade papers during award season!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3244&quot; end=&quot;3276&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;That movie is all heart.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3283&quot; end=&quot;3335&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;There you have it, Evil Jeff. The difference between a hideous growth on my butt,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3336&quot; end=&quot;3368&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;and a &lt;em&gt;profitable&lt;/em&gt; hideous growth on my butt.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3373&quot; end=&quot;3449&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I know you wanted us to have some film festival with all the characters, and you'd get to see little bits of everybody's movies.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3450&quot; end=&quot;3463&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;But I didn't do that.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3467&quot; end=&quot;3486&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Because I hate you.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3487&quot; end=&quot;3522&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;OOOoooooooo!! Now who's evil?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3523&quot; end=&quot;3560&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Forget GIFs, man. I'm an evil tif!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3561&quot; end=&quot;3610&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Or maybe an evil 24-bit ping with alpha channel.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3610&quot; end=&quot;3654&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Or maybe an evil...targa file?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3657&quot; end=&quot;3677&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Whatever those are.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3680&quot; end=&quot;3699&quot; speaker=&quot;compe-per&quot;&gt;Ah-ha!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3700&quot; end=&quot;3750&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Whoa! Looks like I've gone... The Paper-less with this new computer.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3751&quot; end=&quot;3782&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Can I at least customize that sound it makes?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3785&quot; end=&quot;3799&quot; speaker=&quot;compe-per&quot;&gt;Preeeow!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3800&quot; end=&quot;3826&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;That's&lt;/em&gt; what I'm talking about!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3834&quot; end=&quot;3901&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I just... don't think I can handle... eating this... asparagus.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3901&quot; end=&quot;3921&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Cut, cut!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3922&quot; end=&quot;3977&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;What was wrong with that take? I mean, whaddya expect for two pinks and a green?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;3978&quot; end=&quot;4059&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I'm not... Bernardo Ralshonde, you know. Sounds like he'd be some type of famous actor.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;4068&quot; end=&quot;4156&quot; speaker=&quot;announcer&quot;&gt;In the dead of space... dealing with aliens is the easiest part of the voyage.&lt;/line&gt;
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  <line start="12" end="33" speaker="sfx">sigh</line>
  <line start="40" end="104" speaker="strongbad"><em>Hey!</em> Who taped a full-color photo to my computer screen? It won't come off!</line>
  <line start="104" end="137" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="138" end="174" speaker="strongbad"><em>What?</em> Those are actual graphics?</line>
  <line start="175" end="207" speaker="strongbad"><em>And</em> I can change it to be whatever I want??</line>
  <line start="210" end="259" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Oh, best thing ever, best thing ever, this is the best thing ever...</line>
  <line start="260" end="294" speaker="strongbad">To check my email, all I gotta do is click.</line>
  <line start="294" end="329" speaker="strongbad">All that old typin' made my boxing gloves sick.</line>
  <line start="333" end="349" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
  <line start="350" end="393" speaker="strongbad">"Does Strong Badia ever host a hideous growth on my butt festival?"</line>
  <line start="394" end="425" speaker="strongbad">Er...wait. "...independent film festival?"</line>
  <line start="426" end="453" speaker="strongbad">Sorry about that. I get those two mixed up.</line>
  <line start="454" end="480" speaker="strongbad">Evil Moms choose Evil Gif.</line>
  <line start="481" end="498" speaker="strongbad">Phoeniz, Arixona.</line>
  <line start="500" end="533" speaker="strongbad">Well Gif, the short answer is no.</line>
  <line start="534" end="564" speaker="strongbad">The long answer is...<span style="visibility:hidden">NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!</span></line>
  <line start="565" end="623" speaker="strongbad">The long answer is...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!</line>
  <line start="624" end="657" speaker="strongbad">Independent films are called that for a reason:</line>
  <line start="658" end="700" speaker="strongbad">They are <em>independent</em> of anything good.</line>
  <line start="704" end="784" speaker="strongbad">And these days, they seem to be locked in a civil war that will hopefully end in the extermination of both sides.</line>
  <line start="785" end="824" speaker="strongbad">I am, of course talking about independent films<span style="visibility:hidden"> vs. indie films.</span></line>
  <line start="825" end="836" speaker="strongbad">I am, of course talking about independent films vs.<span style="visibility:hidden"> indie films.</span></line>
  <line start="837" end="854" speaker="strongbad">I am, of course talking about independent films vs. indie films.</line>
  <line start="856" end="879" speaker="strongbad">"What's the diff?" you may ask.</line>
  <line start="880" end="901" speaker="strongbad"><em>(quickly)</em> Because apparently you're in a big hurry.</line>
  <line start="902" end="945" speaker="strongbad">Well, it's as plain as Strong Sad and Pom Pom!</line>
  <line start="945" end="960">
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Strong Sad is on the independent film side.</strongbad>
    <pompom>bubbles</pompom>
  </line>
  <line start="961" end="984" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Strong Sad is on the independent film side.</line>
  <line start="985" end="1024" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He's the lifer artist-type who went to film school.</line>
  <line start="1025" end="1072" speaker="strongsad">I minored in holding on wide shots for too long!</line>
  <line start="1104" end="1159" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And he's making some <em>boring</em>, very personal, no budget film.</line>
  <line start="1162" end="1217" speaker="strongsad">Actually, I've succeeded in going <em>lower</em> than no budget!</line>
  <line start="1218" end="1265" speaker="strongsad">I'm making the world's first faux-budget film!</line>
  <line start="1266" end="1311" speaker="strongsad">The entire thing's being financed with Monopoly money!</line>
  <line start="1313" end="1333" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And, best of luck to you.</line>
  <line start="1336" end="1378" speaker="strongbad">Pom Pom on the other hand, represents <em>indie</em> films.</line>
  <line start="1379" end="1449" speaker="strongbad">The slicker, catchier name they came up with that seems to perform better in the 18 to 24 demo.</line>
  <line start="1451" end="1493">
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">He's a tech-savvy hipster whose dad owns his own studio,</strongbad>
    <pompom>bubbles</pompom>
  </line>
  <line start="1494" end="1570">
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">and relies on using middle names and/or initials to somehow solidify his indie cred.</strongbad>
    <pompom>bubbles</pompom>
  </line>
  <line start="1571" end="1659" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He'll spend his 30 million dollar budget trying as hard as he can to make it <em>look</em> like he only spent a few hundred thousand.</line>
  <line start="1660" end="1770" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The first step is to spend millions on a hand-drawn title sequence that looks like it was made by some Junior High kid during Pre-Algebra.</line>
  <line start="1771" end="1830" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and don't forget the indie soundtrack by unknown bands,</line>
  <line start="1831" end="1869" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">whose songs are already in every car commercial ever.</line>
  <line start="1870" end="1930" speaker="singer">Gets really great gas mileage!</line>
  <line start="1930" end="2017" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The title of the movie is either two of the cleverly named main characters, or the city and state in which it takes place.</line>
  <line start="2018" end="2036" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, in fact, just call it <span style="visibility:hidden">city comma state.</span></line>
  <line start="2037" end="2057" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, in fact, just call it city comma state.</line>
  <line start="2073" end="2141" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Meanwhile, Strong Sad names his movie by picking a few boring words from the middle of a boring sentence,</line>
  <line start="2142" end="2162" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and makes his own soundtrack <span style="visibility:hidden">by weeping softly into the wrong end of a saxophone.</span></line>
  <line start="2163" end="2179" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and makes his own soundtrack by weeping softly<span style="visibility:hidden"> into the wrong end of a saxophone.</span></line>
  <line start="2180" end="2203" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and makes his own soundtrack by weeping softly into the wrong end of a saxophone.</line>
  <line start="2203" end="2254">
    <strongsad sfx="sfx">sobbing</strongsad>
    <sfx>light bass noise</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="2255" end="2338">
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">His film will star a washed-up TV actor that hasn't worked in ten years, in a desperate attempt to reinvent himself.</strongbad>
    <strongsad sfx="sfx">sobbing</strongsad>
    <sfx>light bass noise</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="2339" end="2366">
    <homestar>Hey, whadaya lookin' at me for?</homestar>
    <sfx>record scratch</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="2367" end="2429" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Pom Pom's movie has A-list movie stars, but they're all working "for scale".</line>
  <line start="2430" end="2506" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Which I can only assume is a solid gold scale, with both sides <em>perfectly</em> balanced with gold bricks.</line>
  <line start="2507" end="2572" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">As for what it's about, an indie film's plot is pretty much the same as any summer blockbuster,</line>
  <line start="2574" end="2616" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">but just switch out any mention of the word "space" with, <span style="visibility:hidden">"small factory town,"</span></line>
  <line start="2617" end="2640" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">but just switch out any mention of the word "space" with, "small factory town,"</line>
  <line start="2641" end="2664" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">replace "aliens" with <span style="visibility:hidden">"quirky, dysfunctional family,"</span></line>
  <line start="2665" end="2692" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">replace "aliens" with "quirky, dysfunctional family,"</line>
  <line start="2693" end="2717" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And replace "voyage" with<span style="visibility:hidden"> "journey."</span></line>
  <line start="2718" end="2733" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And replace "voyage" with "journey."</line>
  <line start="2735" end="2836" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">In the dead of a small factory town, dealing with your quirky, dysfunctional family is the <em>easiest</em> part of the journey.</line>
  <line start="2840" end="2902" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Once finished, Strong Sad's independent film will enjoy a small, art house opening.</line>
  <line start="2903" end="2932" speaker="strongsad">You forgot the apostrophe s!</line>
  <line start="2932" end="2974" speaker="strongsad">This film is opening at this guy called <em>Art's</em> house!</line>
  <line start="2975" end="3007" speaker="strongsad">He's got like <em>three</em> couches!</line>
  <line start="3008" end="3025" speaker="strongsad">Ou-tta-sight!</line>
  <line start="3026" end="3046" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And, best of luck to you.</line>
  <line start="3046" end="3101" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Pom Pom's little movie that could, opens on 2,000 screens the first weekend,</line>
  <line start="3102" end="3129" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">expanding to 10,000 the next.</line>
  <line start="3130" end="3173" speaker="strongbad">And wouldn'tcha know it? This movie was <em>sooo</em> cheap to make,</line>
  <line start="3174" end="3243" speaker="strongbad">that he still has money left over to take out full page ads in all the trade papers during award season!</line>
  <line start="3244" end="3276" speaker="strongbad">That movie is all heart.</line>
  <line start="3283" end="3335" speaker="strongbad">There you have it, Evil Jeff. The difference between a hideous growth on my butt,</line>
  <line start="3336" end="3368" speaker="strongbad">and a <em>profitable</em> hideous growth on my butt.</line>
  <line start="3373" end="3449" speaker="strongbad">I know you wanted us to have some film festival with all the characters, and you'd get to see little bits of everybody's movies.</line>
  <line start="3450" end="3463" speaker="strongbad">But I didn't do that.</line>
  <line start="3467" end="3486" speaker="strongbad">Because I hate you.</line>
  <line start="3487" end="3522" speaker="strongbad">OOOoooooooo!! Now who's evil?</line>
  <line start="3523" end="3560" speaker="strongbad">Forget GIFs, man. I'm an evil tif!</line>
  <line start="3561" end="3610" speaker="strongbad">Or maybe an evil 24-bit ping with alpha channel.</line>
  <line start="3610" end="3654" speaker="strongbad">Or maybe an evil...targa file?</line>
  <line start="3657" end="3677" speaker="strongbad">Whatever those are.</line>
  <line start="3680" end="3699" speaker="compe-per">Ah-ha!</line>
  <line start="3700" end="3750" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Looks like I've gone... The Paper-less with this new computer.</line>
  <line start="3751" end="3782" speaker="strongbad">Can I at least customize that sound it makes?</line>
  <line start="3785" end="3799" speaker="compe-per">Preeeow!</line>
  <line start="3800" end="3826" speaker="strongbad"><em>That's</em> what I'm talking about!</line>
  <line start="3834" end="3901" speaker="homestar">I just... don't think I can handle... eating this... asparagus.</line>
  <line start="3901" end="3921" speaker="strongsad">Cut, cut!</line>
  <line start="3922" end="3977" speaker="homestar">What was wrong with that take? I mean, whaddya expect for two pinks and a green?</line>
  <line start="3978" end="4059" speaker="homestar">I'm not... Bernardo Ralshonde, you know. Sounds like he'd be some type of famous actor.</line>
  <line start="4068" end="4156" speaker="announcer">In the dead of space... dealing with aliens is the easiest part of the voyage.</line>
</transcript>
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  <line start="12" end="33" speaker="sfx">sigh</line>
  <line start="40" end="104" speaker="strongbad"><em>Hey!</em> Who taped a full-color photo to my computer screen? It won't come off!</line>
  <line start="104" end="137" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="138" end="174" speaker="strongbad"><em>What?</em> Those are actual graphics?</line>
  <line start="175" end="207" speaker="strongbad"><em>And</em> I can change it to be whatever I want??</line>
  <line start="210" end="259" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Oh, best thing ever, best thing ever, this is the best thing ever...</line>
  <line start="260" end="294" speaker="strongbad">To check my email, all I gotta do is click.</line>
  <line start="294" end="329" speaker="strongbad">All that old typin' made my boxing gloves sick.</line>
  <line start="333" end="349" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
  <line start="350" end="393" speaker="strongbad">"Does Strong Badia ever host a hideous growth on my butt festival?"</line>
  <line start="394" end="425" speaker="strongbad">Er...wait. "...independent film festival?"</line>
  <line start="426" end="453" speaker="strongbad">Sorry about that. I get those two mixed up.</line>
  <line start="454" end="480" speaker="strongbad">Evil Moms choose Evil Gif.</line>
  <line start="481" end="498" speaker="strongbad">Phoeniz, Arixona.</line>
  <line start="500" end="533" speaker="strongbad">Well Gif, the short answer is no.</line>
  <line start="534" end="564" speaker="strongbad">The long answer is...<span style="visibility:hidden">NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!</span></line>
  <line start="565" end="623" speaker="strongbad">The long answer is...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!</line>
  <line start="624" end="657" speaker="strongbad">Independent films are called that for a reason:</line>
  <line start="658" end="700" speaker="strongbad">They are <em>independent</em> of anything good.</line>
  <line start="704" end="784" speaker="strongbad">And these days, they seem to be locked in a civil war that will hopefully end in the extermination of both sides.</line>
  <line start="785" end="824" speaker="strongbad">I am, of course talking about independent films<span style="visibility:hidden"> vs. indie films.</span></line>
  <line start="825" end="836" speaker="strongbad">I am, of course talking about independent films vs.<span style="visibility:hidden"> indie films.</span></line>
  <line start="837" end="854" speaker="strongbad">I am, of course talking about independent films vs. indie films.</line>
  <line start="856" end="879" speaker="strongbad">"What's the diff?" you may ask.</line>
  <line start="880" end="901" speaker="strongbad"><em>(quickly)</em> Because apparently you're in a big hurry.</line>
  <line start="902" end="945" speaker="strongbad">Well, it's as plain as Strong Sad and Pom Pom!</line>
  <line start="945" end="960">
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Strong Sad is on the independent film side.</strongbad>
    <pompom>bubbles</pompom>
  </line>
  <line start="961" end="984" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Strong Sad is on the independent film side.</line>
  <line start="985" end="1024" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He's the lifer artist-type who went to film school.</line>
  <line start="1025" end="1072" speaker="strongsad">I minored in holding on wide shots for too long!</line>
  <line start="1104" end="1159" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And he's making some <em>boring</em>, very personal, no budget film.</line>
  <line start="1162" end="1217" speaker="strongsad">Actually, I've succeeded in going <em>lower</em> than no budget!</line>
  <line start="1218" end="1265" speaker="strongsad">I'm making the world's first faux-budget film!</line>
  <line start="1266" end="1311" speaker="strongsad">The entire thing's being financed with Monopoly money!</line>
  <line start="1313" end="1333" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And, best of luck to you.</line>
  <line start="1336" end="1378" speaker="strongbad">Pom Pom on the other hand, represents <em>indie</em> films.</line>
  <line start="1379" end="1449" speaker="strongbad">The slicker, catchier name they came up with that seems to perform better in the 18 to 24 demo.</line>
  <line start="1451" end="1493">
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">He's a tech-savvy hipster whose dad owns his own studio,</strongbad>
    <pompom>bubbles</pompom>
  </line>
  <line start="1494" end="1570">
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">and relies on using middle names and/or initials to somehow solidify his indie cred.</strongbad>
    <pompom>bubbles</pompom>
  </line>
  <line start="1571" end="1659" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He'll spend his 30 million dollar budget trying as hard as he can to make it <em>look</em> like he only spent a few hundred thousand.</line>
  <line start="1660" end="1770" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The first step is to spend millions on a hand-drawn title sequence that looks like it was made by some Junior High kid during Pre-Algebra.</line>
  <line start="1771" end="1830" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and don't forget the indie soundtrack by unknown bands,</line>
  <line start="1831" end="1869" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">whose songs are already in every car commercial ever.</line>
  <line start="1870" end="1930" speaker="singer">Gets really great gas mileage!</line>
  <line start="1930" end="2017" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The title of the movie is either two of the cleverly named main characters, or the city and state in which it takes place.</line>
  <line start="2018" end="2036" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, in fact, just call it <span style="visibility:hidden">city comma state.</span></line>
  <line start="2037" end="2057" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, in fact, just call it city comma state.</line>
  <line start="2073" end="2141" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Meanwhile, Strong Sad names his movie by picking a few boring words from the middle of a boring sentence,</line>
  <line start="2142" end="2162" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and makes his own soundtrack <span style="visibility:hidden">by weeping softly into the wrong end of a saxophone.</span></line>
  <line start="2163" end="2179" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and makes his own soundtrack by weeping softly<span style="visibility:hidden"> into the wrong end of a saxophone.</span></line>
  <line start="2180" end="2203" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and makes his own soundtrack by weeping softly into the wrong end of a saxophone.</line>
  <line start="2203" end="2254">
     <strongsad sfx="sfx">sobbing</strongsad>
     <sfx>light bass noise</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="2255" end="2338">
     <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">His film will star a washed-up TV actor that hasn't worked in ten years, in a desperate attempt to reinvent himself.</strongbad>
     <strongsad sfx="sfx">sobbing</strongsad>
     <sfx>light bass noise</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="2339" end="2366">
     <homestar>Hey, whadaya lookin' at me for?</homestar>
     <sfx>record scratch</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="2367" end="2429" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Pom Pom's movie has A-list movie stars, but they're all working "for scale".</line>
  <line start="2430" end="2506" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Which I can only assume is a solid gold scale, with both sides <em>perfectly</em> balanced with gold bricks.</line>
  <line start="2507" end="2572" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">As for what it's about, an indie film's plot is pretty much the same as any summer blockbuster,</line>
  <line start="2574" end="2616" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">but just switch out any mention of the word "space" with, <span style="visibility:hidden">"small factory town,"</span></line>
  <line start="2617" end="2640" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">but just switch out any mention of the word "space" with, "small factory town,"</line>
  <line start="2641" end="2664" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">replace "aliens" with <span style="visibility:hidden">"quirky, dysfunctional family,"</span></line>
  <line start="2665" end="2692" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">replace "aliens" with "quirky, dysfunctional family,"</line>
  <line start="2693" end="2717" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And replace "voyage" with<span style="visibility:hidden"> "journey."</span></line>
  <line start="2718" end="2733" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And replace "voyage" with "journey."</line>
  <line start="2735" end="2836" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">In the dead of a small factory town, dealing with your quirky, dysfunctional family is the <em>easiest</em> part of the journey.</line>
  <line start="2840" end="2902" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Once finished, Strong Sad's independent film will enjoy a small, art house opening.</line>
  <line start="2903" end="2932" speaker="strongsad">You forgot the apostrophe s!</line>
  <line start="2932" end="2974" speaker="strongsad">This film is opening at this guy called <em>Art's</em> house!</line>
  <line start="2975" end="3007" speaker="strongsad">He's got like <em>three</em> couches!</line>
  <line start="3008" end="3025" speaker="strongsad">Ou-tta-sight!</line>
  <line start="3026" end="3046" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And, best of luck to you.</line>
  <line start="3046" end="3101" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Pom Pom's little movie that could, opens on 2,000 screens the first weekend,</line>
  <line start="3102" end="3129" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">expanding to 10,000 the next.</line>
  <line start="3130" end="3173" speaker="strongbad">And wouldn'tcha know it? This movie was <em>sooo</em> cheap to make,</line>
  <line start="3174" end="3243" speaker="strongbad">that he still has money left over to take out full page ads in all the trade papers during award season!</line>
  <line start="3244" end="3276" speaker="strongbad">That movie is all heart.</line>
  <line start="3283" end="3335" speaker="strongbad">There you have it, Evil Jeff. The difference between a hideous growth on my butt,</line>
  <line start="3336" end="3368" speaker="strongbad">and a <em>profitable</em> hideous growth on my butt.</line>
  <line start="3373" end="3449" speaker="strongbad">I know you wanted us to have some film festival with all the characters, and you'd get to see little bits of everybody's movies.</line>
  <line start="3450" end="3463" speaker="strongbad">But I didn't do that.</line>
  <line start="3467" end="3486" speaker="strongbad">Because I hate you.</line>
  <line start="3487" end="3522" speaker="strongbad">OOOoooooooo!! Now who's evil?</line>
  <line start="3523" end="3560" speaker="strongbad">Forget GIFs, man. I'm an evil tif!</line>
  <line start="3561" end="3610" speaker="strongbad">Or maybe an evil 24-bit ping with alpha channel.</line>
  <line start="3610" end="3654" speaker="strongbad">Or maybe an evil...targa file?</line>
  <line start="3657" end="3677" speaker="strongbad">Whatever those are.</line>
  <line start="3680" end="3699" speaker="compe-per">Ah-ha!</line>
  <line start="3700" end="3750" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Looks like I've gone... The Paper-less with this new computer.</line>
  <line start="3751" end="3782" speaker="strongbad">Can I at least customize that sound it makes?</line>
  <line start="3785" end="3799" speaker="compe-per">Preeeow!</line>
  <line start="3800" end="3826" speaker="strongbad"><em>That's</em> what I'm talking about!</line>
  <line start="3834" end="3901" speaker="homestar">I just... don't think I can handle... eating this... asparagus.</line>
  <line start="3901" end="3921" speaker="strongsad">Cut, cut!</line>
  <line start="3922" end="3977" speaker="homestar">What was wrong with that take? I mean, whaddya expect for two pinks and a green?</line>
  <line start="3978" end="4059" speaker="homestar">I'm not... Bernardo Ralshonde, you know. Sounds like he'd be some type of famous actor.</line>
  <line start="4068" end="4156" speaker="announcer">In the dead of space... dealing with aliens is the easiest part of the voyage.</line>
</transcript>
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