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&lt;line start=&quot;17&quot; end=&quot;88&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Check the deck, y'all! Press eject, y'all! Well, it's another email and I'm about to reject y'all!&lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;89&quot; end=&quot;104&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Dear Strongbad,&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;105&quot; end=&quot;125&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Is the Paper really quitting?&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;126&quot; end=&quot;166&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Could you tell me the best moment that you had with the paper?&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;168&quot; end=&quot;223&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Thank You, Kyle Williams, North Ogden,  Ewwwtah&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;224&quot; end=&quot;271&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;No, The Paper's not quitting, Kyle, you total Ogdenite.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;272&quot; end=&quot;343&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ol' Papes is at the top of his game, the prime of his time, the cusp of his stuff!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;344&quot; end=&quot;360&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;OW!!!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;361&quot; end=&quot;384&quot; speaker=&quot;thepaper&quot;&gt;distorted preeeow&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;385&quot; end=&quot;410&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;The Paper! No!!!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;!--&lt;text&gt;I tHiNK i'MM rEAlllyy QUItTinG sTROng BBBaD&lt;/text&gt;--&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;411&quot; end=&quot;466&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Why do all my thirty-year-old electronics keep breaking on me?!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;467&quot; end=&quot;484&quot;&gt;&lt;thepaper&gt;distorted preeeow&lt;/thepaper&gt;&lt;!--&lt;text&gt;wE haDd A goOd RUN, oLD buDddy.&lt;/text&gt;--&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;485&quot; end=&quot;503&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;We sure did, pal.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;504&quot; end=&quot;575&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Why, I remember the day you were born like it was about to happen in a wavy flashback...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;593&quot; end=&quot;615&quot; speaker=&quot;lilstrongbad&quot;&gt;Hurry up, Diaper Stripe!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;616&quot; end=&quot;669&quot; speaker=&quot;lilstrongbad&quot;&gt;I wanna print out that butt I made out of hyphens and dollar signs!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;670&quot; end=&quot;685&quot; speaker=&quot;thepaper&quot;&gt;preeeeow&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;686&quot; end=&quot;700&quot; speaker=&quot;lilstrongbad&quot;&gt;Did you hear that?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;701&quot; end=&quot;721&quot;&gt;&lt;lilstrongbad&gt;It said &quot;Preeeeow!&quot;&lt;/lilstrongbad&gt;&lt;!--&lt;text&gt;Preeeeow, world.&lt;/text&gt;--&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;722&quot; end=&quot;770&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And you were always phenomenal over the boards on defense!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;771&quot; end=&quot;800&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Homestar had the ball at the top of the key.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;801&quot; end=&quot;806&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Dribble, dribble, shoot!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;807&quot; end=&quot;822&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;Dribble, dribble, shoot!&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;thepaper&gt;preeeow&lt;/thepaper&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;823&quot; end=&quot;834&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ooooh!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;835&quot; end=&quot;859&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Get that weak mess outta here!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;860&quot; end=&quot;930&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Aw, man! Wish I had a time-and-space-transcending piece of paper on my team.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;931&quot; end=&quot;965&quot; speaker=&quot;homsar&quot;&gt;AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;966&quot; end=&quot;983&quot;&gt;&lt;homsar volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa...&lt;/homsar&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I will admit, I wasn't crazy about your goth phase.&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;984&quot; end=&quot;1012&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;&lt;homsar volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa...&lt;/homsar&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I will admit, I wasn't crazy about your goth phase.&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1013&quot; end=&quot;1019&quot; speaker=&quot;thepaper&quot;&gt;muted preeeeow&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1020&quot; end=&quot;1038&quot;&gt;&lt;thepaper&gt;muted preeeeow&lt;/thepaper&gt;&lt;strongbad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;yells&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1039&quot; end=&quot;1048&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Or your preppy phase, for that matter.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1049&quot; end=&quot;1073&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Or your preppy phase, for that matter.&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;thepaper&gt;preeeeow&lt;/thepaper&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1074&quot; end=&quot;1122&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;But you always watched out for your younger brothers and sisters.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1123&quot; end=&quot;1166&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Look, I was just trying to pour Mountain Dew on it!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1167&quot; end=&quot;1197&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Ohwait. I mean Mello Yello on it!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1198&quot; end=&quot;1226&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Ohwait. I mean Sierra Mist!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1227&quot; end=&quot;1244&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Fresca! Surge!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1245&quot; end=&quot;1295&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And who knows how many times you saved my shiny black keister?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1296&quot; end=&quot;1346&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;How is this island sinking?! I didn't even kill any end bosses!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1347&quot; end=&quot;1360&quot;&gt;&lt;thepaper&gt;preeeow&lt;/thepaper&gt;&lt;!--&lt;text&gt;Anybody need a lift?&lt;/text&gt;--&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1361&quot; end=&quot;1397&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;The Paper! I thought you were still in Pyongyang!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1398&quot; end=&quot;1422&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Let's go! Jump!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1423&quot; end=&quot;1486&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;Population Tire theme plays&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1498&quot; end=&quot;1533&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I can't believe this is really it!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1534&quot; end=&quot;1567&quot;&gt;&lt;thepaper&gt;distorted preeeow&lt;/thepaper&gt;&lt;!--&lt;text&gt;iT is Tiime. YOU kNOw WhHat to dO.&lt;/text&gt;--&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1568&quot; end=&quot;1602&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Farewell, my stripèd friend.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1630&quot; end=&quot;1761&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;(singing)&lt;/i&gt; And The Paper goeth into the niiIIiiIIiiIIght!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1762&quot; end=&quot;1788&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;How's it comin' up there, Bubs?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1789&quot; end=&quot;1809&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I'm almost finished!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1810&quot; end=&quot;1887&quot;&gt;&lt;bubs voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;grunting&lt;/bubs&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;ratcheting&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1888&quot; end=&quot;1896&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;There!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1897&quot; end=&quot;1942&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Alright, now hit us with some Preeow 2.0!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1943&quot; end=&quot;1987&quot; speaker=&quot;newpaper&quot;&gt;printing and shuffling noises&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1988&quot; end=&quot;2038&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What the? How am I ever supposed to pronounce that garglemesh?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2039&quot; end=&quot;2082&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;imitates shuffling noises&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2083&quot; end=&quot;2108&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Doesn't quite roll off the tongue.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2109&quot; end=&quot;2158&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Alright New Paper, you are officially on trial status.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2159&quot; end=&quot;2185&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;So ya better get to impressin'!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2186&quot; end=&quot;2221&quot; speaker=&quot;newpaper&quot;&gt;more shuffling noises&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2222&quot; end=&quot;2264&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Hm. Well... that's a start.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2271&quot; end=&quot;2317&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;(singing)&lt;/i&gt; The blood is rushing to my head...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2318&quot; end=&quot;2370&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Blacking out, blacking out, blacking out...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2376&quot; end=&quot;2391&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Dribble dribble, shoot!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2392&quot; end=&quot;2404&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Dribble dribble, shoot shoot!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2405&quot; end=&quot;2421&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;Dribble dribble, shoot!&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;coachz&gt;Oooh, dang!&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2422&quot; end=&quot;2435&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;Dribble dribble, shoot shoot!&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;coachz sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;claps&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2436&quot; end=&quot;2450&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;Dribble dribble, shoot!&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;coachz&gt;Oooh, dang!&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2451&quot; end=&quot;2464&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;Dribble dribble, shoot shoot!&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;coachz sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;claps&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2465&quot; end=&quot;2475&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;Dribble dribble, shoot!&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;coachz&gt;Oooh, dang!&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;Look!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2476&quot; end=&quot;2495&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;Dribble dribble, shoot shoot!&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;coachz sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;claps&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;We're not doing this again!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2496&quot; end=&quot;2505&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;Dribble dribble, shoot!&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;coachz&gt;Oooh, dang!&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;Look!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2506&quot; end=&quot;2525&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;Dribble dribble, shoot shoot!&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;coachz sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;claps&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;We're not doing this again!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2526&quot; end=&quot;2545&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;We're really not doing this again!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2546&quot; end=&quot;2563&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;buzzer&lt;/line&gt;
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<line start="17" end="88" speaker="strongbad">Check the deck, y'all! Press eject, y'all! Well, it's another email and I'm about to reject y'all!</line>
<line start="89" end="104" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strongbad,"</line>
<line start="105" end="125" speaker="strongbad">"Is the Paper really quitting?"</line>
<line start="126" end="166" speaker="strongbad">"Could you tell me the best moment that you had with the paper?"</line>
<line start="168" end="223" speaker="strongbad">"Thank You, Kyle Williams, North Ogden,  Ewwwtah"</line>
<line start="224" end="271" speaker="strongbad">No, The Paper's not quitting, Kyle, you total Ogdenite.</line>
<line start="272" end="343" speaker="strongbad">Ol' Papes is at the top of his game, the prime of his time, the cusp of his stuff!</line>
<line start="344" end="360" speaker="strongbad">OW!!!</line>
<line start="361" end="384" speaker="thepaper">distorted preeeow</line>
<line start="385" end="410"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The Paper! No!!!</strongbad><!--<text>I tHiNK i'MM rEAlllyy QUItTinG sTROng BBBaD</text>--></line>
<line start="411" end="466" speaker="strongbad">Why do all my thirty-year-old electronics keep breaking on me?!</line>
<line start="467" end="484"><thepaper>distorted preeeow</thepaper><!--<text>wE haDd A goOd RUN, oLD buDddy.</text>--></line>
<line start="485" end="503" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">We sure did, pal.</line>
<line start="504" end="575" speaker="strongbad">Why, I remember the day you were born like it was about to happen in a wavy flashback...</line>
<line start="593" end="615" speaker="lilstrongbad">Hurry up, Diaper Stripe!</line>
<line start="616" end="669" speaker="lilstrongbad">I wanna print out that butt I made out of hyphens and dollar signs!</line>
<line start="670" end="685" speaker="thepaper">preeeeow</line>
<line start="686" end="700" speaker="lilstrongbad">Did you hear that?</line>
<line start="701" end="721"><lilstrongbad>It said "Preeeeow!"</lilstrongbad><!--<text>Preeeeow, world.</text>--></line>
<line start="722" end="770" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And you were always phenomenal over the boards on defense!</line>
<line start="771" end="800" speaker="homestar">Homestar had the ball at the top of the key.</line>
<line start="801" end="806" speaker="homestar">Dribble, dribble, shoot!</line>
<line start="807" end="822"><homestar>Dribble, dribble, shoot!</homestar><thepaper>preeeow</thepaper></line>
<line start="823" end="834" speaker="strongbad">Ooooh!</line>
<line start="835" end="859" speaker="strongbad">Get that weak mess outta here!</line>
<line start="860" end="930" speaker="homestar">Aw, man! Wish I had a time-and-space-transcending piece of paper on my team.</line>
<line start="931" end="965" speaker="homsar">AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa...</line>
<line start="966" end="983"><homsar volume="0.8">AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa...</homsar><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">I will admit, I wasn't crazy about your goth phase.</strongbad></line>
<line start="984" end="1012"><span style="visibility:hidden"><homsar volume="0.8">AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa...</homsar></span>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">I will admit, I wasn't crazy about your goth phase.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1013" end="1019" speaker="thepaper">muted preeeeow</line>
<line start="1020" end="1038"><thepaper>muted preeeeow</thepaper><strongbad sfx="sfx">yells</strongbad></line>
<line start="1039" end="1048" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or your preppy phase, for that matter.</line>
<line start="1049" end="1073"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Or your preppy phase, for that matter.</strongbad><thepaper>preeeeow</thepaper></line>
<line start="1074" end="1122" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But you always watched out for your younger brothers and sisters.</line>
<line start="1123" end="1166" speaker="homestar">Look, I was just trying to pour Mountain Dew on it!</line>
<line start="1167" end="1197" speaker="homestar">Ohwait. I mean Mello Yello on it!</line>
<line start="1198" end="1226" speaker="homestar">Ohwait. I mean Sierra Mist!</line>
<line start="1227" end="1244" speaker="homestar">Fresca! Surge!</line>
<line start="1245" end="1295" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And who knows how many times you saved my shiny black keister?</line>
<line start="1296" end="1346" speaker="strongbad">How is this island sinking?! I didn't even kill any end bosses!</line>
<line start="1347" end="1360"><thepaper>preeeow</thepaper><!--<text>Anybody need a lift?</text>--></line>
<line start="1361" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">The Paper! I thought you were still in Pyongyang!</line>
<line start="1398" end="1422" speaker="strongbad">Let's go! Jump!</line>
<line start="1423" end="1486" speaker="sfx">Population Tire theme plays</line>
<line start="1498" end="1533" speaker="strongbad">I can't believe this is really it!</line>
<line start="1534" end="1567"><thepaper>distorted preeeow</thepaper><!--<text>iT is Tiime. YOU kNOw WhHat to dO.</text>--></line>
<line start="1568" end="1602" speaker="strongbad">Farewell, my stripèd friend.</line>
<line start="1630" end="1761" speaker="strongbad"><i>(singing)</i> And The Paper goeth into the niiIIiiIIiiIIght!</line>
<line start="1762" end="1788" speaker="strongbad">How's it comin' up there, Bubs?</line>
<line start="1789" end="1809" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">I'm almost finished!</line>
<line start="1810" end="1887"><bubs voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">grunting</bubs><sfx>ratcheting</sfx></line>
<line start="1888" end="1896" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">There!</line>
<line start="1897" end="1942" speaker="strongbad">Alright, now hit us with some Preeow 2.0!</line>
<line start="1943" end="1987" speaker="newpaper">printing and shuffling noises</line>
<line start="1988" end="2038" speaker="strongbad">What the? How am I ever supposed to pronounce that garglemesh?</line>
<line start="2039" end="2082" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">imitates shuffling noises</line>
<line start="2083" end="2108" speaker="strongbad">Doesn't quite roll off the tongue.</line>
<line start="2109" end="2158" speaker="strongbad">Alright New Paper, you are officially on trial status.</line>
<line start="2159" end="2185" speaker="strongbad">So ya better get to impressin'!</line>
<line start="2186" end="2221" speaker="newpaper">more shuffling noises</line>
<line start="2222" end="2264" speaker="strongbad">Hm. Well... that's a start.</line>
<line start="2271" end="2317" speaker="homestar"><i>(singing)</i> The blood is rushing to my head...</line>
<line start="2318" end="2370" speaker="homestar">Blacking out, blacking out, blacking out...</line>
<line start="2376" end="2391" speaker="homestar">Dribble dribble, shoot!</line>
<line start="2392" end="2404" speaker="homestar">Dribble dribble, shoot shoot!</line>
<line start="2405" end="2421"><homestar>Dribble dribble, shoot!</homestar><coachz>Oooh, dang!</coachz></line>
<line start="2422" end="2435"><homestar>Dribble dribble, shoot shoot!</homestar><coachz sfx="sfx">claps</coachz></line>
<line start="2436" end="2450"><homestar>Dribble dribble, shoot!</homestar><coachz>Oooh, dang!</coachz></line>
<line start="2451" end="2464"><homestar>Dribble dribble, shoot shoot!</homestar><coachz sfx="sfx">claps</coachz></line>
<line start="2465" end="2475"><homestar>Dribble dribble, shoot!</homestar><coachz>Oooh, dang!</coachz><strongbad>Look!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2476" end="2495"><homestar>Dribble dribble, shoot shoot!</homestar><coachz sfx="sfx">claps</coachz><strongbad>We're not doing this again!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2496" end="2505"><homestar>Dribble dribble, shoot!</homestar><coachz>Oooh, dang!</coachz><strongbad>Look!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2506" end="2525"><homestar>Dribble dribble, shoot shoot!</homestar><coachz sfx="sfx">claps</coachz><strongbad>We're not doing this again!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2526" end="2545" speaker="strongbad">We're really not doing this again!</line>
<line start="2546" end="2563" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line>
</transcript>
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<line start="17" end="88" speaker="strongbad">Check the deck, y'all! Press eject, y'all! Well, it's another email and I'm about to reject y'all!</line>
<line start="89" end="104" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strongbad,"</line>
<line start="105" end="125" speaker="strongbad">"Is the Paper really quitting?"</line>
<line start="126" end="166" speaker="strongbad">"Could you tell me the best moment that you had with the paper?"</line>
<line start="168" end="223" speaker="strongbad">"Thank You, Kyle Williams, North Ogden,  Ewwwtah"</line>
<line start="224" end="271" speaker="strongbad">No, The Paper's not quitting, Kyle, you total Ogdenite.</line>
<line start="272" end="343" speaker="strongbad">Ol' Papes is at the top of his game, the prime of his time, the cusp of his stuff!</line>
<line start="344" end="360" speaker="strongbad">OW!!!</line>
<line start="361" end="384" speaker="thepaper">distorted preeeow</line>
<line start="385" end="410"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The Paper! No!!!</strongbad><!--<text>I tHiNK i'MM rEAlllyy QUItTinG sTROng BBBaD</text>--></line>
<line start="411" end="466" speaker="strongbad">Why do all my thirty-year-old electronics keep breaking on me?!</line>
<line start="467" end="484"><thepaper>distorted preeeow</thepaper><!--<text>wE haDd A goOd RUN, oLD buDddy.</text>--></line>
<line start="485" end="503" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">We sure did, pal.</line>
<line start="504" end="575" speaker="strongbad">Why, I remember the day you were born like it was about to happen in a wavy flashback...</line>
<line start="593" end="615" speaker="lilstrongbad">Hurry up, Diaper Stripe!</line>
<line start="616" end="669" speaker="lilstrongbad">I wanna print out that butt I made out of hyphens and dollar signs!</line>
<line start="670" end="685" speaker="thepaper">preeeeow</line>
<line start="686" end="700" speaker="lilstrongbad">Did you hear that?</line>
<line start="701" end="721"><lilstrongbad>It said "Preeeeow!"</lilstrongbad><!--<text>Preeeeow, world.</text>--></line>
<line start="722" end="770" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And you were always phenomenal over the boards on defense!</line>
<line start="771" end="800" speaker="homestar">Homestar had the ball at the top of the key.</line>
<line start="801" end="806" speaker="homestar">Dribble, dribble, shoot!</line>
<line start="807" end="822"><homestar>Dribble, dribble, shoot!</homestar><thepaper>preeeow</thepaper></line>
<line start="823" end="834" speaker="strongbad">Ooooh!</line>
<line start="835" end="859" speaker="strongbad">Get that weak mess outta here!</line>
<line start="860" end="930" speaker="homestar">Aw, man! Wish I had a time-and-space-transcending piece of paper on my team.</line>
<line start="931" end="965" speaker="homsar">AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa...</line>
<line start="966" end="983"><homsar volume="0.8">AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa...</homsar><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">I will admit, I wasn't crazy about your goth phase.</strongbad></line>
<line start="984" end="1012"><span style="visibility:hidden"><homsar volume="0.8">AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa...</homsar></span>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">I will admit, I wasn't crazy about your goth phase.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1013" end="1019" speaker="thepaper">muted preeeeow</line>
<line start="1020" end="1038"><thepaper>muted preeeeow</thepaper><strongbad sfx="sfx">yells</strongbad></line>
<line start="1039" end="1048" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or your preppy phase, for that matter.</line>
<line start="1049" end="1073"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Or your preppy phase, for that matter.</strongbad><thepaper>preeeeow</thepaper></line>
<line start="1074" end="1122" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But you always watched out for your younger brothers and sisters.</line>
<line start="1123" end="1166" speaker="homestar">Look, I was just trying to pour Mountain Dew on it!</line>
<line start="1167" end="1197" speaker="homestar">Ohwait. I mean Mello Yello on it!</line>
<line start="1198" end="1226" speaker="homestar">Ohwait. I mean Sierra Mist!</line>
<line start="1227" end="1244" speaker="homestar">Fresca! Surge!</line>
<line start="1245" end="1295" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And who knows how many times you saved my shiny black keister?</line>
<line start="1296" end="1346" speaker="strongbad">How is this island sinking?! I didn't even kill any end bosses!</line>
<line start="1347" end="1360"><thepaper>preeeow</thepaper><!--<text>Anybody need a lift?</text>--></line>
<line start="1361" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">The Paper! I thought you were still in Pyongyang!</line>
<line start="1398" end="1422" speaker="strongbad">Let's go! Jump!</line>
<line start="1423" end="1486" speaker="sfx">Population Tire theme plays</line>
<line start="1498" end="1533" speaker="strongbad">I can't believe this is really it!</line>
<line start="1534" end="1567"><thepaper>distorted preeeow</thepaper><!--<text>iT is Tiime. YOU kNOw WhHat to dO.</text>--></line>
<line start="1568" end="1602" speaker="strongbad">Farewell, my stripèd friend.</line>
<line start="1630" end="1761" speaker="strongbad"><i>(singing)</i> And The Paper goeth into the niiIIiiIIiiIIght!</line>
<line start="1762" end="1788" speaker="strongbad">How's it comin' up there, Bubs?</line>
<line start="1789" end="1809" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">I'm almost finished!</line>
<line start="1810" end="1887"><bubs voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">grunting</bubs><sfx>ratcheting</sfx></line>
<line start="1888" end="1896" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">There!</line>
<line start="1897" end="1942" speaker="strongbad">Alright, now hit us with some Preeow 2.0!</line>
<line start="1943" end="1987" speaker="newpaper">printing and shuffling noises</line>
<line start="1988" end="2038" speaker="strongbad">What the? How am I ever supposed to pronounce that garglemesh?</line>
<line start="2039" end="2082" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">imitates shuffling noises</line>
<line start="2083" end="2108" speaker="strongbad">Doesn't quite roll off the tongue.</line>
<line start="2109" end="2158" speaker="strongbad">Alright New Paper, you are officially on trial status.</line>
<line start="2159" end="2185" speaker="strongbad">So ya better get to impressin'!</line>
<line start="2186" end="2221" speaker="newpaper">more shuffling noises</line>
<line start="2222" end="2264" speaker="strongbad">Hm. Well... that's a start.</line>
<line start="2271" end="2317" speaker="homestar"><i>(singing)</i> The blood is rushing to my head...</line>
<line start="2318" end="2370" speaker="homestar">Blacking out, blacking out, blacking out...</line>
<line start="2376" end="2391" speaker="homestar">Dribble dribble, shoot!</line>
<line start="2392" end="2404" speaker="homestar">Dribble dribble, shoot shoot!</line>
<line start="2405" end="2421"><homestar>Dribble dribble, shoot!</homestar><coachz>Oooh, dang!</coachz></line>
<line start="2422" end="2435"><homestar>Dribble dribble, shoot shoot!</homestar><coachz sfx="sfx">claps</coachz></line>
<line start="2436" end="2450"><homestar>Dribble dribble, shoot!</homestar><coachz>Oooh, dang!</coachz></line>
<line start="2451" end="2464"><homestar>Dribble dribble, shoot shoot!</homestar><coachz sfx="sfx">claps</coachz></line>
<line start="2465" end="2475"><homestar>Dribble dribble, shoot!</homestar><coachz>Oooh, dang!</coachz><strongbad>Look!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2476" end="2495"><homestar>Dribble dribble, shoot shoot!</homestar><coachz sfx="sfx">claps</coachz><strongbad>We're not doing this again!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2496" end="2505"><homestar>Dribble dribble, shoot!</homestar><coachz>Oooh, dang!</coachz><strongbad>Look!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2506" end="2525"><homestar>Dribble dribble, shoot shoot!</homestar><coachz sfx="sfx">claps</coachz><strongbad>We're not doing this again!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2526" end="2545" speaker="strongbad">We're really not doing this again!</line>
<line start="2546" end="2563" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line>
</transcript>
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