Work in progress — This wiki is an active migration / mirror of Homestar Runner Wiki and is not finished yet. Account registration and public editing are turned off until the migration is further along. For status updates, see the migration thread on the forums.

Subtitles sbemail159/en: Difference between revisions

From HR Wiki Twice
Jump to navigationJump to search

imported>HRWikiMirrorBot

imported>HRWikiMirrorBot
Imported from hrwiki.org via Wayback Machine (HTML→wikitext)
 
imported>HRWikiMirrorBot
Reimported from hrwiki.org Wayback HTML→wikitext (full reconvert)
 
Line 1: Line 1:
<!-- Mirrored from Homestar Runner Wiki (hrwiki.org) via Wayback Machine; HTML converted to wikitext. Formatting may be imperfect. -->
<!-- Mirrored from Homestar Runner Wiki (hrwiki.org) via Wayback Machine -->
{| class="wikitable" align="center" style="background-color: #f1f1de; width: 100%; border: 2px solid #996; padding: 5px; text-align:center;"
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
|-
| [[File:Subtitles Project Logo.png|[[File:Subtitles_Project_Logo.png|80px|thumb|Subtitles logo]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/41/Subtitles_Project_Logo.png/80px-Subtitles_Project_Logo.png'''WM0'''
<div class="hovul" style="font-size:90%;line-height:135%;margin-top:6px">
|
 
'''These are the [[English language|English]] subtitles for [[retirement]].''' [https://homestarrunner.com/sbemail159.html watch this toon]
'''[[HRWiki:Subtitles|HRWikiSubtitlesProject]]'''
To watch the toon with subtitles, we recommend that you install either the '''[[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|All-In-One Greasemonkey script]]''' for Firefox or the '''[https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/homestar-all-in-one/ekecfcebbojjfaiendgjgcadampmppdb Homestar All-In-One extension]''' for Chrome.<br />It will give you the option to automatically display subtitles when you view toons on [https://homestarrunner.com/ homestarrunner.com] and those mirrored locally. Alternatively, you may use our [http://subtitles.hrwiki.org/sbemail159/en local viewer].
 
</div>
| '''These are the [[English language|English]] subtitles for [[retirement]].''' <span class="hovul" style="font-size:smaller;background:#EEE;border:1px #999 solid;padding:2px;margin-left:6px;white-space:nowrap">[https://homestarrunner.com/sbemail159.html watch this toon]</span>
<div style="font-size:90%">
 
To watch the toon with subtitles, we recommend that you install either the '''[[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|All-In-One Greasemonkey script]]''' for Firefox or the '''[https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/homestar-all-in-one/ekecfcebbojjfaiendgjgcadampmppdb Homestar All-In-One extension]''' for Chrome.<br />
It will give you the option to automatically display subtitles when you view toons on [https://homestarrunner.com/ homestarrunner.com] and those mirrored locally. Alternatively, you may use our [http://subtitles.hrwiki.org/sbemail159/en local viewer].
 
</div>
|}
|}


<div class="hovul" style="font-size:70%; text-align:right;">
'''en''' 
 
[[Subtitles:sbemail159/de|de]] 
'''en'''  [[Subtitles:sbemail159/de|de]]  [[Subtitles:sbemail159/he|he]]  [[Subtitles:sbemail159/es|es]]  [[Subtitles:sbemail159/fr|fr]]  [[Subtitles:sbemail159/nl|nl]]  [[Subtitles:sbemail159/fi|fi]]  [[Subtitles:sbemail159/pl|pl]]  [[Subtitles:sbemail159/pt-br|pt-br]]  [[Subtitles:sbemail159/tr|tr]]
[[Subtitles:sbemail159/he|he]] 
 
[[Subtitles:sbemail159/es|es]] 
</div>
[[Subtitles:sbemail159/fr|fr]] 
<pre>&lt;?xml version=&quot;1.0&quot; encoding=&quot;utf-8&quot;?&gt;
[[Subtitles:sbemail159/nl|nl]] 
&lt;transcript xml:lang=&quot;en-us&quot; file=&quot;sbemail159.swf&quot; width=&quot;550&quot; height=&quot;400&quot;&gt;
[[Subtitles:sbemail159/fi|fi]] 
&lt;line start=&quot;16&quot; end=&quot;41&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;My computer's been lappynapped!&lt;/line&gt;
[[Subtitles:sbemail159/pl|pl]] 
&lt;line start=&quot;41&quot; end=&quot;57&quot;&gt;
[[Subtitles:sbemail159/pt-br|pt-br]] 
&lt;sfx&gt;record scratches&lt;/sfx&gt;
[[Subtitles:sbemail159/tr|tr]]
&lt;marshie&gt;Hello, Kenneth!&lt;/marshie&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;59&quot; end=&quot;83&quot; speaker=&quot;marshie&quot;&gt;Hear me roar!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;87&quot; end=&quot;90&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;growl&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;90&quot; end=&quot;99&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;meow&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;100&quot; end=&quot;110&quot; speaker=&quot;marshie&quot;&gt;That's right, kids!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;111&quot; end=&quot;151&quot; speaker=&quot;marshie&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Play the Fluffy Puff Marshmallows My Lappy Got Stole! Sweepstakes and&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;152&quot; end=&quot;178&quot; speaker=&quot;marshie&quot;&gt;win &lt;em&gt;big!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;184&quot; end=&quot;196&quot; speaker=&quot;marshie&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;First prize,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;198&quot; end=&quot;211&quot; speaker=&quot;marshie&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;second tries,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;212&quot; end=&quot;252&quot; speaker=&quot;marshie&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;(singing)&lt;/i&gt; Take a trip to the mountains...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;252&quot; end=&quot;273&quot; speaker=&quot;marshie&quot;&gt;I'm the song and dance man!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;276&quot; end=&quot;305&quot; speaker=&quot;marshie&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Just email who you think done it on a 3x5 notecard,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;306&quot; end=&quot;333&quot; speaker=&quot;marshie&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;stick a Fluffy Puff on each corner,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;334&quot; end=&quot;381&quot; speaker=&quot;marshie&quot;&gt;and just walk away, mother...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;382&quot; end=&quot;432&quot; speaker=&quot;marshie&quot;&gt;Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Yeah! Still!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;434&quot; end=&quot;456&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You gotta be kidding me.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;457&quot; end=&quot;513&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Man, everybody's trying to make a buck or nine off my heart-drooping loss.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;525&quot; end=&quot;568&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh, perfect. Now I'm out of my antidepressant.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;572&quot; end=&quot;609&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Nothing dulls the pain quite like several dozen half-full bags of&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;614&quot; end=&quot;618&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Italian-&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;618&quot; end=&quot;622&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Italian-herb-&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;622&quot; end=&quot;627&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Italian-herb-chipotle-&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;627&quot; end=&quot;632&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;632&quot; end=&quot;636&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;636&quot; end=&quot;642&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;642&quot; end=&quot;645&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;peanut-style chippety-chomps.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;645&quot; end=&quot;649&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt; chippety-chomps.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;649&quot; end=&quot;665&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;669&quot; end=&quot;715&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I guess I'll slink off to Bubs' and refill my prescription.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;723&quot; end=&quot;745&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Slinnnk...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;759&quot; end=&quot;770&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Bubs!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;774&quot; end=&quot;786&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Hello?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;793&quot; end=&quot;808&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Can I get a witness?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;817&quot; end=&quot;825&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Bubs?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;831&quot; end=&quot;838&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; volume=&quot;1.2&quot;&gt;Aaaah!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;838&quot; end=&quot;859&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; volume=&quot;1.2&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;The Lappy's tail!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;860&quot; end=&quot;892&quot;&gt;
&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I'll save you, Lappy-pie... poo...&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;sfx&gt;suspenseful music plays&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;898&quot; end=&quot;951&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Just keep your pixels on. Strong Bad's got everything under control-alt-delete.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;969&quot; end=&quot;990&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Who put you up here— Wha?!?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1001&quot; end=&quot;1034&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;It's my crappier and crappiest computers!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1038&quot; end=&quot;1052&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Careful guys,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1052&quot; end=&quot;1091&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;let's not do anything inappropriate with that magnet...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1091&quot; end=&quot;1136&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I've got a lot of important text files on that 5 meg hard drive...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1141&quot; end=&quot;1193&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Now just let the Lappy go, and we can all go out for Hushpuppies.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1195&quot; end=&quot;1221&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You guys still like Hushpuppies, don't you?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1227&quot; end=&quot;1244&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;pops and fizzes&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1245&quot; end=&quot;1272&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Okay, fine. Hushpuppies are out.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1275&quot; end=&quot;1311&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;For some reason I... I thought you guys liked Hushpuppies.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1311&quot; end=&quot;1337&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;lots of sparks and fizzes&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1338&quot; end=&quot;1361&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Sorry guys, we're getting nowhere.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1362&quot; end=&quot;1398&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I don't speak extravagantly broken computer.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1400&quot; end=&quot;1412&quot; speaker=&quot;thepaper&quot;&gt;Preeeeeow!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1412&quot; end=&quot;1454&quot;&gt;
&lt;!--&lt;text&gt;'Sup Strong Bad. I'll help with the translation.&lt;/text&gt;--&gt;
&lt;strongbad&gt;The Paper! You're just in time! Find out what they want!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1454&quot; end=&quot;1474&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;Compy 386 clicks and fizzes&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1475&quot; end=&quot;1485&quot; speaker=&quot;thepaper&quot;&gt;Preeeeow!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1485&quot; end=&quot;1530&quot;&gt;
&lt;!--&lt;text&gt;They want to come out of retirement...&lt;/text&gt;--&gt;
&lt;strongbad&gt;Retirement? They didn't retire, I threw them away.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1532&quot; end=&quot;1569&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ask them if they mean they want to come out of thrown-awayment.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1572&quot; end=&quot;1586&quot; speaker=&quot;thepaper&quot;&gt;Preeeeow!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;!--&lt;line start=&quot;1586&quot; end=&quot;1595&quot; speaker=&quot;text&quot;&gt;They're not laughing. They each want to check one last email.&lt;/line&gt;--&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1596&quot; end=&quot;1611&quot;&gt;
&lt;!--&lt;text&gt;They're not laughing. They each want to check one last email.&lt;/text&gt;--&gt;
&lt;strongbad&gt;Are they joking?&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1611&quot; end=&quot;1683&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Those guys couldn't check an email with the help of sixty horses dressed up as IT professionals!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1692&quot; end=&quot;1704&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;buzzer&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1706&quot; end=&quot;1741&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Okay, okay, okay! I'll do my best.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1744&quot; end=&quot;1794&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;If it'll save the orphanage... I mean, my Lappy, I'll do it.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1796&quot; end=&quot;1842&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Now, let's check emails like it was the deuce double-ought dweice!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1849&quot; end=&quot;1862&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;old computers spark and fizz&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1864&quot; end=&quot;1937&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;It just means 2002... I... thought it was slick... slick-rick... way to talk...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1956&quot; end=&quot;2033&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(singing)&lt;/em&gt; Green lines, green, green lines. It's a Strong Bad Email again.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2037&quot; end=&quot;2056&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Dearest Strong Bad,&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2059&quot; end=&quot;2095&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Do you remember the email that you deleted the hardest?&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2098&quot; end=&quot;2107&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Sincerly,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2111&quot; end=&quot;2125&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Josho Kland&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2126&quot; end=&quot;2149&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Well, let's just see here...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2150&quot; end=&quot;2173&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Zero capitalization...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2176&quot; end=&quot;2186&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Misspelling...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2192&quot; end=&quot;2211&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Lack of punctuation...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2217&quot; end=&quot;2240&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Looks like a winner to me!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2245&quot; end=&quot;2282&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Dearest Josho, I have some good news for you!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2284&quot; end=&quot;2323&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I DO remember the email that I deleted the hardest.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2325&quot; end=&quot;2355&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And I'm still remembering it right now!!!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2361&quot; end=&quot;2387&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Homestar! Little help please.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2390&quot; end=&quot;2420&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I'm way ahead of ya, SB.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2424&quot; end=&quot;2470&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Then, we'll just add some of the King of Town's fizzy denture tablets.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2471&quot; end=&quot;2500&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Thems is my after-dinner mints!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2514&quot; end=&quot;2576&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; volume=&quot;1.2&quot;&gt;And now if you'd please turn in your hymnals, and join me in singing number 119,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2577&quot; end=&quot;2592&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; volume=&quot;1.2&quot;&gt;a-deleted.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2595&quot; end=&quot;2639&quot;&gt;
&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;a-Deleted!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;homestar voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;a-Deleted!&lt;/homestar&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2645&quot; end=&quot;2671&quot;&gt;
&lt;sfx&gt;explosion&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;homestar&gt;Ahh!&lt;/homestar&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2671&quot; end=&quot;2755&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Goodbye, old girl. They'll always say you went out in a blaze of green rectangular glory.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2758&quot; end=&quot;2790&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Alright. One down, one to go.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2791&quot; end=&quot;2846&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;suspenseful music plays&lt;/line&gt;
 
&lt;line start=&quot;2857&quot; end=&quot;2929&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(singing)&lt;/em&gt; There's a big ol' hole inside my email, makin' it hard to cheeeeck...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2934&quot; end=&quot;2965&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oooh! Automatic hole formatting!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2967&quot; end=&quot;2984&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Double &quot;Dear Strong Bad,&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2985&quot; end=&quot;3025&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;I want to see you perform some amazing feats of wonder.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3027&quot; end=&quot;3072&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You mean, more amazing than checking an email on this computer?!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3074&quot; end=&quot;3103&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Very seriously, Luke South.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3105&quot; end=&quot;3134&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Well, I am very serious too.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3135&quot; end=&quot;3156&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Serious about the most incredible, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;tantalizing, pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world!! Lalalalalalaaaa!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3157&quot; end=&quot;3167&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world!! Lalalalalalaaaa!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3168&quot; end=&quot;3177&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, pants-defying, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;mind-googling sights in the whole world!! Lalalalalalaaaa!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3178&quot; end=&quot;3207&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world!! &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;Lalalalalalaaaa!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3208&quot; end=&quot;3226&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world!! Lalalalalalaaaa!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3228&quot; end=&quot;3251&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ladies and Luke, I give you:&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3252&quot; end=&quot;3291&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Strong Bad's Amazing Feats of Wonder!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3292&quot; end=&quot;3344&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Gawk and squawk as I walk and talk like an old-timey sideshow caller,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3345&quot; end=&quot;3383&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;and add &quot;Lalalalalaa&quot; to the end of everything I say &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;lalalalalalaaa!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3384&quot; end=&quot;3401&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;and add &quot;Lalalalalaa&quot; to the end of everything I say lalalalalalaaa!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3407&quot; end=&quot;3471&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;First, in our gallery of ocular oddities, is a contortionist with a twist!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3476&quot; end=&quot;3561&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Feast your Dust Bowl-ravaged eyes on Marzipan, the Human Woo-man Rrrrrotini!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3568&quot; end=&quot;3583&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;audience gasps in awe&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3584&quot; end=&quot;3618&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Behold! An ocean of pesto!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3621&quot; end=&quot;3640&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;That's not part of my act!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3641&quot; end=&quot;3665&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;I know! It's a part of &lt;em&gt;mine&lt;/em&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;lalalalalalalaaa!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3666&quot; end=&quot;3688&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;I know! It's a part of &lt;em&gt;mine&lt;/em&gt; lalalalalalalaaa!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3689&quot; end=&quot;3698&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;slurp&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3701&quot; end=&quot;3732&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Now, direct your attention to the Pee Wee Stage,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3733&quot; end=&quot;3784&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;where the flea circus has left town, and the inmates are restless!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3785&quot; end=&quot;3795&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;audience ooohs&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3796&quot; end=&quot;3841&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Gather strong at The Cheat's Flea Prison Riot!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3842&quot; end=&quot;3891&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;shooting, squabbling sounds, and a siren&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3892&quot; end=&quot;3919&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And don't forget Strong Sad's feet of wonder.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3920&quot; end=&quot;3940&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;audience ooohs&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3947&quot; end=&quot;3965&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;audience gasps&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3965&quot; end=&quot;3994&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;I call them &quot;soolnds&quot;.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3999&quot; end=&quot;4065&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And lastly, so ghastly, the ate-thh wonder of the world!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4067&quot; end=&quot;4078&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;House-mouth!!!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4079&quot; end=&quot;4093&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;audience gasps&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4094&quot; end=&quot;4117&quot;&gt;
    &lt;sfx&gt;audience gasps&lt;/sfx&gt;
    &lt;strongmad&gt;DAAAAH!!&lt;/strongmad&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4118&quot; end=&quot;4187&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;This land-locked leviathan conveniently subsists only on outdated electronics!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4221&quot; end=&quot;4229&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;sparking pop&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4232&quot; end=&quot;4241&quot; speaker=&quot;strongmad&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;gulp&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4242&quot; end=&quot;4256&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;We did it!!!&lt;/em&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;Lalalalalalalaaaa!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4257&quot; end=&quot;4276&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;We did it!!!&lt;/em&gt; Lalalalalalalaaaa!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4281&quot; end=&quot;4312&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;The Lappy! You're back...y!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4313&quot; end=&quot;4354&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You and I have some unfinished business, little lady!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4368&quot; end=&quot;4427&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;There ya go, Jake-ula. Now all the cliffhangers have been for reallysolved.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4435&quot; end=&quot;4468&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Okay, Lappy, I hope your battery's charged,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4469&quot; end=&quot;4519&quot;&gt;
    &lt;sfx&gt;music plays&lt;/sfx&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;cuz I'm finally taking you out for those hush-puppies you always wanted!!!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4520&quot; end=&quot;4669&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;music plays&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4670&quot; end=&quot;4725&quot;&gt;
    &lt;sfx&gt;record scratch&lt;/sfx&gt;
    &lt;lappy486 voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;But Strong Bad, I'm hate hushpuppies!&lt;/lappy486&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4726&quot; end=&quot;4762&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Man, I coulda sworn one of you guys liked hushpuppies.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4766&quot; end=&quot;4778&quot; speaker=&quot;thepaper&quot;&gt;Preeeeeow!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4779&quot; end=&quot;4881&quot;&gt;
&lt;!--&lt;text&gt;It was me. I like hushpuppies.&lt;/text&gt;--&gt;
&lt;sfx&gt;music plays&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4892&quot; end=&quot;4937&quot;&gt;
    &lt;sfx&gt;record scratch&lt;/sfx&gt;
    &lt;lappy486 voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Can we please find my toe?&lt;/lappy486&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4976&quot; end=&quot;5046&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;He's half-man, half-cholesterol! Can I get a &quot;ooh-ahh&quot; for Clogdor!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;5046&quot; end=&quot;5064&quot; speaker=&quot;other&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Ewww! Euugh!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;5067&quot; end=&quot;5073&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;burp&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;5105&quot; end=&quot;5120&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;audience gasps&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;5120&quot; end=&quot;5164&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;If ya think my burps are impressive, wait'll you see my—&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;5164&quot; end=&quot;5195&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;—seen enough of that one lalalalalalalaaaaa!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;/transcript&gt;</pre>
<div id="catlinks" class="catlinks">
 
<div id="mw-normal-catlinks">
 
[/wiki/Special:Categories Category]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:English Subtitles|English Subtitles]]</span>


</div>
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail159.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="16" end="41" speaker="strongbad">My computer's been lappynapped!</line>
<line start="41" end="57">
<sfx>record scratches</sfx>
<marshie>Hello, Kenneth!</marshie>
</line>
<line start="59" end="83" speaker="marshie">Hear me roar!</line>
<line start="87" end="90" speaker="sfx">growl</line>
<line start="90" end="99" speaker="sfx">meow</line>
<line start="100" end="110" speaker="marshie">That's right, kids!</line>
<line start="111" end="151" speaker="marshie" voiceover="voiceover">Play the Fluffy Puff Marshmallows My Lappy Got Stole! Sweepstakes and</line>
<line start="152" end="178" speaker="marshie">win <em>big!</em></line>
<line start="184" end="196" speaker="marshie" voiceover="voiceover">First prize,</line>
<line start="198" end="211" speaker="marshie" voiceover="voiceover">second tries,</line>
<line start="212" end="252" speaker="marshie"><i>(singing)</i> Take a trip to the mountains...</line>
<line start="252" end="273" speaker="marshie">I'm the song and dance man!</line>
<line start="276" end="305" speaker="marshie" voiceover="voiceover">Just email who you think done it on a 3x5 notecard,</line>
<line start="306" end="333" speaker="marshie" voiceover="voiceover">stick a Fluffy Puff on each corner,</line>
<line start="334" end="381" speaker="marshie">and just walk away, mother...</line>
<line start="382" end="432" speaker="marshie">Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Yeah! Still!</line>
<line start="434" end="456" speaker="strongbad">You gotta be kidding me.</line>
<line start="457" end="513" speaker="strongbad">Man, everybody's trying to make a buck or nine off my heart-drooping loss.</line>
<line start="525" end="568" speaker="strongbad">Oh, perfect. Now I'm out of my antidepressant.</line>
<line start="572" end="609" speaker="strongbad">Nothing dulls the pain quite like several dozen half-full bags of</line>
<line start="614" end="618" speaker="strongbad">Italian-<span style="visibility:hidden">herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps.</span></line>
<line start="618" end="622" speaker="strongbad">Italian-herb-<span style="visibility:hidden">chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps.</span></line>
<line start="622" end="627" speaker="strongbad">Italian-herb-chipotle-<span style="visibility:hidden">buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps.</span></line>
<line start="627" end="632" speaker="strongbad">Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-<span style="visibility:hidden">ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps.</span></line>
<line start="632" end="636" speaker="strongbad">Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-<span style="visibility:hidden">guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps.</span></line>
<line start="636" end="642" speaker="strongbad">Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-<span style="visibility:hidden">Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps.</span></line>
<line start="642" end="645" speaker="strongbad">Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-<span style="visibility:hidden">peanut-style chippety-chomps.</span></line>
<line start="645" end="649" speaker="strongbad">Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style<span style="visibility:hidden"> chippety-chomps.</span></line>
<line start="649" end="665" speaker="strongbad">Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps.</line>
<line start="669" end="715" speaker="strongbad">I guess I'll slink off to Bubs' and refill my prescription.</line>
<line start="723" end="745" speaker="strongbad">Slinnnk...</line>
<line start="759" end="770" speaker="strongbad">Bubs!</line>
<line start="774" end="786" speaker="strongbad">Hello?</line>
<line start="793" end="808" speaker="strongbad">Can I get a witness?</line>
<line start="817" end="825" speaker="strongbad">Bubs?</line>
<line start="831" end="838" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2">Aaaah!</line>
<line start="838" end="859" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2" voiceover="voiceover">The Lappy's tail!</line>
<line start="860" end="892">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">I'll save you, Lappy-pie... poo...</strongbad>
<sfx>suspenseful music plays</sfx>
</line>
<line start="898" end="951" speaker="strongbad">Just keep your pixels on. Strong Bad's got everything under control-alt-delete.</line>
<line start="969" end="990" speaker="strongbad">Who put you up here— Wha?!?</line>
<line start="1001" end="1034" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's my crappier and crappiest computers!</line>
<line start="1038" end="1052" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Careful guys,</line>
<line start="1052" end="1091" speaker="strongbad">let's not do anything inappropriate with that magnet...</line>
<line start="1091" end="1136" speaker="strongbad">I've got a lot of important text files on that 5 meg hard drive...</line>
<line start="1141" end="1193" speaker="strongbad">Now just let the Lappy go, and we can all go out for Hushpuppies.</line>
<line start="1195" end="1221" speaker="strongbad">You guys still like Hushpuppies, don't you?</line>
<line start="1227" end="1244" speaker="sfx">pops and fizzes</line>
<line start="1245" end="1272" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, fine. Hushpuppies are out.</line>
<line start="1275" end="1311" speaker="strongbad">For some reason I... I thought you guys liked Hushpuppies.</line>
<line start="1311" end="1337" speaker="sfx">lots of sparks and fizzes</line>
<line start="1338" end="1361" speaker="strongbad">Sorry guys, we're getting nowhere.</line>
<line start="1362" end="1398" speaker="strongbad">I don't speak extravagantly broken computer.</line>
<line start="1400" end="1412" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeeow!</line>
<line start="1412" end="1454">
<!--<text>'Sup Strong Bad. I'll help with the translation.</text>-->
<strongbad>The Paper! You're just in time! Find out what they want!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1454" end="1474" speaker="sfx">Compy 386 clicks and fizzes</line>
<line start="1475" end="1485" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
<line start="1485" end="1530">
<!--<text>They want to come out of retirement...</text>-->
<strongbad>Retirement? They didn't retire, I threw them away.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1532" end="1569" speaker="strongbad">Ask them if they mean they want to come out of thrown-awayment.</line>
<line start="1572" end="1586" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
<!--<line start="1586" end="1595" speaker="text">They're not laughing. They each want to check one last email.</line>-->
<line start="1596" end="1611">
<!--<text>They're not laughing. They each want to check one last email.</text>-->
<strongbad>Are they joking?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1611" end="1683" speaker="strongbad">Those guys couldn't check an email with the help of sixty horses dressed up as IT professionals!</line>
<line start="1692" end="1704" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line>
<line start="1706" end="1741" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, okay, okay! I'll do my best.</line>
<line start="1744" end="1794" speaker="strongbad">If it'll save the orphanage... I mean, my Lappy, I'll do it.</line>
<line start="1796" end="1842" speaker="strongbad">Now, let's check emails like it was the deuce double-ought dweice!</line>
<line start="1849" end="1862" speaker="sfx">old computers spark and fizz</line>
<line start="1864" end="1937" speaker="strongbad">It just means 2002... I... thought it was slick... slick-rick... way to talk...</line>
<line start="1956" end="2033" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Green lines, green, green lines. It's a Strong Bad Email again.</line>
<line start="2037" end="2056" speaker="strongbad">"Dearest Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="2059" end="2095" speaker="strongbad">"Do you remember the email that you deleted the hardest?"</line>
<line start="2098" end="2107" speaker="strongbad">"Sincerly,</line>
<line start="2111" end="2125" speaker="strongbad">Josho Kland"</line>
<line start="2126" end="2149" speaker="strongbad">Well, let's just see here...</line>
<line start="2150" end="2173" speaker="strongbad">Zero capitalization...</line>
<line start="2176" end="2186" speaker="strongbad">Misspelling...</line>
<line start="2192" end="2211" speaker="strongbad">Lack of punctuation...</line>
<line start="2217" end="2240" speaker="strongbad">Looks like a winner to me!</line>
<line start="2245" end="2282" speaker="strongbad">Dearest Josho, I have some good news for you!</line>
<line start="2284" end="2323" speaker="strongbad">I DO remember the email that I deleted the hardest.</line>
<line start="2325" end="2355" speaker="strongbad">And I'm still remembering it right now!!!</line>
<line start="2361" end="2387" speaker="strongbad">Homestar! Little help please.</line>
<line start="2390" end="2420" speaker="homestar">I'm way ahead of ya, SB.</line>
<line start="2424" end="2470" speaker="strongbad">Then, we'll just add some of the King of Town's fizzy denture tablets.</line>
<line start="2471" end="2500" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Thems is my after-dinner mints!</line>
<line start="2514" end="2576" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2">And now if you'd please turn in your hymnals, and join me in singing number 119,</line>
<line start="2577" end="2592" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2">a-deleted.</line>
<line start="2595" end="2639">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">a-Deleted!</strongbad>
<homestar voiceover="voiceover">a-Deleted!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2645" end="2671">
<sfx>explosion</sfx>
<homestar>Ahh!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2671" end="2755" speaker="strongbad">Goodbye, old girl. They'll always say you went out in a blaze of green rectangular glory.</line>
<line start="2758" end="2790" speaker="strongbad">Alright. One down, one to go.</line>
<line start="2791" end="2846" speaker="sfx">suspenseful music plays</line>


</div>
<line start="2857" end="2929" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> There's a big ol' hole inside my email, makin' it hard to cheeeeck...</line>
<line start="2934" end="2965" speaker="strongbad">Oooh! Automatic hole formatting!</line>
<line start="2967" end="2984" speaker="strongbad">Double "Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="2985" end="3025" speaker="strongbad">"I want to see you perform some amazing feats of wonder."</line>
<line start="3027" end="3072" speaker="strongbad">You mean, more amazing than checking an email on this computer?!</line>
<line start="3074" end="3103" speaker="strongbad">"Very seriously, Luke South."</line>
<line start="3105" end="3134" speaker="strongbad">Well, I am very serious too.</line>
<line start="3135" end="3156" speaker="strongbad">Serious about the most incredible, <span style="visibility:hidden">tantalizing, pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world!! Lalalalalalaaaa!</span></line>
<line start="3157" end="3167" speaker="strongbad">Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, <span style="visibility:hidden">pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world!! Lalalalalalaaaa!</span></line>
<line start="3168" end="3177" speaker="strongbad">Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, pants-defying, <span style="visibility:hidden">mind-googling sights in the whole world!! Lalalalalalaaaa!</span></line>
<line start="3178" end="3207" speaker="strongbad">Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world!! <span style="visibility:hidden">Lalalalalalaaaa!</span></line>
<line start="3208" end="3226" speaker="strongbad">Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world!! Lalalalalalaaaa!</line>
<line start="3228" end="3251" speaker="strongbad">Ladies and Luke, I give you:</line>
<line start="3252" end="3291" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Strong Bad's Amazing Feats of Wonder!</line>
<line start="3292" end="3344" speaker="strongbad">Gawk and squawk as I walk and talk like an old-timey sideshow caller,</line>
<line start="3345" end="3383" speaker="strongbad">and add "Lalalalalaa" to the end of everything I say <span style="visibility:hidden">lalalalalalaaa!</span></line>
<line start="3384" end="3401" speaker="strongbad">and add "Lalalalalaa" to the end of everything I say lalalalalalaaa!</line>
<line start="3407" end="3471" speaker="strongbad">First, in our gallery of ocular oddities, is a contortionist with a twist!</line>
<line start="3476" end="3561" speaker="strongbad">Feast your Dust Bowl-ravaged eyes on Marzipan, the Human Woo-man Rrrrrotini!</line>
<line start="3568" end="3583" speaker="sfx">audience gasps in awe</line>
<line start="3584" end="3618" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Behold! An ocean of pesto!</line>
<line start="3621" end="3640" speaker="marzipan">That's not part of my act!</line>
<line start="3641" end="3665" speaker="kingoftown">I know! It's a part of <em>mine</em> <span style="visibility:hidden">lalalalalalalaaa!</span></line>
<line start="3666" end="3688" speaker="kingoftown">I know! It's a part of <em>mine</em> lalalalalalalaaa!</line>
<line start="3689" end="3698" speaker="kingoftown" sfx="sfx">slurp</line>
<line start="3701" end="3732" speaker="strongbad">Now, direct your attention to the Pee Wee Stage,</line>
<line start="3733" end="3784" speaker="strongbad">where the flea circus has left town, and the inmates are restless!</line>
<line start="3785" end="3795" speaker="sfx">audience ooohs</line>
<line start="3796" end="3841" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Gather strong at The Cheat's Flea Prison Riot!</line>
<line start="3842" end="3891" speaker="sfx">shooting, squabbling sounds, and a siren</line>
<line start="3892" end="3919" speaker="strongbad">And don't forget Strong Sad's feet of wonder.</line>
<line start="3920" end="3940" speaker="sfx">audience ooohs</line>
<line start="3947" end="3965" speaker="sfx">audience gasps</line>
<line start="3965" end="3994" speaker="strongsad">I call them "soolnds".</line>
<line start="3999" end="4065" speaker="strongbad">And lastly, so ghastly, the ate-thh wonder of the world!</line>
<line start="4067" end="4078" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">House-mouth!!!</line>
<line start="4079" end="4093" speaker="sfx">audience gasps</line>
<line start="4094" end="4117">
<sfx>audience gasps</sfx>
<strongmad>DAAAAH!!</strongmad>
</line>
<line start="4118" end="4187" speaker="strongbad">This land-locked leviathan conveniently subsists only on outdated electronics!</line>
<line start="4221" end="4229" speaker="sfx">sparking pop</line>
<line start="4232" end="4241" speaker="strongmad" sfx="sfx">gulp</line>
<line start="4242" end="4256" speaker="strongbad"><em>We did it!!!</em> <span style="visibility:hidden">Lalalalalalalaaaa!</span></line>
<line start="4257" end="4276" speaker="strongbad"><em>We did it!!!</em> Lalalalalalalaaaa!</line>
<line start="4281" end="4312" speaker="strongbad">The Lappy! You're back...y!</line>
<line start="4313" end="4354" speaker="strongbad">You and I have some unfinished business, little lady!</line>
<line start="4368" end="4427" speaker="strongbad">There ya go, Jake-ula. Now all the cliffhangers have been for reallysolved.</line>
<line start="4435" end="4468" speaker="strongbad">Okay, Lappy, I hope your battery's charged,</line>
<line start="4469" end="4519">
<sfx>music plays</sfx>
<strongbad>cuz I'm finally taking you out for those hush-puppies you always wanted!!!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="4520" end="4669" speaker="sfx">music plays</line>
<line start="4670" end="4725">
<sfx>record scratch</sfx>
<lappy486 voiceover="voiceover">But Strong Bad, I'm hate hushpuppies!</lappy486>
</line>
<line start="4726" end="4762" speaker="strongbad">Man, I coulda sworn one of you guys liked hushpuppies.</line>
<line start="4766" end="4778" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeeow!</line>
<line start="4779" end="4881">
<!--<text>It was me. I like hushpuppies.</text>-->
<sfx>music plays</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4892" end="4937">
<sfx>record scratch</sfx>
<lappy486 voiceover="voiceover">Can we please find my toe?</lappy486>
</line>
<line start="4976" end="5046" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He's half-man, half-cholesterol! Can I get a "ooh-ahh" for Clogdor!</line>
<line start="5046" end="5064" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Ewww! Euugh!</line>
<line start="5067" end="5073" speaker="kingoftown" sfx="sfx">burp</line>
<line start="5105" end="5120" speaker="sfx">audience gasps</line>
<line start="5120" end="5164" speaker="kingoftown">If ya think my burps are impressive, wait'll you see my—</line>
<line start="5164" end="5195" speaker="strongbad">—seen enough of that one lalalalalalalaaaaa!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>
[[Category:English Subtitles]]


Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

80px-Subtitles_Project_Logo.pngWM0

These are the English subtitles for retirement. watch this toon To watch the toon with subtitles, we recommend that you install either the All-In-One Greasemonkey script for Firefox or the Homestar All-In-One extension for Chrome.
It will give you the option to automatically display subtitles when you view toons on homestarrunner.com and those mirrored locally. Alternatively, you may use our local viewer.

en  de  he  es  fr  nl  fi  pl  pt-br  tr 

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail159.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="16" end="41" speaker="strongbad">My computer's been lappynapped!</line>
<line start="41" end="57">
<sfx>record scratches</sfx>
<marshie>Hello, Kenneth!</marshie>
</line>
<line start="59" end="83" speaker="marshie">Hear me roar!</line>
<line start="87" end="90" speaker="sfx">growl</line>
<line start="90" end="99" speaker="sfx">meow</line>
<line start="100" end="110" speaker="marshie">That's right, kids!</line>
<line start="111" end="151" speaker="marshie" voiceover="voiceover">Play the Fluffy Puff Marshmallows My Lappy Got Stole! Sweepstakes and</line>
<line start="152" end="178" speaker="marshie">win <em>big!</em></line>
<line start="184" end="196" speaker="marshie" voiceover="voiceover">First prize,</line>
<line start="198" end="211" speaker="marshie" voiceover="voiceover">second tries,</line>
<line start="212" end="252" speaker="marshie"><i>(singing)</i> Take a trip to the mountains...</line>
<line start="252" end="273" speaker="marshie">I'm the song and dance man!</line>
<line start="276" end="305" speaker="marshie" voiceover="voiceover">Just email who you think done it on a 3x5 notecard,</line>
<line start="306" end="333" speaker="marshie" voiceover="voiceover">stick a Fluffy Puff on each corner,</line>
<line start="334" end="381" speaker="marshie">and just walk away, mother...</line>
<line start="382" end="432" speaker="marshie">Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Yeah! Still!</line>
<line start="434" end="456" speaker="strongbad">You gotta be kidding me.</line>
<line start="457" end="513" speaker="strongbad">Man, everybody's trying to make a buck or nine off my heart-drooping loss.</line>
<line start="525" end="568" speaker="strongbad">Oh, perfect. Now I'm out of my antidepressant.</line>
<line start="572" end="609" speaker="strongbad">Nothing dulls the pain quite like several dozen half-full bags of</line>
<line start="614" end="618" speaker="strongbad">Italian-<span style="visibility:hidden">herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps.</span></line>
<line start="618" end="622" speaker="strongbad">Italian-herb-<span style="visibility:hidden">chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps.</span></line>
<line start="622" end="627" speaker="strongbad">Italian-herb-chipotle-<span style="visibility:hidden">buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps.</span></line>
<line start="627" end="632" speaker="strongbad">Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-<span style="visibility:hidden">ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps.</span></line>
<line start="632" end="636" speaker="strongbad">Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-<span style="visibility:hidden">guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps.</span></line>
<line start="636" end="642" speaker="strongbad">Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-<span style="visibility:hidden">Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps.</span></line>
<line start="642" end="645" speaker="strongbad">Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-<span style="visibility:hidden">peanut-style chippety-chomps.</span></line>
<line start="645" end="649" speaker="strongbad">Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style<span style="visibility:hidden"> chippety-chomps.</span></line>
<line start="649" end="665" speaker="strongbad">Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps.</line>
<line start="669" end="715" speaker="strongbad">I guess I'll slink off to Bubs' and refill my prescription.</line>
<line start="723" end="745" speaker="strongbad">Slinnnk...</line>
<line start="759" end="770" speaker="strongbad">Bubs!</line>
<line start="774" end="786" speaker="strongbad">Hello?</line>
<line start="793" end="808" speaker="strongbad">Can I get a witness?</line>
<line start="817" end="825" speaker="strongbad">Bubs?</line>
<line start="831" end="838" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2">Aaaah!</line>
<line start="838" end="859" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2" voiceover="voiceover">The Lappy's tail!</line>
<line start="860" end="892">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">I'll save you, Lappy-pie... poo...</strongbad>
<sfx>suspenseful music plays</sfx>
</line>
<line start="898" end="951" speaker="strongbad">Just keep your pixels on. Strong Bad's got everything under control-alt-delete.</line>
<line start="969" end="990" speaker="strongbad">Who put you up here— Wha?!?</line>
<line start="1001" end="1034" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's my crappier and crappiest computers!</line>
<line start="1038" end="1052" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Careful guys,</line>
<line start="1052" end="1091" speaker="strongbad">let's not do anything inappropriate with that magnet...</line>
<line start="1091" end="1136" speaker="strongbad">I've got a lot of important text files on that 5 meg hard drive...</line>
<line start="1141" end="1193" speaker="strongbad">Now just let the Lappy go, and we can all go out for Hushpuppies.</line>
<line start="1195" end="1221" speaker="strongbad">You guys still like Hushpuppies, don't you?</line>
<line start="1227" end="1244" speaker="sfx">pops and fizzes</line>
<line start="1245" end="1272" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, fine. Hushpuppies are out.</line>
<line start="1275" end="1311" speaker="strongbad">For some reason I... I thought you guys liked Hushpuppies.</line>
<line start="1311" end="1337" speaker="sfx">lots of sparks and fizzes</line>
<line start="1338" end="1361" speaker="strongbad">Sorry guys, we're getting nowhere.</line>
<line start="1362" end="1398" speaker="strongbad">I don't speak extravagantly broken computer.</line>
<line start="1400" end="1412" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeeow!</line>
<line start="1412" end="1454">
<!--<text>'Sup Strong Bad. I'll help with the translation.</text>-->
<strongbad>The Paper! You're just in time! Find out what they want!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1454" end="1474" speaker="sfx">Compy 386 clicks and fizzes</line>
<line start="1475" end="1485" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
<line start="1485" end="1530">
<!--<text>They want to come out of retirement...</text>-->
<strongbad>Retirement? They didn't retire, I threw them away.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1532" end="1569" speaker="strongbad">Ask them if they mean they want to come out of thrown-awayment.</line>
<line start="1572" end="1586" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
<!--<line start="1586" end="1595" speaker="text">They're not laughing. They each want to check one last email.</line>-->
<line start="1596" end="1611">
<!--<text>They're not laughing. They each want to check one last email.</text>-->
<strongbad>Are they joking?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1611" end="1683" speaker="strongbad">Those guys couldn't check an email with the help of sixty horses dressed up as IT professionals!</line>
<line start="1692" end="1704" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line>
<line start="1706" end="1741" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, okay, okay! I'll do my best.</line>
<line start="1744" end="1794" speaker="strongbad">If it'll save the orphanage... I mean, my Lappy, I'll do it.</line>
<line start="1796" end="1842" speaker="strongbad">Now, let's check emails like it was the deuce double-ought dweice!</line>
<line start="1849" end="1862" speaker="sfx">old computers spark and fizz</line>
<line start="1864" end="1937" speaker="strongbad">It just means 2002... I... thought it was slick... slick-rick... way to talk...</line>
<line start="1956" end="2033" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Green lines, green, green lines. It's a Strong Bad Email again.</line>
<line start="2037" end="2056" speaker="strongbad">"Dearest Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="2059" end="2095" speaker="strongbad">"Do you remember the email that you deleted the hardest?"</line>
<line start="2098" end="2107" speaker="strongbad">"Sincerly,</line>
<line start="2111" end="2125" speaker="strongbad">Josho Kland"</line>
<line start="2126" end="2149" speaker="strongbad">Well, let's just see here...</line>
<line start="2150" end="2173" speaker="strongbad">Zero capitalization...</line>
<line start="2176" end="2186" speaker="strongbad">Misspelling...</line>
<line start="2192" end="2211" speaker="strongbad">Lack of punctuation...</line>
<line start="2217" end="2240" speaker="strongbad">Looks like a winner to me!</line>
<line start="2245" end="2282" speaker="strongbad">Dearest Josho, I have some good news for you!</line>
<line start="2284" end="2323" speaker="strongbad">I DO remember the email that I deleted the hardest.</line>
<line start="2325" end="2355" speaker="strongbad">And I'm still remembering it right now!!!</line>
<line start="2361" end="2387" speaker="strongbad">Homestar! Little help please.</line>
<line start="2390" end="2420" speaker="homestar">I'm way ahead of ya, SB.</line>
<line start="2424" end="2470" speaker="strongbad">Then, we'll just add some of the King of Town's fizzy denture tablets.</line>
<line start="2471" end="2500" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Thems is my after-dinner mints!</line>
<line start="2514" end="2576" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2">And now if you'd please turn in your hymnals, and join me in singing number 119,</line>
<line start="2577" end="2592" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2">a-deleted.</line>
<line start="2595" end="2639">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">a-Deleted!</strongbad>
<homestar voiceover="voiceover">a-Deleted!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2645" end="2671">
<sfx>explosion</sfx>
<homestar>Ahh!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2671" end="2755" speaker="strongbad">Goodbye, old girl. They'll always say you went out in a blaze of green rectangular glory.</line>
<line start="2758" end="2790" speaker="strongbad">Alright. One down, one to go.</line>
<line start="2791" end="2846" speaker="sfx">suspenseful music plays</line>

<line start="2857" end="2929" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> There's a big ol' hole inside my email, makin' it hard to cheeeeck...</line>
<line start="2934" end="2965" speaker="strongbad">Oooh! Automatic hole formatting!</line>
<line start="2967" end="2984" speaker="strongbad">Double "Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="2985" end="3025" speaker="strongbad">"I want to see you perform some amazing feats of wonder."</line>
<line start="3027" end="3072" speaker="strongbad">You mean, more amazing than checking an email on this computer?!</line>
<line start="3074" end="3103" speaker="strongbad">"Very seriously, Luke South."</line>
<line start="3105" end="3134" speaker="strongbad">Well, I am very serious too.</line>
<line start="3135" end="3156" speaker="strongbad">Serious about the most incredible, <span style="visibility:hidden">tantalizing, pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world!! Lalalalalalaaaa!</span></line>
<line start="3157" end="3167" speaker="strongbad">Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, <span style="visibility:hidden">pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world!! Lalalalalalaaaa!</span></line>
<line start="3168" end="3177" speaker="strongbad">Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, pants-defying, <span style="visibility:hidden">mind-googling sights in the whole world!! Lalalalalalaaaa!</span></line>
<line start="3178" end="3207" speaker="strongbad">Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world!! <span style="visibility:hidden">Lalalalalalaaaa!</span></line>
<line start="3208" end="3226" speaker="strongbad">Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world!! Lalalalalalaaaa!</line>
<line start="3228" end="3251" speaker="strongbad">Ladies and Luke, I give you:</line>
<line start="3252" end="3291" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Strong Bad's Amazing Feats of Wonder!</line>
<line start="3292" end="3344" speaker="strongbad">Gawk and squawk as I walk and talk like an old-timey sideshow caller,</line>
<line start="3345" end="3383" speaker="strongbad">and add "Lalalalalaa" to the end of everything I say <span style="visibility:hidden">lalalalalalaaa!</span></line>
<line start="3384" end="3401" speaker="strongbad">and add "Lalalalalaa" to the end of everything I say lalalalalalaaa!</line>
<line start="3407" end="3471" speaker="strongbad">First, in our gallery of ocular oddities, is a contortionist with a twist!</line>
<line start="3476" end="3561" speaker="strongbad">Feast your Dust Bowl-ravaged eyes on Marzipan, the Human Woo-man Rrrrrotini!</line>
<line start="3568" end="3583" speaker="sfx">audience gasps in awe</line>
<line start="3584" end="3618" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Behold! An ocean of pesto!</line>
<line start="3621" end="3640" speaker="marzipan">That's not part of my act!</line>
<line start="3641" end="3665" speaker="kingoftown">I know! It's a part of <em>mine</em> <span style="visibility:hidden">lalalalalalalaaa!</span></line>
<line start="3666" end="3688" speaker="kingoftown">I know! It's a part of <em>mine</em> lalalalalalalaaa!</line>
<line start="3689" end="3698" speaker="kingoftown" sfx="sfx">slurp</line>
<line start="3701" end="3732" speaker="strongbad">Now, direct your attention to the Pee Wee Stage,</line>
<line start="3733" end="3784" speaker="strongbad">where the flea circus has left town, and the inmates are restless!</line>
<line start="3785" end="3795" speaker="sfx">audience ooohs</line>
<line start="3796" end="3841" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Gather strong at The Cheat's Flea Prison Riot!</line>
<line start="3842" end="3891" speaker="sfx">shooting, squabbling sounds, and a siren</line>
<line start="3892" end="3919" speaker="strongbad">And don't forget Strong Sad's feet of wonder.</line>
<line start="3920" end="3940" speaker="sfx">audience ooohs</line>
<line start="3947" end="3965" speaker="sfx">audience gasps</line>
<line start="3965" end="3994" speaker="strongsad">I call them "soolnds".</line>
<line start="3999" end="4065" speaker="strongbad">And lastly, so ghastly, the ate-thh wonder of the world!</line>
<line start="4067" end="4078" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">House-mouth!!!</line>
<line start="4079" end="4093" speaker="sfx">audience gasps</line>
<line start="4094" end="4117">
	<sfx>audience gasps</sfx>
	<strongmad>DAAAAH!!</strongmad>
</line>
<line start="4118" end="4187" speaker="strongbad">This land-locked leviathan conveniently subsists only on outdated electronics!</line>
<line start="4221" end="4229" speaker="sfx">sparking pop</line>
<line start="4232" end="4241" speaker="strongmad" sfx="sfx">gulp</line>
<line start="4242" end="4256" speaker="strongbad"><em>We did it!!!</em> <span style="visibility:hidden">Lalalalalalalaaaa!</span></line>
<line start="4257" end="4276" speaker="strongbad"><em>We did it!!!</em> Lalalalalalalaaaa!</line>
<line start="4281" end="4312" speaker="strongbad">The Lappy! You're back...y!</line>
<line start="4313" end="4354" speaker="strongbad">You and I have some unfinished business, little lady!</line>
<line start="4368" end="4427" speaker="strongbad">There ya go, Jake-ula. Now all the cliffhangers have been for reallysolved.</line>
<line start="4435" end="4468" speaker="strongbad">Okay, Lappy, I hope your battery's charged,</line>
<line start="4469" end="4519">
	<sfx>music plays</sfx>
	<strongbad>cuz I'm finally taking you out for those hush-puppies you always wanted!!!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="4520" end="4669" speaker="sfx">music plays</line>
<line start="4670" end="4725">
	<sfx>record scratch</sfx>
	<lappy486 voiceover="voiceover">But Strong Bad, I'm hate hushpuppies!</lappy486>
</line>
<line start="4726" end="4762" speaker="strongbad">Man, I coulda sworn one of you guys liked hushpuppies.</line>
<line start="4766" end="4778" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeeow!</line>
<line start="4779" end="4881">
<!--<text>It was me. I like hushpuppies.</text>-->
<sfx>music plays</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4892" end="4937">
	<sfx>record scratch</sfx>
	<lappy486 voiceover="voiceover">Can we please find my toe?</lappy486>
</line>
<line start="4976" end="5046" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He's half-man, half-cholesterol! Can I get a "ooh-ahh" for Clogdor!</line>
<line start="5046" end="5064" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Ewww! Euugh!</line>
<line start="5067" end="5073" speaker="kingoftown" sfx="sfx">burp</line>
<line start="5105" end="5120" speaker="sfx">audience gasps</line>
<line start="5120" end="5164" speaker="kingoftown">If ya think my burps are impressive, wait'll you see my—</line>
<line start="5164" end="5195" speaker="strongbad">—seen enough of that one lalalalalalalaaaaa!</line>
</transcript>
Retrieved from "https://hrwikitwice.com/index.php?title=Subtitles_sbemail159/en&oldid=12120"