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    &lt;line start=&quot;15&quot; end=&quot;80&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Checkin' emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it's a Strong Bad Email.&lt;/line&gt;
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    &lt;line start=&quot;89&quot; end=&quot;120&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;dear STRONG bad, you are extremely awesome&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
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    &lt;line start=&quot;126&quot; end=&quot;137&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;This, I know.&lt;/line&gt;
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    &lt;line start=&quot;141&quot; end=&quot;178&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;but how are you going to be sue awesome if you'rre dead?&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;183&quot; end=&quot;263&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;why not make a time capsoole of stuff filled with stuff about you to be opened in at least exty years.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;265&quot; end=&quot;299&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;please answer this, sam concord california&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;308&quot; end=&quot;362&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Rest assured, Shim-Sham Sam, my time capsule would reign supreme.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;364&quot; end=&quot;412&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Like your hot single Mom is gonna wanna date my time capsule.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;419&quot; end=&quot;508&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;So, the key to a good time capsule is it being an actual capsule. None of these shoe boxes or tennis ball cans.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;513&quot; end=&quot;570&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;No. Those things are called time boxes and time tennis ball cans.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;576&quot; end=&quot;654&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Those are different and lame and differently lame. And they always get dug up in about 4 days.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;658&quot; end=&quot;761&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And they're filled with uncool stuff like those leaf rubbin's and current newspaper clippin's and...&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;769&quot; end=&quot;797&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;toenail snippin's? Anybody?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;803&quot; end=&quot;867&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Anyways, I'm talking about a f'real capsule. Y'know, like a big old headache medicine.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;875&quot; end=&quot;904&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;So, what kinda cool stuff should I put in there?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;912&quot; end=&quot;956&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I guess I'd throw in a cassette tape with one of my #1 jams on it.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;958&quot; end=&quot;1062&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And then in the future it'd be a huge hit and they'd send all the royalties and groupies back in time to me right... NOW!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1063&quot; end=&quot;1073&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;doorbell rings&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1075&quot; end=&quot;1114&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Holy gosh! It worked! I'm the meanest genius!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1115&quot; end=&quot;1159&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Hey, Strong Bad, hey, can I put this gross old wig in your time machine?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1160&quot; end=&quot;1206&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Uhhm, it's a capsule, no, and I hate you get out.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1208&quot; end=&quot;1218&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Cool, cool.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1221&quot; end=&quot;1260&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Why would you want to put that nasty thing in a time capsule anyway?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1263&quot; end=&quot;1293&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;'Cause it's gross and nasty and old and I don't want it.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1294&quot; end=&quot;1365&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;It's not a trash capsule. Look, this is for cool stuff so people of the future know how cool I am.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1368&quot; end=&quot;1404&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Well then I'll just make my own time box with a gross old wig in it.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1408&quot; end=&quot;1445&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;So all the future peoples will know I had a gross old wig!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1450&quot; end=&quot;1461&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Good. Now leave.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1463&quot; end=&quot;1470&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Yep!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1471&quot; end=&quot;1548&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And I might as well spit in it, just in case they ever figure out how to make people from spit.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1551&quot; end=&quot;1611&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ooh! Then I'd put some dry ice in there so when they open it up it looks all smoky and steamy&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1612&quot; end=&quot;1685&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;and it says a-like &quot;froosh&quot; when they first open it. There'll be no doubt about my coolty.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1691&quot; end=&quot;1795&quot; speaker=&quot;stinkoman&quot;&gt;Oh man, those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1805&quot; end=&quot;1855&quot; speaker=&quot;stinkoman&quot;&gt;WHAAAT is this? Some sort of a challenge buried in the GROUUUND?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1871&quot; end=&quot;1881&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;froosh&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1882&quot; end=&quot;1911&quot; speaker=&quot;stinkoman&quot;&gt;Lookie here! A power crunch!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1931&quot; end=&quot;1957&quot; speaker=&quot;stinkoman&quot;&gt;It tastes like a #1 jam!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1986&quot; end=&quot;2036&quot; speaker=&quot;oneup&quot;&gt;Hey, Stinkoman! Look what I found buried in the time box!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2046&quot; end=&quot;2075&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Yeah, cassette tape is definitely the way to go.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2079&quot; end=&quot;2139&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What could ever replace the durability of magnetic tape? Duct tape maybe.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2146&quot; end=&quot;2187&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Man, I wonder when those groupies and royalties are getting here.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2191&quot; end=&quot;2231&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What about right (hamina hooo) NOW!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2233&quot; end=&quot;2240&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;CRAP!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2241&quot; end=&quot;2280&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;OK, what about right... here it comes, just a little bit longer NOW!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2284&quot; end=&quot;2307&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ugh. This could take a while.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2336&quot; end=&quot;2370&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh, the time is passing by, oh it's such a lovely day NOW!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2376&quot; end=&quot;2400&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;5-4-3-2-1-NOW!  5-4-3-2-1-NOW!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2401&quot; end=&quot;2433&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;3-2-1-NOW! 2-1-NOW! NOW! 1-NOW! NOW!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2452&quot; end=&quot;2536&quot; speaker=&quot;singers&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecakes, and those people go to prison just ask the Cheaaat...&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2593&quot; end=&quot;2629&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Girl, I know we haven't been through a lot together.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2637&quot; end=&quot;2687&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;In fact one might say we just met standing here in line at the batting cages,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2699&quot; end=&quot;2725&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;but there's one thing I'm sure of already.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2733&quot; end=&quot;2783&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(singing)&lt;/em&gt; Let me get them Grumblecakes and please don't grumble babe,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2784&quot; end=&quot;2819&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I just need them Grumblecakes.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2820&quot; end=&quot;2835&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Ohh I'm Grumblecaking with you.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2836&quot; end=&quot;2923&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Let me get them Grumblecakes and please don't grumble babe, I just need them Grumblecakes.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2924&quot; end=&quot;2948&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Ohh I'm Grumblecaking with you.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2949&quot; end=&quot;2991&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I'm really going to grumble bake another batch of them Grumblecakes.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2992&quot; end=&quot;3019&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;So let's raise the Grumblestakes.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;3020&quot; end=&quot;3042&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Clean the yard with the Grumblerake.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;3043&quot; end=&quot;3069&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Girl give me a Grumble break.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;3070&quot; end=&quot;3093&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I wanna see you Grumble shake.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;3097&quot; end=&quot;3130&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Don't make a grumble mistake.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;3133&quot; end=&quot;3158&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Let me see you grumble down! &lt;/line&gt;
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    <line start="15" end="80" speaker="strongbad">Checkin' emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it's a Strong Bad Email.</line>
    <line start="89" end="120" speaker="strongbad">"dear STRONG bad, you are extremely awesome"</line>
    <line start="126" end="137" speaker="strongbad">This, I know.</line>
    <line start="141" end="178" speaker="strongbad">"but how are you going to be sue awesome if you'rre dead?"</line>
    <line start="183" end="263" speaker="strongbad">"why not make a time capsoole of stuff filled with stuff about you to be opened in at least exty years."</line>
    <line start="265" end="299" speaker="strongbad">"please answer this, sam concord california"</line>
    <line start="308" end="362" speaker="strongbad">Rest assured, Shim-Sham Sam, my time capsule would reign supreme.</line>
    <line start="364" end="412" speaker="strongbad">Like your hot single Mom is gonna wanna date my time capsule.</line>
    <line start="419" end="508" speaker="strongbad">So, the key to a good time capsule is it being an actual capsule. None of these shoe boxes or tennis ball cans.</line>
    <line start="513" end="570" speaker="strongbad">No. Those things are called time boxes and time tennis ball cans.</line>
    <line start="576" end="654" speaker="strongbad">Those are different and lame and differently lame. And they always get dug up in about 4 days.</line>
    <line start="658" end="761" speaker="strongbad">And they're filled with uncool stuff like those leaf rubbin's and current newspaper clippin's and...</line>
    <line start="769" end="797" speaker="strongbad">toenail snippin's? Anybody?</line>
    <line start="803" end="867" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, I'm talking about a f'real capsule. Y'know, like a big old headache medicine.</line>
    <line start="875" end="904" speaker="strongbad">So, what kinda cool stuff should I put in there?</line>
    <line start="912" end="956" speaker="strongbad">I guess I'd throw in a cassette tape with one of my #1 jams on it.</line>
    <line start="958" end="1062" speaker="strongbad">And then in the future it'd be a huge hit and they'd send all the royalties and groupies back in time to me right... NOW!</line>
    <line start="1063" end="1073" speaker="sfx">doorbell rings</line>
    <line start="1075" end="1114" speaker="strongbad">Holy gosh! It worked! I'm the meanest genius!</line>
    <line start="1115" end="1159" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Bad, hey, can I put this gross old wig in your time machine?</line>
    <line start="1160" end="1206" speaker="strongbad">Uhhm, it's a capsule, no, and I hate you get out.</line>
    <line start="1208" end="1218" speaker="homestar">Cool, cool.</line>
    <line start="1221" end="1260" speaker="strongbad">Why would you want to put that nasty thing in a time capsule anyway?</line>
    <line start="1263" end="1293" speaker="homestar">'Cause it's gross and nasty and old and I don't want it.</line>
    <line start="1294" end="1365" speaker="strongbad">It's not a trash capsule. Look, this is for cool stuff so people of the future know how cool I am.</line>
    <line start="1368" end="1404" speaker="homestar">Well then I'll just make my own time box with a gross old wig in it.</line>
    <line start="1408" end="1445" speaker="homestar">So all the future peoples will know I had a gross old wig!</line>
    <line start="1450" end="1461" speaker="strongbad">Good. Now leave.</line>
    <line start="1463" end="1470" speaker="homestar">Yep!</line>
    <line start="1471" end="1548" speaker="strongbad">And I might as well spit in it, just in case they ever figure out how to make people from spit.</line>
    <line start="1551" end="1611" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! Then I'd put some dry ice in there so when they open it up it looks all smoky and steamy</line>
    <line start="1612" end="1685" speaker="strongbad">and it says a-like "froosh" when they first open it. There'll be no doubt about my coolty.</line>
    <line start="1691" end="1795" speaker="stinkoman">Oh man, those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better.</line>
    <line start="1805" end="1855" speaker="stinkoman">WHAAAT is this? Some sort of a challenge buried in the GROUUUND?</line>
    <line start="1871" end="1881" speaker="sfx">froosh</line>
    <line start="1882" end="1911" speaker="stinkoman">Lookie here! A power crunch!</line>
    <line start="1931" end="1957" speaker="stinkoman">It tastes like a #1 jam!</line>
    <line start="1986" end="2036" speaker="oneup">Hey, Stinkoman! Look what I found buried in the time box!</line>
    <line start="2046" end="2075" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, cassette tape is definitely the way to go.</line>
    <line start="2079" end="2139" speaker="strongbad">What could ever replace the durability of magnetic tape? Duct tape maybe.</line>
    <line start="2146" end="2187" speaker="strongbad">Man, I wonder when those groupies and royalties are getting here.</line>
    <line start="2191" end="2231" speaker="strongbad">What about right (hamina hooo) NOW!</line>
    <line start="2233" end="2240" speaker="strongbad">CRAP!</line>
    <line start="2241" end="2280" speaker="strongbad">OK, what about right... here it comes, just a little bit longer NOW!</line>
    <line start="2284" end="2307" speaker="strongbad">Ugh. This could take a while.</line>
    <line start="2336" end="2370" speaker="strongbad">Oh, the time is passing by, oh it's such a lovely day NOW!</line>
    <line start="2376" end="2400" speaker="strongbad">5-4-3-2-1-NOW!  5-4-3-2-1-NOW!</line>
    <line start="2401" end="2433" speaker="strongbad">3-2-1-NOW! 2-1-NOW! NOW! 1-NOW! NOW!</line>
    <line start="2452" end="2536" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecakes, and those people go to prison just ask the Cheaaat...</line>
    <line start="2593" end="2629" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Girl, I know we haven't been through a lot together.</line>
    <line start="2637" end="2687" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">In fact one might say we just met standing here in line at the batting cages,</line>
    <line start="2699" end="2725" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">but there's one thing I'm sure of already.</line>
    <line start="2733" end="2783" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"><em>(singing)</em> Let me get them Grumblecakes and please don't grumble babe,</line>
    <line start="2784" end="2819" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I just need them Grumblecakes.</line>
    <line start="2820" end="2835" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ohh I'm Grumblecaking with you.</line>
    <line start="2836" end="2923" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Let me get them Grumblecakes and please don't grumble babe, I just need them Grumblecakes.</line>
    <line start="2924" end="2948" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ohh I'm Grumblecaking with you.</line>
    <line start="2949" end="2991" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I'm really going to grumble bake another batch of them Grumblecakes.</line>
    <line start="2992" end="3019" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So let's raise the Grumblestakes.</line>
    <line start="3020" end="3042" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Clean the yard with the Grumblerake.</line>
    <line start="3043" end="3069" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Girl give me a Grumble break.</line>
    <line start="3070" end="3093" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I wanna see you Grumble shake.</line>
    <line start="3097" end="3130" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Don't make a grumble mistake.</line>
    <line start="3133" end="3158" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Let me see you grumble down! </line>
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    <line start="15" end="80" speaker="strongbad">Checkin' emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it's a Strong Bad Email.</line>
    <line start="89" end="120" speaker="strongbad">"dear STRONG bad, you are extremely awesome"</line>
    <line start="126" end="137" speaker="strongbad">This, I know.</line>
    <line start="141" end="178" speaker="strongbad">"but how are you going to be sue awesome if you'rre dead?"</line>
    <line start="183" end="263" speaker="strongbad">"why not make a time capsoole of stuff filled with stuff about you to be opened in at least exty years."</line>
    <line start="265" end="299" speaker="strongbad">"please answer this, sam concord california"</line>
    <line start="308" end="362" speaker="strongbad">Rest assured, Shim-Sham Sam, my time capsule would reign supreme.</line>
    <line start="364" end="412" speaker="strongbad">Like your hot single Mom is gonna wanna date my time capsule.</line>
    <line start="419" end="508" speaker="strongbad">So, the key to a good time capsule is it being an actual capsule. None of these shoe boxes or tennis ball cans.</line>
    <line start="513" end="570" speaker="strongbad">No. Those things are called time boxes and time tennis ball cans.</line>
    <line start="576" end="654" speaker="strongbad">Those are different and lame and differently lame. And they always get dug up in about 4 days.</line>
    <line start="658" end="761" speaker="strongbad">And they're filled with uncool stuff like those leaf rubbin's and current newspaper clippin's and...</line>
    <line start="769" end="797" speaker="strongbad">toenail snippin's? Anybody?</line>
    <line start="803" end="867" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, I'm talking about a f'real capsule. Y'know, like a big old headache medicine.</line>
    <line start="875" end="904" speaker="strongbad">So, what kinda cool stuff should I put in there?</line>
    <line start="912" end="956" speaker="strongbad">I guess I'd throw in a cassette tape with one of my #1 jams on it.</line>
    <line start="958" end="1062" speaker="strongbad">And then in the future it'd be a huge hit and they'd send all the royalties and groupies back in time to me right... NOW!</line>
    <line start="1063" end="1073" speaker="sfx">doorbell rings</line>
    <line start="1075" end="1114" speaker="strongbad">Holy gosh! It worked! I'm the meanest genius!</line>
    <line start="1115" end="1159" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Bad, hey, can I put this gross old wig in your time machine?</line>
    <line start="1160" end="1206" speaker="strongbad">Uhhm, it's a capsule, no, and I hate you get out.</line>
    <line start="1208" end="1218" speaker="homestar">Cool, cool.</line>
    <line start="1221" end="1260" speaker="strongbad">Why would you want to put that nasty thing in a time capsule anyway?</line>
    <line start="1263" end="1293" speaker="homestar">'Cause it's gross and nasty and old and I don't want it.</line>
    <line start="1294" end="1365" speaker="strongbad">It's not a trash capsule. Look, this is for cool stuff so people of the future know how cool I am.</line>
    <line start="1368" end="1404" speaker="homestar">Well then I'll just make my own time box with a gross old wig in it.</line>
    <line start="1408" end="1445" speaker="homestar">So all the future peoples will know I had a gross old wig!</line>
    <line start="1450" end="1461" speaker="strongbad">Good. Now leave.</line>
    <line start="1463" end="1470" speaker="homestar">Yep!</line>
    <line start="1471" end="1548" speaker="strongbad">And I might as well spit in it, just in case they ever figure out how to make people from spit.</line>
    <line start="1551" end="1611" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! Then I'd put some dry ice in there so when they open it up it looks all smoky and steamy</line>
    <line start="1612" end="1685" speaker="strongbad">and it says a-like "froosh" when they first open it. There'll be no doubt about my coolty.</line>
    <line start="1691" end="1795" speaker="stinkoman">Oh man, those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better.</line>
    <line start="1805" end="1855" speaker="stinkoman">WHAAAT is this? Some sort of a challenge buried in the GROUUUND?</line>
    <line start="1871" end="1881" speaker="sfx">froosh</line>
    <line start="1882" end="1911" speaker="stinkoman">Lookie here! A power crunch!</line>
    <line start="1931" end="1957" speaker="stinkoman">It tastes like a #1 jam!</line>
    <line start="1986" end="2036" speaker="oneup">Hey, Stinkoman! Look what I found buried in the time box!</line>
    <line start="2046" end="2075" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, cassette tape is definitely the way to go.</line>
    <line start="2079" end="2139" speaker="strongbad">What could ever replace the durability of magnetic tape? Duct tape maybe.</line>
    <line start="2146" end="2187" speaker="strongbad">Man, I wonder when those groupies and royalties are getting here.</line>
    <line start="2191" end="2231" speaker="strongbad">What about right (hamina hooo) NOW!</line>
    <line start="2233" end="2240" speaker="strongbad">CRAP!</line>
    <line start="2241" end="2280" speaker="strongbad">OK, what about right... here it comes, just a little bit longer NOW!</line>
    <line start="2284" end="2307" speaker="strongbad">Ugh. This could take a while.</line>
    <line start="2336" end="2370" speaker="strongbad">Oh, the time is passing by, oh it's such a lovely day NOW!</line>
    <line start="2376" end="2400" speaker="strongbad">5-4-3-2-1-NOW!  5-4-3-2-1-NOW!</line>
    <line start="2401" end="2433" speaker="strongbad">3-2-1-NOW! 2-1-NOW! NOW! 1-NOW! NOW!</line>
    <line start="2452" end="2536" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecakes, and those people go to prison just ask the Cheaaat...</line>
    <line start="2593" end="2629" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Girl, I know we haven't been through a lot together.</line>
    <line start="2637" end="2687" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">In fact one might say we just met standing here in line at the batting cages,</line>
    <line start="2699" end="2725" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">but there's one thing I'm sure of already.</line>
    <line start="2733" end="2783" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"><em>(singing)</em> Let me get them Grumblecakes and please don't grumble babe,</line>
    <line start="2784" end="2819" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I just need them Grumblecakes.</line>
    <line start="2820" end="2835" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ohh I'm Grumblecaking with you.</line>
    <line start="2836" end="2923" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Let me get them Grumblecakes and please don't grumble babe, I just need them Grumblecakes.</line>
    <line start="2924" end="2948" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ohh I'm Grumblecaking with you.</line>
    <line start="2949" end="2991" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I'm really going to grumble bake another batch of them Grumblecakes.</line>
    <line start="2992" end="3019" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So let's raise the Grumblestakes.</line>
    <line start="3020" end="3042" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Clean the yard with the Grumblerake.</line>
    <line start="3043" end="3069" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Girl give me a Grumble break.</line>
    <line start="3070" end="3093" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I wanna see you Grumble shake.</line>
    <line start="3097" end="3130" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Don't make a grumble mistake.</line>
    <line start="3133" end="3158" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Let me see you grumble down! </line>
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