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    &lt;line start=&quot;15&quot; end=&quot;65&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Let's get it over with! With the e-mail style, get it over with!&lt;/line&gt;
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    &lt;line start=&quot;73&quot; end=&quot;160&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;hey sib, Why does the king of town have a poopsmith? your friend, zack, west is lip, New York&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
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    &lt;line start=&quot;165&quot; end=&quot;225&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Whoa! West is lip. Sounds like some kind of British New Wave band.&lt;/line&gt;
[[Subtitles:sbemail112/tr|tr]]
    &lt;line start=&quot;229&quot; end=&quot;292&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;And coming in this week at #4, it's those androgynous boys from Hertfordshire,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;294&quot; end=&quot;342&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;West Is Lip with their hit single &lt;cite&gt;She Partied Without Dancing&lt;/cite&gt;.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;344&quot; end=&quot;407&quot; speaker=&quot;singers&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;She partied without dancing. She partied with my heart.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;418&quot; end=&quot;459&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Anyways, Jack, the King of Town's just always had a Poopsmith.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;462&quot; end=&quot;515&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Even way back when they got their start as an old syndicated newspaper comic.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;517&quot; end=&quot;576&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You know, back when comics didn't seem to need jokes or humor&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;584&quot; end=&quot;613&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;or readers under the age of ninety-one.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;619&quot; end=&quot;648&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;It was called &lt;cite&gt;The Castlefunnies&lt;/cite&gt;,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;651&quot; end=&quot;678&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;which I guess was a pathetic attempt by the authors&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;679&quot; end=&quot;709&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;to fool you into thinking it was actually funny.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;713&quot; end=&quot;775&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;It mostly featured the King of Town complaining about his ailing hip joints to the Poopsmith.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;779&quot; end=&quot;823&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Talking a lot about ointments... and salves.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;833&quot; end=&quot;886&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Back then, it was considered a form of treason to print the word &quot;poop&quot; in the paper,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;889&quot; end=&quot;931&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;so instead they called the Poopsmith &quot;Mushy Chamberpot&quot;,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;937&quot; end=&quot;964&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;which is actually pretty funny sounding.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;968&quot; end=&quot;1019&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Anyways, Mushy could only talk in word clouds filled with commas,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1024&quot; end=&quot;1084&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;which I think had just been discovered and were apparently considered comic gold.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1088&quot; end=&quot;1137&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Oh yeah, I can see why this masterwork took two dudes to write it.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1139&quot; end=&quot;1164&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;One to not think of something funny,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1168&quot; end=&quot;1198&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;and the other to think of something not funny. &lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1209&quot; end=&quot;1239&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;So later on, as readership began to dwindle,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1242&quot; end=&quot;1297&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;they'd throw me and Homestar in there as guests in hopes of mooching off our popularity.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1300&quot; end=&quot;1320&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;It worked for maybe a week or so,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1321&quot; end=&quot;1372&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;but then the strip was sadly canceled when the last living reader,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1374&quot; end=&quot;1422&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;a Civil War veteran and creamed corn enthusiast, died.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1444&quot; end=&quot;1476&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;They tried to creep back into the mainstream years later&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1477&quot; end=&quot;1529&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;with the release of the &quot;King Castlefunny Pencil Moistener?!&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1534&quot; end=&quot;1619&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;But, considering, the Dry Pencil Scare of '47 only lasted 3 days, they didn't sell too many.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1628&quot; end=&quot;1705&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Well, Zack, there you have it. The King of Town still wasn't funny. What a surprise.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1714&quot; end=&quot;1828&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I'm gonna go start the Who Put Pasta Salad in Strong Mad's Underdrawer Drawer Scare of '04. Or. And I'm out.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1896&quot; end=&quot;1937&quot; speaker=&quot;strongmad&quot;&gt;IT TASTES SO GOOD!&lt;/line&gt;
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    <line start="15" end="65" speaker="strongbad">Let's get it over with! With the e-mail style, get it over with!</line>
    <line start="73" end="160" speaker="strongbad">"hey sib, Why does the king of town have a poopsmith? your friend, zack, west is lip, New York"</line>
    <line start="165" end="225" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! West is lip. Sounds like some kind of British New Wave band.</line>
    <line start="229" end="292" speaker="strongbad">"And coming in this week at #4, it's those androgynous boys from Hertfordshire,</line>
    <line start="294" end="342" speaker="strongbad">West Is Lip with their hit single <cite>She Partied Without Dancing</cite>."</line>
    <line start="344" end="407" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">She partied without dancing. She partied with my heart.</line>
    <line start="418" end="459" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, Jack, the King of Town's just always had a Poopsmith.</line>
    <line start="462" end="515" speaker="strongbad">Even way back when they got their start as an old syndicated newspaper comic.</line>
    <line start="517" end="576" speaker="strongbad">You know, back when comics didn't seem to need jokes or humor</line>
    <line start="584" end="613" speaker="strongbad">or readers under the age of ninety-one.</line>
    <line start="619" end="648" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It was called <cite>The Castlefunnies</cite>,</line>
    <line start="651" end="678" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">which I guess was a pathetic attempt by the authors</line>
    <line start="679" end="709" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">to fool you into thinking it was actually funny.</line>
    <line start="713" end="775" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It mostly featured the King of Town complaining about his ailing hip joints to the Poopsmith.</line>
    <line start="779" end="823" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Talking a lot about ointments... and salves.</line>
    <line start="833" end="886" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Back then, it was considered a form of treason to print the word "poop" in the paper,</line>
    <line start="889" end="931" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">so instead they called the Poopsmith "Mushy Chamberpot",</line>
    <line start="937" end="964" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">which is actually pretty funny sounding.</line>
    <line start="968" end="1019" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Anyways, Mushy could only talk in word clouds filled with commas,</line>
    <line start="1024" end="1084" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">which I think had just been discovered and were apparently considered comic gold.</line>
    <line start="1088" end="1137" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh yeah, I can see why this masterwork took two dudes to write it.</line>
    <line start="1139" end="1164" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">One to not think of something funny,</line>
    <line start="1168" end="1198" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and the other to think of something not funny. </line>
    <line start="1209" end="1239" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So later on, as readership began to dwindle,</line>
    <line start="1242" end="1297" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">they'd throw me and Homestar in there as guests in hopes of mooching off our popularity.</line>
    <line start="1300" end="1320" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It worked for maybe a week or so,</line>
    <line start="1321" end="1372" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">but then the strip was sadly canceled when the last living reader,</line>
    <line start="1374" end="1422" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">a Civil War veteran and creamed corn enthusiast, died.</line>
    <line start="1444" end="1476" speaker="strongbad">They tried to creep back into the mainstream years later</line>
    <line start="1477" end="1529" speaker="strongbad">with the release of the "King Castlefunny Pencil Moistener?!"</line>
    <line start="1534" end="1619" speaker="strongbad">But, considering, the Dry Pencil Scare of '47 only lasted 3 days, they didn't sell too many.</line>
    <line start="1628" end="1705" speaker="strongbad">Well, Zack, there you have it. The King of Town still wasn't funny. What a surprise.</line>
    <line start="1714" end="1828" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna go start the Who Put Pasta Salad in Strong Mad's Underdrawer Drawer Scare of '04. Or. And I'm out.</line>
    <line start="1896" end="1937" speaker="strongmad">IT TASTES SO GOOD!</line>
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    <line start="15" end="65" speaker="strongbad">Let's get it over with! With the e-mail style, get it over with!</line>
    <line start="73" end="160" speaker="strongbad">"hey sib, Why does the king of town have a poopsmith? your friend, zack, west is lip, New York"</line>
    <line start="165" end="225" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! West is lip. Sounds like some kind of British New Wave band.</line>
    <line start="229" end="292" speaker="strongbad">"And coming in this week at #4, it's those androgynous boys from Hertfordshire,</line>
    <line start="294" end="342" speaker="strongbad">West Is Lip with their hit single <cite>She Partied Without Dancing</cite>."</line>
    <line start="344" end="407" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">She partied without dancing. She partied with my heart.</line>
    <line start="418" end="459" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, Jack, the King of Town's just always had a Poopsmith.</line>
    <line start="462" end="515" speaker="strongbad">Even way back when they got their start as an old syndicated newspaper comic.</line>
    <line start="517" end="576" speaker="strongbad">You know, back when comics didn't seem to need jokes or humor</line>
    <line start="584" end="613" speaker="strongbad">or readers under the age of ninety-one.</line>
    <line start="619" end="648" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It was called <cite>The Castlefunnies</cite>,</line>
    <line start="651" end="678" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">which I guess was a pathetic attempt by the authors</line>
    <line start="679" end="709" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">to fool you into thinking it was actually funny.</line>
    <line start="713" end="775" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It mostly featured the King of Town complaining about his ailing hip joints to the Poopsmith.</line>
    <line start="779" end="823" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Talking a lot about ointments... and salves.</line>
    <line start="833" end="886" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Back then, it was considered a form of treason to print the word "poop" in the paper,</line>
    <line start="889" end="931" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">so instead they called the Poopsmith "Mushy Chamberpot",</line>
    <line start="937" end="964" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">which is actually pretty funny sounding.</line>
    <line start="968" end="1019" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Anyways, Mushy could only talk in word clouds filled with commas,</line>
    <line start="1024" end="1084" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">which I think had just been discovered and were apparently considered comic gold.</line>
    <line start="1088" end="1137" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh yeah, I can see why this masterwork took two dudes to write it.</line>
    <line start="1139" end="1164" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">One to not think of something funny,</line>
    <line start="1168" end="1198" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and the other to think of something not funny. </line>
    <line start="1209" end="1239" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So later on, as readership began to dwindle,</line>
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    <line start="1300" end="1320" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It worked for maybe a week or so,</line>
    <line start="1321" end="1372" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">but then the strip was sadly canceled when the last living reader,</line>
    <line start="1374" end="1422" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">a Civil War veteran and creamed corn enthusiast, died.</line>
    <line start="1444" end="1476" speaker="strongbad">They tried to creep back into the mainstream years later</line>
    <line start="1477" end="1529" speaker="strongbad">with the release of the "King Castlefunny Pencil Moistener?!"</line>
    <line start="1534" end="1619" speaker="strongbad">But, considering, the Dry Pencil Scare of '47 only lasted 3 days, they didn't sell too many.</line>
    <line start="1628" end="1705" speaker="strongbad">Well, Zack, there you have it. The King of Town still wasn't funny. What a surprise.</line>
    <line start="1714" end="1828" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna go start the Who Put Pasta Salad in Strong Mad's Underdrawer Drawer Scare of '04. Or. And I'm out.</line>
    <line start="1896" end="1937" speaker="strongmad">IT TASTES SO GOOD!</line>
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