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    &lt;line start=&quot;15&quot; end=&quot;77&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Our next show is a family show. It...is...the email.&lt;/line&gt;
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    &lt;line start=&quot;86&quot; end=&quot;137&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Dear Strong Bad, Have you ever thought who will take your place when you retire?&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
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    &lt;line start=&quot;139&quot; end=&quot;167&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Your friend, Jeffrey Desterhoft&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
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    &lt;line start=&quot;173&quot; end=&quot;194&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You've got a good point there, Jeffy.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;198&quot; end=&quot;228&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I suppose I can't keep checking these e-mails forever.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;234&quot; end=&quot;267&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I never really thought about finding an heir to my throne before.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;275&quot; end=&quot;301&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Come to think of it, what ever happened to my throne?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;310&quot; end=&quot;375&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(distorted)&lt;/em&gt; Attention The Cheat. Customer needs assistance in e-mail. Customer needs assistance in e-mail.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;381&quot; end=&quot;410&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;The Cheat, didn't I use to have a throne of some kind?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;414&quot; end=&quot;422&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;423&quot; end=&quot;457&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;No, no, no, this is my stool. I'm talking about a throne.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;460&quot; end=&quot;570&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You know, it had, like... gold nuggets on it, and... a hundred cup holders... some of them velvety cushions... you know, a throne.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;575&quot; end=&quot;615&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And I think I had a motorcycle, too. See if you can find those.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;621&quot; end=&quot;628&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;633&quot; end=&quot;664&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I guess the best way to find a replacement is to&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;670&quot; end=&quot;714&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;subject a bunch of applicants to the same rigorous screening process&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;715&quot; end=&quot;777&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;that I subjected myself to when I started checking these emails?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;786&quot; end=&quot;819&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I'm gonna hold up a last name, and you make fun of it.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;825&quot; end=&quot;831&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Gargleman.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;833&quot; end=&quot;840&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Crapface.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;845&quot; end=&quot;852&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Dumweiner.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;855&quot; end=&quot;869&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Uhhhh, crapface.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;871&quot; end=&quot;878&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Butkus.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;880&quot; end=&quot;887&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Crapface.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;894&quot; end=&quot;900&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Crambert.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;905&quot; end=&quot;913&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Crapface?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;916&quot; end=&quot;926&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Desterhoft.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;927&quot; end=&quot;942&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Let me think about it; Crapface.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;948&quot; end=&quot;966&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Whoa! Perfect score!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;967&quot; end=&quot;984&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Let's hear your best &quot;deleted.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;985&quot; end=&quot;993&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;buzzer&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;995&quot; end=&quot;1003&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;DELORTED!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1004&quot; end=&quot;1020&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;distorted buzzer&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1024&quot; end=&quot;1053&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Strong Sad's on the couch, watching TV. What do you do?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1054&quot; end=&quot;1066&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Kick him in the teeth!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1067&quot; end=&quot;1103&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;That's good, that's good, even though he might not have any teeth. What else?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1104&quot; end=&quot;1118&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Kick him in the grill!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1119&quot; end=&quot;1131&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Yeah, yeah! Keep going!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1132&quot; end=&quot;1145&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Kick you in the grill!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1147&quot; end=&quot;1171&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;No, no, Bubs, calm down, this is only a drill!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1172&quot; end=&quot;1195&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Let's hear your best &quot;scroll buttons&quot; song.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1197&quot; end=&quot;1253&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;And that's why I like to scroll, with scroll buttons!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1255&quot; end=&quot;1290&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh, right, right, the worst song I ever heard.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1297&quot; end=&quot;1307&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Play another one!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1313&quot; end=&quot;1356&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;Scroll buttons are good, they move you up and down,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1357&quot; end=&quot;1380&quot;&gt;
        &lt;marzipan&gt;they take you to...&lt;/marzipan&gt;
        &lt;strongbad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;groans&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1381&quot; end=&quot;1421&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Okay, Strong Sad, Strong Sad's on the couch, watching TV. What do you do?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1422&quot; end=&quot;1435&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Go make him some hummus!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1436&quot; end=&quot;1456&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Hummus?! No, try something else.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1457&quot; end=&quot;1474&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Uh... Give him a foot massage!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1483&quot; end=&quot;1500&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Those are not feet!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1502&quot; end=&quot;1526&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Now I want you to pretend this is The Cheat,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1527&quot; end=&quot;1553&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;and give him a good, swift, kick in The Cheat!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1562&quot; end=&quot;1579&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Umm... crapface.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1583&quot; end=&quot;1639&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ugh. This screening process is neither processing nor screening very well.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1644&quot; end=&quot;1686&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1694&quot; end=&quot;1714&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;DANCE CONTEST!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1715&quot; end=&quot;1850&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;upbeat music&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1851&quot; end=&quot;1909&quot;&gt;
        &lt;sfx&gt;upbeat music&lt;/sfx&gt;
        &lt;strongmad&gt;I'M STRONG MAD! I'M STRONG MAD!&lt;/strongmad&gt;
    &lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1910&quot; end=&quot;1944&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;upbeat music&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1945&quot; end=&quot;2004&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;And then I put it on my faaaaace...&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2010&quot; end=&quot;2065&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Uh, this dance contest is neither contesting nor dancing very well.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2070&quot; end=&quot;2123&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Looks like I'm gonna be checking e-mails and kicking Cheats 'til the day I die.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2131&quot; end=&quot;2160&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Whoa, that'd make an awesome tattoo!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2167&quot; end=&quot;2185&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Or an even better epitaph!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2188&quot; end=&quot;2209&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Here lies Strong Bad&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2215&quot; end=&quot;2251&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;&quot;Checking e-mails and kicking Cheats in the hereafter&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2261&quot; end=&quot;2286&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Buried with his hundred girlfriends&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2295&quot; end=&quot;2313&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And like, a jillion dollars&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2325&quot; end=&quot;2342&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Please don't dig up the grave.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2438&quot; end=&quot;2450&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;A-ttention The Cheat!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2451&quot; end=&quot;2456&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2457&quot; end=&quot;2514&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Have you found that motorcycle yet? Maybe check in our... stock room.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2517&quot; end=&quot;2523&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2527&quot; end=&quot;2559&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And Dana needs more quarters on register three.&lt;/line&gt;
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    <line start="15" end="77" speaker="strongbad">Our next show is a family show. It...is...the email.</line>
    <line start="86" end="137" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, Have you ever thought who will take your place when you retire?"</line>
    <line start="139" end="167" speaker="strongbad">"Your friend, Jeffrey Desterhoft"</line>
    <line start="173" end="194" speaker="strongbad">You've got a good point there, Jeffy.</line>
    <line start="198" end="228" speaker="strongbad">I suppose I can't keep checking these e-mails forever.</line>
    <line start="234" end="267" speaker="strongbad">I never really thought about finding an heir to my throne before.</line>
    <line start="275" end="301" speaker="strongbad">Come to think of it, what ever happened to my throne?</line>
    <line start="310" end="375" speaker="strongbad"><em>(distorted)</em> Attention The Cheat. Customer needs assistance in e-mail. Customer needs assistance in e-mail.</line>
    <line start="381" end="410" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, didn't I use to have a throne of some kind?</line>
    <line start="414" end="422" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="423" end="457" speaker="strongbad">No, no, no, this is my stool. I'm talking about a throne.</line>
    <line start="460" end="570" speaker="strongbad">You know, it had, like... gold nuggets on it, and... a hundred cup holders... some of them velvety cushions... you know, a throne.</line>
    <line start="575" end="615" speaker="strongbad">And I think I had a motorcycle, too. See if you can find those.</line>
    <line start="621" end="628" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="633" end="664" speaker="strongbad">I guess the best way to find a replacement is to</line>
    <line start="670" end="714" speaker="strongbad">subject a bunch of applicants to the same rigorous screening process</line>
    <line start="715" end="777" speaker="strongbad">that I subjected myself to when I started checking these emails?</line>
    <line start="786" end="819" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna hold up a last name, and you make fun of it.</line>
    <line start="825" end="831" speaker="strongbad">Gargleman.</line>
    <line start="833" end="840" speaker="homestar">Crapface.</line>
    <line start="845" end="852" speaker="strongbad">Dumweiner.</line>
    <line start="855" end="869" speaker="homestar">Uhhhh, crapface.</line>
    <line start="871" end="878" speaker="strongbad">Butkus.</line>
    <line start="880" end="887" speaker="homestar">Crapface.</line>
    <line start="894" end="900" speaker="strongbad">Crambert.</line>
    <line start="905" end="913" speaker="homestar">Crapface?</line>
    <line start="916" end="926" speaker="strongbad">Desterhoft.</line>
    <line start="927" end="942" speaker="homestar">Let me think about it; Crapface.</line>
    <line start="948" end="966" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Perfect score!</line>
    <line start="967" end="984" speaker="strongbad">Let's hear your best "deleted."</line>
    <line start="985" end="993" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line>
    <line start="995" end="1003" speaker="coachz">DELORTED!</line>
    <line start="1004" end="1020" speaker="sfx">distorted buzzer</line>
    <line start="1024" end="1053" speaker="strongbad">Strong Sad's on the couch, watching TV. What do you do?</line>
    <line start="1054" end="1066" speaker="bubs">Kick him in the teeth!</line>
    <line start="1067" end="1103" speaker="strongbad">That's good, that's good, even though he might not have any teeth. What else?</line>
    <line start="1104" end="1118" speaker="bubs">Kick him in the grill!</line>
    <line start="1119" end="1131" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, yeah! Keep going!</line>
    <line start="1132" end="1145" speaker="bubs">Kick you in the grill!</line>
    <line start="1147" end="1171" speaker="strongbad">No, no, Bubs, calm down, this is only a drill!</line>
    <line start="1172" end="1195" speaker="strongbad">Let's hear your best "scroll buttons" song.</line>
    <line start="1197" end="1253" speaker="marzipan">And that's why I like to scroll, with scroll buttons!</line>
    <line start="1255" end="1290" speaker="strongbad">Oh, right, right, the worst song I ever heard.</line>
    <line start="1297" end="1307" speaker="strongbad">Play another one!</line>
    <line start="1313" end="1356" speaker="marzipan">Scroll buttons are good, they move you up and down,</line>
    <line start="1357" end="1380">
        <marzipan>they take you to...</marzipan>
        <strongbad sfx="sfx">groans</strongbad>
    </line>
    <line start="1381" end="1421" speaker="strongbad">Okay, Strong Sad, Strong Sad's on the couch, watching TV. What do you do?</line>
    <line start="1422" end="1435" speaker="strongsad">Go make him some hummus!</line>
    <line start="1436" end="1456" speaker="strongbad">Hummus?! No, try something else.</line>
    <line start="1457" end="1474" speaker="strongsad">Uh... Give him a foot massage!</line>
    <line start="1483" end="1500" speaker="strongbad">Those are not feet!</line>
    <line start="1502" end="1526" speaker="strongbad">Now I want you to pretend this is The Cheat,</line>
    <line start="1527" end="1553" speaker="strongbad">and give him a good, swift, kick in The Cheat!</line>
    <line start="1562" end="1579" speaker="homestar">Umm... crapface.</line>
    <line start="1583" end="1639" speaker="strongbad">Ugh. This screening process is neither processing nor screening very well.</line>
    <line start="1644" end="1686" speaker="strongbad">I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...</line>
    <line start="1694" end="1714" speaker="strongbad">DANCE CONTEST!</line>
    <line start="1715" end="1850" speaker="sfx">upbeat music</line>
    <line start="1851" end="1909">
        <sfx>upbeat music</sfx>
        <strongmad>I'M STRONG MAD! I'M STRONG MAD!</strongmad>
    </line>
    <line start="1910" end="1944" speaker="sfx">upbeat music</line>
    <line start="1945" end="2004" speaker="homestar">And then I put it on my faaaaace...</line>
    <line start="2010" end="2065" speaker="strongbad">Uh, this dance contest is neither contesting nor dancing very well.</line>
    <line start="2070" end="2123" speaker="strongbad">Looks like I'm gonna be checking e-mails and kicking Cheats 'til the day I die.</line>
    <line start="2131" end="2160" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, that'd make an awesome tattoo!</line>
    <line start="2167" end="2185" speaker="strongbad">Or an even better epitaph!</line>
    <line start="2188" end="2209" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Here lies Strong Bad</line>
    <line start="2215" end="2251" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Checking e-mails and kicking Cheats in the hereafter"</line>
    <line start="2261" end="2286" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Buried with his hundred girlfriends</line>
    <line start="2295" end="2313" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And like, a jillion dollars</line>
    <line start="2325" end="2342" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Please don't dig up the grave.</line>
    <line start="2438" end="2450" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">A-ttention The Cheat!</line>
    <line start="2451" end="2456" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="2457" end="2514" speaker="strongbad">Have you found that motorcycle yet? Maybe check in our... stock room.</line>
    <line start="2517" end="2523" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="2527" end="2559" speaker="strongbad">And Dana needs more quarters on register three.</line>
</transcript>
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    <line start="15" end="77" speaker="strongbad">Our next show is a family show. It...is...the email.</line>
    <line start="86" end="137" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, Have you ever thought who will take your place when you retire?"</line>
    <line start="139" end="167" speaker="strongbad">"Your friend, Jeffrey Desterhoft"</line>
    <line start="173" end="194" speaker="strongbad">You've got a good point there, Jeffy.</line>
    <line start="198" end="228" speaker="strongbad">I suppose I can't keep checking these e-mails forever.</line>
    <line start="234" end="267" speaker="strongbad">I never really thought about finding an heir to my throne before.</line>
    <line start="275" end="301" speaker="strongbad">Come to think of it, what ever happened to my throne?</line>
    <line start="310" end="375" speaker="strongbad"><em>(distorted)</em> Attention The Cheat. Customer needs assistance in e-mail. Customer needs assistance in e-mail.</line>
    <line start="381" end="410" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, didn't I use to have a throne of some kind?</line>
    <line start="414" end="422" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="423" end="457" speaker="strongbad">No, no, no, this is my stool. I'm talking about a throne.</line>
    <line start="460" end="570" speaker="strongbad">You know, it had, like... gold nuggets on it, and... a hundred cup holders... some of them velvety cushions... you know, a throne.</line>
    <line start="575" end="615" speaker="strongbad">And I think I had a motorcycle, too. See if you can find those.</line>
    <line start="621" end="628" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="633" end="664" speaker="strongbad">I guess the best way to find a replacement is to</line>
    <line start="670" end="714" speaker="strongbad">subject a bunch of applicants to the same rigorous screening process</line>
    <line start="715" end="777" speaker="strongbad">that I subjected myself to when I started checking these emails?</line>
    <line start="786" end="819" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna hold up a last name, and you make fun of it.</line>
    <line start="825" end="831" speaker="strongbad">Gargleman.</line>
    <line start="833" end="840" speaker="homestar">Crapface.</line>
    <line start="845" end="852" speaker="strongbad">Dumweiner.</line>
    <line start="855" end="869" speaker="homestar">Uhhhh, crapface.</line>
    <line start="871" end="878" speaker="strongbad">Butkus.</line>
    <line start="880" end="887" speaker="homestar">Crapface.</line>
    <line start="894" end="900" speaker="strongbad">Crambert.</line>
    <line start="905" end="913" speaker="homestar">Crapface?</line>
    <line start="916" end="926" speaker="strongbad">Desterhoft.</line>
    <line start="927" end="942" speaker="homestar">Let me think about it; Crapface.</line>
    <line start="948" end="966" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Perfect score!</line>
    <line start="967" end="984" speaker="strongbad">Let's hear your best "deleted."</line>
    <line start="985" end="993" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line>
    <line start="995" end="1003" speaker="coachz">DELORTED!</line>
    <line start="1004" end="1020" speaker="sfx">distorted buzzer</line>
    <line start="1024" end="1053" speaker="strongbad">Strong Sad's on the couch, watching TV. What do you do?</line>
    <line start="1054" end="1066" speaker="bubs">Kick him in the teeth!</line>
    <line start="1067" end="1103" speaker="strongbad">That's good, that's good, even though he might not have any teeth. What else?</line>
    <line start="1104" end="1118" speaker="bubs">Kick him in the grill!</line>
    <line start="1119" end="1131" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, yeah! Keep going!</line>
    <line start="1132" end="1145" speaker="bubs">Kick you in the grill!</line>
    <line start="1147" end="1171" speaker="strongbad">No, no, Bubs, calm down, this is only a drill!</line>
    <line start="1172" end="1195" speaker="strongbad">Let's hear your best "scroll buttons" song.</line>
    <line start="1197" end="1253" speaker="marzipan">And that's why I like to scroll, with scroll buttons!</line>
    <line start="1255" end="1290" speaker="strongbad">Oh, right, right, the worst song I ever heard.</line>
    <line start="1297" end="1307" speaker="strongbad">Play another one!</line>
    <line start="1313" end="1356" speaker="marzipan">Scroll buttons are good, they move you up and down,</line>
    <line start="1357" end="1380">
        <marzipan>they take you to...</marzipan>
        <strongbad sfx="sfx">groans</strongbad>
    </line>
    <line start="1381" end="1421" speaker="strongbad">Okay, Strong Sad, Strong Sad's on the couch, watching TV. What do you do?</line>
    <line start="1422" end="1435" speaker="strongsad">Go make him some hummus!</line>
    <line start="1436" end="1456" speaker="strongbad">Hummus?! No, try something else.</line>
    <line start="1457" end="1474" speaker="strongsad">Uh... Give him a foot massage!</line>
    <line start="1483" end="1500" speaker="strongbad">Those are not feet!</line>
    <line start="1502" end="1526" speaker="strongbad">Now I want you to pretend this is The Cheat,</line>
    <line start="1527" end="1553" speaker="strongbad">and give him a good, swift, kick in The Cheat!</line>
    <line start="1562" end="1579" speaker="homestar">Umm... crapface.</line>
    <line start="1583" end="1639" speaker="strongbad">Ugh. This screening process is neither processing nor screening very well.</line>
    <line start="1644" end="1686" speaker="strongbad">I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...</line>
    <line start="1694" end="1714" speaker="strongbad">DANCE CONTEST!</line>
    <line start="1715" end="1850" speaker="sfx">upbeat music</line>
    <line start="1851" end="1909">
        <sfx>upbeat music</sfx>
        <strongmad>I'M STRONG MAD! I'M STRONG MAD!</strongmad>
    </line>
    <line start="1910" end="1944" speaker="sfx">upbeat music</line>
    <line start="1945" end="2004" speaker="homestar">And then I put it on my faaaaace...</line>
    <line start="2010" end="2065" speaker="strongbad">Uh, this dance contest is neither contesting nor dancing very well.</line>
    <line start="2070" end="2123" speaker="strongbad">Looks like I'm gonna be checking e-mails and kicking Cheats 'til the day I die.</line>
    <line start="2131" end="2160" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, that'd make an awesome tattoo!</line>
    <line start="2167" end="2185" speaker="strongbad">Or an even better epitaph!</line>
    <line start="2188" end="2209" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Here lies Strong Bad</line>
    <line start="2215" end="2251" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Checking e-mails and kicking Cheats in the hereafter"</line>
    <line start="2261" end="2286" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Buried with his hundred girlfriends</line>
    <line start="2295" end="2313" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And like, a jillion dollars</line>
    <line start="2325" end="2342" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Please don't dig up the grave.</line>
    <line start="2438" end="2450" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">A-ttention The Cheat!</line>
    <line start="2451" end="2456" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="2457" end="2514" speaker="strongbad">Have you found that motorcycle yet? Maybe check in our... stock room.</line>
    <line start="2517" end="2523" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="2527" end="2559" speaker="strongbad">And Dana needs more quarters on register three.</line>
</transcript>
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