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[[Subtitles:fools18/pl|pl]] 
&lt;line start=&quot;38&quot; end=&quot;82&quot; speaker=&quot;folly&quot;&gt;For the next April Fools' thing, why doesn't it do, like...&lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;83&quot; end=&quot;91&quot; speaker=&quot;folly&quot;&gt;There's a picnic, and...&lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;92&quot; end=&quot;93&quot;&gt;
  &lt;folly&gt;There's a picnic, and...&lt;/folly&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;pop!&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;94&quot; end=&quot;98&quot;&gt;
  &lt;folly&gt;...and there's like... and there's a bunch of food in it...&lt;/folly&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;pop!&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;99&quot; end=&quot;118&quot; speaker=&quot;folly&quot;&gt;...and there's like... and there's a bunch of food in it...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;119&quot; end=&quot;128&quot;&gt;
  &lt;folly&gt;...and there's like... and there's a bunch of food in it...&lt;/folly&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;pop pop pop pop pop!&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;129&quot; end=&quot;130&quot;&gt;
  &lt;folly&gt;...and a picnic basket...&lt;/folly&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;pop pop pop pop pop!&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;131&quot; end=&quot;139&quot; speaker=&quot;folly&quot;&gt;...and a picnic basket...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;140&quot; end=&quot;149&quot;&gt;
  &lt;folly&gt;...and a picnic basket...&lt;/folly&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;vrrrup&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;150&quot; end=&quot;181&quot; speaker=&quot;folly&quot;&gt;...and... then Bubs is like...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;182&quot; end=&quot;205&quot;&gt;
  &lt;folly&gt;Picnic! Picnic! Picnic!&lt;/folly&gt;
  &lt;bubs&gt;Picnic! Picnic! Picnic!&lt;/bubs&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;206&quot; end=&quot;234&quot; speaker=&quot;folly&quot;&gt;And then Homestar shows up and says &quot;blah&quot;!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;235&quot; end=&quot;239&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Blah.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;240&quot; end=&quot;243&quot;&gt;
  &lt;folly&gt;And then Strong Bad shows up and says &quot;blah&quot;!&lt;/folly&gt;
  &lt;homestar&gt;Blah.&lt;/homestar&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;244&quot; end=&quot;268&quot; speaker=&quot;folly&quot;&gt;And then Strong Bad shows up and says &quot;blah&quot;!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;269&quot; end=&quot;273&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Blah.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;274&quot; end=&quot;275&quot;&gt;
  &lt;folly&gt;And then everybody shows up and says &quot;blah&quot;!&lt;/folly&gt;
  &lt;strongbad&gt;Blah.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;276&quot; end=&quot;298&quot; speaker=&quot;folly&quot;&gt;And then everybody shows up and says &quot;blah&quot;!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;299&quot; end=&quot;307&quot; volume=&quot;1.2&quot; speaker=&quot;all&quot;&gt;BLAH!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;308&quot; end=&quot;348&quot; speaker=&quot;folly&quot;&gt;And then Bubs is like &quot;I'm closing the shop! Nobody's buying this picnic!&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;349&quot; end=&quot;349&quot;&gt;
  &lt;folly&gt;And then Bubs is like &quot;I'm closing the shop! Nobody's buying this picnic!&quot;&lt;/folly&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;pop!&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;350&quot; end=&quot;354&quot;&gt;
  &lt;folly&gt;And then, and then, and then there's a loading sign...&lt;/folly&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;pop!&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;355&quot; end=&quot;386&quot; speaker=&quot;folly&quot;&gt;And then, and then, and then there's a loading sign...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;387&quot; end=&quot;444&quot; speaker=&quot;folly&quot; voiceover=&quot;true&quot;&gt;...and it loads for, like, one hundred seconds, and then, and then... and...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;448&quot; end=&quot;494&quot; speaker=&quot;folly&quot; voiceover=&quot;true&quot;&gt;...and it loads for one hundred seconds...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;497&quot; end=&quot;538&quot; speaker=&quot;folly&quot; voiceover=&quot;true&quot;&gt;...and... and then it's like...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;549&quot; end=&quot;614&quot; speaker=&quot;folly&quot; voiceover=&quot;true&quot;&gt;...and... and then it's... and then it's like...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;615&quot; end=&quot;659&quot; speaker=&quot;folly&quot; voiceover=&quot;true&quot;&gt;And it loads for one hundred seconds...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;663&quot; end=&quot;703&quot; speaker=&quot;folly&quot; voiceover=&quot;true&quot;&gt;And then... and then it's like...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;716&quot; end=&quot;767&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;If I can't check my email, then how I'm s'posed to live my life?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;777&quot; end=&quot;804&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Dingle dongle dear Stringle Bongle,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;805&quot; end=&quot;855&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;What do you do to keep up your personal motivation and inspiration?&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;856&quot; end=&quot;879&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Sincerely, Mollie B.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;881&quot; end=&quot;925&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh, that is a waste of a perfectly good middle &quot;B&quot; initial, Mollie.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;926&quot; end=&quot;941&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Lemme fix that for ya.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;944&quot; end=&quot;972&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Sincerely, Mollie B. &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;Chowderworth Gruelmanger.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;973&quot; end=&quot;988&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Sincerely, Mollie B. Chowderworth &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;Gruelmanger.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;989&quot; end=&quot;1005&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Sincerely, Mollie B. Chowderworth Gruelmanger.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1009&quot; end=&quot;1039&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You know, of the Puntington Farms Gruelmangers.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1045&quot; end=&quot;1057&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;There we go!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1061&quot; end=&quot;1103&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;For motivation, I do what any great coach does,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1104&quot; end=&quot;1157&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;and berate myself until I get results or until I quit the team and press charges!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1163&quot; end=&quot;1232&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Chowderworth Gruelmanger?! You call that an overly-complicated old-timey last name?!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1233&quot; end=&quot;1258&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;That is bush-league, son!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1259&quot; end=&quot;1286&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I am sick and tired of this crap!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1290&quot; end=&quot;1314&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And I'm sick of losing to Purdue!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1321&quot; end=&quot;1362&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Now that fella really knows how to mortavort a porson.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1365&quot; end=&quot;1373&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;drip&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1376&quot; end=&quot;1432&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;There's also that weird jocked-up thing of punching yourself in the face to get motivated.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1433&quot; end=&quot;1480&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;But unless you happen to have boxing gloves for hands, I wouldn't recommend it.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1484&quot; end=&quot;1515&quot; speaker=&quot;strongmad&quot;&gt;YOU CAN DO IT, STRONG MAD.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1517&quot; end=&quot;1558&quot; speaker=&quot;strongmad&quot;&gt;YOU CAN TALK TO ORANGE JUICE!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1564&quot; end=&quot;1575&quot; speaker=&quot;strongmad&quot;&gt;AHH...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1576&quot; end=&quot;1585&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;No, Strong Mad, wait—&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1586&quot; end=&quot;1605&quot;&gt;
  &lt;strongmad&gt;WAAH!&lt;/strongmad&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;smash&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1611&quot; end=&quot;1668&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;But if you can afford it, no force is more motivational than...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1669&quot; end=&quot;1710&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Spiky ceiling that closes in on you!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1711&quot; end=&quot;1747&quot;&gt;
  &lt;strongbad&gt;You better beat this end boss or we're all gonna die! We're all gonna die!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;ominous music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1748&quot; end=&quot;1787&quot;&gt;
  &lt;strongsad&gt;Aah! It keeps making me jump when I'm not pressing juuuuuuump!!&lt;/strongsad&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;ominous music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1787&quot; end=&quot;1812&quot;&gt;
  &lt;strongbad&gt;Or we're all gonna diiiiiii—&lt;/strongbad&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;ominous music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1815&quot; end=&quot;1889&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;As for the inspirasche, you know how people always say, &quot;inspiration sneaks up on you.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1892&quot; end=&quot;1922&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Well, I like-a to turn the tables!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1924&quot; end=&quot;1972&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;true&quot;&gt;I sneak up on people and force &lt;em&gt;them&lt;/em&gt; to inspire &lt;em&gt;me!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1974&quot; end=&quot;2017&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Well, I'll just continue doing what I was just doing, and...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2018&quot; end=&quot;2027&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;INSPIRE ME!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2028&quot; end=&quot;2056&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Aaah! Mlg— leg boats!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2065&quot; end=&quot;2082&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Leg boats?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2083&quot; end=&quot;2094&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Is that all ya got?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2095&quot; end=&quot;2148&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Er, yeah! It's like a little boat that your legs go inside of!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2152&quot; end=&quot;2167&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;So it's a kayak.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2169&quot; end=&quot;2197&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;No, no. For while you're standing up!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2198&quot; end=&quot;2218&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;So it's water skis.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2220&quot; end=&quot;2253&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Yeah, yeah. 'Cept it's called &quot;leg boats&quot;!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2256&quot; end=&quot;2299&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;That's not inspiring! Guess I'll just walk away and &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;no I'm not just kidding INSPIRE ME!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2300&quot; end=&quot;2319&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;That's not inspiring! Guess I'll just walk away and no I'm not just kidding INSPIRE ME!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2320&quot; end=&quot;2338&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Aaah! File!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2340&quot; end=&quot;2350&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Yeah?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2351&quot; end=&quot;2375&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Um... folder...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2376&quot; end=&quot;2392&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Yeeeeah?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2395&quot; end=&quot;2416&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;...shaped vitamins?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2418&quot; end=&quot;2442&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Now &lt;em&gt;that's&lt;/em&gt; inspiring!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2444&quot; end=&quot;2473&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Yes, File Folder Shaped Vitamins.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2476&quot; end=&quot;2528&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;true&quot;&gt;Because office workers lead hollow lives, and this is the kind of thing they'd be into.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2533&quot; end=&quot;2575&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You see Madam Chowdygruel, if you know the right techniques,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2576&quot; end=&quot;2663&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;you too can motivate and inspire gimmicky white-collar products that they sell in the checkout line at the office supply store.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2667&quot; end=&quot;2696&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ooh! Which just inspired me to think of...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2698&quot; end=&quot;2733&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;true&quot;&gt;File Folder Shaped Vitamin Shaped Thumbdrives!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2735&quot; end=&quot;2800&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;true&quot;&gt;Available in never show up on your desktop and some-the-times show up on your desktop varieties!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2801&quot; end=&quot;2822&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;true&quot;&gt;Always be'sing and do'sing...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2823&quot; end=&quot;2845&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;...Never cheesing or choosing!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2846&quot; end=&quot;2864&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Always be'sing and do'sing—&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2865&quot; end=&quot;2880&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Uh... Homestar—&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2881&quot; end=&quot;2902&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;—Never cheesing or choosing!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2903&quot; end=&quot;2909&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Homestar!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2910&quot; end=&quot;2918&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Yeah what?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2920&quot; end=&quot;2933&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You're in my house.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2935&quot; end=&quot;2940&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Yup.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2942&quot; end=&quot;2950&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Again.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2952&quot; end=&quot;2960&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Yeppers.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2962&quot; end=&quot;2984&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Aaand you brought a boulder.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2986&quot; end=&quot;3007&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Not me. Plate tectonics.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3009&quot; end=&quot;3031&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What are you doin' in here, man?!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3035&quot; end=&quot;3038&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Oh.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3039&quot; end=&quot;3052&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;scooch&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3055&quot; end=&quot;3094&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Well, I heard you talking about motivation and inspiration,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3095&quot; end=&quot;3134&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;and I decided to brush off my old ABD's!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3139&quot; end=&quot;3170&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Umm... Aloud But Deadly?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3172&quot; end=&quot;3206&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;You don't know about the ABD's, Strong Bad?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3207&quot; end=&quot;3241&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;white noise&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3242&quot; end=&quot;3291&quot;&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;white noise&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;strongbad&gt;I'm just gonna stay silent in the hope that you won't tell me what it means.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3292&quot; end=&quot;3309&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Always be'sing and do'sing!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3310&quot; end=&quot;3321&quot;&gt;
  &lt;homestar&gt;Always be'sing and do'sing!&lt;/homestar&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3322&quot; end=&quot;3350&quot;&gt;
  &lt;strongbad&gt;You say that like it clarified anything.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3351&quot; end=&quot;3379&quot;&gt;
  &lt;homestar&gt;Rules for an inspired life, Strong Bad.&lt;/homestar&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3380&quot; end=&quot;3407&quot;&gt;
  &lt;homestar&gt;No matter what you do, or where you are,&lt;/homestar&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3408&quot; end=&quot;3439&quot;&gt;
  &lt;homestar&gt;always be's be'sing and do'sing.&lt;/homestar&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3440&quot; end=&quot;3443&quot;&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3444&quot; end=&quot;3460&quot;&gt;
  &lt;strongbad&gt;So you started a cult.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3462&quot; end=&quot;3472&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Yeah, kinda.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3473&quot; end=&quot;3515&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;For instance, I am currently be'sing on this boulder—&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3516&quot; end=&quot;3533&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;scooch, scooch&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3534&quot; end=&quot;3569&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;—and I am do'sing an ABD workshop with you.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3570&quot; end=&quot;3585&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh, okay.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3586&quot; end=&quot;3651&quot;&gt;
  &lt;strongbad&gt;Then I am be'sing full of rage, and do'sing a roundhouse kick to your face!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3652&quot; end=&quot;3653&quot;&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3654&quot; end=&quot;3657&quot;&gt;
  &lt;strongbad&gt;Hraah—&lt;/strongbad&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3658&quot; end=&quot;3668&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Nooope, nope nope.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3669&quot; end=&quot;3703&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;That was some prime choosing you committed right there. Did you see it?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3705&quot; end=&quot;3727&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Wait, what's wrong with choosing?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3728&quot; end=&quot;3742&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Cheesing and choosing. The antithesis of be'sing and do'sing!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3743&quot; end=&quot;3768&quot;&gt;
  &lt;homestar&gt;Cheesing and choosing. The antithesis of be'sing and do'sing!&lt;/homestar&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3769&quot; end=&quot;3790&quot;&gt;
  &lt;homestar&gt;If you're choosin', you're losin'.&lt;/homestar&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3791&quot; end=&quot;3792&quot;&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3792&quot; end=&quot;3828&quot;&gt;
  &lt;strongbad&gt;Just because something rhymes doesn't mean it's good life advice!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3829&quot; end=&quot;3862&quot;&gt;
  &lt;homestar&gt;Ah! And &lt;em&gt;that's&lt;/em&gt; a perfect example of cheesing.&lt;/homestar&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3863&quot; end=&quot;3895&quot;&gt;
  &lt;homestar&gt;You're a textbook case, Strong Bad. Textbook!&lt;/homestar&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3898&quot; end=&quot;3924&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Aaand speaking of textbooks...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3925&quot; end=&quot;3965&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Don't forget to purchase &lt;em&gt;my&lt;/em&gt; new book at the upcoming...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;3968&quot; end=&quot;3999&quot; voiceover=&quot;true&quot;&gt;
  &lt;announcer&gt;Always Be's Do'sing 3 Day Life Cleanse Seminar,&lt;/announcer&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4000&quot; end=&quot;4036&quot; voiceover=&quot;true&quot;&gt;
  &lt;announcer&gt;at Bubsmfort Inn &amp; Suites Conference Center!&lt;/announcer&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4037&quot; end=&quot;4085&quot; voiceover=&quot;true&quot;&gt;
  &lt;announcer&gt;Rid yourself of damaging cheesing and choosing with guest speakers including...&lt;/announcer&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4086&quot; end=&quot;4100&quot; voiceover=&quot;true&quot;&gt;
  &lt;announcer&gt;Homestar Runner!&lt;/announcer&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4101&quot; end=&quot;4135&quot; voiceover=&quot;true&quot;&gt;
  &lt;announcer&gt;Founder of the totally-not-cult-like ABD movement!&lt;/announcer&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4136&quot; end=&quot;4174&quot;&gt;
  &lt;homestar&gt;Changin' attitudes with rhymin' platitudes!&lt;/homestar&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4175&quot; end=&quot;4176&quot;&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4177&quot; end=&quot;4227&quot; voiceover=&quot;true&quot;&gt;
  &lt;announcer&gt;Entrepreneurial be's do'ser and self-made do's be'ser, Bubs!&lt;/announcer&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4228&quot; end=&quot;4251&quot;&gt;
  &lt;bubs&gt;I'm stickin' with leg boats!&lt;/bubs&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4252&quot; end=&quot;4255&quot;&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4256&quot; end=&quot;4323&quot; voiceover=&quot;true&quot;&gt;
  &lt;announcer&gt;And the creator of File Folder Shaped Vitamins and File Folder Shaped Vitamin Thumb Drives, Strong Bad!&lt;/announcer&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4324&quot; end=&quot;4367&quot;&gt;
  &lt;strongbad&gt;I hope the hotel's breakfast bar can do omelettes!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4368&quot; end=&quot;4372&quot;&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4373&quot; end=&quot;4419&quot; voiceover=&quot;true&quot;&gt;
  &lt;announcer&gt;All this and more at the Always Be's Do'sing 3 Day Life Cleanse Seminar!&lt;/announcer&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4420&quot; end=&quot;4425&quot;&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4426&quot; end=&quot;4462&quot;&gt;
  &lt;homestar&gt;If you're not attending, you're gonna be... &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;lending... your neighbor... a... yard tool.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/homestar&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4463&quot; end=&quot;4478&quot;&gt;
  &lt;homestar&gt;If you're not attending, you're gonna be... lending.&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;.. your neighbor... a... yard tool.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/homestar&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4479&quot; end=&quot;4493&quot;&gt;
  &lt;homestar&gt;If you're not attending, you're gonna be... lending... your neighbor... &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;a... yard tool.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/homestar&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4494&quot; end=&quot;4503&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;If you're not attending, you're gonna be... lending... your neighbor... a... &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;yard tool.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4504&quot; end=&quot;4522&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;If you're not attending, you're gonna be... lending... your neighbor... a... yard tool.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4523&quot; end=&quot;4536&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Like a shovel.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4537&quot; end=&quot;4550&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Or a rake.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4553&quot; end=&quot;4561&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Yeah.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4567&quot; end=&quot;4579&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Yeah, that's great.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4581&quot; end=&quot;4591&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;See you at the conference! &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;ABD! Not a cult! Wooo!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4592&quot; end=&quot;4599&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;See you at the conference! ABD! &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;Not a cult! Wooo!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4600&quot; end=&quot;4606&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;See you at the conference! ABD! Not a cult! &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;Wooo!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4607&quot; end=&quot;4615&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;See you at the conference! ABD! Not a cult! Wooo!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4630&quot; end=&quot;4652&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;true&quot;&gt;C-G-eeow!&lt;/line&gt;
 
&lt;line start=&quot;4777&quot; end=&quot;4838&quot; speaker=&quot;folly&quot; voiceover=&quot;true&quot;&gt;...and... a... and then people might think it's gonna be loading forever...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4841&quot; end=&quot;4855&quot; speaker=&quot;folly&quot;&gt;...and then it's like—&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4864&quot; end=&quot;4904&quot; speaker=&quot;folly&quot;&gt;Stinkoman comes up and punches Bubs in the face.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4905&quot; end=&quot;4913&quot;&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;powering up&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;stinkoman&gt;Aaah!&lt;/stinkoman&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4914&quot; end=&quot;4925&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;punch&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;4936&quot; end=&quot;4948&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;ding!&lt;/line&gt;
 
&lt;line start=&quot;4967&quot; end=&quot;5015&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Always be'sing and do'sing and never cheesing or choosing,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;5016&quot; end=&quot;5026&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;and always—&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;5030&quot; end=&quot;5034&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Hey! I beat the end boss!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;5035&quot; end=&quot;5066&quot;&gt;
  &lt;strongsad&gt;Hey! I beat the end boss!&lt;/strongsad&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;video game music&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;5069&quot; end=&quot;5084&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;claps&lt;/line&gt;


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<line start="38" end="82" speaker="folly">For the next April Fools' thing, why doesn't it do, like...</line>
<line start="83" end="91" speaker="folly">There's a picnic, and...</line>
<line start="92" end="93">
  <folly>There's a picnic, and...</folly>
  <sfx>pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="94" end="98">
  <folly>...and there's like... and there's a bunch of food in it...</folly>
  <sfx>pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="99" end="118" speaker="folly">...and there's like... and there's a bunch of food in it...</line>
<line start="119" end="128">
  <folly>...and there's like... and there's a bunch of food in it...</folly>
  <sfx>pop pop pop pop pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="129" end="130">
  <folly>...and a picnic basket...</folly>
  <sfx>pop pop pop pop pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="131" end="139" speaker="folly">...and a picnic basket...</line>
<line start="140" end="149">
  <folly>...and a picnic basket...</folly>
  <sfx>vrrrup</sfx>
</line>
<line start="150" end="181" speaker="folly">...and... then Bubs is like...</line>
<line start="182" end="205">
  <folly>Picnic! Picnic! Picnic!</folly>
  <bubs>Picnic! Picnic! Picnic!</bubs>
</line>
<line start="206" end="234" speaker="folly">And then Homestar shows up and says "blah"!</line>
<line start="235" end="239" speaker="homestar"><br />Blah.</line>
<line start="240" end="243">
  <folly>And then Strong Bad shows up and says "blah"!</folly>
  <homestar>Blah.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="244" end="268" speaker="folly">And then Strong Bad shows up and says "blah"!</line>
<line start="269" end="273" speaker="strongbad"><br />Blah.</line>
<line start="274" end="275">
  <folly>And then everybody shows up and says "blah"!</folly>
  <strongbad>Blah.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="276" end="298" speaker="folly">And then everybody shows up and says "blah"!</line>
<line start="299" end="307" volume="1.2" speaker="all">BLAH!</line>
<line start="308" end="348" speaker="folly">And then Bubs is like "I'm closing the shop! Nobody's buying this picnic!"</line>
<line start="349" end="349">
  <folly>And then Bubs is like "I'm closing the shop! Nobody's buying this picnic!"</folly>
  <sfx>pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="350" end="354">
  <folly>And then, and then, and then there's a loading sign...</folly>
  <sfx>pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="355" end="386" speaker="folly">And then, and then, and then there's a loading sign...</line>
<line start="387" end="444" speaker="folly" voiceover="true">...and it loads for, like, one hundred seconds, and then, and then... and...</line>
<line start="448" end="494" speaker="folly" voiceover="true">...and it loads for one hundred seconds...</line>
<line start="497" end="538" speaker="folly" voiceover="true">...and... and then it's like...</line>
<line start="549" end="614" speaker="folly" voiceover="true">...and... and then it's... and then it's like...</line>
<line start="615" end="659" speaker="folly" voiceover="true">And it loads for one hundred seconds...</line>
<line start="663" end="703" speaker="folly" voiceover="true">And then... and then it's like...</line>
<line start="716" end="767" speaker="strongbad">If I can't check my email, then how I'm s'posed to live my life?</line>
<line start="777" end="804" speaker="strongbad">Dingle dongle dear Stringle Bongle,</line>
<line start="805" end="855" speaker="strongbad">"What do you do to keep up your personal motivation and inspiration?"</line>
<line start="856" end="879" speaker="strongbad">"Sincerely, Mollie B."</line>
<line start="881" end="925" speaker="strongbad">Oh, that is a waste of a perfectly good middle "B" initial, Mollie.</line>
<line start="926" end="941" speaker="strongbad">Lemme fix that for ya.</line>
<line start="944" end="972" speaker="strongbad">Sincerely, Mollie B. <span style="visibility:hidden">Chowderworth Gruelmanger.</span></line>
<line start="973" end="988" speaker="strongbad">Sincerely, Mollie B. Chowderworth <span style="visibility:hidden">Gruelmanger.</span></line>
<line start="989" end="1005" speaker="strongbad">Sincerely, Mollie B. Chowderworth Gruelmanger.</line>
<line start="1009" end="1039" speaker="strongbad">You know, of the Puntington Farms Gruelmangers.</line>
<line start="1045" end="1057" speaker="strongbad">There we go!</line>
<line start="1061" end="1103" speaker="strongbad">For motivation, I do what any great coach does,</line>
<line start="1104" end="1157" speaker="strongbad">and berate myself until I get results or until I quit the team and press charges!</line>
<line start="1163" end="1232" speaker="strongbad">Chowderworth Gruelmanger?! You call that an overly-complicated old-timey last name?!</line>
<line start="1233" end="1258" speaker="strongbad">That is bush-league, son!</line>
<line start="1259" end="1286" speaker="strongbad">I am sick and tired of this crap!</line>
<line start="1290" end="1314" speaker="strongbad">And I'm sick of losing to Purdue!</line>
<line start="1321" end="1362" speaker="coachz">Now that fella really knows how to mortavort a porson.</line>
<line start="1365" end="1373" speaker="sfx">drip</line>
<line start="1376" end="1432" speaker="strongbad">There's also that weird jocked-up thing of punching yourself in the face to get motivated.</line>
<line start="1433" end="1480" speaker="strongbad">But unless you happen to have boxing gloves for hands, I wouldn't recommend it.</line>
<line start="1484" end="1515" speaker="strongmad">YOU CAN DO IT, STRONG MAD.</line>
<line start="1517" end="1558" speaker="strongmad">YOU CAN TALK TO ORANGE JUICE!</line>
<line start="1564" end="1575" speaker="strongmad">AHH...</line>
<line start="1576" end="1585" speaker="strongbad">No, Strong Mad, wait—</line>
<line start="1586" end="1605">
  <strongmad>WAAH!</strongmad>
  <sfx>smash</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1611" end="1668" speaker="strongbad">But if you can afford it, no force is more motivational than...</line>
<line start="1669" end="1710" speaker="strongbad">Spiky ceiling that closes in on you!</line>
<line start="1711" end="1747">
  <strongbad>You better beat this end boss or we're all gonna die! We're all gonna die!</strongbad>
  <sfx>ominous music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1748" end="1787">
  <strongsad>Aah! It keeps making me jump when I'm not pressing juuuuuuump!!</strongsad>
  <sfx>ominous music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1787" end="1812">
  <strongbad>Or we're all gonna diiiiiii—</strongbad>
  <sfx>ominous music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1815" end="1889" speaker="strongbad">As for the inspirasche, you know how people always say, "inspiration sneaks up on you."</line>
<line start="1892" end="1922" speaker="strongbad">Well, I like-a to turn the tables!</line>
<line start="1924" end="1972" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">I sneak up on people and force <em>them</em> to inspire <em>me!</em></line>
<line start="1974" end="2017" speaker="bubs">Well, I'll just continue doing what I was just doing, and...</line>
<line start="2018" end="2027" speaker="strongbad">INSPIRE ME!</line>
<line start="2028" end="2056" speaker="bubs">Aaah! Mlg— leg boats!</line>
<line start="2065" end="2082" speaker="strongbad">Leg boats?</line>
<line start="2083" end="2094" speaker="strongbad">Is that all ya got?</line>
<line start="2095" end="2148" speaker="bubs">Er, yeah! It's like a little boat that your legs go inside of!</line>
<line start="2152" end="2167" speaker="strongbad">So it's a kayak.</line>
<line start="2169" end="2197" speaker="bubs">No, no. For while you're standing up!</line>
<line start="2198" end="2218" speaker="strongbad">So it's water skis.</line>
<line start="2220" end="2253" speaker="bubs">Yeah, yeah. 'Cept it's called "leg boats"!</line>
<line start="2256" end="2299" speaker="strongbad">That's not inspiring! Guess I'll just walk away and <span style="visibility:hidden">no I'm not just kidding INSPIRE ME!</span></line>
<line start="2300" end="2319" speaker="strongbad">That's not inspiring! Guess I'll just walk away and no I'm not just kidding INSPIRE ME!</line>
<line start="2320" end="2338" speaker="bubs">Aaah! File!</line>
<line start="2340" end="2350" speaker="strongbad">Yeah?</line>
<line start="2351" end="2375" speaker="bubs">Um... folder...</line>
<line start="2376" end="2392" speaker="strongbad">Yeeeeah?</line>
<line start="2395" end="2416" speaker="bubs">...shaped vitamins?</line>
<line start="2418" end="2442" speaker="strongbad">Now <em>that's</em> inspiring!</line>
<line start="2444" end="2473" speaker="strongbad">Yes, File Folder Shaped Vitamins.</line>
<line start="2476" end="2528" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Because office workers lead hollow lives, and this is the kind of thing they'd be into.</line>
<line start="2533" end="2575" speaker="strongbad">You see Madam Chowdygruel, if you know the right techniques,</line>
<line start="2576" end="2663" speaker="strongbad">you too can motivate and inspire gimmicky white-collar products that they sell in the checkout line at the office supply store.</line>
<line start="2667" end="2696" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! Which just inspired me to think of...</line>
<line start="2698" end="2733" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">File Folder Shaped Vitamin Shaped Thumbdrives!</line>
<line start="2735" end="2800" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Available in never show up on your desktop and some-the-times show up on your desktop varieties!</line>
<line start="2801" end="2822" speaker="homestar" voiceover="true">Always be'sing and do'sing...</line>
<line start="2823" end="2845" speaker="homestar">...Never cheesing or choosing!</line>
<line start="2846" end="2864" speaker="homestar">Always be'sing and do'sing—</line>
<line start="2865" end="2880" speaker="strongbad">Uh... Homestar—</line>
<line start="2881" end="2902" speaker="homestar">—Never cheesing or choosing!</line>
<line start="2903" end="2909" speaker="strongbad">Homestar!</line>
<line start="2910" end="2918" speaker="homestar">Yeah what?</line>
<line start="2920" end="2933" speaker="strongbad">You're in my house.</line>
<line start="2935" end="2940" speaker="homestar">Yup.</line>
<line start="2942" end="2950" speaker="strongbad">Again.</line>
<line start="2952" end="2960" speaker="homestar">Yeppers.</line>
<line start="2962" end="2984" speaker="strongbad">Aaand you brought a boulder.</line>
<line start="2986" end="3007" speaker="homestar">Not me. Plate tectonics.</line>
<line start="3009" end="3031" speaker="strongbad">What are you doin' in here, man?!</line>
<line start="3035" end="3038" speaker="homestar">Oh.</line>
<line start="3039" end="3052" speaker="sfx">scooch</line>
<line start="3055" end="3094" speaker="homestar">Well, I heard you talking about motivation and inspiration,</line>
<line start="3095" end="3134" speaker="homestar">and I decided to brush off my old ABD's!</line>
<line start="3139" end="3170" speaker="strongbad">Umm... Aloud But Deadly?</line>
<line start="3172" end="3206" speaker="homestar">You don't know about the ABD's, Strong Bad?</line>
<line start="3207" end="3241" speaker="sfx">white noise</line>
<line start="3242" end="3291">
  <sfx>white noise</sfx>
  <strongbad>I'm just gonna stay silent in the hope that you won't tell me what it means.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="3292" end="3309" speaker="homestar">Always be'sing and do'sing!</line>
<line start="3310" end="3321">
  <homestar>Always be'sing and do'sing!</homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3322" end="3350">
  <strongbad>You say that like it clarified anything.</strongbad>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3351" end="3379">
  <homestar>Rules for an inspired life, Strong Bad.</homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3380" end="3407">
  <homestar>No matter what you do, or where you are,</homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3408" end="3439">
  <homestar>always be's be'sing and do'sing.</homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3440" end="3443">
  <br />
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3444" end="3460">
  <strongbad>So you started a cult.</strongbad>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3462" end="3472" speaker="homestar">Yeah, kinda.</line>
<line start="3473" end="3515" speaker="homestar">For instance, I am currently be'sing on this boulder—</line>
<line start="3516" end="3533" speaker="sfx">scooch, scooch</line>
<line start="3534" end="3569" speaker="homestar">—and I am do'sing an ABD workshop with you.</line>
<line start="3570" end="3585" speaker="strongbad">Oh, okay.</line>
<line start="3586" end="3651">
  <strongbad>Then I am be'sing full of rage, and do'sing a roundhouse kick to your face!</strongbad>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3652" end="3653">
  <br />
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3654" end="3657">
  <strongbad>Hraah—</strongbad>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3658" end="3668" speaker="homestar">Nooope, nope nope.</line>
<line start="3669" end="3703" speaker="homestar">That was some prime choosing you committed right there. Did you see it?</line>
<line start="3705" end="3727" speaker="strongbad">Wait, what's wrong with choosing?</line>
<line start="3728" end="3742" speaker="homestar">Cheesing and choosing. The antithesis of be'sing and do'sing!</line>
<line start="3743" end="3768">
  <homestar>Cheesing and choosing. The antithesis of be'sing and do'sing!</homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3769" end="3790">
  <homestar>If you're choosin', you're losin'.</homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3791" end="3792">
  <br />
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3792" end="3828">
  <strongbad>Just because something rhymes doesn't mean it's good life advice!</strongbad>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3829" end="3862">
  <homestar>Ah! And <em>that's</em> a perfect example of cheesing.</homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3863" end="3895">
  <homestar>You're a textbook case, Strong Bad. Textbook!</homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3898" end="3924" speaker="homestar">Aaand speaking of textbooks...</line>
<line start="3925" end="3965" speaker="homestar">Don't forget to purchase <em>my</em> new book at the upcoming...</line>
<line start="3968" end="3999" voiceover="true">
  <announcer>Always Be's Do'sing 3 Day Life Cleanse Seminar,</announcer>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4000" end="4036" voiceover="true">
  <announcer>at Bubsmfort Inn & Suites Conference Center!</announcer>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4037" end="4085" voiceover="true">
  <announcer>Rid yourself of damaging cheesing and choosing with guest speakers including...</announcer>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4086" end="4100" voiceover="true">
  <announcer>Homestar Runner!</announcer>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4101" end="4135" voiceover="true">
  <announcer>Founder of the totally-not-cult-like ABD movement!</announcer>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4136" end="4174">
  <homestar>Changin' attitudes with rhymin' platitudes!</homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4175" end="4176">
  <br />
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4177" end="4227" voiceover="true">
  <announcer>Entrepreneurial be's do'ser and self-made do's be'ser, Bubs!</announcer>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4228" end="4251">
  <bubs>I'm stickin' with leg boats!</bubs>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4252" end="4255">
  <br />
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4256" end="4323" voiceover="true">
  <announcer>And the creator of File Folder Shaped Vitamins and File Folder Shaped Vitamin Thumb Drives, Strong Bad!</announcer>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4324" end="4367">
  <strongbad>I hope the hotel's breakfast bar can do omelettes!</strongbad>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4368" end="4372">
  <br />
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4373" end="4419" voiceover="true">
  <announcer>All this and more at the Always Be's Do'sing 3 Day Life Cleanse Seminar!</announcer>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4420" end="4425">
  <br />
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4426" end="4462">
  <homestar>If you're not attending, you're gonna be... <span style="visibility:hidden">lending... your neighbor... a... yard tool.</span></homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4463" end="4478">
  <homestar>If you're not attending, you're gonna be... lending.<span style="visibility:hidden">.. your neighbor... a... yard tool.</span></homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4479" end="4493">
  <homestar>If you're not attending, you're gonna be... lending... your neighbor... <span style="visibility:hidden">a... yard tool.</span></homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4494" end="4503" speaker="homestar">If you're not attending, you're gonna be... lending... your neighbor... a... <span style="visibility:hidden">yard tool.</span></line>
<line start="4504" end="4522" speaker="homestar">If you're not attending, you're gonna be... lending... your neighbor... a... yard tool.</line>
<line start="4523" end="4536" speaker="homestar">Like a shovel.</line>
<line start="4537" end="4550" speaker="homestar">Or a rake.</line>
<line start="4553" end="4561" speaker="homestar">Yeah.</line>
<line start="4567" end="4579" speaker="homestar">Yeah, that's great.</line>
<line start="4581" end="4591" speaker="homestar">See you at the conference! <span style="visibility:hidden">ABD! Not a cult! Wooo!</span></line>
<line start="4592" end="4599" speaker="homestar">See you at the conference! ABD! <span style="visibility:hidden">Not a cult! Wooo!</span></line>
<line start="4600" end="4606" speaker="homestar">See you at the conference! ABD! Not a cult! <span style="visibility:hidden">Wooo!</span></line>
<line start="4607" end="4615" speaker="homestar">See you at the conference! ABD! Not a cult! Wooo!</line>
<line start="4630" end="4652" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">C-G-eeow!</line>


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<line start="4777" end="4838" speaker="folly" voiceover="true">...and... a... and then people might think it's gonna be loading forever...</line>
<line start="4841" end="4855" speaker="folly">...and then it's like—</line>
<line start="4864" end="4904" speaker="folly">Stinkoman comes up and punches Bubs in the face.</line>
<line start="4905" end="4913">
  <sfx>powering up</sfx>
  <stinkoman>Aaah!</stinkoman>
</line>
<line start="4914" end="4925" speaker="sfx">punch</line>
<line start="4936" end="4948" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>


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<line start="4967" end="5015" speaker="strongsad">Always be'sing and do'sing and never cheesing or choosing,</line>
<line start="5016" end="5026" speaker="strongsad">and always—</line>
<line start="5030" end="5034" speaker="strongsad">Hey! I beat the end boss!</line>
<line start="5035" end="5066">
  <strongsad>Hey! I beat the end boss!</strongsad>
  <sfx>video game music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="5069" end="5084" speaker="sfx">claps</line>


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<line start="38" end="82" speaker="folly">For the next April Fools' thing, why doesn't it do, like...</line>
<line start="83" end="91" speaker="folly">There's a picnic, and...</line>
<line start="92" end="93">
  <folly>There's a picnic, and...</folly>
  <sfx>pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="94" end="98">
  <folly>...and there's like... and there's a bunch of food in it...</folly>
  <sfx>pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="99" end="118" speaker="folly">...and there's like... and there's a bunch of food in it...</line>
<line start="119" end="128">
  <folly>...and there's like... and there's a bunch of food in it...</folly>
  <sfx>pop pop pop pop pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="129" end="130">
  <folly>...and a picnic basket...</folly>
  <sfx>pop pop pop pop pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="131" end="139" speaker="folly">...and a picnic basket...</line>
<line start="140" end="149">
  <folly>...and a picnic basket...</folly>
  <sfx>vrrrup</sfx>
</line>
<line start="150" end="181" speaker="folly">...and... then Bubs is like...</line>
<line start="182" end="205">
  <folly>Picnic! Picnic! Picnic!</folly>
  <bubs>Picnic! Picnic! Picnic!</bubs>
</line>
<line start="206" end="234" speaker="folly">And then Homestar shows up and says "blah"!</line>
<line start="235" end="239" speaker="homestar"><br />Blah.</line>
<line start="240" end="243">
  <folly>And then Strong Bad shows up and says "blah"!</folly>
  <homestar>Blah.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="244" end="268" speaker="folly">And then Strong Bad shows up and says "blah"!</line>
<line start="269" end="273" speaker="strongbad"><br />Blah.</line>
<line start="274" end="275">
  <folly>And then everybody shows up and says "blah"!</folly>
  <strongbad>Blah.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="276" end="298" speaker="folly">And then everybody shows up and says "blah"!</line>
<line start="299" end="307" volume="1.2" speaker="all">BLAH!</line>
<line start="308" end="348" speaker="folly">And then Bubs is like "I'm closing the shop! Nobody's buying this picnic!"</line>
<line start="349" end="349">
  <folly>And then Bubs is like "I'm closing the shop! Nobody's buying this picnic!"</folly>
  <sfx>pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="350" end="354">
  <folly>And then, and then, and then there's a loading sign...</folly>
  <sfx>pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="355" end="386" speaker="folly">And then, and then, and then there's a loading sign...</line>
<line start="387" end="444" speaker="folly" voiceover="true">...and it loads for, like, one hundred seconds, and then, and then... and...</line>
<line start="448" end="494" speaker="folly" voiceover="true">...and it loads for one hundred seconds...</line>
<line start="497" end="538" speaker="folly" voiceover="true">...and... and then it's like...</line>
<line start="549" end="614" speaker="folly" voiceover="true">...and... and then it's... and then it's like...</line>
<line start="615" end="659" speaker="folly" voiceover="true">And it loads for one hundred seconds...</line>
<line start="663" end="703" speaker="folly" voiceover="true">And then... and then it's like...</line>
<line start="716" end="767" speaker="strongbad">If I can't check my email, then how I'm s'posed to live my life?</line>
<line start="777" end="804" speaker="strongbad">Dingle dongle dear Stringle Bongle,</line>
<line start="805" end="855" speaker="strongbad">"What do you do to keep up your personal motivation and inspiration?"</line>
<line start="856" end="879" speaker="strongbad">"Sincerely, Mollie B."</line>
<line start="881" end="925" speaker="strongbad">Oh, that is a waste of a perfectly good middle "B" initial, Mollie.</line>
<line start="926" end="941" speaker="strongbad">Lemme fix that for ya.</line>
<line start="944" end="972" speaker="strongbad">Sincerely, Mollie B. <span style="visibility:hidden">Chowderworth Gruelmanger.</span></line>
<line start="973" end="988" speaker="strongbad">Sincerely, Mollie B. Chowderworth <span style="visibility:hidden">Gruelmanger.</span></line>
<line start="989" end="1005" speaker="strongbad">Sincerely, Mollie B. Chowderworth Gruelmanger.</line>
<line start="1009" end="1039" speaker="strongbad">You know, of the Puntington Farms Gruelmangers.</line>
<line start="1045" end="1057" speaker="strongbad">There we go!</line>
<line start="1061" end="1103" speaker="strongbad">For motivation, I do what any great coach does,</line>
<line start="1104" end="1157" speaker="strongbad">and berate myself until I get results or until I quit the team and press charges!</line>
<line start="1163" end="1232" speaker="strongbad">Chowderworth Gruelmanger?! You call that an overly-complicated old-timey last name?!</line>
<line start="1233" end="1258" speaker="strongbad">That is bush-league, son!</line>
<line start="1259" end="1286" speaker="strongbad">I am sick and tired of this crap!</line>
<line start="1290" end="1314" speaker="strongbad">And I'm sick of losing to Purdue!</line>
<line start="1321" end="1362" speaker="coachz">Now that fella really knows how to mortavort a porson.</line>
<line start="1365" end="1373" speaker="sfx">drip</line>
<line start="1376" end="1432" speaker="strongbad">There's also that weird jocked-up thing of punching yourself in the face to get motivated.</line>
<line start="1433" end="1480" speaker="strongbad">But unless you happen to have boxing gloves for hands, I wouldn't recommend it.</line>
<line start="1484" end="1515" speaker="strongmad">YOU CAN DO IT, STRONG MAD.</line>
<line start="1517" end="1558" speaker="strongmad">YOU CAN TALK TO ORANGE JUICE!</line>
<line start="1564" end="1575" speaker="strongmad">AHH...</line>
<line start="1576" end="1585" speaker="strongbad">No, Strong Mad, wait—</line>
<line start="1586" end="1605">
  <strongmad>WAAH!</strongmad>
  <sfx>smash</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1611" end="1668" speaker="strongbad">But if you can afford it, no force is more motivational than...</line>
<line start="1669" end="1710" speaker="strongbad">Spiky ceiling that closes in on you!</line>
<line start="1711" end="1747">
  <strongbad>You better beat this end boss or we're all gonna die! We're all gonna die!</strongbad>
  <sfx>ominous music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1748" end="1787">
  <strongsad>Aah! It keeps making me jump when I'm not pressing juuuuuuump!!</strongsad>
  <sfx>ominous music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1787" end="1812">
  <strongbad>Or we're all gonna diiiiiii—</strongbad>
  <sfx>ominous music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1815" end="1889" speaker="strongbad">As for the inspirasche, you know how people always say, "inspiration sneaks up on you."</line>
<line start="1892" end="1922" speaker="strongbad">Well, I like-a to turn the tables!</line>
<line start="1924" end="1972" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">I sneak up on people and force <em>them</em> to inspire <em>me!</em></line>
<line start="1974" end="2017" speaker="bubs">Well, I'll just continue doing what I was just doing, and...</line>
<line start="2018" end="2027" speaker="strongbad">INSPIRE ME!</line>
<line start="2028" end="2056" speaker="bubs">Aaah! Mlg— leg boats!</line>
<line start="2065" end="2082" speaker="strongbad">Leg boats?</line>
<line start="2083" end="2094" speaker="strongbad">Is that all ya got?</line>
<line start="2095" end="2148" speaker="bubs">Er, yeah! It's like a little boat that your legs go inside of!</line>
<line start="2152" end="2167" speaker="strongbad">So it's a kayak.</line>
<line start="2169" end="2197" speaker="bubs">No, no. For while you're standing up!</line>
<line start="2198" end="2218" speaker="strongbad">So it's water skis.</line>
<line start="2220" end="2253" speaker="bubs">Yeah, yeah. 'Cept it's called "leg boats"!</line>
<line start="2256" end="2299" speaker="strongbad">That's not inspiring! Guess I'll just walk away and <span style="visibility:hidden">no I'm not just kidding INSPIRE ME!</span></line>
<line start="2300" end="2319" speaker="strongbad">That's not inspiring! Guess I'll just walk away and no I'm not just kidding INSPIRE ME!</line>
<line start="2320" end="2338" speaker="bubs">Aaah! File!</line>
<line start="2340" end="2350" speaker="strongbad">Yeah?</line>
<line start="2351" end="2375" speaker="bubs">Um... folder...</line>
<line start="2376" end="2392" speaker="strongbad">Yeeeeah?</line>
<line start="2395" end="2416" speaker="bubs">...shaped vitamins?</line>
<line start="2418" end="2442" speaker="strongbad">Now <em>that's</em> inspiring!</line>
<line start="2444" end="2473" speaker="strongbad">Yes, File Folder Shaped Vitamins.</line>
<line start="2476" end="2528" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Because office workers lead hollow lives, and this is the kind of thing they'd be into.</line>
<line start="2533" end="2575" speaker="strongbad">You see Madam Chowdygruel, if you know the right techniques,</line>
<line start="2576" end="2663" speaker="strongbad">you too can motivate and inspire gimmicky white-collar products that they sell in the checkout line at the office supply store.</line>
<line start="2667" end="2696" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! Which just inspired me to think of...</line>
<line start="2698" end="2733" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">File Folder Shaped Vitamin Shaped Thumbdrives!</line>
<line start="2735" end="2800" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Available in never show up on your desktop and some-the-times show up on your desktop varieties!</line>
<line start="2801" end="2822" speaker="homestar" voiceover="true">Always be'sing and do'sing...</line>
<line start="2823" end="2845" speaker="homestar">...Never cheesing or choosing!</line>
<line start="2846" end="2864" speaker="homestar">Always be'sing and do'sing—</line>
<line start="2865" end="2880" speaker="strongbad">Uh... Homestar—</line>
<line start="2881" end="2902" speaker="homestar">—Never cheesing or choosing!</line>
<line start="2903" end="2909" speaker="strongbad">Homestar!</line>
<line start="2910" end="2918" speaker="homestar">Yeah what?</line>
<line start="2920" end="2933" speaker="strongbad">You're in my house.</line>
<line start="2935" end="2940" speaker="homestar">Yup.</line>
<line start="2942" end="2950" speaker="strongbad">Again.</line>
<line start="2952" end="2960" speaker="homestar">Yeppers.</line>
<line start="2962" end="2984" speaker="strongbad">Aaand you brought a boulder.</line>
<line start="2986" end="3007" speaker="homestar">Not me. Plate tectonics.</line>
<line start="3009" end="3031" speaker="strongbad">What are you doin' in here, man?!</line>
<line start="3035" end="3038" speaker="homestar">Oh.</line>
<line start="3039" end="3052" speaker="sfx">scooch</line>
<line start="3055" end="3094" speaker="homestar">Well, I heard you talking about motivation and inspiration,</line>
<line start="3095" end="3134" speaker="homestar">and I decided to brush off my old ABD's!</line>
<line start="3139" end="3170" speaker="strongbad">Umm... Aloud But Deadly?</line>
<line start="3172" end="3206" speaker="homestar">You don't know about the ABD's, Strong Bad?</line>
<line start="3207" end="3241" speaker="sfx">white noise</line>
<line start="3242" end="3291">
  <sfx>white noise</sfx>
  <strongbad>I'm just gonna stay silent in the hope that you won't tell me what it means.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="3292" end="3309" speaker="homestar">Always be'sing and do'sing!</line>
<line start="3310" end="3321">
  <homestar>Always be'sing and do'sing!</homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3322" end="3350">
  <strongbad>You say that like it clarified anything.</strongbad>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3351" end="3379">
  <homestar>Rules for an inspired life, Strong Bad.</homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3380" end="3407">
  <homestar>No matter what you do, or where you are,</homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3408" end="3439">
  <homestar>always be's be'sing and do'sing.</homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3440" end="3443">
  <br />
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3444" end="3460">
  <strongbad>So you started a cult.</strongbad>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3462" end="3472" speaker="homestar">Yeah, kinda.</line>
<line start="3473" end="3515" speaker="homestar">For instance, I am currently be'sing on this boulder—</line>
<line start="3516" end="3533" speaker="sfx">scooch, scooch</line>
<line start="3534" end="3569" speaker="homestar">—and I am do'sing an ABD workshop with you.</line>
<line start="3570" end="3585" speaker="strongbad">Oh, okay.</line>
<line start="3586" end="3651">
  <strongbad>Then I am be'sing full of rage, and do'sing a roundhouse kick to your face!</strongbad>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3652" end="3653">
  <br />
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3654" end="3657">
  <strongbad>Hraah—</strongbad>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3658" end="3668" speaker="homestar">Nooope, nope nope.</line>
<line start="3669" end="3703" speaker="homestar">That was some prime choosing you committed right there. Did you see it?</line>
<line start="3705" end="3727" speaker="strongbad">Wait, what's wrong with choosing?</line>
<line start="3728" end="3742" speaker="homestar">Cheesing and choosing. The antithesis of be'sing and do'sing!</line>
<line start="3743" end="3768">
  <homestar>Cheesing and choosing. The antithesis of be'sing and do'sing!</homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3769" end="3790">
  <homestar>If you're choosin', you're losin'.</homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3791" end="3792">
  <br />
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3792" end="3828">
  <strongbad>Just because something rhymes doesn't mean it's good life advice!</strongbad>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3829" end="3862">
  <homestar>Ah! And <em>that's</em> a perfect example of cheesing.</homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3863" end="3895">
  <homestar>You're a textbook case, Strong Bad. Textbook!</homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3898" end="3924" speaker="homestar">Aaand speaking of textbooks...</line>
<line start="3925" end="3965" speaker="homestar">Don't forget to purchase <em>my</em> new book at the upcoming...</line>
<line start="3968" end="3999" voiceover="true">
  <announcer>Always Be's Do'sing 3 Day Life Cleanse Seminar,</announcer>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4000" end="4036" voiceover="true">
  <announcer>at Bubsmfort Inn & Suites Conference Center!</announcer>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4037" end="4085" voiceover="true">
  <announcer>Rid yourself of damaging cheesing and choosing with guest speakers including...</announcer>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4086" end="4100" voiceover="true">
  <announcer>Homestar Runner!</announcer>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4101" end="4135" voiceover="true">
  <announcer>Founder of the totally-not-cult-like ABD movement!</announcer>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4136" end="4174">
  <homestar>Changin' attitudes with rhymin' platitudes!</homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4175" end="4176">
  <br />
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4177" end="4227" voiceover="true">
  <announcer>Entrepreneurial be's do'ser and self-made do's be'ser, Bubs!</announcer>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4228" end="4251">
  <bubs>I'm stickin' with leg boats!</bubs>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4252" end="4255">
  <br />
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4256" end="4323" voiceover="true">
  <announcer>And the creator of File Folder Shaped Vitamins and File Folder Shaped Vitamin Thumb Drives, Strong Bad!</announcer>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4324" end="4367">
  <strongbad>I hope the hotel's breakfast bar can do omelettes!</strongbad>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4368" end="4372">
  <br />
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4373" end="4419" voiceover="true">
  <announcer>All this and more at the Always Be's Do'sing 3 Day Life Cleanse Seminar!</announcer>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4420" end="4425">
  <br />
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4426" end="4462">
  <homestar>If you're not attending, you're gonna be... <span style="visibility:hidden">lending... your neighbor... a... yard tool.</span></homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4463" end="4478">
  <homestar>If you're not attending, you're gonna be... lending.<span style="visibility:hidden">.. your neighbor... a... yard tool.</span></homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4479" end="4493">
  <homestar>If you're not attending, you're gonna be... lending... your neighbor... <span style="visibility:hidden">a... yard tool.</span></homestar>
  <sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="4494" end="4503" speaker="homestar">If you're not attending, you're gonna be... lending... your neighbor... a... <span style="visibility:hidden">yard tool.</span></line>
<line start="4504" end="4522" speaker="homestar">If you're not attending, you're gonna be... lending... your neighbor... a... yard tool.</line>
<line start="4523" end="4536" speaker="homestar">Like a shovel.</line>
<line start="4537" end="4550" speaker="homestar">Or a rake.</line>
<line start="4553" end="4561" speaker="homestar">Yeah.</line>
<line start="4567" end="4579" speaker="homestar">Yeah, that's great.</line>
<line start="4581" end="4591" speaker="homestar">See you at the conference! <span style="visibility:hidden">ABD! Not a cult! Wooo!</span></line>
<line start="4592" end="4599" speaker="homestar">See you at the conference! ABD! <span style="visibility:hidden">Not a cult! Wooo!</span></line>
<line start="4600" end="4606" speaker="homestar">See you at the conference! ABD! Not a cult! <span style="visibility:hidden">Wooo!</span></line>
<line start="4607" end="4615" speaker="homestar">See you at the conference! ABD! Not a cult! Wooo!</line>
<line start="4630" end="4652" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">C-G-eeow!</line>

<line start="4777" end="4838" speaker="folly" voiceover="true">...and... a... and then people might think it's gonna be loading forever...</line>
<line start="4841" end="4855" speaker="folly">...and then it's like—</line>
<line start="4864" end="4904" speaker="folly">Stinkoman comes up and punches Bubs in the face.</line>
<line start="4905" end="4913">
  <sfx>powering up</sfx>
  <stinkoman>Aaah!</stinkoman>
</line>
<line start="4914" end="4925" speaker="sfx">punch</line>
<line start="4936" end="4948" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>

<line start="4967" end="5015" speaker="strongsad">Always be'sing and do'sing and never cheesing or choosing,</line>
<line start="5016" end="5026" speaker="strongsad">and always—</line>
<line start="5030" end="5034" speaker="strongsad">Hey! I beat the end boss!</line>
<line start="5035" end="5066">
  <strongsad>Hey! I beat the end boss!</strongsad>
  <sfx>video game music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="5069" end="5084" speaker="sfx">claps</line>

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