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&lt;line start=&quot;17&quot; end=&quot;73&quot; speaker=&quot;announcer&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;We now return to the firty-tirst annual fall float parade.&lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;74&quot; end=&quot;99&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Okay, den, welcome back. &lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;100&quot; end=&quot;211&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;First, please allow me to apologize to my co-host, here, for any inapprapriate comments I may have made while we was at commercial.&lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;212&quot; end=&quot;237&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot; volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;That's two strikes, Coach Z.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;238&quot; end=&quot;260&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Yes, yes, what fun!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;261&quot; end=&quot;284&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;So, next up is good old Bubs.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;285&quot; end=&quot;376&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Yes, good old my favorite type o' guy who I'm just all the time hangin' around and doin' stuff with, Bubs!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;377&quot; end=&quot;401&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; volume=&quot;1.1&quot;&gt;Coach Z, you jerk!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;402&quot; end=&quot;407&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Ohhh.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;408&quot; end=&quot;433&quot;&gt;&lt;bubs volume=&quot;1.1&quot;&gt;Coach Z, you jerk!&lt;/bubs&gt; &lt;coachz voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Oh.&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;434&quot; end=&quot;442&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I see then.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;443&quot; end=&quot;454&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; volume=&quot;1.1&quot;&gt;Coach Z—&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;455&quot; end=&quot;467&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;That's very—&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;468&quot; end=&quot;484&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; volume=&quot;1.1&quot;&gt;—you JERK!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;485&quot; end=&quot;499&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;—overt.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;500&quot; end=&quot;563&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Oh, now here's somethin' that doesn't appear to be makin' fun of me. It's the Pam Pam b'loon!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;564&quot; end=&quot;603&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;That's &quot;Pom Pom balloon&quot; for those of you who don't speak Coach Z. &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;604&quot; end=&quot;631&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Always a hit with the ladies, that Pom Pom.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;632&quot; end=&quot;668&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And never a hit with anyone, it's Homsar! &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;669&quot; end=&quot;692&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Oh, and there's another Homsar.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;693&quot; end=&quot;748&quot;&gt; &lt;homsar&gt;Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!&lt;/homsar&gt; &lt;homsar&gt;Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!&lt;/homsar&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;749&quot; end=&quot;813&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Oh, now this is just adorable. Homestar Runner's sweatshirt float.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;814&quot; end=&quot;845&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Looks more like a &quot;swee-atshirt&quot; float to me.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;846&quot; end=&quot;882&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;You say tomater, I zader matermorts.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;883&quot; end=&quot;948&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Marzipan, help! I woke up in this pile of swee-atshirts and I don't know how to stop it! &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;949&quot; end=&quot;1007&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I'm s'posed to be watching Bubs' concession stand while he's in some ridiculous parade!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1008&quot; end=&quot;1052&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;And I'm pretty sure a rat just bit my knee.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1053&quot; end=&quot;1095&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Oh, that's great, sweetie. Say hi to that bee for me.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1096&quot; end=&quot;1114&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Hi, bee.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1115&quot; end=&quot;1202&quot;&gt;&lt;coachz voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Well, it looks like Bubs has come to his senses and entered a proper float in the parade. 'Attaboy, Bubs!&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;strongmad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;grunting&lt;/strongmad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1203&quot; end=&quot;1251&quot;&gt;&lt;marzipan voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' Concession Stand.&lt;/marzipan&gt;&lt;strongmad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;grunting&lt;/strongmad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1252&quot; end=&quot;1280&quot;&gt;&lt;coachz voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Oh. Serves him right, then.&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;strongmad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;grunting&lt;/strongmad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1281&quot; end=&quot;1308&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Oh, and here comes one of my favorites: &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1309&quot; end=&quot;1365&quot;&gt;&lt;coachz&gt;the K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band!&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;band plays King of Town theme&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1366&quot; end=&quot;1412&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;band plays King of Town theme&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1413&quot; end=&quot;1440&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;A-break it down for me, fell-as!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1441&quot; end=&quot;1496&quot;&gt;&lt;coachz voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Oh, yeah! I'm feeling this!&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;band plays hip-hop beat&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1497&quot; end=&quot;1572&quot;&gt;&lt;coachz voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;One two, one two, keep it &quot;flond&quot;! Listen to me cause Coach Z's, he's got it goin' on!&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;band plays hip-hop beat&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1573&quot; end=&quot;1625&quot;&gt;&lt;coachz&gt;I'm a pretty nice guy with fairly good teeth! C'mon, watch me—&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;band plays hip-hop beat&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1626&quot; end=&quot;1663&quot;&gt;&lt;marzipan&gt;No more free-styling. It's really annoying.&lt;/marzipan&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;band plays hip-hop beat&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1664&quot; end=&quot;1726&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Ah, and here's Strong Bad's annual not-even-remotely-fall-related float.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1727&quot; end=&quot;1778&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Is it just me, or does one of those snowmen look suspiciously like Strong Sad?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1779&quot; end=&quot;1810&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Nah, Strong Sad's yellow.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1811&quot; end=&quot;1825&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Ptooey! &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1826&quot; end=&quot;1900&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Strong Bad, I thought you said our float was going to be &quot;Celebrating Our Nation's Covered Bridges!&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1901&quot; end=&quot;1981&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;No, I said our float was going to be &quot;Sticking-You-in-a-Fake-Snowman-and-Beating-You-Senseless-With-Nunchucks...&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt; Covered Bridges.&quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1982&quot; end=&quot;1997&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;No, I said our float was going to be &quot;Sticking-You-in-a-Fake-Snowman-and-Beating-You-Senseless-With-Nunchucks... Covered Bridges.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1998&quot; end=&quot;2037&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Well, how on earth did I misunderstand all that?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2038&quot; end=&quot;2096&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I don't know, man. You hear the words &quot;covered bridges&quot; and you just go into a trance.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2097&quot; end=&quot;2170&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Ohhh, covered bridges... Waaaaooo....&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2199&quot; end=&quot;2252&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And, as always, bringing up the rear, it's the Marshie balloon!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2253&quot; end=&quot;2304&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Man, that thing has got to frighten some children!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2305&quot; end=&quot;2325&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Is anyone guiding that balloon?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2326&quot; end=&quot;2353&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;screams&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2354&quot; end=&quot;2365&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;Run for your lives!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2366&quot; end=&quot;2387&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Argh! I regret everything! &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2403&quot; end=&quot;2543&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;marching band music plays&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2548&quot; end=&quot;2593&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Homestar Runner, you have truly outdone yourself! &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2594&quot; end=&quot;2638&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Old Mista' Bubs will never know the difference!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2645&quot; end=&quot;2671&quot; speaker=&quot;strongmad&quot;&gt;CAN I KEEP IT? &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2672&quot; end=&quot;2706&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;No, you can't keep it. Now go put that thing back. &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2707&quot; end=&quot;2739&quot; speaker=&quot;strongmad&quot;&gt;IT FOLLOWED ME HOME!!! &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2740&quot; end=&quot;2770&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Uh, yeah. That's not true.&lt;/line&gt;
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<line start="17" end="73" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">We now return to the firty-tirst annual fall float parade.</line>
<line start="74" end="99" speaker="coachz">Okay, den, welcome back. </line>
<line start="100" end="211" speaker="coachz">First, please allow me to apologize to my co-host, here, for any inapprapriate comments I may have made while we was at commercial.</line>
<line start="212" end="237" speaker="marzipan" volume="0.9">That's two strikes, Coach Z.</line>
<line start="238" end="260" speaker="coachz">Yes, yes, what fun!</line>
<line start="261" end="284" speaker="marzipan">So, next up is good old Bubs.</line>
<line start="285" end="376" speaker="coachz">Yes, good old my favorite type o' guy who I'm just all the time hangin' around and doin' stuff with, Bubs!</line>
<line start="377" end="401" speaker="bubs" volume="1.1">Coach Z, you jerk!</line>
<line start="402" end="407" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Ohhh.</line>
<line start="408" end="433"><bubs volume="1.1">Coach Z, you jerk!</bubs> <coachz voiceover="voiceover">Oh.</coachz></line>
<line start="434" end="442" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">I see then.</line>
<line start="443" end="454" speaker="bubs" volume="1.1">Coach Z—</line>
<line start="455" end="467" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">That's very—</line>
<line start="468" end="484" speaker="bubs" volume="1.1">—you JERK!</line>
<line start="485" end="499" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">—overt.</line>
<line start="500" end="563" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, now here's somethin' that doesn't appear to be makin' fun of me. It's the Pam Pam b'loon!</line>
<line start="564" end="603" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">That's "Pom Pom balloon" for those of you who don't speak Coach Z. </line>
<line start="604" end="631" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Always a hit with the ladies, that Pom Pom.</line>
<line start="632" end="668" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">And never a hit with anyone, it's Homsar! </line>
<line start="669" end="692" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and there's another Homsar.</line>
<line start="693" end="748"> <homsar>Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!</homsar> <homsar>Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!</homsar></line>
<line start="749" end="813" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, now this is just adorable. Homestar Runner's sweatshirt float.</line>
<line start="814" end="845" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Looks more like a "swee-atshirt" float to me.</line>
<line start="846" end="882" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">You say tomater, I zader matermorts.</line>
<line start="883" end="948" speaker="homestar">Marzipan, help! I woke up in this pile of swee-atshirts and I don't know how to stop it! </line>
<line start="949" end="1007" speaker="homestar">I'm s'posed to be watching Bubs' concession stand while he's in some ridiculous parade!</line>
<line start="1008" end="1052" speaker="homestar">And I'm pretty sure a rat just bit my knee.</line>
<line start="1053" end="1095" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, that's great, sweetie. Say hi to that bee for me.</line>
<line start="1096" end="1114" speaker="homestar">Hi, bee.</line>
<line start="1115" end="1202"><coachz voiceover="voiceover">Well, it looks like Bubs has come to his senses and entered a proper float in the parade. 'Attaboy, Bubs!</coachz><strongmad sfx="sfx">grunting</strongmad></line>
<line start="1203" end="1251"><marzipan voiceover="voiceover">I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' Concession Stand.</marzipan><strongmad sfx="sfx">grunting</strongmad></line>
<line start="1252" end="1280"><coachz voiceover="voiceover">Oh. Serves him right, then.</coachz><strongmad sfx="sfx">grunting</strongmad></line>
<line start="1281" end="1308" speaker="coachz">Oh, and here comes one of my favorites: </line>
<line start="1309" end="1365"><coachz>the K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band!</coachz><sfx>band plays King of Town theme</sfx></line>
<line start="1366" end="1412" speaker="sfx">band plays King of Town theme</line>
<line start="1413" end="1440" speaker="kingoftown">A-break it down for me, fell-as!</line>
<line start="1441" end="1496"><coachz voiceover="voiceover">Oh, yeah! I'm feeling this!</coachz><sfx>band plays hip-hop beat</sfx></line>
<line start="1497" end="1572"><coachz voiceover="voiceover">One two, one two, keep it "flond"! Listen to me cause Coach Z's, he's got it goin' on!</coachz><sfx>band plays hip-hop beat</sfx></line>
<line start="1573" end="1625"><coachz>I'm a pretty nice guy with fairly good teeth! C'mon, watch me—</coachz><sfx>band plays hip-hop beat</sfx></line>
<line start="1626" end="1663"><marzipan>No more free-styling. It's really annoying.</marzipan><sfx>band plays hip-hop beat</sfx></line>
<line start="1664" end="1726" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Ah, and here's Strong Bad's annual not-even-remotely-fall-related float.</line>
<line start="1727" end="1778" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Is it just me, or does one of those snowmen look suspiciously like Strong Sad?</line>
<line start="1779" end="1810" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Nah, Strong Sad's yellow.</line>
<line start="1811" end="1825" speaker="strongsad">Ptooey! </line>
<line start="1826" end="1900" speaker="strongsad">Strong Bad, I thought you said our float was going to be "Celebrating Our Nation's Covered Bridges!"</line>
<line start="1901" end="1981" speaker="strongbad">No, I said our float was going to be "Sticking-You-in-a-Fake-Snowman-and-Beating-You-Senseless-With-Nunchucks...<span style="visibility:hidden"> Covered Bridges."</span></line>
<line start="1982" end="1997" speaker="strongbad">No, I said our float was going to be "Sticking-You-in-a-Fake-Snowman-and-Beating-You-Senseless-With-Nunchucks... Covered Bridges."</line>
<line start="1998" end="2037" speaker="strongsad">Well, how on earth did I misunderstand all that?</line>
<line start="2038" end="2096" speaker="strongbad">I don't know, man. You hear the words "covered bridges" and you just go into a trance.</line>
<line start="2097" end="2170" speaker="strongsad">Ohhh, covered bridges... Waaaaooo....</line>
<line start="2199" end="2252" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">And, as always, bringing up the rear, it's the Marshie balloon!</line>
<line start="2253" end="2304" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Man, that thing has got to frighten some children!</line>
<line start="2305" end="2325" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Is anyone guiding that balloon?</line>
<line start="2326" end="2353" speaker="thecheat">screams</line>
<line start="2354" end="2365" speaker="marzipan">Run for your lives!</line>
<line start="2366" end="2387" speaker="coachz">Argh! I regret everything! </line>
<line start="2403" end="2543" speaker="sfx">marching band music plays</line>
<line start="2548" end="2593" speaker="homestar">Homestar Runner, you have truly outdone yourself! </line>
<line start="2594" end="2638" speaker="homestar">Old Mista' Bubs will never know the difference!</line>
<line start="2645" end="2671" speaker="strongmad">CAN I KEEP IT? </line>
<line start="2672" end="2706" speaker="strongbad">No, you can't keep it. Now go put that thing back. </line>
<line start="2707" end="2739" speaker="strongmad">IT FOLLOWED ME HOME!!! </line>
<line start="2740" end="2770" speaker="strongbad">Uh, yeah. That's not true.</line>
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<line start="17" end="73" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">We now return to the firty-tirst annual fall float parade.</line>
<line start="74" end="99" speaker="coachz">Okay, den, welcome back. </line>
<line start="100" end="211" speaker="coachz">First, please allow me to apologize to my co-host, here, for any inapprapriate comments I may have made while we was at commercial.</line>
<line start="212" end="237" speaker="marzipan" volume="0.9">That's two strikes, Coach Z.</line>
<line start="238" end="260" speaker="coachz">Yes, yes, what fun!</line>
<line start="261" end="284" speaker="marzipan">So, next up is good old Bubs.</line>
<line start="285" end="376" speaker="coachz">Yes, good old my favorite type o' guy who I'm just all the time hangin' around and doin' stuff with, Bubs!</line>
<line start="377" end="401" speaker="bubs" volume="1.1">Coach Z, you jerk!</line>
<line start="402" end="407" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Ohhh.</line>
<line start="408" end="433"><bubs volume="1.1">Coach Z, you jerk!</bubs> <coachz voiceover="voiceover">Oh.</coachz></line>
<line start="434" end="442" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">I see then.</line>
<line start="443" end="454" speaker="bubs" volume="1.1">Coach Z—</line>
<line start="455" end="467" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">That's very—</line>
<line start="468" end="484" speaker="bubs" volume="1.1">—you JERK!</line>
<line start="485" end="499" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">—overt.</line>
<line start="500" end="563" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, now here's somethin' that doesn't appear to be makin' fun of me. It's the Pam Pam b'loon!</line>
<line start="564" end="603" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">That's "Pom Pom balloon" for those of you who don't speak Coach Z. </line>
<line start="604" end="631" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Always a hit with the ladies, that Pom Pom.</line>
<line start="632" end="668" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">And never a hit with anyone, it's Homsar! </line>
<line start="669" end="692" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and there's another Homsar.</line>
<line start="693" end="748"> <homsar>Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!</homsar> <homsar>Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!</homsar></line>
<line start="749" end="813" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, now this is just adorable. Homestar Runner's sweatshirt float.</line>
<line start="814" end="845" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Looks more like a "swee-atshirt" float to me.</line>
<line start="846" end="882" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">You say tomater, I zader matermorts.</line>
<line start="883" end="948" speaker="homestar">Marzipan, help! I woke up in this pile of swee-atshirts and I don't know how to stop it! </line>
<line start="949" end="1007" speaker="homestar">I'm s'posed to be watching Bubs' concession stand while he's in some ridiculous parade!</line>
<line start="1008" end="1052" speaker="homestar">And I'm pretty sure a rat just bit my knee.</line>
<line start="1053" end="1095" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, that's great, sweetie. Say hi to that bee for me.</line>
<line start="1096" end="1114" speaker="homestar">Hi, bee.</line>
<line start="1115" end="1202"><coachz voiceover="voiceover">Well, it looks like Bubs has come to his senses and entered a proper float in the parade. 'Attaboy, Bubs!</coachz><strongmad sfx="sfx">grunting</strongmad></line>
<line start="1203" end="1251"><marzipan voiceover="voiceover">I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' Concession Stand.</marzipan><strongmad sfx="sfx">grunting</strongmad></line>
<line start="1252" end="1280"><coachz voiceover="voiceover">Oh. Serves him right, then.</coachz><strongmad sfx="sfx">grunting</strongmad></line>
<line start="1281" end="1308" speaker="coachz">Oh, and here comes one of my favorites: </line>
<line start="1309" end="1365"><coachz>the K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band!</coachz><sfx>band plays King of Town theme</sfx></line>
<line start="1366" end="1412" speaker="sfx">band plays King of Town theme</line>
<line start="1413" end="1440" speaker="kingoftown">A-break it down for me, fell-as!</line>
<line start="1441" end="1496"><coachz voiceover="voiceover">Oh, yeah! I'm feeling this!</coachz><sfx>band plays hip-hop beat</sfx></line>
<line start="1497" end="1572"><coachz voiceover="voiceover">One two, one two, keep it "flond"! Listen to me cause Coach Z's, he's got it goin' on!</coachz><sfx>band plays hip-hop beat</sfx></line>
<line start="1573" end="1625"><coachz>I'm a pretty nice guy with fairly good teeth! C'mon, watch me—</coachz><sfx>band plays hip-hop beat</sfx></line>
<line start="1626" end="1663"><marzipan>No more free-styling. It's really annoying.</marzipan><sfx>band plays hip-hop beat</sfx></line>
<line start="1664" end="1726" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Ah, and here's Strong Bad's annual not-even-remotely-fall-related float.</line>
<line start="1727" end="1778" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Is it just me, or does one of those snowmen look suspiciously like Strong Sad?</line>
<line start="1779" end="1810" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Nah, Strong Sad's yellow.</line>
<line start="1811" end="1825" speaker="strongsad">Ptooey! </line>
<line start="1826" end="1900" speaker="strongsad">Strong Bad, I thought you said our float was going to be "Celebrating Our Nation's Covered Bridges!"</line>
<line start="1901" end="1981" speaker="strongbad">No, I said our float was going to be "Sticking-You-in-a-Fake-Snowman-and-Beating-You-Senseless-With-Nunchucks...<span style="visibility:hidden"> Covered Bridges."</span></line>
<line start="1982" end="1997" speaker="strongbad">No, I said our float was going to be "Sticking-You-in-a-Fake-Snowman-and-Beating-You-Senseless-With-Nunchucks... Covered Bridges."</line>
<line start="1998" end="2037" speaker="strongsad">Well, how on earth did I misunderstand all that?</line>
<line start="2038" end="2096" speaker="strongbad">I don't know, man. You hear the words "covered bridges" and you just go into a trance.</line>
<line start="2097" end="2170" speaker="strongsad">Ohhh, covered bridges... Waaaaooo....</line>
<line start="2199" end="2252" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">And, as always, bringing up the rear, it's the Marshie balloon!</line>
<line start="2253" end="2304" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Man, that thing has got to frighten some children!</line>
<line start="2305" end="2325" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Is anyone guiding that balloon?</line>
<line start="2326" end="2353" speaker="thecheat">screams</line>
<line start="2354" end="2365" speaker="marzipan">Run for your lives!</line>
<line start="2366" end="2387" speaker="coachz">Argh! I regret everything! </line>
<line start="2403" end="2543" speaker="sfx">marching band music plays</line>
<line start="2548" end="2593" speaker="homestar">Homestar Runner, you have truly outdone yourself! </line>
<line start="2594" end="2638" speaker="homestar">Old Mista' Bubs will never know the difference!</line>
<line start="2645" end="2671" speaker="strongmad">CAN I KEEP IT? </line>
<line start="2672" end="2706" speaker="strongbad">No, you can't keep it. Now go put that thing back. </line>
<line start="2707" end="2739" speaker="strongmad">IT FOLLOWED ME HOME!!! </line>
<line start="2740" end="2770" speaker="strongbad">Uh, yeah. That's not true.</line>
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