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[[Subtitles:fisheyelens/fi|fi]] 
  &lt;line start=&quot;35&quot; end=&quot;50&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Strong Bad!&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;51&quot; end=&quot;70&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Strong Bad, wake up!&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;71&quot; end=&quot;85&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;mumbling&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;86&quot; end=&quot;101&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Blackthorne.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;102&quot; end=&quot;109&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;more mumbling&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;110&quot; end=&quot;130&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;The people need your help!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;131&quot; end=&quot;143&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Wait, the who?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;144&quot; end=&quot;159&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;I mean the pyorple!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;160&quot; end=&quot;166&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;There you go!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;167&quot; end=&quot;178&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;They need your help!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;179&quot; end=&quot;224&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;It's been too long since they had a number one jam.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;225&quot; end=&quot;270&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;They been scrapin' dope rhymes up off the kitchen floor&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;271&quot; end=&quot;288&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;just to survive!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;289&quot; end=&quot;317&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Another number one jam?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;318&quot; end=&quot;344&quot;&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;All right, I'll do it.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;sfx&gt;rap beat begins&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;349&quot; end=&quot;363&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;For the pyorple.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;368&quot; end=&quot;398&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Woke up this mornin' in a rap song video&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;399&quot; end=&quot;426&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Can ya help me with my hip hop ditty, yo?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;427&quot; end=&quot;451&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Well, Coach Z, that all depends&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;452&quot; end=&quot;484&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Can ya get ya green mittens on a fisheye lens?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;485&quot; end=&quot;495&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;Waughmp waughmp&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;496&quot; end=&quot;522&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;I'm sorry, did you just say, &quot;Waughmp waughmp&quot;?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;524&quot; end=&quot;550&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;That's right! And you know what that means!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;551&quot; end=&quot;557&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;I don't!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;558&quot; end=&quot;580&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Things are about to get&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;581&quot; end=&quot;596&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;...bulbous.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;608&quot; end=&quot;630&quot;&gt;
    &lt;coachz&gt;Waughmp waughmp! I bought a fisheye lens&lt;/coachz&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;Waughmp waughmp! I bought a fisheye lens&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;sfx&gt;Waughmp waughmp&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;631&quot; end=&quot;660&quot;&gt;
    &lt;coachz&gt;And make a rap vider&lt;!--sic--&gt;o with a couple of friends&lt;/coachz&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;And make a rap video with a couple of friends&lt;/strongbad&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;661&quot; end=&quot;665&quot;&gt;
    &lt;coachz&gt;It goes, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;waughmp waughmp!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/coachz&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;It goes, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;waughmp waughmp!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strongbad&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;666&quot; end=&quot;677&quot;&gt;
    &lt;coachz&gt;It goes, waughmp waughmp!&lt;/coachz&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;It goes, waughmp waughmp!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;sfx&gt;Waughmp waughmp&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;678&quot; end=&quot;690&quot;&gt;
    &lt;coachz&gt;All the ladies and mens&lt;/coachz&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;All the ladies and mens&lt;/strongbad&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;691&quot; end=&quot;725&quot;&gt;
    &lt;coachz&gt;They know everything is better with a fisheye lens&lt;/coachz&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;They know everything is better with a fisheye lens&lt;/strongbad&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;734&quot; end=&quot;754&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Hey, that chorus wasn't kidding!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;755&quot; end=&quot;782&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Check out how cool my rap points look!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;783&quot; end=&quot;797&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;With a fisheye lens,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;798&quot; end=&quot;836&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You don't need to know how to rap, or skateboard, or do anything well!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;841&quot; end=&quot;874&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Just put the camera on the ground and aim it up&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;875&quot; end=&quot;900&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;My kicks look huge and my crew looks tough&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;901&quot; end=&quot;917&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;We got bulbous hands&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;918&quot; end=&quot;932&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;And bulbous feet&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;933&quot; end=&quot;946&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Turn your back to the camera&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;947&quot; end=&quot;968&quot;&gt;
&lt;coachz&gt;Shake those bulbous cheeks!&lt;/coachz&gt;
&lt;strongbad&gt;Shake those bulbous cheeks!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;970&quot; end=&quot;985&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Aw, look at that!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;986&quot; end=&quot;1010&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;I've got a considerable rear shelf!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1011&quot; end=&quot;1026&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;That makes me uncomfortable!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1027&quot; end=&quot;1035&quot;&gt;
&lt;coachz&gt;Waughmp waughmp!&lt;/coachz&gt;
&lt;sfx&gt;Waughmp waughmp&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1036&quot; end=&quot;1051&quot;&gt;
&lt;coachz&gt;I bought a fisheye lens&lt;/coachz&gt;
&lt;strongbad&gt;I bought a fisheye lens&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1052&quot; end=&quot;1081&quot;&gt;
&lt;coachz&gt;And make a rap vider&lt;!--sic--&gt;o with a couple of friends&lt;/coachz&gt;
&lt;strongbad&gt;And make a rap video with a couple of friends&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1082&quot; end=&quot;1086&quot;&gt;
&lt;coachz&gt;It goes, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;waughmp waughmp!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/coachz&gt;
&lt;strongbad&gt;It goes, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;waughmp waughmp!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1087&quot; end=&quot;1097&quot;&gt;
&lt;coachz&gt;It goes, waughmp waughmp!&lt;/coachz&gt;
&lt;strongbad&gt;It goes, waughmp waughmp!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;sfx&gt;Waughmp waughmp&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1098&quot; end=&quot;1111&quot;&gt;
&lt;coachz&gt;All the ladies and mens&lt;/coachz&gt;
&lt;strongbad&gt;All the ladies and mens&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1112&quot; end=&quot;1141&quot;&gt;
&lt;coachz&gt;They know everything is better with a fisheye lens&lt;/coachz&gt;
&lt;strongbad&gt;They know everything is better with a fisheye lens&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1142&quot; end=&quot;1171&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;And once you use the fisheye, well, you just can't stap&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1172&quot; end=&quot;1187&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;It used to be kind of expensive&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1188&quot; end=&quot;1203&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;But then the price &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;draeerrrrrrped&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1204&quot; end=&quot;1233&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;But then the price draeerrrrrrped&lt;/line&gt;
 
        &lt;line start=&quot;1234&quot; end=&quot;1257&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I jumped in slow motion&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1258&quot; end=&quot;1271&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Off the curb&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1272&quot; end=&quot;1287&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Without a skateboard&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1288&quot; end=&quot;1301&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;That should look absurd&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1302&quot; end=&quot;1321&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;But with my fisheye lens&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1322&quot; end=&quot;1337&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Hey, haven't ya heard?&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1338&quot; end=&quot;1357&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I got the moves so smooth&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1358&quot; end=&quot;1373&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Make ya mom say:&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1388&quot; end=&quot;1419&quot; speaker=&quot;other&quot;&gt;Those are some exceptionally smooth moves.&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1420&quot; end=&quot;1427&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;scratching noises&lt;/line&gt;
 
        &lt;line start=&quot;1428&quot; end=&quot;1434&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Coach Z!&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1435&quot; end=&quot;1442&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;SB!&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1443&quot; end=&quot;1455&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Whatcha got for me?&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1456&quot; end=&quot;1463&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;I got the&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1464&quot; end=&quot;1466&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;F-&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;I-S-H-E-Y-E! Lens!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1467&quot; end=&quot;1470&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;F-I-&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;S-H-E-Y-E! Lens!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1471&quot; end=&quot;1473&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;F-I-S-&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;H-E-Y-E! Lens!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1474&quot; end=&quot;1477&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;F-I-S-H-&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;E-Y-E! Lens!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1478&quot; end=&quot;1480&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;F-I-S-H-E-&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;Y-E! Lens!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1481&quot; end=&quot;1483&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;F-I-S-H-E-Y-&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;E! Lens!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1484&quot; end=&quot;1486&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;F-I-S-H-E-Y-E!&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt; Lens!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1487&quot; end=&quot;1496&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;F-I-S-H-E-Y-E! Lens!&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1497&quot; end=&quot;1516&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Let's pretends I got ten girlfriends&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1517&quot; end=&quot;1531&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;And make amends in my Benz&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1532&quot; end=&quot;1546&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;With a fisheye lens&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1547&quot; end=&quot;1551&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;It goes&lt;/line&gt;
 
        &lt;line start=&quot;1552&quot; end=&quot;1560&quot;&gt;
            &lt;strongbad&gt;Waughmp waughmp!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
            &lt;sfx&gt;Waughmp waughmp&lt;/sfx&gt;
        &lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1561&quot; end=&quot;1576&quot;&gt;
            &lt;coachz&gt;I bought a fisheye lens&lt;/coachz&gt;
            &lt;strongbad&gt;I bought a fisheye lens&lt;/strongbad&gt;
        &lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1577&quot; end=&quot;1606&quot;&gt;
            &lt;coachz&gt;And make a rap videos with a couple of friends&lt;/coachz&gt;
            &lt;strongbad&gt;And make a rap videos with a couple of friends&lt;/strongbad&gt;
        &lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1607&quot; end=&quot;1611&quot;&gt;
            &lt;coachz&gt;It goes, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;waughmp waughmp!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/coachz&gt;
            &lt;strongbad&gt;It goes, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;waughmp waughmp!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strongbad&gt;
        &lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1612&quot; end=&quot;1622&quot;&gt;
            &lt;coachz&gt;It goes, waughmp waughmp!&lt;/coachz&gt;
            &lt;strongbad&gt;It goes, waughmp waughmp!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
            &lt;sfx&gt;Waughmp waughmp&lt;/sfx&gt;
        &lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1623&quot; end=&quot;1636&quot;&gt;
            &lt;coachz&gt;All the ladies and mens&lt;/coachz&gt;
            &lt;strongbad&gt;All the ladies and mens&lt;/strongbad&gt;
        &lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1637&quot; end=&quot;1679&quot;&gt;
            &lt;coachz&gt;They know everything is better with a fisheye lens!&lt;/coachz&gt;
            &lt;strongbad&gt;They know everything is better with a fisheye lens!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
        &lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1680&quot; end=&quot;1716&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Man, fisheye lens, I bet you could make even lame stuff look cool!&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1717&quot; end=&quot;1723&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Yeah, yeah!&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1724&quot; end=&quot;1750&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What about tax papers?&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1751&quot; end=&quot;1779&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Oh, look at how cool those papes look!&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1780&quot; end=&quot;1809&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;How about a pair of tan pants!&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1810&quot; end=&quot;1852&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ooooh! Somebody say country dish towel!&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1853&quot; end=&quot;1873&quot;&gt;
            &lt;coachz&gt;Country dish towel!&lt;/coachz&gt;
            &lt;all&gt;Country dish towel!&lt;/all&gt;
        &lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1874&quot; end=&quot;1882&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Ahem!&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1883&quot; end=&quot;1910&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I have an idea of what we could try&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1911&quot; end=&quot;1943&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;What happens if you point it at a real fish eye?&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1944&quot; end=&quot;1954&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;splat&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;1955&quot; end=&quot;2011&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;powered by The Cheat computer UI sounds&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;2012&quot; end=&quot;2048&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;whoosh&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;2049&quot; end=&quot;2062&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;popping&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;2063&quot; end=&quot;2086&quot;&gt;
            &lt;strongbad&gt;Aw, man!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
            &lt;coachz&gt;Aw, dag!&lt;/coachz&gt;
        &lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;2087&quot; end=&quot;2102&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;What happened to the honeys?&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;2103&quot; end=&quot;2124&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Bring back the fisheye!&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;2125&quot; end=&quot;2161&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Homestar, you broke our rap song video!&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;2162&quot; end=&quot;2215&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;You turned us into a Dixieland jazz band!&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;2216&quot; end=&quot;2245&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Why y'all gotta be dissin' on Dixieland?&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;2246&quot; end=&quot;2260&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I think it's great!&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;2261&quot; end=&quot;2289&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;It's got several syncopations.&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;2290&quot; end=&quot;2311&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Several syncopations&lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;2312&quot; end=&quot;2314&quot;&gt;
            &lt;strongbad&gt;Awwwwwwwwww!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
        &lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;2315&quot; end=&quot;2316&quot;&gt;
            &lt;strongbad&gt;Awwwwwwwwww!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
            &lt;homestar&gt;Several syncopations, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;several syncopations tonight!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/homestar&gt;
        &lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;2317&quot; end=&quot;2337&quot;&gt;
            &lt;strongbad&gt;Awwwwwwwwww!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
            &lt;homestar&gt;Several syncopations, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;several syncopations tonight!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/homestar&gt;
            &lt;coachz&gt;Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeehhorrrrrp!&lt;/coachz&gt;
        &lt;/line&gt;
        &lt;line start=&quot;2338&quot; end=&quot;2356&quot;&gt;
            &lt;strongbad&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;Awwwwwwwwww!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strongbad&gt;
            &lt;homestar&gt;Several syncopations, several syncopations &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;tonight!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/homestar&gt;
            &lt;coachz&gt;Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeehhorrrrrp!&lt;/coachz&gt;
        &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2357&quot; end=&quot;2376&quot;&gt;
  &lt;strongbad&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;Awwwwwwwwww!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strongbad&gt;
  &lt;homestar&gt;Several syncopations, several syncopations tonight!&lt;/homestar&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2377&quot; end=&quot;2389&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;Waughmp waughmp&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2422&quot; end=&quot;2451&quot;&gt;
  &lt;singers&gt;Several syncopations tonight!&lt;/singers&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2452&quot; end=&quot;2469&quot;&gt;
  &lt;singers&gt;Several syncopations tonight!&lt;/singers&gt;
  &lt;singers volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;Several syncopations tonight!&lt;/singers&gt;
  &lt;singers volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;Several syncopations tonight!&lt;/singers&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2470&quot; end=&quot;2503&quot;&gt;
  &lt;singers&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:none&quot;&gt;Several syncopations tonight!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/singers&gt;
  &lt;singers volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;Several syncopations tonight!&lt;/singers&gt;
  &lt;singers volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;Several syncopations tonight!&lt;/singers&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2513&quot; end=&quot;2540&quot; speaker=&quot;oldstrongbad&quot;&gt;Waughmp waughmp, I say! Waughmp waughmp!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2541&quot; end=&quot;2591&quot; speaker=&quot;oldstrongbad&quot;&gt;Everything &lt;i&gt;is&lt;/i&gt; better with this pescatary oculation!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2607&quot; end=&quot;2634&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;The Cheat! That was incredible!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2635&quot; end=&quot;2761&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;babbling&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2762&quot; end=&quot;2689&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;rhythmic babbling&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2690&quot; end=&quot;2794&quot;&gt;
  &lt;strongbad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;rhythmic babbling&lt;/strongbad&gt;
  &lt;sfx&gt;keyboard beats&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2795&quot; end=&quot;2828&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I'm buying you a pizzaaaaa!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2829&quot; end=&quot;2836&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;splat&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2844&quot; end=&quot;2865&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;The Cheat fanfare noise&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2875&quot; end=&quot;2884&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Whoa!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2885&quot; end=&quot;2921&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Guess I can conjure ceiling pizzas now.&lt;/line&gt;
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  <line start="35" end="50" speaker="coachz">Strong Bad!</line>
  <line start="51" end="70" speaker="coachz">Strong Bad, wake up!</line>
  <line start="71" end="85" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">mumbling</line>
  <line start="86" end="101" speaker="strongbad">Blackthorne.</line>
  <line start="102" end="109" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">more mumbling</line>
  <line start="110" end="130" speaker="coachz">The people need your help!</line>
  <line start="131" end="143" speaker="strongbad">Wait, the who?</line>
  <line start="144" end="159" speaker="coachz">I mean the pyorple!</line>
  <line start="160" end="166" speaker="strongbad">There you go!</line>
  <line start="167" end="178" speaker="coachz">They need your help!</line>
  <line start="179" end="224" speaker="coachz">It's been too long since they had a number one jam.</line>
  <line start="225" end="270" speaker="coachz">They been scrapin' dope rhymes up off the kitchen floor</line>
  <line start="271" end="288" speaker="coachz">just to survive!</line>
  <line start="289" end="317" speaker="strongbad">Another number one jam?</line>
  <line start="318" end="344">
    <strongbad>All right, I'll do it.</strongbad>
    <sfx>rap beat begins</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="349" end="363" speaker="strongbad">For the pyorple.</line>
  <line start="368" end="398" speaker="strongbad">Woke up this mornin' in a rap song video</line>
  <line start="399" end="426" speaker="coachz">Can ya help me with my hip hop ditty, yo?</line>
  <line start="427" end="451" speaker="strongbad">Well, Coach Z, that all depends</line>
  <line start="452" end="484" speaker="strongbad">Can ya get ya green mittens on a fisheye lens?</line>
  <line start="485" end="495" speaker="sfx">Waughmp waughmp</line>
  <line start="496" end="522" speaker="coachz">I'm sorry, did you just say, "Waughmp waughmp"?</line>
  <line start="524" end="550" speaker="strongbad">That's right! And you know what that means!</line>
  <line start="551" end="557" speaker="coachz">I don't!</line>
  <line start="558" end="580" speaker="strongbad">Things are about to get</line>
  <line start="581" end="596" speaker="strongbad">...bulbous.</line>
  <line start="608" end="630">
    <coachz>Waughmp waughmp! I bought a fisheye lens</coachz>
    <strongbad>Waughmp waughmp! I bought a fisheye lens</strongbad>
    <sfx>Waughmp waughmp</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="631" end="660">
    <coachz>And make a rap vider<!--sic-->o with a couple of friends</coachz>
    <strongbad>And make a rap video with a couple of friends</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="661" end="665">
    <coachz>It goes, <span style="visibility:hidden">waughmp waughmp!</span></coachz>
    <strongbad>It goes, <span style="visibility:hidden">waughmp waughmp!</span></strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="666" end="677">
    <coachz>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</coachz>
    <strongbad>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</strongbad>
    <sfx>Waughmp waughmp</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="678" end="690">
    <coachz>All the ladies and mens</coachz>
    <strongbad>All the ladies and mens</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="691" end="725">
    <coachz>They know everything is better with a fisheye lens</coachz>
    <strongbad>They know everything is better with a fisheye lens</strongbad>
  </line>
<line start="734" end="754" speaker="coachz">Hey, that chorus wasn't kidding!</line>
<line start="755" end="782" speaker="coachz">Check out how cool my rap points look!</line>
<line start="783" end="797" speaker="strongbad">With a fisheye lens,</line>
<line start="798" end="836" speaker="strongbad">You don't need to know how to rap, or skateboard, or do anything well!</line>
<line start="841" end="874" speaker="strongbad">Just put the camera on the ground and aim it up</line>
<line start="875" end="900" speaker="coachz">My kicks look huge and my crew looks tough</line>
<line start="901" end="917" speaker="strongbad">We got bulbous hands</line>
<line start="918" end="932" speaker="coachz">And bulbous feet</line>
<line start="933" end="946" speaker="strongbad">Turn your back to the camera</line>
<line start="947" end="968">
<coachz>Shake those bulbous cheeks!</coachz>
<strongbad>Shake those bulbous cheeks!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="970" end="985" speaker="coachz">Aw, look at that!</line>
<line start="986" end="1010" speaker="coachz">I've got a considerable rear shelf!</line>
<line start="1011" end="1026" speaker="strongbad">That makes me uncomfortable!</line>
<line start="1027" end="1035">
<coachz>Waughmp waughmp!</coachz>
<sfx>Waughmp waughmp</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1036" end="1051">
<coachz>I bought a fisheye lens</coachz>
<strongbad>I bought a fisheye lens</strongbad>
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<line start="1052" end="1081">
<coachz>And make a rap vider<!--sic-->o with a couple of friends</coachz>
<strongbad>And make a rap video with a couple of friends</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1082" end="1086">
<coachz>It goes, <span style="visibility:hidden">waughmp waughmp!</span></coachz>
<strongbad>It goes, <span style="visibility:hidden">waughmp waughmp!</span></strongbad>
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<line start="1087" end="1097">
<coachz>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</coachz>
<strongbad>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</strongbad>
<sfx>Waughmp waughmp</sfx>
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<line start="1098" end="1111">
<coachz>All the ladies and mens</coachz>
<strongbad>All the ladies and mens</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1112" end="1141">
<coachz>They know everything is better with a fisheye lens</coachz>
<strongbad>They know everything is better with a fisheye lens</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1142" end="1171" speaker="coachz">And once you use the fisheye, well, you just can't stap</line>
<line start="1172" end="1187" speaker="coachz">It used to be kind of expensive</line>
<line start="1188" end="1203" speaker="coachz">But then the price <span style="visibility:hidden">draeerrrrrrped</span></line>
<line start="1204" end="1233" speaker="coachz">But then the price draeerrrrrrped</line>


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<line start="1234" end="1257" speaker="strongbad">I jumped in slow motion</line>
<line start="1258" end="1271" speaker="strongbad">Off the curb</line>
<line start="1272" end="1287" speaker="strongbad">Without a skateboard</line>
<line start="1288" end="1301" speaker="strongbad">That should look absurd</line>
<line start="1302" end="1321" speaker="strongbad">But with my fisheye lens</line>
<line start="1322" end="1337" speaker="strongbad">Hey, haven't ya heard?</line>
<line start="1338" end="1357" speaker="strongbad">I got the moves so smooth</line>
<line start="1358" end="1373" speaker="strongbad">Make ya mom say:</line>
<line start="1388" end="1419" speaker="other">Those are some exceptionally smooth moves.</line>
<line start="1420" end="1427" speaker="sfx">scratching noises</line>


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<line start="1428" end="1434" speaker="strongbad">Coach Z!</line>
<line start="1435" end="1442" speaker="coachz">SB!</line>
<line start="1443" end="1455" speaker="strongbad">Whatcha got for me?</line>
<line start="1456" end="1463" speaker="coachz">I got the</line>
<line start="1464" end="1466" speaker="strongbad">F-<span style="visibility:hidden">I-S-H-E-Y-E! Lens!</span></line>
<line start="1467" end="1470" speaker="coachz">F-I-<span style="visibility:hidden">S-H-E-Y-E! Lens!</span></line>
<line start="1471" end="1473" speaker="strongbad">F-I-S-<span style="visibility:hidden">H-E-Y-E! Lens!</span></line>
<line start="1474" end="1477" speaker="coachz">F-I-S-H-<span style="visibility:hidden">E-Y-E! Lens!</span></line>
<line start="1478" end="1480" speaker="strongbad">F-I-S-H-E-<span style="visibility:hidden">Y-E! Lens!</span></line>
<line start="1481" end="1483" speaker="coachz">F-I-S-H-E-Y-<span style="visibility:hidden">E! Lens!</span></line>
<line start="1484" end="1486" speaker="strongbad">F-I-S-H-E-Y-E!<span style="visibility:hidden"> Lens!</span></line>
<line start="1487" end="1496" speaker="strongbad">F-I-S-H-E-Y-E! Lens!</line>
<line start="1497" end="1516" speaker="coachz">Let's pretends I got ten girlfriends</line>
<line start="1517" end="1531" speaker="coachz">And make amends in my Benz</line>
<line start="1532" end="1546" speaker="coachz">With a fisheye lens</line>
<line start="1547" end="1551" speaker="coachz">It goes</line>


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<strongbad>Waughmp waughmp!</strongbad>
<sfx>Waughmp waughmp</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1561" end="1576">
<coachz>I bought a fisheye lens</coachz>
<strongbad>I bought a fisheye lens</strongbad>
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<line start="1577" end="1606">
<coachz>And make a rap videos with a couple of friends</coachz>
<strongbad>And make a rap videos with a couple of friends</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1607" end="1611">
<coachz>It goes, <span style="visibility:hidden">waughmp waughmp!</span></coachz>
<strongbad>It goes, <span style="visibility:hidden">waughmp waughmp!</span></strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1612" end="1622">
<coachz>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</coachz>
<strongbad>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</strongbad>
<sfx>Waughmp waughmp</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1623" end="1636">
<coachz>All the ladies and mens</coachz>
<strongbad>All the ladies and mens</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1637" end="1679">
<coachz>They know everything is better with a fisheye lens!</coachz>
<strongbad>They know everything is better with a fisheye lens!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1680" end="1716" speaker="strongbad">Man, fisheye lens, I bet you could make even lame stuff look cool!</line>
<line start="1717" end="1723" speaker="coachz">Yeah, yeah!</line>
<line start="1724" end="1750" speaker="strongbad">What about tax papers?</line>
<line start="1751" end="1779" speaker="coachz">Oh, look at how cool those papes look!</line>
<line start="1780" end="1809" speaker="coachz">How about a pair of tan pants!</line>
<line start="1810" end="1852" speaker="strongbad">Ooooh! Somebody say country dish towel!</line>
<line start="1853" end="1873">
<coachz>Country dish towel!</coachz>
<all>Country dish towel!</all>
</line>
<line start="1874" end="1882" speaker="homestar">Ahem!</line>
<line start="1883" end="1910" speaker="homestar">I have an idea of what we could try</line>
<line start="1911" end="1943" speaker="homestar">What happens if you point it at a real fish eye?</line>
<line start="1944" end="1954" speaker="sfx">splat</line>
<line start="1955" end="2011" speaker="sfx">powered by The Cheat computer UI sounds</line>
<line start="2012" end="2048" speaker="sfx">whoosh</line>
<line start="2049" end="2062" speaker="sfx">popping</line>
<line start="2063" end="2086">
<strongbad>Aw, man!</strongbad>
<coachz>Aw, dag!</coachz>
</line>
<line start="2087" end="2102" speaker="coachz">What happened to the honeys?</line>
<line start="2103" end="2124" speaker="strongbad">Bring back the fisheye!</line>
<line start="2125" end="2161" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, you broke our rap song video!</line>
<line start="2162" end="2215" speaker="coachz">You turned us into a Dixieland jazz band!</line>
<line start="2216" end="2245" speaker="homestar">Why y'all gotta be dissin' on Dixieland?</line>
<line start="2246" end="2260" speaker="homestar">I think it's great!</line>
<line start="2261" end="2289" speaker="homestar">It's got several syncopations.</line>
<line start="2290" end="2311" speaker="homestar">Several syncopations</line>
<line start="2312" end="2314">
<strongbad>Awwwwwwwwww!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2315" end="2316">
<strongbad>Awwwwwwwwww!</strongbad>
<homestar>Several syncopations, <span style="visibility:hidden">several syncopations tonight!</span></homestar>
</line>
<line start="2317" end="2337">
<strongbad>Awwwwwwwwww!</strongbad>
<homestar>Several syncopations, <span style="visibility:hidden">several syncopations tonight!</span></homestar>
<coachz>Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeehhorrrrrp!</coachz>
</line>
<line start="2338" end="2356">
<strongbad><span style="visibility:hidden">Awwwwwwwwww!</span></strongbad>
<homestar>Several syncopations, several syncopations <span style="visibility:hidden">tonight!</span></homestar>
<coachz>Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeehhorrrrrp!</coachz>
</line>
  <line start="2357" end="2376">
  <strongbad><span style="visibility:hidden">Awwwwwwwwww!</span></strongbad>
  <homestar>Several syncopations, several syncopations tonight!</homestar>
  </line>
  <line start="2377" end="2389" speaker="sfx">Waughmp waughmp</line>
  <line start="2422" end="2451">
  <singers>Several syncopations tonight!</singers>
  </line>
  <line start="2452" end="2469">
  <singers>Several syncopations tonight!</singers>
  <singers volume="0.9">Several syncopations tonight!</singers>
  <singers volume="0.9">Several syncopations tonight!</singers>
  </line>
  <line start="2470" end="2503">
  <singers><span style="visibility:none">Several syncopations tonight!</span></singers>
  <singers volume="0.9">Several syncopations tonight!</singers>
  <singers volume="0.9">Several syncopations tonight!</singers>
  </line>
  <line start="2513" end="2540" speaker="oldstrongbad">Waughmp waughmp, I say! Waughmp waughmp!</line>
  <line start="2541" end="2591" speaker="oldstrongbad">Everything <i>is</i> better with this pescatary oculation!</line>
  <line start="2607" end="2634" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat! That was incredible!</line>
  <line start="2635" end="2761" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">babbling</line>
  <line start="2762" end="2689" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">rhythmic babbling</line>
  <line start="2690" end="2794">
  <strongbad sfx="sfx">rhythmic babbling</strongbad>
  <sfx>keyboard beats</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="2795" end="2828" speaker="strongbad">I'm buying you a pizzaaaaa!</line>
  <line start="2829" end="2836" speaker="sfx">splat</line>
  <line start="2844" end="2865" speaker="thecheat" sfx="sfx">The Cheat fanfare noise</line>
  <line start="2875" end="2884" speaker="strongbad">Whoa!</line>
  <line start="2885" end="2921" speaker="strongbad">Guess I can conjure ceiling pizzas now.</line>
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="fisheyelens.swf" width="550" height="400">
   <line start="35" end="50" speaker="coachz">Strong Bad!</line>
   <line start="51" end="70" speaker="coachz">Strong Bad, wake up!</line>
   <line start="71" end="85" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">mumbling</line>
   <line start="86" end="101" speaker="strongbad">Blackthorne.</line>
   <line start="102" end="109" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">more mumbling</line>
   <line start="110" end="130" speaker="coachz">The people need your help!</line>
   <line start="131" end="143" speaker="strongbad">Wait, the who?</line>
   <line start="144" end="159" speaker="coachz">I mean the pyorple!</line>
   <line start="160" end="166" speaker="strongbad">There you go!</line>
   <line start="167" end="178" speaker="coachz">They need your help!</line>
   <line start="179" end="224" speaker="coachz">It's been too long since they had a number one jam.</line>
   <line start="225" end="270" speaker="coachz">They been scrapin' dope rhymes up off the kitchen floor</line>
   <line start="271" end="288" speaker="coachz">just to survive!</line>
   <line start="289" end="317" speaker="strongbad">Another number one jam?</line>
   <line start="318" end="344">
     <strongbad>All right, I'll do it.</strongbad>
     <sfx>rap beat begins</sfx>
   </line>
   <line start="349" end="363" speaker="strongbad">For the pyorple.</line>
   <line start="368" end="398" speaker="strongbad">Woke up this mornin' in a rap song video</line>
   <line start="399" end="426" speaker="coachz">Can ya help me with my hip hop ditty, yo?</line>
   <line start="427" end="451" speaker="strongbad">Well, Coach Z, that all depends</line>
   <line start="452" end="484" speaker="strongbad">Can ya get ya green mittens on a fisheye lens?</line>
   <line start="485" end="495" speaker="sfx">Waughmp waughmp</line>
   <line start="496" end="522" speaker="coachz">I'm sorry, did you just say, "Waughmp waughmp"?</line>
   <line start="524" end="550" speaker="strongbad">That's right! And you know what that means!</line>
   <line start="551" end="557" speaker="coachz">I don't!</line>
   <line start="558" end="580" speaker="strongbad">Things are about to get</line>
   <line start="581" end="596" speaker="strongbad">...bulbous.</line>
   <line start="608" end="630">
     <coachz>Waughmp waughmp! I bought a fisheye lens</coachz>
     <strongbad>Waughmp waughmp! I bought a fisheye lens</strongbad>
     <sfx>Waughmp waughmp</sfx>
   </line>
   <line start="631" end="660">
     <coachz>And make a rap vider<!--sic-->o with a couple of friends</coachz>
     <strongbad>And make a rap video with a couple of friends</strongbad>
   </line>
   <line start="661" end="665">
     <coachz>It goes, <span style="visibility:hidden">waughmp waughmp!</span></coachz>
     <strongbad>It goes, <span style="visibility:hidden">waughmp waughmp!</span></strongbad>
   </line>
   <line start="666" end="677">
     <coachz>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</coachz>
     <strongbad>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</strongbad>
     <sfx>Waughmp waughmp</sfx>
   </line>
   <line start="678" end="690">
     <coachz>All the ladies and mens</coachz>
     <strongbad>All the ladies and mens</strongbad>
   </line>
   <line start="691" end="725">
     <coachz>They know everything is better with a fisheye lens</coachz>
     <strongbad>They know everything is better with a fisheye lens</strongbad>
   </line>
<line start="734" end="754" speaker="coachz">Hey, that chorus wasn't kidding!</line>
<line start="755" end="782" speaker="coachz">Check out how cool my rap points look!</line>
<line start="783" end="797" speaker="strongbad">With a fisheye lens,</line>
<line start="798" end="836" speaker="strongbad">You don't need to know how to rap, or skateboard, or do anything well!</line>
<line start="841" end="874" speaker="strongbad">Just put the camera on the ground and aim it up</line>
<line start="875" end="900" speaker="coachz">My kicks look huge and my crew looks tough</line>
<line start="901" end="917" speaker="strongbad">We got bulbous hands</line>
<line start="918" end="932" speaker="coachz">And bulbous feet</line>
<line start="933" end="946" speaker="strongbad">Turn your back to the camera</line>
<line start="947" end="968">
<coachz>Shake those bulbous cheeks!</coachz>
<strongbad>Shake those bulbous cheeks!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="970" end="985" speaker="coachz">Aw, look at that!</line>
<line start="986" end="1010" speaker="coachz">I've got a considerable rear shelf!</line>
<line start="1011" end="1026" speaker="strongbad">That makes me uncomfortable!</line>
<line start="1027" end="1035">
<coachz>Waughmp waughmp!</coachz>
<sfx>Waughmp waughmp</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1036" end="1051">
<coachz>I bought a fisheye lens</coachz>
<strongbad>I bought a fisheye lens</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1052" end="1081">
<coachz>And make a rap vider<!--sic-->o with a couple of friends</coachz>
<strongbad>And make a rap video with a couple of friends</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1082" end="1086">
<coachz>It goes, <span style="visibility:hidden">waughmp waughmp!</span></coachz>
<strongbad>It goes, <span style="visibility:hidden">waughmp waughmp!</span></strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1087" end="1097">
<coachz>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</coachz>
<strongbad>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</strongbad>
<sfx>Waughmp waughmp</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1098" end="1111">
<coachz>All the ladies and mens</coachz>
<strongbad>All the ladies and mens</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1112" end="1141">
<coachz>They know everything is better with a fisheye lens</coachz>
<strongbad>They know everything is better with a fisheye lens</strongbad>
</line>
		<line start="1142" end="1171" speaker="coachz">And once you use the fisheye, well, you just can't stap</line>
		<line start="1172" end="1187" speaker="coachz">It used to be kind of expensive</line>
		<line start="1188" end="1203" speaker="coachz">But then the price <span style="visibility:hidden">draeerrrrrrped</span></line>
		<line start="1204" end="1233" speaker="coachz">But then the price draeerrrrrrped</line>

		<line start="1234" end="1257" speaker="strongbad">I jumped in slow motion</line>
		<line start="1258" end="1271" speaker="strongbad">Off the curb</line>
		<line start="1272" end="1287" speaker="strongbad">Without a skateboard</line>
		<line start="1288" end="1301" speaker="strongbad">That should look absurd</line>
		<line start="1302" end="1321" speaker="strongbad">But with my fisheye lens</line>
		<line start="1322" end="1337" speaker="strongbad">Hey, haven't ya heard?</line>
		<line start="1338" end="1357" speaker="strongbad">I got the moves so smooth</line>
		<line start="1358" end="1373" speaker="strongbad">Make ya mom say:</line>
		<line start="1388" end="1419" speaker="other">Those are some exceptionally smooth moves.</line>
		<line start="1420" end="1427" speaker="sfx">scratching noises</line>

		<line start="1428" end="1434" speaker="strongbad">Coach Z!</line>
		<line start="1435" end="1442" speaker="coachz">SB!</line>
		<line start="1443" end="1455" speaker="strongbad">Whatcha got for me?</line>
		<line start="1456" end="1463" speaker="coachz">I got the</line>
		<line start="1464" end="1466" speaker="strongbad">F-<span style="visibility:hidden">I-S-H-E-Y-E! Lens!</span></line>
		<line start="1467" end="1470" speaker="coachz">F-I-<span style="visibility:hidden">S-H-E-Y-E! Lens!</span></line>
		<line start="1471" end="1473" speaker="strongbad">F-I-S-<span style="visibility:hidden">H-E-Y-E! Lens!</span></line>
		<line start="1474" end="1477" speaker="coachz">F-I-S-H-<span style="visibility:hidden">E-Y-E! Lens!</span></line>
		<line start="1478" end="1480" speaker="strongbad">F-I-S-H-E-<span style="visibility:hidden">Y-E! Lens!</span></line>
		<line start="1481" end="1483" speaker="coachz">F-I-S-H-E-Y-<span style="visibility:hidden">E! Lens!</span></line>
		<line start="1484" end="1486" speaker="strongbad">F-I-S-H-E-Y-E!<span style="visibility:hidden"> Lens!</span></line>
		<line start="1487" end="1496" speaker="strongbad">F-I-S-H-E-Y-E! Lens!</line>
		<line start="1497" end="1516" speaker="coachz">Let's pretends I got ten girlfriends</line>
		<line start="1517" end="1531" speaker="coachz">And make amends in my Benz</line>
		<line start="1532" end="1546" speaker="coachz">With a fisheye lens</line>
		<line start="1547" end="1551" speaker="coachz">It goes</line>

		<line start="1552" end="1560">
			<strongbad>Waughmp waughmp!</strongbad>
			<sfx>Waughmp waughmp</sfx>
		</line>
		<line start="1561" end="1576">
			<coachz>I bought a fisheye lens</coachz>
			<strongbad>I bought a fisheye lens</strongbad>
		</line>
		<line start="1577" end="1606">
			<coachz>And make a rap videos with a couple of friends</coachz>
			<strongbad>And make a rap videos with a couple of friends</strongbad>
		</line>
		<line start="1607" end="1611">
			<coachz>It goes, <span style="visibility:hidden">waughmp waughmp!</span></coachz>
			<strongbad>It goes, <span style="visibility:hidden">waughmp waughmp!</span></strongbad>
		</line>
		<line start="1612" end="1622">
			<coachz>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</coachz>
			<strongbad>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</strongbad>
			<sfx>Waughmp waughmp</sfx>
		</line>
		<line start="1623" end="1636">
			<coachz>All the ladies and mens</coachz>
			<strongbad>All the ladies and mens</strongbad>
		</line>
		<line start="1637" end="1679">
			<coachz>They know everything is better with a fisheye lens!</coachz>
			<strongbad>They know everything is better with a fisheye lens!</strongbad>
		</line>
		<line start="1680" end="1716" speaker="strongbad">Man, fisheye lens, I bet you could make even lame stuff look cool!</line>
		<line start="1717" end="1723" speaker="coachz">Yeah, yeah!</line>
		<line start="1724" end="1750" speaker="strongbad">What about tax papers?</line>
		<line start="1751" end="1779" speaker="coachz">Oh, look at how cool those papes look!</line>
		<line start="1780" end="1809" speaker="coachz">How about a pair of tan pants!</line>
		<line start="1810" end="1852" speaker="strongbad">Ooooh! Somebody say country dish towel!</line>
		<line start="1853" end="1873">
			<coachz>Country dish towel!</coachz>
			<all>Country dish towel!</all>
		</line>
		<line start="1874" end="1882" speaker="homestar">Ahem!</line>
		<line start="1883" end="1910" speaker="homestar">I have an idea of what we could try</line>
		<line start="1911" end="1943" speaker="homestar">What happens if you point it at a real fish eye?</line>
		<line start="1944" end="1954" speaker="sfx">splat</line>
		<line start="1955" end="2011" speaker="sfx">powered by The Cheat computer UI sounds</line>
		<line start="2012" end="2048" speaker="sfx">whoosh</line>
		<line start="2049" end="2062" speaker="sfx">popping</line>
		<line start="2063" end="2086">
			<strongbad>Aw, man!</strongbad>
			<coachz>Aw, dag!</coachz>
		</line>
		<line start="2087" end="2102" speaker="coachz">What happened to the honeys?</line>
		<line start="2103" end="2124" speaker="strongbad">Bring back the fisheye!</line>
		<line start="2125" end="2161" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, you broke our rap song video!</line>
		<line start="2162" end="2215" speaker="coachz">You turned us into a Dixieland jazz band!</line>
		<line start="2216" end="2245" speaker="homestar">Why y'all gotta be dissin' on Dixieland?</line>
		<line start="2246" end="2260" speaker="homestar">I think it's great!</line>
		<line start="2261" end="2289" speaker="homestar">It's got several syncopations.</line>
		<line start="2290" end="2311" speaker="homestar">Several syncopations</line>
		<line start="2312" end="2314">
			<strongbad>Awwwwwwwwww!</strongbad>
		</line>
		<line start="2315" end="2316">
			<strongbad>Awwwwwwwwww!</strongbad>
			<homestar>Several syncopations, <span style="visibility:hidden">several syncopations tonight!</span></homestar>
		</line>
		<line start="2317" end="2337">
			<strongbad>Awwwwwwwwww!</strongbad>
			<homestar>Several syncopations, <span style="visibility:hidden">several syncopations tonight!</span></homestar>
			<coachz>Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeehhorrrrrp!</coachz>
		</line>
		<line start="2338" end="2356">
			<strongbad><span style="visibility:hidden">Awwwwwwwwww!</span></strongbad>
			<homestar>Several syncopations, several syncopations <span style="visibility:hidden">tonight!</span></homestar>
			<coachz>Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeehhorrrrrp!</coachz>
		</line>
   <line start="2357" end="2376">
   <strongbad><span style="visibility:hidden">Awwwwwwwwww!</span></strongbad>
   <homestar>Several syncopations, several syncopations tonight!</homestar>
   </line>
   <line start="2377" end="2389" speaker="sfx">Waughmp waughmp</line>
   <line start="2422" end="2451">
   <singers>Several syncopations tonight!</singers>
   </line>
   <line start="2452" end="2469">
   <singers>Several syncopations tonight!</singers>
   <singers volume="0.9">Several syncopations tonight!</singers>
   <singers volume="0.9">Several syncopations tonight!</singers>
   </line>
   <line start="2470" end="2503">
   <singers><span style="visibility:none">Several syncopations tonight!</span></singers>
   <singers volume="0.9">Several syncopations tonight!</singers>
   <singers volume="0.9">Several syncopations tonight!</singers>
   </line>
   <line start="2513" end="2540" speaker="oldstrongbad">Waughmp waughmp, I say! Waughmp waughmp!</line>
   <line start="2541" end="2591" speaker="oldstrongbad">Everything <i>is</i> better with this pescatary oculation!</line>
   <line start="2607" end="2634" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat! That was incredible!</line>
   <line start="2635" end="2761" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">babbling</line>
   <line start="2762" end="2689" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">rhythmic babbling</line>
   <line start="2690" end="2794">
   <strongbad sfx="sfx">rhythmic babbling</strongbad>
   <sfx>keyboard beats</sfx>
   </line>
   <line start="2795" end="2828" speaker="strongbad">I'm buying you a pizzaaaaa!</line>
   <line start="2829" end="2836" speaker="sfx">splat</line>
   <line start="2844" end="2865" speaker="thecheat" sfx="sfx">The Cheat fanfare noise</line>
   <line start="2875" end="2884" speaker="strongbad">Whoa!</line>
   <line start="2885" end="2921" speaker="strongbad">Guess I can conjure ceiling pizzas now.</line>
</transcript>
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