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<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Cloitsterizer.PNG" title="Cloits and Dloits!!?!"><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="110" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/75/Cloitsterizer.PNG/180px-Cloitsterizer.PNG" width="180"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:Cloitsterizer.PNG" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>Cloits and Dloits!!?!</div></div></div>
<p><b>The Cloitsterizer</b> is a piece of wooden <a href="/index.php?title=Cheese" title="Cheese">cheese</a> on a string. For a limited time, it was offered with the <a href="/index.php?title=Ab-Abber_2000" title="Ab-Abber 2000">Ab-Abber 2000</a> for free. It can apparently maximize one's <a href="/index.php?title=Made-Up_Body_Parts" title="Made-Up Body Parts">cloits and dloits</a> with the ease of a thousandaire. <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a> sold it at his <a href="/index.php?title=garage_sale" title="garage sale">garage sale</a> with the tag "Great for <a href="/index.php?title=Graw_Mad" title="Graw Mad">Graw Mad</a>!"
</p><p>The Cloitsterizer is based on a real item; <a href="/index.php?title=The_Brothers_Chaps" title="The Brothers Chaps">The Brothers Chaps</a> saw a kid dragging one around in a thrift store in New York City, as stated in the <a href="/index.php?title=suntan" title="suntan">suntan DVD commentary</a>.
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<ul><li><b>Debut:</b> Email <a href="/index.php?title=suntan" title="suntan">suntan</a>
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=garage_sale" title="garage sale">garage sale</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Sketchbook_%28video%29" title="Sketchbook (video)">Sketchbook</a>
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''Cloits and Dloits!!?!''


'''The Cloitsterizer''' is a piece of wooden [[Cheese|cheese]] on a string. For a limited time, it was offered with the [[Ab-Abber 2000]] for free. It can apparently maximize one's [[Made-Up Body Parts|cloits and dloits]] with the ease of a thousandaire. [[Strong Bad]] sold it at his [[garage sale]] with the tag "Great for [[Graw Mad]]!"


The Cloitsterizer is based on a real item; [[The Brothers Chaps]] saw a kid dragging one around in a thrift store in New York City, as stated in the [[suntan|suntan DVD commentary]].
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== Appearances ==
 
* '''Debut:''' Email [[suntan]]
* Email [[garage sale]]
* [[Sketchbook (video)|Sketchbook]]
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Latest revision as of 04:58, 5 August 2026

Cloits and Dloits!!?!

The Cloitsterizer is a piece of wooden cheese on a string. For a limited time, it was offered with the Ab-Abber 2000 for free. It can apparently maximize one's cloits and dloits with the ease of a thousandaire. Strong Bad sold it at his garage sale with the tag "Great for Graw Mad!"

The Cloitsterizer is based on a real item; The Brothers Chaps saw a kid dragging one around in a thrift store in New York City, as stated in the suntan DVD commentary.

Appearances

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