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'''Pseudocharacters''' are [[Items|items]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] that at some time or another are treated (and in some cases behave) as real [[Characters|characters]]. They variously talk, move, and interact with the main characters and the audience. Most pseudocharacters are totally depicted as inanimate objects except in a handful of appearances.
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== Characters and their abilities ==


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''Note: this is a partial list of items identified as Pseudocharacters. For a complete list see .''


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=== The Paper ===
I'm hate hushpuppies.
 
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'''Pseudocharacters''' are [[Items|items]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] that at some time or another are treated (and in some cases behave) as real [[Characters|characters]]. They variously talk, move, and interact with the main characters and the audience. Most pseudocharacters are depicted as inanimate objects, though many have also appeared as sounds, locations, and even [[Allegedly Real Things|entirely fictional]] entities.
 
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* [#Characters_and_their_abilities 1 Characters and their abilities]
** [#The_Paper 1.1 The Paper]
** [#Tandy_400 1.2 Tandy 400]
** [#Compy_386 1.3 Compy 386]
** [#Homestar_Jr. 1.4 Homestar Jr.]
** [#Frank_Bennedetto 1.5 Frank Bennedetto]
** [#Wagon_Fulla_Pancakes 1.6 Wagon Fulla Pancakes]
** [#Lappy_486 1.7 Lappy 486]
** [#New_Paper 1.8 New Paper]
** [#Comp.C3.A9 1.9 Compé]
** [#F-Sack 1.10 F-Sack]
* [#See_Also 2 See Also]
 
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== <span class="mw-headline">Characters and their abilities</span> ==
 
''Note: this is a partial list of items identified as pseudocharacters. For a complete list, see [[Category:Pseudocharacters]].''
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[The Paper]]</span> ===


* Responds to [[Strong Bad]]'s commands.
* Responds to [[Strong Bad]]'s commands.
* Email [[animal]] — The Paper is shown being &quot;scared&quot; of the Lappy at first.
* Email [[animal]] — The Paper is shown being "scared" of the Lappy at first.
* [[Sick Day]] — Is able to get sick.
* [[Sick Day]] — Is able to get sick.
* Email [[retirement]] —
* Email [[retirement]] —
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* Email [[email thunder]] —
* Email [[email thunder]] —
** Comes back from the grave to beat up [[New Paper]].
** Comes back from the grave to beat up [[New Paper]].
** Dies again.
** Dies.


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=== Tandy 400 ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Tandy 400]]</span> ===


* Email [[invisibility]] — Is thrown out and speaks its last words.
* Email [[invisibility]] — Is thrown out and speaks its last words.
* Email [[ghosts]] — Haunts Strong Bad in its &quot;ghost&quot; form.
* Email [[ghosts]] — Haunts Strong Bad in its "ghost" form.
* Email [[cliffhangers]] — Helps the Compy 386 kidnap the Lappy 486.
* Email [[cliffhangers]] — Helps the Compy 386 kidnap the Lappy 486.
* Email [[retirement]] —
* Email [[retirement]] —
** Controls a fishing rod with a magnet on the end that causes the Lappy to enter &quot;Teal Screen of Near Death&quot;.
** Controls a fishing rod with a magnet on the end that causes the Lappy to enter "Teal Screen of Near Death".
** &quot;Speaks&quot; with The Paper.
** "Speaks" with The Paper.
** Dies again.
** Dies again.


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=== Compy 386 ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Compy 386]]</span> ===


* Email [[couch patch]] — Tells Strong Bad to &quot;cut it out&quot; when he is trying to print out a million dollar bill.
* Email [[couch patch]] — Tells Strong Bad to "cut it out" when he is trying to print out a million dollar bill.
* Email [[virus]] — Dies.
* Email [[virus]] — Dies.
* Email [[cliffhangers]] — Helps the Tandy 400 kidnap the Lappy 486.
* Email [[cliffhangers]] — Helps the Tandy 400 kidnap the Lappy 486.
* Email [[retirement]] —
* Email [[retirement]] —
** &quot;Speaks&quot; with The Paper.
** "Speaks" with The Paper.
** Dies again.
** Dies again.


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=== Frank Bennedetto ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Homestar Jr.]]</span> ===
 
* [[Where's The Cheat?]] — [[Marzipan]] dotes on it like a child, and later confuses [[Homestar Runner]]'s speech for the sandwich talking.
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Frank Bennedetto]]</span> ===


* Email [[army]] —
* Email [[army]] —
** The members of the [[Homestarmy]] consider him to be a real member.
** The members of the [[Homestarmy]] consider him to be a real member.
** Is a casualty of [[The Battle of Strong Badia|the Battle of Strong Badia]] (although it later transpires that he survived his injuries).
** Is a casualty of [[The Battle of Strong Badia|the Battle of Strong Badia]] (although it later transpires that he survived his injuries).
** Has a &quot;[[Mrs. Bennedetto|mother]]&quot; from whom Homestar Runner tries to collect Frank's debt of five bucks.
** Has a "[[Mrs. Bennedetto|mother]]" from whom Homestar Runner tries to collect Frank's debt of five bucks.
* Email [[more armies]] — Is honored with a &quot;memorial statue&quot;.
* Email [[more armies]] — Is honored with a "memorial statue".
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad honors Frank Bennedetto.
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad honors Frank Bennedetto.
* [[Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum]] — Strong Bad tells amusing anecdotes to Frank aboard the S.S. Totalbelow and the Toptoast Party Barge 5000 during the Annual At-Ease Weekend. Frank appears to laugh and creates popcorn as he does so.
* [[Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum]] — Strong Bad tells amusing anecdotes to Frank aboard the S.S. Totalbelow and the Toptoast Party Barge 5000 during the Annual At-Ease Weekend. Frank appears to laugh and creates popcorn as he does so.


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=== Wagon Fulla Pancakes ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]</span> ===


* Email [[montage]] —
* Email [[montage]] —
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** Is [[The Cheat]]'s co-worker.
** Is [[The Cheat]]'s co-worker.
** Trains for and defeats Homestar in the [[Champeenship]].
** Trains for and defeats Homestar in the [[Champeenship]].
** Has a &quot;spouse&quot; and 2 children.
** Has a "spouse" and 2 children.


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=== Lappy 486 ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Lappy 486]]</span> ===


* Appears in [[Lappy 486|female form]] and speaks from time to time.
* Appears in [[Lappy 486|female form]] and speaks from time to time.
* Email [[hremail 3184]] — Dies.
* Email [[hremail 3184]] — Dies.


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=== New Paper ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[New Paper]]</span> ===


* Emails [[the paper]], [[concert]], and [[bike thief]] — Attempts to impress Strong Bad.
* Emails [[the paper]], [[concert]], and [[bike thief]] — Attempts to impress Strong Bad.
* Emails [[the paper]], [[mini-golf]], [[original]], and [[email thunder]] — Responds to Strong Bad's vocal commands.
* Emails [[the paper]], [[mini-golf]], [[original]], and [[email thunder]] — Responds to Strong Bad's vocal commands.
* Email [[hremail 3184]] — Presumably dies.
* Email [[hremail 3184]] — Dies.


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=== Compé ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Compé]]</span> ===


* [[Compy Catalog]] — Plays a joke on Strong Bad.
* [[Compy Catalog]] — Plays a joke on Strong Bad.


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=== F-Sack ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[F-Sack]]</span> ===


* Is able to talk out loud in all appearances.
* All appearances — Is able to talk out loud.


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== See Also ==
== <span class="mw-headline">See Also</span> ==


* [[Robots]]
* [[Robots]]
* [[Characters|Characters#Pseudocharacters]]
* [[Characters|Characters#Pseudocharacters]]


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Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

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I'm hate hushpuppies.

Pseudocharacters are items in the Homestar Runner universe that at some time or another are treated (and in some cases behave) as real characters. They variously talk, move, and interact with the main characters and the audience. Most pseudocharacters are totally depicted as inanimate objects except in a handful of appearances.

Characters and their abilities

Note: this is a partial list of items identified as Pseudocharacters. For a complete list see .

The Paper

  • Responds to Strong Bad's commands.
  • Email animal — The Paper is shown being "scared" of the Lappy at first.
  • Sick Day — Is able to get sick.
  • Email retirement —
    • Translates the wishes of the Compy 386 and the Tandy 400 for Strong Bad.
    • Tells Strong Bad he likes hushpuppies.
  • Email the paper —
    • Can play basketball.
    • Ties up Homestar Runner.
    • Redesigns himself as a goth or as a preppy paper.
    • Rescues Strong Bad from a deserted island.
    • Dies.
  • Email email thunder —
    • Comes back from the grave to beat up New Paper.
    • Dies.

Tandy 400

  • Email invisibility — Is thrown out and speaks its last words.
  • Email ghosts — Haunts Strong Bad in its "ghost" form.
  • Email cliffhangers — Helps the Compy 386 kidnap the Lappy 486.
  • Email retirement —
    • Controls a fishing rod with a magnet on the end that causes the Lappy to enter "Teal Screen of Near Death".
    • "Speaks" with The Paper.
    • Dies again.

Compy 386

  • Email couch patch — Tells Strong Bad to "cut it out" when he is trying to print out a million dollar bill.
  • Email virus — Dies.
  • Email cliffhangers — Helps the Tandy 400 kidnap the Lappy 486.
  • Email retirement —
    • "Speaks" with The Paper.
    • Dies again.

Frank Bennedetto

  • Email army —
    • The members of the Homestarmy consider him to be a real member.
    • Is a casualty of the Battle of Strong Badia (although it later transpires that he survived his injuries).
    • Has a "mother" from whom Homestar Runner tries to collect Frank's debt of five bucks.
  • Email more armies — Is honored with a "memorial statue".
  • Strong Badia the Free — Strong Bad honors Frank Bennedetto.
  • Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum — Strong Bad tells amusing anecdotes to Frank aboard the S.S. Totalbelow and the Toptoast Party Barge 5000 during the Annual At-Ease Weekend. Frank appears to laugh and creates popcorn as he does so.

Wagon Fulla Pancakes

  • Email montage —
    • Falls in love with Strong Bad.
    • Is The Cheat's co-worker.
    • Trains for and defeats Homestar in the Champeenship.
    • Has a "spouse" and 2 children.

Lappy 486

New Paper

Compé

F-Sack

  • All appearances — Is able to talk out loud.

See Also

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