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• Homsar as seen in for kids.
• None other than America's favorite blue midget Homestar: Homsar!!
• "The captain of the gravy train."
• "I'm just a friendly reminder."
• "AaAaAaAaAaAaA!"
• "Think I won the powerball."
• "I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a silly little bumblebee!"
• "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
• "I'm a trendy totebag!"
• "It's time for tasteball!"
• "I'm forever your girl!"
• "I'm crying on the inside."
• "I'm just in time for the murder mystery!"
• A million ladies tall.
• "I'm a song from the sixties."
• Rightio! I think I can twice!
• Raised by a cup of coffee.
• 'Twas the pride of the peaches.
• Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk.
• "I do what I'm told."
• "I still can't feel my legs."
• "Oh no! You shanked my Jenga ship!"
• "I'm open for interpretation."
• "I'm the ghost of Christmas Past!"
• "I'm the original ladies' man!"
• "When can we start the Jeffersons?"
• "James!"
• "Kelsey Grammer!"
• "Legitimate Business!"
• "This is the thrill of a lifetime."
• "I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a healthy piece of real estate!"
• "Caramel corn for president, please!"
• "I'm a little light in the leftovers!"
• "This dinner party is top dollar!"
• "I've brought my best foot flowered. Pshooo!"
• "Udyeah, what is it, Strong Baad?"
• "Well, hello, chocolate cake!"
• "AaAaAaAa, Hey Reggie. Is that rhinoceros around?"
• "Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the pudgy."
• "You're a real state trooper."
• "Location, location, location."
• "That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?"
• "Eggs tree, eggs tree."
• "This get-up is mah get down!"
• "Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my jengajam."
• "I'm saving the best for last."
• "Hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar!"
• "Climb aboard!"
• "Sure beats breaking up with me."
• "Don't look now!"
• "And also with you."
• "I blew it, man! I lose my touch."
• "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!"
• "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!"
• "If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit..."
• "Oh no, I think this is my favorite!"
• "You gotta get yours, I gotta get mine."
• "AaAaAh, My cheese is 50 cent!"
• "Don't touch my severance package."
• "Bury me deep, I’m cold and clammy!"
• "Aaah! These Easter pants are getting way too tight."
• "Don't count on it, munster may-an!"
• "My paste is overwhelmed since Twelvesday."
• "If you don't step away from the car, I'll chop your fingers on."
• "I'm a touchy feely-holic!"
• The make-money magnate.
• "I'm a long-standing munch date."
• "My name's Millions, and I'm the son of a Chipwich!"
• "You bring the dip, I'll mow the side yard!"
• "I'm the Captain Caaaaveman of the graveyard train!"
• "I'm pleasant!!"
• "AaAh, get consummate!"
• "Step right up! I'm a crudely drawn cupcake!"
• "Don't forget your tapesicle!"
• "Daaah, I'm a knock knock joke about jogging suits!"
• "Pucker up, Dice Man! I'm as upholstered as I wanna be!"
• "My baseboards are full of chicken sticks!"
• An all-expenses-paid vacation.
• Broke the tip off my stipend!
• "Sign me up for soccer class, Debra!"
• Save room for the laughtrack, Lowcash!
• A fresh dipe, if you see what I mean.
• The old jalboa jump shot.
• "AaAaAaAaA, nice try, alligator!"
• "Daaahh, I'll take the last bus to the bake sale!"
• "I leave my itch machine on pause mostly."
• "DaaAAAAAaaa! I'm the buttersilk pancake!"
• "AaAaAaAaA, try some caked-on makeup from yesteryear!!"
• "AaAaAaAaA, hotel coupons for dinner again?!"
• "Daaah, no thanks, officer! I've got one big round one!"
• "I'm the long way back from naptime!"
• "DaAaAah, this mustard is just like paradise!"
• "Here comes the Yogurt Patrol!"
• "I left my bacon at the tennis patch!"
• "DaAaAaAaA, I'm the local Leroy!"
• "Itch Machine!"
• "Iguanodon!"
• "Insurance!"
• "Incorporated!"
• "Insomniacs!"
• Tape my hat to the door.
• "GrRrRraaauuughnck there, Rubbermaid, can you redirect me to the nearest puke-valanche?"
• "My punjab has a pretty price-tag!"
• "I'm your death's door neighbor."
• "Puff. Cough. Toff."
• "If you need me, I'll be loked after dark."
• "AaAaAaAah, itchy parts for five hundred, please, Valerie!"
• "AaAaAaAah! This has been a supreme fish delight."
• Stuck a Q on the wall by the dream catchers.
• "Okay, bye-dee-bye!"
• "AaAaAaAah, you're a pork rind's president!"
• "DaAaAaAon't get chintzy with the chalk sauce!"
• "Just for a minute, let's all do the bump. Bump. Bump."
• "IIIiiiII bathe myself in the shipping supplies!"
• "Zapruder!"
• "Middleman!"
• "Toast Crunch!"
• "AAaaAAaa! These nickel slots are finally payin' off!"
• "IiIiIiIiI I was raised by a cup of coffee."
• "IIiiIIiiII've got hyperlinks stashed-a-mundo."
• "aaaAAAAAaaaaa'm a reeeal found object."
• "I right-clicked when I shoulda lept."
• "I spilled botanicula all over my workbook."
• "AaAaAa, the Yipiyuk bit my frontal lobe!"
• "DaAaAaAh! Hey, Lumbar! I typed out the whole recipe instead of just taking a screenshot!"
• "Contraption flaption, what's your hedge fund?"
• "Ah'm a real batch export!
• "I'm a blanket snowman in Grandma's rocker!"