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<sfx>bells ringing</sfx>
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<sfx>music playing</sfx>
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<homestar sfx="sfx">yawns</homestar>
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<sfx>record screech</sfx>
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<homestar>Oh crap!</homestar>
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<homestar>I set the alarm for 10 P.M. instead of A.M. again!</homestar>
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<homestar>I was supposed to go Decemberween shopping today!</homestar>
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<sfx>record screech</sfx>
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<homestar>Oh crap! It's Decemberween already!</homestar>
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<sfx>slam</sfx>
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<homestar>Oh crap! I ran into the door!</homestar>
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<sfx>door opening</sfx>
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<sfx>slams</sfx>
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<homestar voiceover="voiceover">Oh crap, I fell down the stairs.</homestar>
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<homestar sfx="sfx">sigh</homestar>
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<homestar>And now, <span style="visibility:hidden">I ran out of the house, naked somehow.</span></homestar>
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<homestar>And now, I ran out of the house, <span style="visibility:hidden">naked somehow.</span></homestar>
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<homestar>And now, I ran out of the house, naked somehow.</homestar>
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<sfx>bells ringing</sfx>
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<sfx>bells ringing</sfx>
<homestar>Ooh, but it is snowing.</homestar>
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<sfx>bells ringing</sfx>
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<sfx>music playing</sfx>
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<strongmad>I LOVE YOU, TONY STONY!</strongmad>
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<strongmad>NO, I LOVE YOU MORE!</strongmad>
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<strongbad>This thing is awesome. The Grabbo Arm demands respect.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>I'd like to see somebody front on this.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Hey, The Cheat!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Hey, The Cheat!</strongbad>
<thecheat voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noise</thecheat>
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<strongbad>Grab a hold of that egg nog.</strongbad>
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<thecheat voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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<strongbad>Thanks, man.</strongbad>
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<sfx>ringing</sfx>
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<homestar>Listen up, shortstop. I need some presents.</homestar>
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<homsar>Alms for the pudgy?</homsar>
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<homsar>Alms for the pudgy?</homsar>
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<homestar>Uhm, I don't know what any of that means,</homestar>
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<homestar>but I will make use of your complimentary spit bucket.</homestar>
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<homestar>Ahct-poo!</homestar>
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<homsar>You're a real state trooper.</homsar>
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<sfx>bells ringing</sfx>
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<homestar>Bubs, I need to buy everyone and their brother Decemberween presents!</homestar>
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<homestar sfx="sfx">panting</homestar>
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<bubs>Running a little late, aren't we Homestar?</bubs>
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<homestar>I've got an hour and 45 minutes.</homestar>
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<homestar>What do you got?</homestar>
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<bubs>Well, there's a bunch of my aught-four crap in that filthy box over there.</bubs>
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<bubs>Gotta make room for the aught-five crap!</bubs>
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<homestar>Okay, what do we got here?</homestar>
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<homestar>Electrical tape?</homestar>
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<homestar>Pom Pom loves electrical tape.</homestar>
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<homestar>What else, what else?</homestar>
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<homestar>Ohh, rusty steak knife.</homestar>
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<homestar>That's got Coach Z written all over it.</homestar>
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<coachz>Ooh, Salisbury steak!</coachz>
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<coachz>Ring ring!</coachz>
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<coachz>Hellor?</coachz>
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<coachz>Ooh, Mom!</coachz>
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<coachz>Well, a very cheery Decemberween to you too!</coachz>
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<coachz>Oh, Dad, it's you!</coachz>
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<coachz>Sorry about that.</coachz>
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<coachz>Yes, sir, I cooked a turkey, with the gravied yams and stuffinged ham.</coachz>
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<coachz>No, I'm not alone.</coachz>
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<coachz>Yes, this phone is plugged in.</coachz>
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<sfx>electrical sound</sfx>
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<coachz>Aww, crackles.</coachz>
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<line start="1947" end="1994">
<coachz>I forgot to pay my bills again this year.</coachz>
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<homestar>Hey Bubs, check this out.</homestar>
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<line start="2024" end="2052">
<homestar>For the Poopsmith who has everything.</homestar>
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<bubs>You give me anything in that box, you'll be gettin' a kick in the skull with a ribbon on it.</bubs>
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<homestar>Right right.</homestar>
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<homestar>Ribbons. Bubs loves ribbons.</homestar>
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<homestar>Lessee... Strong Sad.</homestar>
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<homestar>Don't need to worry about Strong Sad.</homestar>
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<strongsad voiceover="voiceover"><em>(singing)</em> One night in Bangkok and the rough got rougher...</strongsad>
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<marzipan>If Homestar doesn't get here soon with my present,</marzipan>
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<marzipan>I'm gonna cook his goose!</marzipan>
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<homestar>Happy Decemberween, Marzi-man.</homestar>
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<marzipan>Wire cutters?</marzipan>
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<strongbad>Foolish Homestar.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Decemberween is not about getting people presents.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>It's about getting people good presents!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Good presents!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Not this last-minute discount crap you're trying to foist on us!</strongbad>
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<line start="2523" end="2535">
<strongbad>Not this last-minute discount crap you're trying to foist on us!</strongbad>
<marzipan>Oh, Homestar,</marzipan>
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<marzipan>it's perfect!</marzipan>
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<homestar>It is?</homestar>
<strongbad>It is?</strongbad>
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<sfx>music fades in</sfx>
<marzipan>This is just what I need to free the baby seals from the crab traps down at the wharfs.</marzipan>
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<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<marzipan>Free the baby seals, yeah, yeah...</marzipan>
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<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<marzipan>Free the baby seals, yeah, yeah...</marzipan>
<strongbad>Well, shut my mouth.</strongbad>
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<homestar>Well well, Strong-o Bad-o.</homestar>
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<homestar>Looks like the ol' captain of the team still has what it takes.</homestar>
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<strongbad>Oh yeah?</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Well, the Grabbo Arm has what it takes,</strongbad>
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<strongbad>and what it takes is Marzipan's purse.</strongbad>
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<homestar>No skin off my back.</homestar>
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<strongbad>Hey, thanks!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Have a nice last seven minutes of Decemberween, Homestar.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Have a nice last seven minutes of Decemberween, Homestar.</strongbad>
<homestar>There's only seven minutes left of Decemberween?!</homestar>
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<homestar>Oh, crap!</homestar>
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<homestar>I forgot to get everyone presents!</homestar>
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<strongbad>Ugh, it goes on and on like this.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Ugh, it goes on and on like this.</strongbad>
<homestar volume="0.8" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, crap! There's only seven minutes left of Decemberween?!</homestar>
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<strongbad>Seriously.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Like until New Year's...</strongbad>
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<homestar volume="0.6" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, crap! there's only seven minutes left of...</homestar>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">I didn't know we had any wharfs.</strongbad>
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<kingoftown>Pass the gravied yams, please.</kingoftown>
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<kingoftown>And don't bogart that stuffinged ham neither!</kingoftown>
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