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<line start="11" end="82" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="83" end="117" speaker="sfx">bubbling</line>
<line start="118" end="144" speaker="strongbad">Wow! This is gonna be great!</line>
<line start="145" end="195" speaker="strongbad">This is like my most productive day ever, and it's not even lunch yet!</line>
<line start="200" end="220" speaker="homestar">Rondo, it's official.</line>
<line start="221" end="249" speaker="homestar">This just in from corporate.</line>
<line start="250" end="267" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, what is it?</line>
<line start="268" end="299" speaker="homestar">Thursday is the new Friday.</line>
<line start="300" end="341" speaker="homestar">Man, I don't even want to remember what went on last night.</line>
<line start="342" end="376" speaker="strongbad">Apparently you didn't wanna remember to take a shower, either.</line>
<line start="377" end="419" speaker="strongbad">You smell like wet tech support, with onions.</line>
<line start="420" end="450" speaker="homestar">Thanks man. Hey, I need you to cover for me.</line>
<line start="451" end="502" speaker="homestar">I'm supposed to present the third-quarter earnings to the shareholders in five minutes, </line>
<line start="503" end="542" speaker="homestar">but I really need to take a nap under your desk, here, so—</line>
<line start="543" end="582" speaker="strongbad">No way! I'm in the middle of something big here!</line>
<line start="583" end="615" speaker="strongbad">I'm going to save this company millions!</line>
<line start="616" end="636" speaker="homestar">Thanks man, I owe you one.</line>
<line start="637" end="662" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">groans</line>
<line start="663" end="687" speaker="strongbad">Um... yes!</line>
<line start="688" end="718" speaker="strongbad">Thank you, gentlemen.</line>
<line start="719" end="757" speaker="strongbad">So... uh... how's everybody feeling out there?</line>
<line start="758" end="795" speaker="sfx">crickets chirp</line>
<line start="796" end="845"><sfx>crickets chirp</sfx><strongbad>Lemme get all my shareholders on this side of the table to say "HEY!"</strongbad></line>
<line start="846" end="888"><sfx>crickets chirp</sfx><strongbad>And all my shareholders on this side of the table to say "OHHH!"</strongbad></line>
<line start="889" end="908" speaker="other" sfx="sfx">coughs</line>
<line start="943" end="969" speaker="strongbad">So, lemme tell you about this Post-it note.</line>
<line start="970" end="1005" speaker="strongbad">Listen tightly. This thing's going to save the company millions!</line>
<line start="1006" end="1029" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">What about the earnings?!</line>
<line start="1030" end="1058" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, yes. Earnings.</line>
<line start="1059" end="1099" speaker="strongbad">Uh... can I have the country of origin, please?</line>
<line start="1100" end="1113" speaker="other">What?!?</line>
<line start="1114" end="1138" speaker="strongbad">Err... can you use it in a sentence?</line>
<line start="1139" end="1165" speaker="other">Where are the earnings?!</line>
<line start="1166" end="1198" speaker="strongbad">Yes. Earnings.</line>
<line start="1199" end="1229" speaker="strongbad">E-A-R-N—</line>
<line start="1230" end="1247" speaker="strongbad">Ow!</line>
<line start="1248" end="1269" speaker="other">Is this the kind of man we hire these days?</line>
<line start="1270" end="1289" speaker="other">He's a total liability!</line>
<line start="1290" end="1318" speaker="homestar">Yeah, liability.</line>
<line start="1319" end="1347" speaker="homestar">L-I-A-B-I—</line>
<line start="1368" end="1399" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.5">Millions, I tell ya! Millions!!</line>
<line start="1400" end="1426" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.5">I'm gonna save the company millions!!</line>
<line start="1427" end="1461" speaker="strongbad">I'm savin' bunches of money...</line>
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