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''"Grape...soda...banked?"''


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&quot;Grape...soda...banked?&quot;
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Senor Cardgage loses the non-sequitur championship to [[Homsar]] and must form a coherent thought as punishment.
Senor Cardgage loses the non-sequitur championship to [[Homsar]] and must form a coherent thought as punishment.


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'''Page Title:''' Non-Sequitur Champion
'''Page Title:''' Non-Sequitur Champion


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* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
* [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
** [#Explanations 2.1 Explanations]
** [#Trivia 2.2 Trivia]
** [#Remarks 2.3 Remarks]
** [#Inside_References 2.4 Inside References]
** [#Fast_Forward 2.5 Fast Forward]
* [#External_Links 3 External Links]
 
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Up next, we got a real whip cream special treat for ya. ''{medium shot of Homestar}'' Here to complete a coherent thought is the loser of the Non Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Up next, we got a real whip cream special treat for ya. ''{medium shot of Homestar}'' Here to complete a coherent thought is the loser of the Non Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Panctice... Squad... Cutterback.
'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Panctice... Squad... Cutterback.


''{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with &quot;Nope Way!&quot; under it appears}''
''{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears}''


'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Oh... Lifty Fernandez.
'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Oh... Lifty Fernandez.


''{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with &quot;Nope Way!&quot; under it appears. Zoom out to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}''
''{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears. Zoom out to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}''


'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One more tryyyy.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One more tryyyy.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Judges?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Judges?


''{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk drawing on a piece of paper. A plaque reads &quot;<s>Celebrity</s> Judge(s)&quot;}''
''{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk drawing on a piece of paper. A plaque reads "Celebrity Judge(s)"}''


'''STRONG SAD:''' I think we have a winner!
'''STRONG SAD:''' I think we have a winner!


''{Strong Sad shows a drawing of a grape soda bottle with eyes and a mouth with an ATM. Below the drawing is the text &quot;GRAPE SODA BANKED!&quot;}''
''{Strong Sad shows a drawing of a grape soda bottle with eyes and a mouth with an ATM. Below the drawing is the text "GRAPE SODA BANKED!"}''


'''STRONG SAD:''' Grape soda banked!
'''STRONG SAD:''' Grape soda banked!
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{ashamed}'' Oh.
'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{ashamed}'' Oh.


'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There you have it, folks! A coherent thought from Senor Cardgage! Until next time, as always...
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There you have it, folks! A coherent thought from Senor Cardgage! Until next time, as always...


''{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}''
''{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}''
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Styles Upon Styles
Styles Upon Styles


''Finally, a card with &quot;again?&quot; appears.}''
''Finally, a card with "again?" appears.}''


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== Fun Facts ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span> ==


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=== Explanations ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Explanations </span> ===


* This toon ended a [[Store Front Page News 2008|month-long sale of Senor Cardgage and Homsar merchandise]], which followed the mention of &quot;Non-Sequitur Champion: Cardgage or Homsar?&quot; in [[fan club]]; shoppers were invited to &quot;vote&quot; for their favorite incoherent character by purchasing a T-shirt of either character. Homsar won the title with 63% of the vote.
* This toon ended a [[Store Front Page News 2008|month-long sale of Senor Cardgage and Homsar merchandise]], which followed the mention of "Non-Sequitur Champion: Cardgage or Homsar?" in [[fan club]]; shoppers were invited to "vote" for their favorite incoherent character by purchasing a T-shirt of either character. Homsar won the title with 63% of the vote.
* [[Presbyterianism]] is a family of Christian denominations and a form of [[Calvinism]].
* [[Presbyterianism]] is a family of Christian denominations and a form of [[Calvinism]].


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=== Trivia ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span> ===


* The toon was removed from the Store on May 22, 2008, making it a [[Secret Pages|secret page]].
* The toon was removed from the Store on May 22, 2008, making it a [[Secret Pages|secret page]].


<span id="remarks"></span>
=== Remarks ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Remarks </span> ===


* Even when this toon was found in the [[Yahoo Store|Store]], it was not included in the [[TV Time Toons Menu|TV Time Toons menu]].
* Even when this toon was found in the [[Yahoo Store|Store]], it was not included in the [[TV Time Toons Menu|TV Time Toons menu]].
* The Flash file for this toon was originally hosted on [[Videlectrix|videlectrix.com]].
* The Flash file for this toon was originally hosted on [[Videlectrix|videlectrix.com]].
* Strong Sad didn't write &quot;Grape Soda Banked&quot; in his usual, elegant handwriting.
* Strong Sad didn't write "Grape Soda Banked" in his usual, elegant handwriting.
* When Strong Sad first draws the picture, it lacks color, but when he shows the camera, the grapes on the label and the bills emerging from the ATM are colored.
* When Strong Sad first draws the picture, it lacks color, but when he shows the camera, the grapes on the label and the bills emerging from the ATM are colored.
* Senor Cardgage has actually had coherent thoughts before. Some of his dialogue in both [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]] would qualify as coherent.
* Senor Cardgage has actually had coherent thoughts before. Some of his dialogue in both [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]] would qualify as coherent.


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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Inside References </span> ===


* This is another mention of [[Grapes|grapes]].
* This is another mention of [[Grapes|grapes]].
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* The ATM that Strong Sad draws strongly resembles the ATM in [[Experimental Film]].
* The ATM that Strong Sad draws strongly resembles the ATM in [[Experimental Film]].


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=== Fast Forward ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Fast Forward </span> ===


* &quot;Chant Words Together&quot; would later be used at the end of the [[Punkin Show]].
* "Chant Words Together" would later be used at the end of the [[Punkin Show]].


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== External Links ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> External Links </span> ==


* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/non-sequitur-champion watch "Non-Sequitur Champion"]
* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/non-sequitur-champion watch "Non-Sequitur Champion"]
* [https://homestarrunner.com/media/pages/toons/non-sequitur-champion/935d46ebc9-1609534019/nonsequitur.swf view the Flash file for "Non-Sequitur Champion"]
* [https://homestarrunner.com/media/pages/toons/non-sequitur-champion/935d46ebc9-1609534019/nonsequitur.swf view the Flash file for "Non-Sequitur Champion"]
* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=13670 forum thread re: "Non-Sequitur Champion"]
* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=13670 forum thread re: "Non-Sequitur Champion"]
 
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"Grape...soda...banked?"

Senor Cardgage loses the non-sequitur championship to Homsar and must form a coherent thought as punishment.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Senor Cardgage, Strong Sad

Places: The Show

Date: Friday, February 29, 2008

Running Time: 1:10

Page Title: Non-Sequitur Champion

Transcript

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Up next, we got a real whip cream special treat for ya. {medium shot of Homestar} Here to complete a coherent thought is the loser of the Non Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!

{Zoom out. Senor Cardgage walks on stage from the left.}

SENOR CARDGAGE: Thank yo, Presbyterian.

{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage, facing the camera}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {off-screen} All right, let 'er rip!

SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Panctice... Squad... Cutterback.

{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears}

SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Oh... Lifty Fernandez.

{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears. Zoom out to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: One more tryyyy.

{Cut back to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}

SENOR CARDGAGE: Uhh... {subtitled} Grape... Soda... Banked?

{Cut to Homestar Runner}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Judges?

{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk drawing on a piece of paper. A plaque reads "Celebrity Judge(s)"}

STRONG SAD: I think we have a winner!

{Strong Sad shows a drawing of a grape soda bottle with eyes and a mouth with an ATM. Below the drawing is the text "GRAPE SODA BANKED!"}

STRONG SAD: Grape soda banked!

{Cut to Homestar Runner}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hooray!

SENOR CARDGAGE: {ashamed} Oh.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: There you have it, folks! A coherent thought from Senor Cardgage! Until next time, as always...

{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Chant words together!

{Credits scroll up as Senor Cardgage and Homestar mumble at each other in the background:

A Sportsinterviews/Chimendez Production

Produced by Cherry Greg

Lighting
Lifty Fernandez

Quizmaster
Juan Aikman

Mr. Runner's Wardrobe provided by
Styles Upon Styles

Finally, a card with "again?" appears.}

Fun Facts

Explanations

Trivia

  • The toon was removed from the Store on May 22, 2008, making it a secret page.

Remarks

  • Even when this toon was found in the Store, it was not included in the TV Time Toons menu.
  • The Flash file for this toon was originally hosted on videlectrix.com.
  • Strong Sad didn't write "Grape Soda Banked" in his usual, elegant handwriting.
  • When Strong Sad first draws the picture, it lacks color, but when he shows the camera, the grapes on the label and the bills emerging from the ATM are colored.
  • Senor Cardgage has actually had coherent thoughts before. Some of his dialogue in both Senor Mortgage and Senorial Day would qualify as coherent.

Inside References

Fast Forward

  • "Chant Words Together" would later be used at the end of the Punkin Show.
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