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<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:302px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Green_band.png" title="The Motion Picture Guy knows what's best."><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="129" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/0/07/Green_band.png/300px-Green_band.png" width="300"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:Green_band.png" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>The Motion Picture Guy knows what's best.</div></div></div>
<p>The green <b>rating screen</b> is displayed before films and trailers in <a href="/index.php?title=Free_Country%2C_USA" title="Free Country, USA">Free Country, USA</a> to indicate their age-appropriateness. It parodies the <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Motion_Picture_Association_film_rating_system" title="wikipedia:Motion Picture Association film rating system">"green band" rating card</a> displayed before most film trailers. Unlike the real green band, it is displayed before films as well as trailers, including films with higher-level ratings. The ones used before films also feature a parody of the <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Motion_Picture_Association" title="wikipedia:Motion Picture Association">Motion Picture Association</a>'s trademark rating logos.
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<a id="Appearances" name="Appearances"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span></h2>
''The Motion Picture Guy knows what's best.''
<a id="In_Search_of_the_Yello_Dello_Theatrical_Trailer" name="In_Search_of_the_Yello_Dello_Theatrical_Trailer"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"><a href="/index.php?title=In_Search_of_the_Yello_Dello_Theatrical_Trailer" title="In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer">In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer</a></span></h3>
 
<blockquote style="background:#390; color:#FFF; text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px #000; padding:24px 12px; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:800; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:170%;">PREVIEW</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br/><br/>
The green '''rating screen''' is displayed before films and trailers in [[Free Country, USA]] to indicate their age-appropriateness. It parodies the [[Motion Picture Association film rating system|"green band" rating card]] displayed before most film trailers. Unlike the real green band, it is displayed before films as well as trailers, including films with higher-level ratings. The ones used before films also feature a parody of the [[Motion Picture Association]]'s trademark rating logos.
<span style="font-size:170%;">EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!</span><br/><br/>
 
BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA</blockquote>
== Appearances ==
<a id="Commandos_in_the_Classroom" name="Commandos_in_the_Classroom"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"><a href="/index.php?title=Commandos_in_the_Classroom" title="Commandos in the Classroom">Commandos in the Classroom</a></span></h3>
 
<blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px #000; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:800; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:125%;line-height:160%;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:140%;">FILM</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br/>
=== In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer ===
<span style="font-size:140%;">CERTAIN AUDIENCES</span><br/>
 
BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST</span><br/>
<blockquote>
<br/>
>THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br /><br />
IT BE RATED
>EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!<br /><br />
<table cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" style="background:none; border:1px #FFF solid; margin:0 auto; color:white">
>BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA
<tr>
<td style="border:1px #FFF solid;"> <span style="font:bolder 200% serif">PG-13</span>
</td><td style="border:1px #FFF solid;"> FOR SEVERE CUSSING AND<br/><i>VERY</i> ILLEGAL PONY FIGHTS
</td></tr></table>
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
<a id="Sbemail_169_Deleted_Scene" name="Sbemail_169_Deleted_Scene"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"><a href="/index.php?title=Sbemail_169_Deleted_Scene" title="Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene">Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene</a></span></h3>
 
<blockquote style="background:#42CC00; color:#FFF; text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px #000; padding:24px 12px; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:800; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif; text-align:center;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:170%;">PREVIEW</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br/><br/>
=== Commandos in the Classroom ===
<span style="font-size:170%;">EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!</span><br/><br/>
 
BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA</blockquote>
<blockquote>
<a id="Email_rated" name="Email_rated"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Email <a href="/index.php?title=rated" title="rated">rated</a></span></h3>
>THE FOLLOWING FILM HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br />
<blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; text-shadow: -1px 1px 1px #000; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:125%;line-height:160%;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:150%;">FILM</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br/>
>CERTAIN AUDIENCES<br />
<span style="font-size:170%;">CERTAIN AUDIENCES</span><br/>
>BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST<br />
BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST</span><br/>
><br />
<br/>
>IT BE RATED
IT BE RATED
 
<table cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" style="background:none; border:1px #FFF solid; margin:0 auto; color:white">
> PG-13
<tr>
> FOR SEVERE CUSSING AND<br />''VERY'' ILLEGAL PONY FIGHTS
<td style="border:1px #FFF solid;"> <span style="font:bolder 200% serif">RRR</span>
</td><td style="border:1px #FFF solid;" width="200pt"> FOR EXPLICIT BREAKFAST-PIERCING BULLETS
</td></tr></table>
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
<a id="Email_sbemail_206" name="Email_sbemail_206"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Email <a href="/index.php?title=sbemail_206" title="sbemail 206">sbemail 206</a></span></h3>
 
<blockquote style="background:#317510; color:#FFF; text-shadow: 1px 2px 1px #000; padding:2em 1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:80%;line-height:200%;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:200%; font-weight:800;">PREVIEW</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br/>
=== Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene ===
<span style="font-size:200%; font-weight:800;">MORONS WITHOUT CALENDARS</span><br/>
 
BY THE FAKE TRAILER ASSOCIATION OF FREE COUNTRY USA</span>
<blockquote>
>THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br /><br />
>EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!<br /><br />
>BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA
</blockquote>
</blockquote>


=== Email rated ===
<blockquote>
>THE FOLLOWING FILM HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br />
>CERTAIN AUDIENCES<br />
>BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST<br />
><br />
>IT BE RATED
> RRR
> FOR EXPLICIT BREAKFAST-PIERCING BULLETS
</blockquote>


=== Email sbemail 206 ===


<blockquote>
<div class="visualClear"></div>
>THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br />
</html>
>MORONS WITHOUT CALENDARS<br />
>BY THE FAKE TRAILER ASSOCIATION OF FREE COUNTRY USA
</blockquote>
[[Category:Entertainment running gags]]


Latest revision as of 04:58, 5 August 2026

The Motion Picture Guy knows what's best.

The green rating screen is displayed before films and trailers in Free Country, USA to indicate their age-appropriateness. It parodies the "green band" rating card displayed before most film trailers. Unlike the real green band, it is displayed before films as well as trailers, including films with higher-level ratings. The ones used before films also feature a parody of the Motion Picture Association's trademark rating logos.

Appearances

In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer

>THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR

>EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

>BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA

Commandos in the Classroom

>THE FOLLOWING FILM HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR
>CERTAIN AUDIENCES
>BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST
>
>IT BE RATED

> PG-13 > FOR SEVERE CUSSING AND
VERY ILLEGAL PONY FIGHTS

Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene

>THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR

>EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

>BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA

Email rated

>THE FOLLOWING FILM HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR
>CERTAIN AUDIENCES
>BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST
>
>IT BE RATED

> RRR > FOR EXPLICIT BREAKFAST-PIERCING BULLETS

Email sbemail 206

>THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR
>MORONS WITHOUT CALENDARS
>BY THE FAKE TRAILER ASSOCIATION OF FREE COUNTRY USA

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