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'''Life-Blossoms Undergoing Re-programming Naturally''', also known by the [[Acronyms and Initialisms|acronym]] '''L.U.R.N.''', is a "pretty standard" cult headed by [[Marzipan]] that meets in [[The Classroom]], as seen in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[coloring]]. The subordinate members of L.U.R.N. are referred to as "Life-Blossoms" and include [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], and [[Homsar]].
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Life-Blossoms engage in activities using crayons with politically correct color names that cannot actually be used to color, lest any one pupil outshine the rest. Other focal points of the L.U.R.N. curriculum include crayon consumption, ethical treatment of soy products, and other environmentally-conscious subjects.
 
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'''Life-Blossoms Undergoing Re-programming Naturally''', also known by the [[Acronyms and Initialisms|acronym]] '''L.U.R.N.''', is a &quot;pretty standard&quot; cult headed by [[Marzipan]] that meets in [[The Classroom]], as seen in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[coloring]]. The subordinate members of L.U.R.N. are referred to as &quot;Life-Blossoms&quot; and include [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], and [[Homsar]].
 
Life-Blossoms engage in activities using crayons with politically correct color names that cannot actually be used to color, lest any one pupil outshine the rest. Other focal points of the L.U.R.N. curriculum include crayon consumption, ethical treatment of soy products, and other environmentally-conscious subjects.


Life-Blossoms' grades in these subjects are distributed in the form of roots, grass, leaves, and [[Birds|birds]]. Roots and grass are equivalent to F's, and they are the grades Homestar Runner receives in most subjects. It is unknown how well Strong Mad and Homsar do, however.
Life-Blossoms' grades in these subjects are distributed in the form of roots, grass, leaves, and [[Birds|birds]]. Roots and grass are equivalent to F's, and they are the grades Homestar Runner receives in most subjects. It is unknown how well Strong Mad and Homsar do, however.


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The L.U.R.N acronym
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A sample L.U.R.N. report card
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* [[Always Be'sing & Do'sing]]
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Latest revision as of 04:58, 5 August 2026

File:LURN logo isolated.png

The L.U.R.N logo

Life-Blossoms Undergoing Re-programming Naturally, also known by the acronym L.U.R.N., is a "pretty standard" cult headed by Marzipan that meets in The Classroom, as seen in the Strong Bad Email coloring. The subordinate members of L.U.R.N. are referred to as "Life-Blossoms" and include Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, and Homsar.

Life-Blossoms engage in activities using crayons with politically correct color names that cannot actually be used to color, lest any one pupil outshine the rest. Other focal points of the L.U.R.N. curriculum include crayon consumption, ethical treatment of soy products, and other environmentally-conscious subjects.

Life-Blossoms' grades in these subjects are distributed in the form of roots, grass, leaves, and birds. Roots and grass are equivalent to F's, and they are the grades Homestar Runner receives in most subjects. It is unknown how well Strong Mad and Homsar do, however.

The L.U.R.N acronym

A sample L.U.R.N. report card

Appearances

See Also