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<p><b>NARRATOR STRONG BAD:</b> Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader<i> {screen shows Cheerleader, with "cheer!" next to her}</i> So and So <i>{fashion sense!}</i> What's Her Face <i>{unpopular!}</i> The Ugly One <i>{hygiene?}</i> | |||
</p><p><i>{The four girls are standing in a nondescript field.}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>CHEERLEADER:</b> Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!!! | |||
</p><p><b>SO AND SO:</b> Word. | |||
</p><p><b>THE UGLY ONE:</b> Word. | |||
</p><p><b>WHAT'S HER FACE:</b> Word. | |||
</p><p><i>{The girls walk to the right. Some birds and clouds appear above them. A helicopter appears and attacks the birds, and Narrator Strong Bad makes helicopter shooting noises. The girls stop walking, and the scenery reverts to its original state.}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>CHEERLEADER:</b> Okay, now let's start LOOKING GOOD!!! | |||
</p><p><b>SO AND SO:</b> A'ight. | |||
</p><p><b>THE UGLY ONE:</b> A'ight. | |||
</p><p><b>WHAT'S HER FACE:</b> A'ight. | |||
</p><p><i>{The Visor Robot zaps So and So's head with a laser.}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>NARRATOR STRONG BAD:</b> VOIP! | |||
</p><p><i>{So and So's upper body becomes a black pile of ashes and a skull.}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>CHEERLEADER:</b> Kristen, you look burnt, or DEAD. | |||
</p><p><i>{The girls walk right some more.}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>WHAT'S HER FACE:</b> I miss Kristin...a. | |||
</p><p><i>{Screen now shows The Ugly One, with numerous arrows flying through the air behind her.}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>THE UGLY ONE:</b> I have a crush on <i>EVERY BOY!!</i> | |||
</p><p><i>{Zoom out. The Ugly One is pierced by the arrows. We see the Arrow'd Guy, with more arrows coming out of his mouth.}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>NARRATOR STRONG BAD:</b> ARROWED!!! | |||
</p><p><b>THE UGLY ONE:</b> OW! My skin! | |||
</p><p><i>{Cut to What's Her Face getting kicked by a dinosaur.}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>NARRATOR STRONG BAD:</b> PUNT! | |||
</p><p><b>WHAT'S HER FACE:</b> Dag, yo. | |||
</p><p><i>{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face.}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>CHEERLEADER:</b> I look so good!! | |||
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Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {screen shows Cheerleader, with "cheer!" next to her} So and So {fashion sense!} What's Her Face {unpopular!} The Ugly One {hygiene?}
{The four girls are standing in a nondescript field.}
CHEERLEADER: Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!!!
SO AND SO: Word.
THE UGLY ONE: Word.
WHAT'S HER FACE: Word.
{The girls walk to the right. Some birds and clouds appear above them. A helicopter appears and attacks the birds, and Narrator Strong Bad makes helicopter shooting noises. The girls stop walking, and the scenery reverts to its original state.}
CHEERLEADER: Okay, now let's start LOOKING GOOD!!!
SO AND SO: A'ight.
THE UGLY ONE: A'ight.
WHAT'S HER FACE: A'ight.
{The Visor Robot zaps So and So's head with a laser.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: VOIP!
{So and So's upper body becomes a black pile of ashes and a skull.}
CHEERLEADER: Kristen, you look burnt, or DEAD.
{The girls walk right some more.}
WHAT'S HER FACE: I miss Kristin...a.
{Screen now shows The Ugly One, with numerous arrows flying through the air behind her.}
THE UGLY ONE: I have a crush on EVERY BOY!!
{Zoom out. The Ugly One is pierced by the arrows. We see the Arrow'd Guy, with more arrows coming out of his mouth.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: ARROWED!!!
THE UGLY ONE: OW! My skin!
{Cut to What's Her Face getting kicked by a dinosaur.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: PUNT!
WHAT'S HER FACE: Dag, yo.
{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face.}
CHEERLEADER: I look so good!!
