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<p>On March 15, 2008, <a href="/index.php?title=They_Might_Be_Giants" title="They Might Be Giants">They Might Be Giants</a> performed at the Variety Playhouse in Atlanta, GA. They were joined on-stage by Puppet <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner" title="Homestar Runner">Homestar Runner</a>. They had a discussion and John Linnel told some jokes to the audience, and then sang "<a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=index.php/I_Am_Not_Your_Broom" title="tmbw:I Am Not Your Broom">I Am Not Your Broom</a>." | |||
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<a id="Transcript" name="Transcript"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span></h2> | |||
<p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> Hi, kids! Hi, large kids—too—with small kids on their shoulders! | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN LINNELL:</b> Hi, Homestar. How's it going? | |||
</p><p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> Hi, Johns! Hi—hi, Dans! <i>{grudgingly}</i> Hi, Marty...How you guys doing? | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN LINNELL:</b> We're doing pretty good. Except for the flu thing. | |||
</p><p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> Oh, yeah. He keeps messin' up your song names. | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN LINNELL:</b> Yeah. | |||
</p><p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> He's the song mangulist. | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN LINNELL:</b> That's so true, Homestar. | |||
</p><p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> You said to bring the jokes. | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN LINNELL:</b> Yeah. You got any more jokes? | |||
</p><p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> Nope. | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN LINNELL:</b> Apparently you don't. Okay, good. Good. You want to hear a joke? | |||
</p><p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> I do, I do! | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN LINNELL:</b> What do you call a deer with no eyes? | |||
</p><p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> A deer with no eyes...I don't know! | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN LINNELL:</b> I have no eye-deer. Wait. I got— I got another one. | |||
</p><p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> Oh! | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN LINNELL:</b> But you've gotta— you've gotta try and— try and come up with an answer for this one. | |||
</p><p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> Okay, okay. Sorry. | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN LINNELL:</b> What do you call a fish with no eye? | |||
</p><p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> A blue whale! | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN LINNELL:</b> That is incorrect. | |||
</p><p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> What?! | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN LINNELL:</b> Where's my buzzer sound? I don't have it out. | |||
</p><p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> Bum-bum-ba-dum! | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN LINNELL:</b> Um...the answer— the answer is a fish with— a fish with no eye is called a "fsh." | |||
</p><p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> That's pretty good. That's pretty good. | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN LINNELL:</b> Yes, it is. | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN FLANSBURGH:</b> Hey, I don't wanna— I don't wanna interrupt the whole joke thing, 'cause I know you guys have an engagement, a concord in a couple weeks- | |||
</p><p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> Right, right. | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN FLANSBURGH:</b> But uh...I think— I think maybe we should do a song. | |||
</p><p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> Okay! | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN LINNELL:</b> This is how I feel about that. | |||
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<a id="I_Am_Not_Your_Broom" name="I_Am_Not_Your_Broom"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">I Am Not Your Broom</span></h3> | |||
<p><b>JOHN LINNELL:</b> Now, Broom, you must now sweep for me, the dust that fills my room. | |||
</p><p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> No, John, I will not sweep for you, for I am not your broom. | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN LINNELL:</b> What nonsense are you speaking, Broom? My words you must obey! | |||
</p><p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> Another life awaits me and I'm leaving you today! I am not your broom! I am not your broom! I've had enough, I'm casting off these chains of servitude! I am not your broom! I am not your broom! No longer will I sweep for you, for I am not your broom! | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN FLANSBURGH:</b> Now— now hold on there, Homestar. I'm confused. You— you said a word I didn't know. I've never heard this word before— servitude. What does that— servitude mean? You've gotta— | |||
</p><p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> Servitude? | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN LINNELL:</b> Yeah. | |||
</p><p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> That's what you get when you go to the drive through window and there's a teenage kid working there. Get y'all out some servitude! | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN LINNELL:</b> Okay. | |||
</p><p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> It's like "Get some Oxy Clean, kid!" | |||
</p><p><b>JOHN LINNELL:</b> Thanks for coming. | |||
</p><p><i>{John begins to play the chorus to I am not your Broom.}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> A-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish...swish-swish-swish-swish-swish. | |||
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<a id="External_Links" name="External_Links"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span></h2> | |||
<ul><li><a class="extiw" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02WIAH9JrbU" title="youtube:02WIAH9JrbU">Video of the concert</a> | |||
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<a id="See_Also" name="See_Also"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">See Also</span></h2> | |||
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=TMBG_Concert_-_25_Sep_2004" title="TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004">TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004</a> | |||
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=TMBG_Concert_-_3_May_2006" title="TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006">TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006</a> | |||
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=TMBG_Concert_-_5_Mar_2010" title="TMBG Concert - 5 Mar 2010">TMBG Concert - 5 Mar 2010</a> | |||
</li></ul> | |||
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Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026
On March 15, 2008, They Might Be Giants performed at the Variety Playhouse in Atlanta, GA. They were joined on-stage by Puppet Homestar Runner. They had a discussion and John Linnel told some jokes to the audience, and then sang "I Am Not Your Broom."
Transcript
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hi, kids! Hi, large kids—too—with small kids on their shoulders!
JOHN LINNELL: Hi, Homestar. How's it going?
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hi, Johns! Hi—hi, Dans! {grudgingly} Hi, Marty...How you guys doing?
JOHN LINNELL: We're doing pretty good. Except for the flu thing.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, yeah. He keeps messin' up your song names.
JOHN LINNELL: Yeah.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: He's the song mangulist.
JOHN LINNELL: That's so true, Homestar.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: You said to bring the jokes.
JOHN LINNELL: Yeah. You got any more jokes?
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Nope.
JOHN LINNELL: Apparently you don't. Okay, good. Good. You want to hear a joke?
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: I do, I do!
JOHN LINNELL: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: A deer with no eyes...I don't know!
JOHN LINNELL: I have no eye-deer. Wait. I got— I got another one.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh!
JOHN LINNELL: But you've gotta— you've gotta try and— try and come up with an answer for this one.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, okay. Sorry.
JOHN LINNELL: What do you call a fish with no eye?
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: A blue whale!
JOHN LINNELL: That is incorrect.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: What?!
JOHN LINNELL: Where's my buzzer sound? I don't have it out.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Bum-bum-ba-dum!
JOHN LINNELL: Um...the answer— the answer is a fish with— a fish with no eye is called a "fsh."
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
JOHN LINNELL: Yes, it is.
JOHN FLANSBURGH: Hey, I don't wanna— I don't wanna interrupt the whole joke thing, 'cause I know you guys have an engagement, a concord in a couple weeks-
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Right, right.
JOHN FLANSBURGH: But uh...I think— I think maybe we should do a song.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay!
JOHN LINNELL: This is how I feel about that.
I Am Not Your Broom
JOHN LINNELL: Now, Broom, you must now sweep for me, the dust that fills my room.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: No, John, I will not sweep for you, for I am not your broom.
JOHN LINNELL: What nonsense are you speaking, Broom? My words you must obey!
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Another life awaits me and I'm leaving you today! I am not your broom! I am not your broom! I've had enough, I'm casting off these chains of servitude! I am not your broom! I am not your broom! No longer will I sweep for you, for I am not your broom!
JOHN FLANSBURGH: Now— now hold on there, Homestar. I'm confused. You— you said a word I didn't know. I've never heard this word before— servitude. What does that— servitude mean? You've gotta—
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Servitude?
JOHN LINNELL: Yeah.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's what you get when you go to the drive through window and there's a teenage kid working there. Get y'all out some servitude!
JOHN LINNELL: Okay.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: It's like "Get some Oxy Clean, kid!"
JOHN LINNELL: Thanks for coming.
{John begins to play the chorus to I am not your Broom.}
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: A-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish...swish-swish-swish-swish-swish.
